MNF Week 1 Doubleheader - Vikings @ Packers; Broncos @ Raiders

[Drew Beringer]

About an hour till kickoff.

http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/a_rodgers_080828_QT.jpg

I'm pumped.

Packers 24 Vikings 14
Broncos 17 Raiders 14

[teddy]

I need Peterson to get about 130+ rush yards and a couple TDs.

[xbrokendownx]

im excited to watch run DMC later

[IcedOpethBlind]

Vikings 20 Packers 14
Raiders 24 Broncos 20

[AshesAshes]

Go Vikes/Broncos

[Killadelphia]

With Brandon Jackson getting 10-15+ carries, the packers are fucked lol

[iihungrieii]

titans to the superbowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[livethesounds]

With Brandon Jackson getting 10-15+ carries, the packers are fucked lol

10-15 carries?
Jackson looked pretty good in the pre-season.

[Drew Beringer]

Yeah, Jackson has improved a lot.

Anyways, fuck that dad and his kid for wearing Jets Favre jerseys, those aren't real fans those are douchebags.

[livethesounds]

there's people at the game wearing jets jerseys? wow

and did i miss something? why would brandon jackson be getting 10-15 carries?

[Killadelphia]

10-15 carries?
Jackson looked pretty good in the pre-season.

Grant is suffering from a sore hamstring.

ESPN's Wendy Nix reports that Ryan Grant will "split time" in the Packers' backfield on Monday night against Minnesota.
Grant claims he's "100%," but coach Mike McCarthy says Grant has experienced lingering soreness and his reps will be "monitored closely." In a matchup against the NFC's top run defense, Grant could struggle for production on limited carries. It sounds like Brandon Jackson will see 10+ touches.

- rotoworld

Regardless, it is minny's run defense.

[LastPlaceRocks]

there's people at the game wearing jets jerseys? wow

and did i miss something? why would brandon jackson be getting 10-15 carries?
Of course there are people wearing Favre Jets jerseys. He's still God to some Sconnies.

[IcedOpethBlind]

fucking kornheiser, this is gonna be tough not to mute

[Drew Beringer]

Oh man I forgot I have to listened to Kornheiser and his anti-Rodgers rants. Fuck that dude.

[IcedOpethBlind]

seriously, over/under favre being mentioned 2,000,000x?

[LastPlaceRocks]

Over easily, given the two teams playing and how the off-season went down.

[IcedOpethBlind]

and HoW BRetT FaVrE Rawkked THEe Sawx oFF tHE DoLphins AMirITE?!???!?! !?!

[bradyreier]

Vikings - 27
Packers - 17

Broncos - 17
Raiders - 13

[LastPlaceRocks]

and HoW BRetT FaVrE Rawkked THEe Sawx oFF tHE DoLphins AMirITE?!???!?! !?!

That'll happen at least a couple times, but given ESPN's love affair with Brady I'm expecting in-game updates about what he's doing.

[IcedOpethBlind]

espn alert: brady eating scone and sipping coffee

[Drew Beringer]

ESPN update: Brady getting some lovin from Giselle.

[Killadelphia]

ESPN Alert: Brady just finger fucked Giselle while wearing his 3 rings just to remind her he still has game.

Side note: Brady has more time to take care of children out of wedlock.

[Drew Beringer]

Damn, no James Jones tonight, there's a hit to my fantasy team haha

[Drew Beringer]

No Berrian tonight? Who is Jackson going to throw too?

[LastPlaceRocks]

Rice or Jesus.

[IcedOpethBlind]

why wouldnt berrian play?

[MyWorldEntire]

I need no field goals from Crosby tonight, I'm up by 8 points

[livethesounds]

haha, of course we're going to get 50 bret favre wrangler commercials as well

[drudo182]

Almost time for Cutler to unleash his arm on the Raiders.

Picture for good measure

http://www.squibkick.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/jay-cutler.jpg

[LeftWideOpen]

The Raiders run to the super bowl and DMC's quest for 3000 yards begins tonight.

[Drew Beringer]

why wouldnt berrian play?
I dunno, that's what someone in the studio said. He was out?

[LastPlaceRocks]

Well it's been twenty seconds and I'm already tired of Kornheiser.

[IcedOpethBlind]

I dunno, that's what someone in the studio said. He was out?

hmm, he wasnt even on the injury report but he has been dealing with turf toe.....

[Drew Beringer]

Man, I hate the Vikings. Remember Chris Hovan and all his shit talking and then the Pack would own him.

[Drew Beringer]

hmm, he wasnt even on the injury report but he has been dealing with turf toe.....
Yeah, he isn't on the injury report, I think it was Carter who said he was out. If I heard correctly.

[livethesounds]

the monday night entrance this year is 100000x better than last years.

[IcedOpethBlind]

he may have messed up, im thinking berrian is playing

[livethesounds]

jordy nelson!!

[Drew Beringer]

Good return Nelson, I do not miss Longwell's shitty kickoffs.

[IcedOpethBlind]

brett brett brett favre favre brett brett favre favre sarah palin

[Drew Beringer]

LET'S GO A-ROD!

x

[Drew Beringer]

Wow, the bottom of the screen seems way cluttered.

[Drew Beringer]

Good 4 yard rush.

[Drew Beringer]

A-Rod looks good so far!

[Drew Beringer]

It's nice having a mobile quarterback for once.

[IcedOpethBlind]

jallen!

[Drew Beringer]

Wow, Jared Allen needs to no homo himself.

[LastPlaceRocks]

I love how you're talking to yourself Drew.

[Drew Beringer]

Sweet, 3rd and 20. Jason Spitz = boooo

[bnchief]

Anyone care to tell me why the score bar is taking up half the screen?

[Drew Beringer]

I love how you're talking to yourself Drew.
I do it every year haha

[Drew Beringer]

This offensive line fuckin sucks. Weakest part on this team.

[IcedOpethBlind]

no shit, kornyheiser

[LastPlaceRocks]

I do it every year haha
It's okay - I do it as well with hockey. Just cooking dinner at the moment, so I'll be on more after that.

Nice stop Vikes D.

[IcedOpethBlind]

time for AP to light the world on fire

[Scott Weber]

just turned the game on.

[livethesounds]

drew providing his own commentarry.

[mikeyxxcore]

nervous about AP. preseason was rough. hope, for the sake of fantasy, I'm wrong.

[IcedOpethBlind]

nervous about AP. preseason was rough. hope, for the sake of fantasy, I'm wrong.

trade him for michael turner

[GiggsOho]

omg, I expected a large amount of Favre stroking, but even this is exceeding my expectations.

[Drew Beringer]

dammit defense, come the fuck on

[bradyreier]

Nice run Jackson.

[IcedOpethBlind]

i forgot mckinnie was suspended for a few games

[LastPlaceRocks]

"That's a lot of million"
Thank you for your brilliant insight Tony Kornheiser.

[LastPlaceRocks]

What the hell was that Jackson?

[IcedOpethBlind]

"That's a lot of million"
Thank you for your brilliant insight Tony Kornheiser.

"aaron rodgers will be the most scrutinized quarterback in the league this year" - korn earlier

no. fucking. way.

[Drew Beringer]

I like that the Packers are wearing black cleats now.

[Drew Beringer]

KAMPMAN!

x

[IcedOpethBlind]

big aaron kampman

[GiggsOho]

"aaron rodgers will be the most scrutinized quarterback in the league this year" - korn earlier

no. fucking. way.

If TK has anything to do with it, he will.

[mikeyxxcore]

trade him for michael turner

not sure if it was sarcasm or not but I have both of them, haha.

[LastPlaceRocks]

"aaron rodgers will be the most scrutinized quarterback in the league this year" - korn earlier

no. fucking. way.
Well now he's followed by Cassel.

[Drew Beringer]

This offensive line SUCKS

[IcedOpethBlind]

This offensive line SUCKS

or the vikings line is that good, which it is lol

jallen, pwilliams, kwilliams...scary.

[IcedOpethBlind]

lol jackson

[Drew Beringer]

hahaha YES FIRST DOWN!!

[GiggsOho]

sweet, more lost pts for the fantasy team. FALL ON IT.

[bradyreier]

Fuck!

[Drew Beringer]

or the vikings line is that good, which it is lol

jallen, pwilliams, kwilliams...scary.
It's a combination. This line is weak.

[livethesounds]

oooof, thank god jennings. he saved my ass in our pay league.

[Drew Beringer]

sloppy sloppy sloppy

[livethesounds]

motherfucker. quit making stupid mistakes GB.

[Drew Beringer]

So many penalties, fuckin pathetic, I hate this offensive line. Die.

[IcedOpethBlind]

tripping

[LastPlaceRocks]

Damnit Vikings. Right now it's looking like neither team wants this.

[IcedOpethBlind]

flags flags flags

[Drew Beringer]

MCCARTHY GET A FUCKIN HANDLE ON THIS TEAM FAT SLOB

x

[livethesounds]

unbelieveable.

[Drew Beringer]

CLIFTON YOU PIECE OF SHIT
x

[LastPlaceRocks]

Okay now I'm starting to enjoy these flags.

[Drew Beringer]

what a shitty play call.

[livethesounds]

well, at least grant isn't just getting stuffed at the line. he's getting about 3-4 yards.

[Drew Beringer]

another shitty play call fuck you McCarthy you suck

[LastPlaceRocks]

Don't blow third and thirty Vikes. Please.

[IcedOpethBlind]

3 & 28 hehe

[GiggsOho]

SHUT UP ABOUT FAVRE.

x

[bradyreier]

I wonder how Brett feels watching this

[LastPlaceRocks]

That's for the third quarter - have someone ask him.

[Drew Beringer]

Pathetic undisciplined play fuck

[bradyreier]

SHUT UP ABOUT FAVRE.

x
They'll be comparing all night - it's annoying.

[IcedOpethBlind]

They'll be comparing all night - it's annoying.

for the rest of eternity.

seriously

[we are cured]

fucking kornheiser and his sarcastic sense of humor need to get out of the booth

[bradyreier]

for the rest of eternity.

seriously
Truth

[livethesounds]

yikes

[IcedOpethBlind]

Knocked The Fuck Out Of Harris

[Drew Beringer]

oh fuck you Al Harris, you suck too.

[LastPlaceRocks]

What a run and hit by Peterson.

fucking kornheiser and his sarcastic sense of humor need to get out of the booth
Agreed.

[LastPlaceRocks]

Keep it up Purple Jesus.

[Drew Beringer]

I'll be putting on the Brewers game soon.

[IcedOpethBlind]

al harris got a taste of his own medicine lol

[bradyreier]

Fuck yes Adrian.

[Drew Beringer]

It's going to be a long season. Shitty lines on both sides.

[Drew Beringer]

And McCarthy is a shithead too.

[IcedOpethBlind]

I'll be putting on the Brewers game soon.

rofl 0-0 end of 1st quarter

[LastPlaceRocks]

If I remember my Vikings fandom correctly, this should be the point where something is blown. I feel great about everything.

[rcrook]

Chill, Drew. You're still tied!

[Drew Beringer]

And for good measure, fuck you Ted Thompson.

[Drew Beringer]

Tripplett and his crew fuckin suck too, they throw so many flags.

[IcedOpethBlind]

peterson 5 rushes, 61 yards

[GiggsOho]

Drew bringing the lulz. At least you aren't a Redskins/Rams/Bengals/Seahawks fan, dude.

[Drew Beringer]

Jackson hasn't even thrown once.

[IcedOpethBlind]

i knew berrian was not hurt, and shitty throw by tavaris

[Drew Beringer]

And that's why he doesn't even throw...

[rcrook]

I would love to see Drew's reaction at the end of the chargers game yesterday if he was a chargers fan.

[IcedOpethBlind]

Jackson hasn't even thrown once.

he has a complete pass to mills

[LastPlaceRocks]

Hey, we scored this year at Lambeau!

[Drew Beringer]

Sweet, let's see how many penalties our offensive line receive this drive!

[IcedOpethBlind]

I would love to see Drew's reaction at the end of the chargers game yesterday if he was a chargers fan.

i wouldve cursed the shit out of my television....delhomme to rosario fucking lame

[livethesounds]

nice return

[Drew Beringer]

Good return, doesn't mean much because our line will lose 15 yards for us with penalties.

[rcrook]

i wouldve cursed the shit out of my television....delhomme to rosario fucking lame

i didn't curse. i didn't even say a word. i sat on the couch speechless for 20 minutes, then went to the driving range and wacked the shit out of golfballs. no homo.

[GiggsOho]

i wouldve cursed the shit out of my television....delhomme to rosario fucking lame

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/after-kids-i-didnt-think-it-would-still-be-tight.html

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/rosario-dawson.jpg

[IcedOpethBlind]

Brewers to the super bowl!

[Killadelphia]

put drew on suicide watch after the brewers lose to volquez.

[Drew Beringer]

ugh, no more Brett Favre please, I'm sick of it.

[LastPlaceRocks]

Good return, doesn't mean much because our line will lose 15 yards for us with penalties.
Well after that happens, the Vikings will give up a large touchdown.
EDIT: Fuck at the last play happening right after I typed this.

[IcedOpethBlind]

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/after-kids-i-didnt-think-it-would-still-be-tight.html

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/rosario-dawson.jpg

lolwtf

[livethesounds]

so bret favre is playing for the jets and they've got a video montage of favre as a packer...

JENNINGS!!! nice

[IcedOpethBlind]

that was vintage!

[Drew Beringer]

put drew on suicide watch after the brewers lose to volquez.
I already expect them to lose.

JENNINGS IS GOD!!!!

[Drew Beringer]

STFU Kornheiser, stop with the Favre comparisons.

[Killadelphia]

jets signed jay feely

[rcrook]

put drew on suicide watch after the brewers lose to volquez.

imagine if the packers lose and the brewers lose a playoff game on the same sunday in october...yikes


cue: the breweres are going to blow it, they won't even make the playoffs.

[Killadelphia]

well that jennings catch hurts.

[Drew Beringer]

Rodgers has a better arm than the current version of Favre.

[livethesounds]

yikes....

[IcedOpethBlind]

fucking gay i need lee to score lol

[LastPlaceRocks]

Damn, that should have been a TD.

[Drew Beringer]

The Alcoholic jumped offsides.

[Killadelphia]

imagine if the packers lose and the brewers lose a playoff game on the same sunday in october...yikes


cue: the breweres are going to blow it, they won't even make the playoffs.

lol this weekend's series will likely end either team's playoff hopes, it's bound to send either team into a spiral of frustration.

[livethesounds]

grant grant gratnt FUCK

RUN THE FUCKING BALL.

[Drew Beringer]

This line sucks.

[livethesounds]

Priase Jesus!

[Drew Beringer]

lucky penalty flag.

[Killadelphia]

grant td please

[LastPlaceRocks]

Quit taking penalties you dumbasses! That's the only sack Edwards will get all season.

[IcedOpethBlind]

grant stuffed hehe

[livethesounds]

what the hell is going on?

[Drew Beringer]

another flag OMG These refs are fuckin horrible.

[LastPlaceRocks]

God damnit Vikings.

[livethesounds]

grant grant grant grant grant grant grant!!!!!!!

holy shit!

[IcedOpethBlind]

grant pwn

[GiggsOho]

sloppy game...


cue tk: "BRETT FAVRE WOULD NEVER LET THESE PENALTIES HAPPEN"

[Drew Beringer]

Well, this line is bad.

[livethesounds]

pitch to grant

[Drew Beringer]

ugh, just short. FUCKIN PUT IT IN THE END ZONE!

[IcedOpethBlind]

not in

[livethesounds]

grant again

[IcedOpethBlind]

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh

[livethesounds]

thank god!

[Drew Beringer]

RODGERS!!!!!!!

NEW ERA

x

[GiggsOho]

what the hell was that....

[rcrook]

A-rod!

[duhpunk]

who's that guy?

[IcedOpethBlind]

The Fb Scored

[Killadelphia]

Tony K,

Load a fucking gun and end your life please.

-Justin

[livethesounds]

should have been grant

[Drew Beringer]

and fuck Kornheiser. oh my goodness

[IcedOpethBlind]

every qb makes plays like that, not just favre

fucking sick of this shit

[LastPlaceRocks]

That's the Vikings D I've known for years. Really should had have that one - fuck.

[Killadelphia]

why are teams so afraid of the first and goal from the one qb sneak?

[IcedOpethBlind]

why are teams so afraid of the first and goal from the one qb sneak?

i dunno but go cowboys!!!

getcha popcorn ready.

[Drew Beringer]

Mason Crosby is a stud.

[Drew Beringer]

Fuck the Cowboys, I hope Dawkins knocks Romo the fuck out and TO cries at the end of the game.

[IcedOpethBlind]

fuck the packers and eagles, getcha popcorn ready!

go cowboys!

[Killadelphia]

i dunno but go cowboys!!!

getcha popcorn ready.

maybe we can make it 3 straight in big D

[Killadelphia]

Fuck the Cowboys, I hope Dawkins knocks Romo the fuck out and TO cries at the end of the game.

yeah, Drew.

Maybe it'll be bradley who looks like he was a normal spawn of the little people, big world family.

[IcedOpethBlind]

itll be a good game, no doubt

i just hope barber is his usual self

[Drew Beringer]

why are teams so afraid of the first and goal from the one qb sneak?
Well, in the Packers case, Rodgers isn't injury-proof haha

[duhpunk]

another flag! swt

[Drew Beringer]

obnoxious flag, he didn't do shit.

[LastPlaceRocks]

I'll take that one. Berrian still should have caught that though.

[Drew Beringer]

yeah, hit that knee!

[Drew Beringer]

yeah, Drew.

Maybe it'll be bradley who looks like he was a normal spawn of the little people, big world family.
haha, that commercial was pissing me off until they showed Dawkins at the end.

[Drew Beringer]

fuck you Peterson!

[Drew Beringer]

GOOD TACKLE ATARI!

x

[GiggsOho]

"Zigi Wilf is the George Steinbrenner of the NFL" - Kornheiser


Now he is just saying things for the hell of it.

[Killadelphia]

itll be a good game, no doubt

i just hope barber is his usual self

In the last 2 games in Dallas...

barber had 35 rushing yards and Dallas scored 13 total points. The Eagles scored 37.

TO, 4 catches, 60 yards.

Jason Witten is going to be the key.

[LastPlaceRocks]

Hey, Jackson at least hit Berrian this time. Progress.

[LastPlaceRocks]

"Zigi Wilf is the George Steinbrenner of the NFL" - Kornheiser


Now he is just saying things for the hell of it.
Yeah, what the hell was that? Also, what does that make Jerry Jones?

[IcedOpethBlind]

In the last 2 games in Dallas...

barber had 35 rushing yards and Dallas scored 13 total points. The Eagles scored 37.

TO, 4 catches, 60 yards.

Jason Witten is going to be the key.

i meant due to his rib injury....jason witten will be his usual beast self and probably catch a couple touchdowns in the process.

getcha popcorn ready!

[Drew Beringer]

ATTA BOY RYAN!

x

[Drew Beringer]

HE'S GOT WHEELS BABY!!

x

[IcedOpethBlind]

love driver

[Drew Beringer]

RODGERS!!!

Driver sighting!

[IcedOpethBlind]

and now kornheiser is sucking rodgers dick

good grief

[duhpunk]

hey...new guy has a gun.

[LastPlaceRocks]

Wait, no holding after how they're calling this game? Bullshit.

[Drew Beringer]

Kornheiser, get laryngitis or something.

[GiggsOho]

Now Kornheiser backtracking on Favre! Jesus, he should run for office.

[Drew Beringer]

Rodgers arm is better than Favre's arm. Not Favre in his prime, but Favre right now.

[bradyreier]

Vikes need to keep them out of field goal range now.

[Drew Beringer]

who know who sucks? Darren Sharper.

[Drew Beringer]

fantasy points! <3 Crosby

[IcedOpethBlind]

crispy crosby

[livethesounds]

another 10 points and the packers ice my win in the pay league.

and where the hell did grant go after that big carry?

[bradyreier]

Hopefully they can run out the clock on this drive and get 7 before the half.

[learn to love]

Just posting for subscription purposes..just going to lurk. Hahaha.

[IcedOpethBlind]

ok

[Drew Beringer]

hahah wow no flag on that?

[GiggsOho]

Jesus, how is that not a flag?

[IcedOpethBlind]

that......couldve been a flag. maybe.

[LastPlaceRocks]

Catch something Berrian.

My guess is no flag due to making up the last one.

[IcedOpethBlind]

Catch something Berrian.

My guess is no flag due to making up the last one.

not exactly like his qb is helping much.....

[bradyreier]

Should have been pass interference for sure.

[IcedOpethBlind]

Should have been pass interference for sure.

and the refs were right there....really surprised.

[livethesounds]

wow, shitty spot for the vikes.

[Drew Beringer]

lol STOPPED THEM!!

[IcedOpethBlind]

woooow

[LastPlaceRocks]

That was a horrible spot. Fuck these refs.

[GiggsOho]

The Vikings would win and say they are the kings of the division? DID YOU WATCH THE BEARS LAST NIGHT, TONY?!

He is beyond awful tonight.

[duhpunk]

well, Minnesota's punt team is getting plenty of practice tonight..

[Drew Beringer]

let's get some points here boys!

[MyWorldEntire]

No More Field Goals Mason Crosby!

[Drew Beringer]

Rodgers, so good.

[livethesounds]

rodgers looks so sharp.

[Drew Beringer]

Jennings, so good.

[duhpunk]

woot! jennings :-)

[IcedOpethBlind]

notice how tony isnt saying shit now, love it

much more enjoyable

[Drew Beringer]

Hmm, maybe Ted Thompson knows what he is doing after all haha

[MyWorldEntire]

Packers please score a TD, I cant afford another field goal

[Drew Beringer]

Rodgers says "FUCK YOU TONY KORNHEISER!"

[learn to love]

Love DD.

[Drew Beringer]

hey look another penalty on the offensive line!

[livethesounds]

ugh, where the hell is Ryan Grant?

[Drew Beringer]

ugh screens to Jackson = crap

[Killadelphia]

this sucks. At least Crosby will get me the points Grant can't in one league.

Hopefully McFadden goes nuts tonight for me.

[Drew Beringer]

That's Mike McCarthy football at its finest, settle for the field goal. DUMB

[MyWorldEntire]

Fuck my life

[duhpunk]

oh shi--