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Jason Tate
09/10/08, 02:04 PM
The Interior Department’s inspector general revealed today that 13 government officials “handling billions of dollars in oil royalties improperly engaged in sex with employees of energy companies they were dealing with and received numerous gifts from them.” As the AP reports, the investigation revealed a “culture of substance abuse and promiscuity (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iKt4CePAt-tJqdPld1mZxbC4nsXwD9342G2G2)“:
The reports describe a fraternity house atmosphere inside the Denver Minerals Management Service office responsible for marketing the oil and gas that energy companies barter to the government instead of making cash royalty payments for drilling on federal lands. […]


Between 2002 and 2006, nearly a third of the 55-person staff in the Denver office received gifts and gratuities from oil and gas companies, including Chevron, Shell, Hess Corp. and Denver-based Gary-Williams Energy Corp. the investigators found. Two oil marketers who received gifts and gratuities on at least 135 occasions displayed no remorse when confronted with their activities, Devaney said.

open mind
09/10/08, 02:06 PM
now that's some respectable corruption.

Skadrist
09/10/08, 02:08 PM
Not surprising since I am hearing there are people in the States right now who are doing the same for gas.

Jason Tate
09/10/08, 02:09 PM
Not surprising since I am hearing there are people in the States right now who are doing the same for gas.
Will fuck for gas.

saysmydoctor
09/10/08, 02:09 PM
You have got to be fucking shitting me.

Frequency
09/10/08, 02:15 PM
Wow.

open mind
09/10/08, 02:18 PM
my state representatives, senators, and house members mostly just took money....it'd be so much better if they'd been fucking the oil industry's ho's.

*crying stars*
09/10/08, 02:34 PM
Mmm, Denver. You are so classy.

Burning Star IV
09/10/08, 03:20 PM
I bet them some high class hoes.

saysmydoctor
09/10/08, 03:24 PM
This is better than the Oil For Food Scandal.

eMart
09/10/08, 03:38 PM
I bet them some high class hoes.
More like, PREMIUM PROSTITUTES amirite?

GiggsOho
09/10/08, 03:43 PM
You can fill my gas tank.

open mind
09/10/08, 03:44 PM
More like, PREMIUM PROSTITUTES amirite?

premium petroleum prostitutes has a nice slick sounding ring to it.

loveisdead
09/10/08, 03:49 PM
You can fill my gas tank.
winner

Burning Star IV
09/10/08, 03:50 PM
premium petroleum prostitutes has a nice slick sounding ring to it.
Lol. Slick. Get it!

Nevuk
09/10/08, 03:50 PM
Hahahahahah, I love this. Sex is more powerful than money, it's been reaffirmed once again.

GiggsOho
09/10/08, 03:52 PM
Wonder if crude was actually used as lube.

Burning Star IV
09/10/08, 03:55 PM
Lol. It rhymed.

open mind
09/10/08, 03:57 PM
Lol. Slick. Get it!

haha yeah, i was aware of the double entendre.

oldwirehands
09/10/08, 05:15 PM
party.

GiggsOho
09/10/08, 05:26 PM
"No wonder all the republicans we're shouting 'Drill, baby, drill!'" - Olbermann.

Crowan
09/10/08, 05:32 PM
Definitely not suprised

saysmydoctor
09/10/08, 05:52 PM
"No wonder all the republicans we're shouting 'Drill, baby, drill!'" - Olbermann.
:appl:

Skadrist
09/10/08, 08:30 PM
It makes sense, you gotta lay down the pipes to get oil.

atticus1492
09/11/08, 08:19 AM
Too many puns.

Too little time.