basketball gone wrong

[BringPunkback]

ok this is no big deal..but im just wondering if anyone else has experienced the same thing..and wat they did about it.

i was playin basketball with my girlfriend the other day. and of course i always beat her so i was goin easy...and when i score i like to rub it in her face by doing a stupid dance or something, and 2 days ago i scored on her, and i started doing the chicken dance, and she was playing around and threw the ball at me, pretty hard...no big deal but of course with my luck, i just happen to turn around and the ball pounded me right in the nuts...it hurt so bad i couldnt believe it...my gf ran up apologizing a million times, it was an accident so it wasnt her fault...but i kinda acted like it didnt hurt me too much so that my girlfriend wouldnt feel bad and i would keep some dignity. But about an hour later when they stopped hurting in my gut...i forgot about it...the next morning my balls were kindof bruised...but they didnt hurt....they were just blue...is this normal?

[apoemtothedead]

blue ball eh? should have done it to her on the court

[i said poop]

...is this normal?

no it is not.

most likely you will not be having kids (which may be a good thing for the rest of the world).

[Mad Caddie]

Woah dude! I've been hit/kicked in the nuts hundreds of times, many of them really hard, but I've never heard of blue ball syndrome. Theyre probably just bruised bad, but if it doesnt go away I'd go to the doctor. Thats just nasty. You have all my sympathay man

[BrandNew20]

haha.

[SonEric84]

All I have to say is ouch.

[I'mAFake]

My friend was swinging around her purse on wednesday and hit me fucking square in the balls.

[OnLegendary21]

I'm pretty sure you're going to die.

[Greg]

you should have told her to kiss it and make it feel better... and while she's down there she might as well.... well.... you know

[ATFEH4President]

i was passed out on my floor once and my gf wakes me up by stepping on my nuts, that was so fun