I need a lil advise please

[wswsws]

Hello my firends of the world wide web. I usealy never do this on line but i need some help with somethig, my parents have been married now for 25 yrs since they met in high school there marrage was going strong there in love or so i though i was worng. Last week school started i had short day since it was 1st day of school. I go home as i walk towards my house i see this strage lookin harley in my drive way, as strange as that may have been i walked into my house and i see these biker boots in da porch now my dad was at work he dun drive a bike , so i go upstairs i can hear noises coming outta my mom and dads room by noises i mean moaning and screamin and my parents room door was partly open i peak in side and got the shock of my life i saw my on top of some guy ridein him not my dad. I confronted my mom she admited it to me but she said that shes lie to my dad and say not cheating and hell beilve her. She clearly dont love my dad i think this biker cud be involved in a biker crews please let me know wut i can do thanks peeps

[kwsqd]

U need a lil educashion please

[.invisible ink.]

did you join in?

[Smash Adams]

1. learn to spell advice
2. kill him

[wswsws]

im sorry about the spelling and i did not join in how can i break it to my dad about wut my mom did

[thesafeword]

Watch Sons of Anarchy, Tues. 8 p.m. on FX.

[Renee]

you don't even need to know how to spell. you just need to know how to press one button that has "ABC" and a check on it!

and i've so read this before, except last time i think skin color was involved.

[new_arbiter]

you don't even need to know how to spell. you just need to know how to press one button that has "ABC" and a check on it!

and i've so read this before, except last time i think skin color was involved.

Yeah, me too. Substitute with "biker" with "black guy", though.

[thesteve9x]

Hello my friends of the world wide web. I usually never do this online, but i need some help with something. My parents have been married now for 25 years, they met in high school and their marriage was going strong and they're in love. Or so i thought. Last week school started and I had a short day since it was the 1st day of school. I go home and as i am walking towards my house i see this strange looking Harley in my driveway. I walked into my house and i see these biker boots on the porch, now my dad was at work and he doesn't drive a motorcycle, so i go upstairs. I can hear noises coming out of my mom and dads room (by noises i mean moaning and screaming) and my parents door was partly open. I peaked inside and got the shock of my life! I saw my mom on top of some guy riding him. I confronted my mom and she admitted it to me, but she said that she's lying to my dad and saying she's not cheating and he believes her. She clearly doesn't love my dad i think this biker could be involved in a biker crew. Please let me know what i can do. Thanks people.

That was harder than teaching an ESL student to speak english.

[4N6 science]

anal.

[bigblue2015]

Hello my friends of the world wide web. I usually never do this online, but i need some help with something. My parents have been married now for 25 years, they met in high school and their marriage was going strong and they're in love. Or so i thought. Last week school started and I had a short day since it was the 1st day of school. I go home and as i am walking towards my house i see this strange looking Harley in my driveway. I walked into my house and i see these biker boots on the porch, now my dad was at work and he doesn't drive a motorcycle, so i go upstairs. I can hear noises coming out of my mom and dads room (by noises i mean moaning and screaming) and my parents door was partly open. I peaked inside and got the shock of my life! I saw my mom on top of some guy riding him. I confronted my mom and she admitted it to me, but she said that she's lying to my dad and saying she's not cheating and he believes her. She clearly doesn't love my dad i think this biker could be involved in a biker crew. Please let me know what i can do. Thanks people.

That was harder than teaching an ESL student to speak english.

Damn, I came in here to correct every single spelling mistake and you beat me to it. Damn you.

[Renee]

anal.

after reading the story, they probably already covered that.

[Burning Star IV]

1. Kill the d00d
2. Kill your parents
3. Kill yourself
4. ???
5. Profit

[swt_catastrophe]

i refuse to waste my time reading this.
however, while scrolling down, i found this gem...
"She clearly dont love my dad"
doesn't.
she clearly doesnt love my dad.
learn some grammar. that is my LITTLE (not lil) piece of adviCe

[JJJ]

Watch Sons of Anarchy, Tues. 8 p.m. on FX.

I seriously just fell off my chair laughing.

[polock]

1. Kill the d00d
2. Kill your parents
3. Kill yourself
4. ???
5. Profit

i think ap is slowly transforming into 4chan

[DannySniper]

I was the biker.

Sorry kid, but your mum is a good ride.

[jules_x]

haha, i lold.

sry.

hahahaha

[4N6 science]

after reading the story, they probably already covered that.

I don't read the stories anymore. I just type something and anal came out.


I've given up being real with people on here, except the ones I know.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

hahaha. I wish I knew people like you. My life would be so much more fulfilling.

[SomedayTheFire]

i lol'd . . . . a LOT

[thesteve9x]

The English language just completely failed this person.

[argg_xo]

this has already been done. i still don't understand the mixture of ebonics, internet lingo and stupidity. please stop.

[thespearkid]

"i think this biker cud be involved in a biker crews"

That's the funniest thing I've read all week.

[screamoutmyname]

http://www.instantlulz.com/img/1188696957531.gif

[morgz]

this is so made up

[bigblue2015]

A+++++ thread.

[OdeToTheSun]

^
Why not add another plus to that?

[kaycey]

this shit is too fucked up.

LanA

[kaycey]

I was the biker.

Sorry kid, but your mum is a good ride.
hahahahahahaha

[mattmatumbo]

Watch Sons of Anarchy, Tues. 8 p.m. on FX.

holy shit did i laugh, plus the oblongs avatar. priceless