Need serious help

[Autumns Fall]

So I'm friends with this girl who is really amazing, but she has a boyfriend and has been with him for 2 and a half years. She is like the perfect embodiment of everything I look for in a girl, but of course boyfriend. We are good friends but I see her everyday and she is in almost all my classes. They are really in love, and both are really nice. Its just hard seeing somebody so amazing everyday that I could never be with. Just wondering how to deal with this.

[anamericangod]

Murder has never been more appropriate.

After her boyfriend's untimely death, she will look to you as the shoulder to cry on. Be sure to have a nice suit to wear to the funeral. Also, try to find out if she prefers tropical flavor or glow in the dark condoms. Then you can plunder her vagina day and night. All will be right with the world.

Or, blind yourself. Then you won't have to see somebody so amazing everyday that you can never be with.

Also, anal them both.

[Autumns Fall]

thats just horrible.

[anamericangod]

Beggars can't be choosers.

[hero_dujour]

99% of the responses to your post will be anal so I'll try to put something useful haha. So this pretty much happens to everybody. All you can do is try not to think about her and just move on, which you will. It might seem like you'll never find anyone else but you're really young still, in ten years you probably won't even remember this girl's name. She'll just be "that girl I had a massive crush on for some reason." So yes it sucks, what can I say.

[Autumns Fall]

I guess. But we always hang out and are in a band together with her boyfriend.

[anamericangod]

Are you in Fleetwood Mac?

[ActionActionFan]

99% of the responses to your post will be anal so I'll try to put something useful haha. So this pretty much happens to everybody. All you can do is try not to think about her and just move on, which you will. It might seem like you'll never find anyone else but you're really young still, in ten years you probably won't even remember this girl's name. She'll just be "that girl I had a massive crush on for some reason." So yes it sucks, what can I say.

You ruined it for me but I am still gonna say it.

Anal

[Smash Adams]

I guess. But we always hang out and are in a band together with her boyfriend.

tell him you'll kick him out if he doesn't let you fuck her once, just once, and then pretend the whole thing never happened

[hero_dujour]

You ruined it for me but I am still gonna say it.

Anal

Hahahah

[anamericangod]

I would ask for you to post your band's myspace, but that would take this thread to an entirely new level.

[argg_xo]

maybe they're in a Fleetwood Mac tribute band.

[thesteve9x]

I say post band's myspace, or said band does not exist. Also, date rape is an option.

[brandnew=love]

Are you in Fleetwood Mac?
hahaha

[faultlines]

why don't you just tell her?

wanna live in regret the rest of your life?

[WFUJerseyJon]

Murder has never been more appropriate.

After her boyfriend's untimely death, she will look to you as the shoulder to cry on. Be sure to have a nice suit to wear to the funeral. Also, try to find out if she prefers tropical flavor or glow in the dark condoms. Then you can plunder her vagina day and night. All will be right with the world.

Or, blind yourself. Then you won't have to see somebody so amazing everyday that you can never be with.

Also, anal them both.

This should have ended the thread. Nothing else needed to be said.

[J Me]

This should have ended the thread. Nothing else needed to be said.
haha exactly. that basically made my day

[SomedayTheFire]

Gamma-hydroxybutyrate (date rape)

[Burning Star IV]

I loves me some GHB.

[PlacesToGo]

years from now youll regret inaction on your part. I suggest you get in a fight with her boyfriend and beat the shit out of him.

[bigblue2015]

Murder has never been more appropriate.

After her boyfriend's untimely death, she will look to you as the shoulder to cry on. Be sure to have a nice suit to wear to the funeral. Also, try to find out if she prefers tropical flavor or glow in the dark condoms. Then you can plunder her vagina day and night. All will be right with the world.

Or, blind yourself. Then you won't have to see somebody so amazing everyday that you can never be with.

Also, anal them both.


I agree, this wins the thread.

But seriously, you lost. She has a boyfriend, and it isn't you. Sometimes shit isn't fair. Deal with it homie and stop crying. If she breaks up with him, go for it. Otherwise, go get some tissues and look elsewhere.

[deathbatgurl]

So I'm friends with this girl who is really amazing, but she has a boyfriend and has been with him for 2 and a half years. She is like the perfect embodiment of everything I look for in a girl, but of course boyfriend. We are good friends but I see her everyday and she is in almost all my classes. They are really in love, and both are really nice. Its just hard seeing somebody so amazing everyday that I could never be with. Just wondering how to deal with this.
i know how u feel, cuz ive een kinda in that situation. maybe u should eventually tell her, if she's ur friend, she should aprreaciate ur honesty.

[Tyler Revolution]

I opened this thinking it would be someone needing to talk about a family member passing, or a friend that is suicidal. You know, someone that would actually need "serious help." But no, it's another thread about a sad teenage kid, distraught about a girl who already has a boyfriend. Fuck me.

[kaycey]

tell her that the guy she's going out with is actually her long lost brother, problem solved.
then don't forget to lanA her.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

maybe you should find a new pussy to chase after. This one is clearly already caught in a tree

[mattmatumbo]

tell her that the guy she's going out with is actually her long lost brother, problem solved.
then don't forget to lanA her.

i liked the reversal, confused me for a split second.

[DannySniper]

Spit roast.

[kaycey]

i liked the reversal, confused me for a split second.
glad it did , its always the small things that make the most difference.

[Ravenous]

maybe you should find a new pussy to chase after. This one is clearly already caught in a tree


LOLZER!

Slap her on the face with your cucumber and then you can start a vegetable parade.

[caress me down]

why don't you just tell her?

wanna live in regret the rest of your life?
that's a little dramatic

[Roboman]

Move on.

[mynameisX]

Well, I was going to pick on you, but I've been there before. You get over it.

[jcarbs]

Bands shouldn't have girlfriends. You lose your female fan base. What about Wham? You never saw Wham with girlfriends. That's how they kept the women wanting them.



Are you in Fleetwood Mac?


/thread

[nicgiovanni]

So I'm friends with this girl who is really amazing, but she has a boyfriend and has been with him for 2 and a half years. She is like the perfect embodiment of everything I look for in a girl, but of course boyfriend. We are good friends but I see her everyday and she is in almost all my classes. They are really in love, and both are really nice. Its just hard seeing somebody so amazing everyday that I could never be with. Just wondering how to deal with this.


three words: get over it.

if she isn't into you that you know of, then get over it. unless she says something to you, don't act on any feelings.

you know both of them are into each other, that they care deeply for each other and they're they're both good people. don't do something you will regret.

you're in a band with them? well perfect. write a song about it! maybe it'll be a hit. haha.

but seriously there are millions of girls out there that you will meet that are single and probably way more your type.

it's not the end of the world.

if it's really that hard, stop seeing her every day. hang out with different people. start a different band. just don't break up a perfectly seemingly happy couple. unless she has confided something more in you, then let it be.