penile trauma?

[parallelism]

Ha, where do I begin?

Well, my girl was on top of me last night, and to make a long story short, we both got a little too into it and for one stroke she sat up a little too far. As a result, she unexpectedly came crashing down onto my dick. Except this wasn't one of those rare occasions where you get lucky because she lands at an angle so your dick just gets pressed up against you; I was pointing straight up and she completely sat on me. It was... uncomfortable to say the least. I instantly recoiled, stopped what I was doing and witnessed myself go from hard, to soft, to extremely worried in a matter of seconds. Then she felt bad, got scared and curled up into a ball on the corner of the bed while I examined myself.

I can't really explain what it felt like, but at first, I was seriously concerned that I had caused some type of trauma to myself. In a few minutes though, I was pretty sure I was feeling normal again and with some persuasion on my part, we were able to finish up what we started. I didn't really feel any discomfort, but I still can't keep my mind off of it. It doesn't hurt today, but I think every once in a while I imagine that I'm feeling some type of discomfort.

I don't feel like winding up with ED later on in life, has this ever happened to anybody? If nothing seems to be wrong, should I get it checked out?

I hate that this is a serious thread, haha.

[.invisible ink.]

she broke it. sorry, you're going to have to get a new one now. i've heard the detachable models are really quite handy.

[parallelism]

she broke it. sorry, you're going to have to get a new one now. i've heard the detachable models are really quite handy.

Oh, good.

[hellogorgeous]

You should be fine in a few days. If not, for obvious reasons (continuous pain, swelling, you can't get it up or other things) you should prob go to the doc. seriously, go or you might end up with ed.

[parallelism]

You should be fine in a few days. If not, for obvious reasons (continuous pain, swelling, you can't get it up or other things) you should prob go to the doc. seriously, go or you might end up with ed.

Haha, yeah, I hate this. I honestly think I'm fine, but the idea of any type of problem persisting is the scariest thing ever. I've got no swelling, it just like, maybe feels the tiniest bit sore at the base? But it's to such a small degree I can't even tell if it's just my imagination. Haha, I can't believe I'm saying all this.

[.invisible ink.]

it's probably fine, you'd be in a lot of pain if it was really damaged.

[popdisaster00]

This wouldn't have happened had you been performing Anal.

[parallelism]

This wouldn't have happened had you been performing Anal.

I know! I have to inform my girlfriend.

[hellogorgeous]

Haha, yeah, I hate this. I honestly think I'm fine, but the idea of any type of problem persisting is the scariest thing ever. I've got no swelling, it just like, maybe feels the tiniest bit sore at the base? But it's to such a small degree I can't even tell if it's just my imagination. Haha, I can't believe I'm saying all this.


no, it's cool haha it's just always good to be safe, no matter how embarassing the situation may be.

[atticus1492]

Get a cast.

[hellogorgeous]

Get a cast.


a hot pink one. day-glo pink.

[morgz]

it doesn't hurt at all anymore? then i'm sure you're fine.

[Sventhegreat]

Yeah I had a scare like this too, but I mean as long as it doesn't hurt today you're fine.

[parallelism]

I'm so glad I can come to the PL forums whenever I need to speak to somebody who sincerely cares about my penis.

[Cure4commoncold]

I knew someone who like actually damaged there's apparently you can break your penis because of the side shaftish things. He was in extreme pain, so I think you're fine. I'd give it a break that's the best thing to do and if nothing changes then cool.

[parallelism]

it doesn't hurt at all anymore? then i'm sure you're fine.

Eh, I have the most super minor soreness in one spot. It doesn't feel like anything super scary, but it still concerns me a little bit just since I've never had anything like this happen before.

[Cure4commoncold]

Take an Ibuprofen and it's all good.

[argg_xo]

she broke it. sorry, you're going to have to get a new one now. i've heard the detachable models are really quite handy.
i heard you can get the detachable ones painted with flames and cool shit like that.

[HelpMeSleep]

a hot pink one. day-glo pink.
I always wanted one of those.

I'm so glad I can come to the PL forums whenever I need to speak to somebody who sincerely cares about my penis.
that's what PL is for.

i heard you can get the detachable ones painted with flames and cool shit like that.
sweet deal. did you hear betsey johnson made a line of them too?

[Burning Star IV]

i heard you can get the detachable ones painted with flames and cool shit like that.
Flames makes it go faster. Truth.

[Smash Adams]

I hear they have detachable ones that play never gonna give you up by Rick Astley ever time you cum, I need one of these

[HelpMeSleep]

I hear they have detachable ones that play never gonna give you up by Rick Astley ever time you cum, I need one of these
lol win.

[argg_xo]

I always wanted one of those.


that's what PL is for.


sweet deal. did you hear betsey johnson made a line of them too?
ZOMMMMMMMGGGGGG!!! i'd buy it just because its betsey johnson!

[AP_Punk]

put a band aid on it!

[HelpMeSleep]

ZOMMMMMMMGGGGGG!!! i'd buy it just because its betsey johnson!
any guys who really wanted to impress their girls would of course buy them.

put a band aid on it!
personally I'm a fan of the curious george and batman ones. dora the explorer and hello kitty will do too.

[argg_xo]

any guys who really wanted to impress their girls would of course buy them.



hahaha. it would be all pink and leopard print or her signature rosette print! she designed a sidekick and sold it on ebay-it was beautiful.

[parallelism]

Haha, I want one that has like, painted on eyes and shark teeth. Like one of these war planes. I want a lot of condoms in this style too.

http://www.ipmsstockholm.org/images/p40_10.jpg

[HelpMeSleep]

hahaha. it would be all pink and leopard print or her signature rosette print! she designed a sidekick and sold it on ebay-it was beautiful.
yes definitely! and a few years ago she made one for this samsung flip phone I used to have and it was hands down the best phone I'd ever seen. they had an ad for it in Teen Vogue and I wanted it so bad.

Haha, I want one that has like, painted on eyes and shark teeth. Like one of those war planes.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3098/2578747678_54c7369c78.jpg?v=0
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3098/2578747678_54c7369c78.jpg?v=0)
that looks awesome. I approve.

[4N6 science]

I cringed as I read the original post. I've kind of had this happen but not to the extent in which was described.

[argg_xo]

yes definitely! and a few years ago she made one for this samsung flip phone I used to have and it was hands down the best phone I'd ever seen. they had an ad for it in Teen Vogue and I wanted it so bad.

best buy has betsey johnson ipod and camera cases! they match one of the purses i have! i want to buy them when i have extra cash.

[4N6 science]

best buy has betsey johnson ipod and camera cases! they match one of the purses i have! i want to buy them when i have extra cash.


best buy sell's BJ's?

[parallelism]

that looks awesome. I approve.

I kind of think this shines a pretty bright light on the possibility of an "awesome condom designs" thread.

[parallelism]

I cringed as I read the original post. I've kind of had this happen but not to the extent in which was described.

Yeah it sucked.
Not as worried anymore.
Still kind of worried.

[argg_xo]

best buy sell's BJ's?
you learn something new everyday!

[parallelism]

best buy has betsey johnson ipod and camera cases! they match one of the purses i have! i want to buy them when i have extra cash.

Bitsy johnson?

http://abowlofstupid.com/wp-content/2007/03/condi%20bush%20cock.jpg

[4N6 science]

you learn something new everyday!

I do, now only if they were real bj's. Like I got one while I shopped for cd's that'd be an experience.

[argg_xo]

Bitsy johnson?


no. BETSEY-> http://www.bizbash.com/content/editorial/storyimg/big/e6617Betsey.jpg

[4N6 science]

no. BETSEY-> http://www.bizbash.com/content/editorial/storyimg/big/e6617Betsey.jpg

that's what she looks like?!?!?! :puke: good lord she's hideous.

[argg_xo]

that's what she looks like?!?!?! :puke: good lord she's hideous.
hahahahahahaaaa. she is insanely old and has survived breast cancer, be nice jon!

[HelpMeSleep]

best buy has betsey johnson ipod and camera cases! they match one of the purses i have! i want to buy them when i have extra cash.
omg I didn't even know that! I want one. does she make laptop cases? I need to get one and I was looking at juicy ones.

I kind of think this shines a pretty bright light on the possibility of an "awesome condom designs" thread.
this could be a possibility. :nod:

Bitsy johnson?

http://abowlofstupid.com/wp-content/2007/03/condi%20bush%20cock.jpg
lol at that image!

I do, now only if they were real bj's. Like I got one while I shopped for cd's that'd be an experience.
that could encourage more people to actually buy cds....

[parallelism]

that's what she looks like?!?!?! :puke: good lord she's hideous.

Bitsy johnsons > Betsy Johnson

[4N6 science]

hahahahahahaaaa. she is insanely old and has survived breast cancer, be nice jon!

way to make me feel awful. gawd!

that could encourage more people to actually buy cds....

I know I'd buy even more than I do now.

[4N6 science]

Bitsy johnsons > Betsy Johnson

lol yeah...


my poop>>>betsy johnson

[argg_xo]

omg I didn't even know that! I want one. does she make laptop cases? I need to get one and I was looking at juicy ones.

girl please! don't even get me started on juicy couture! they might have BJ laptop cases, i only seen the camera/ipod ones.

[argg_xo]

lol yeah...


my poop>>>betsy johnson
fail.

[4N6 science]

fail.


sorry I will stop ragging on your favorite designer.


still love me?!

[HelpMeSleep]

I know I'd buy even more than I do now.
yes people who actually buy cds are awesome!
:highfive:

girl please! don't even get me started on juicy couture! they might have BJ laptop cases, i only seen the camera/ipod ones.
haha. in a good way about juicy? I definitely have to look for those camera and ipod cases now!

fail.
lol that's what I was thinking.

[argg_xo]

sorry I will stop ragging on your favorite designer.


still love me?!
it's very much appreciated. and yes.
yes people who actually buy cds are awesome!
:highfive:


haha. in a good way about juicy? I definitely have to look for those camera and ipod cases now!



i still buy cds! and yes, betsey, juicy and ysl are my top 3 favorite designers.

[4N6 science]

yes people who actually buy cds are awesome!
:highfive:

I buy cd's all the time. It's one of the material things I like to collect.

it's very much appreciated. and yes.

i still buy cds! and yes, betsey, juicy and ysl are my top 3 favorite designers.


yay!

[HelpMeSleep]

i still buy cds! and yes, betsey, juicy and ysl are my top 3 favorite designers.
ap bffs fo sho! :-) except I'm not too familiar with ysl stuff. I can't decide who my third favorite designer is.

I buy cd's all the time. It's one of the material things I like to collect.
same here.

[4N6 science]

ap bffs fo sho! :-) except I'm not too familiar with ysl stuff. I can't decide who my third favorite designer is.


same here.

you guys want to know my favorite designer?!?!?!

it's the guy that makes old navy jeans.

[HelpMeSleep]

you guys want to know my favorite designer?!?!?!

it's the guy that makes old navy jeans.
did you know that old navy, the gap and banana republic are all part of the same company? just throwing that out there.

[argg_xo]

ap bffs fo sho! :-) except I'm not too familiar with ysl stuff. I can't decide who my third favorite designer is.



ysl=yves saint laurent, he's french and just died this year. i really want one of his signature tote bags but they are like a thousand bucks. i'll never be able to afford one!
you guys want to know my favorite designer?!?!?!

it's the guy that makes old navy jeans.
old navy, ew.

[4N6 science]

did you know that old navy, the gap and banana republic are all part of the same company? just throwing that out there.

yes I did KNOW that. My other favorite designer is the guy who makes all the cotton shirts with prints on them. He knows what's good.

ysl=yves saint laurent, he's french and just died this year. i really want one of his signature tote bags but they are like a thousand bucks. i'll never be able to afford one!

old navy, ew.

are you serious!?!?!?

wow way to just make fun of my whole wardrobe and call it eww!

[HelpMeSleep]

ysl=yves saint laurent, he's french and just died this year. i really want one of his signature tote bags but they are like a thousand bucks. i'll never be able to afford one!

old navy, ew.
oh yeah, I totally know the name and everything, although I definitely didn't know that he just died. I just don't really know any of the stuff he makes. I hate when the ones you really want are completely unreasonable prices. although a few years ago I managed to get this chanel bag I really wanted on ebay for less than half the price.\

oh and old navy... I remember when tech vests were like the coolest thing ever. I wanted one in like every color.

[argg_xo]

yes I did KNOW that. My other favorite designer is the guy who makes all the cotton shirts with prints on them. He knows what's good.



are you serious!?!?!?

wow way to just make fun of my whole wardrobe and call it eww!
i don't think we can be friends anymore.

[4N6 science]

i don't think we can be friends anymore.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!


please be joking. I don't know how I would continue to live. I'd have to make an extremely emo thread where everyone's advice on what I should do would include killing myself and anal. Do you want that to happen?

[argg_xo]

oh yeah, I totally know the name and everything, although I definitely didn't know that he just died. I just don't really know any of the stuff he makes. I hate when the ones you really want are completely unreasonable prices. although a few years ago I managed to get this chanel bag I really wanted on ebay for less than half the price.\


score on the chanel!! i've looked up ysl bags on ebay and they are still insanely high priced. i told my mom when i get married the guy doesn't have to give me a ring, a couture handbag will do just fine. unless it's a tiffany's diamond-that's a whole different story.

[argg_xo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!


please be joking. I don't know how I would continue to live. I'd have to make an extremely emo thread where everyone's advice on what I should do would include killing myself and anal. Do you want that to happen?
lol. awwwwwww. of course i'm kidding!

[HelpMeSleep]

score on the chanel!! i've looked up ysl bags on ebay and they are still insanely high priced. i told my mom when i get married the guy doesn't have to give me a ring, a couture handbag will do just fine. unless it's a tiffany's diamond-that's a whole different story.
yeah, I was pretty proud of myself. I was watching my oc season dvds and at the beginning of season one, Marissa Cooper had this bag she used for school and I was just like "I love that bag, I need to find it" and somehow it worked out! :] haha seriously. and <3 tiffany's. :-)

[argg_xo]

yeah, I was pretty proud of myself. I was watching my oc season dvds and at the beginning of season one, Marissa Cooper had this bag she used for school and I was just like "I love that bag, I need to find it" and somehow it worked out! :] haha seriously. and <3 tiffany's. :-)
i have to go to a luncheon with my bosses at work on wednesday and the restaurant is in the ritzy part of town, north of detroit and i'm trying to convinve them to leave early so we can stop at the betsey boutique and the juicy store! my one manager is down for it but the other one is old so she's not into it.

[HelpMeSleep]

i have to go to a luncheon with my bosses at work on wednesday and the restaurant is in the ritzy part of town, north of detroit and i'm trying to convinve them to leave early so we can stop at the betsey boutique and the juicy store! my one manager is down for it but the other one is old so she's not into it.
oh definitely do it! the old manager simply needs to be convinced. although I will say this for the juicy store... it's so cute and awesome seeing all that juicy in one place, but I went to the one in SF and saw this super cute coat and then I went right next door to bloomingdale's and they had the exact same juicy coat for $150 less! crazy rip offs in there.

[parallelism]

Haha, how did this thread turn into THIS thread?!

[argg_xo]

oh definitely do it! the old manager simply needs to be convinced. although I will say this for the juicy store... it's so cute and awesome seeing all that juicy in one place, but I went to the one in SF and saw this super cute coat and then I went right next door to bloomingdale's and they had the exact same juicy coat for $150 less! crazy rip offs in there.
the first juicy store in MI opened in april this year and i finally went over the summer. it's by far the cutest store i have ever been to! they have juicy barbies on display with all the juicy jewelry...it's so damn cute.

[DaveZeroZero]

You probably broke it. the sooner you get it fixed, the longer it stays, as they cut a bit off of the side towards which the penis hasn't started bending. The longer you leave it, the more it bends.

TV taught me this :-)

[.invisible ink.]

before this thread turns into a complete fashion trainwreck, i'd like to bring us back to the topic at hand and it's undeniable solution-

byDiILrNbM4

[swt_catastrophe]

Haha, how did this thread turn into THIS thread?!
hahah. it went from penis trauma to i <3 tiffanys.

i do love presents in little blue boxes though

[.invisible ink.]

penile trauma threads - bringing the gold diggers out in force

who knew?

[4N6 science]

before this thread turns into a complete fashion trainwreck, i'd like to bring us back to the topic at hand and it's undeniable solution-

byDiILrNbM4

No...

hahah. it went from penis trauma to i <3 tiffanys.

i do love presents in little blue boxes though


I like giving presents in little blue boxes..

[swt_catastrophe]

Haha, how did this thread turn into THIS thread?!

No...




I like giving presents in little blue boxes..
ooooooh. :wave:

[4N6 science]

ooooooh. :wave:


lol... Hi

[argg_xo]

I like giving presents in little blue boxes..
really expensive diamonds come in little blue boxes jon, duh.

[thesafeword]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo owie.

[HelpMeSleep]

the first juicy store in MI opened in april this year and i finally went over the summer. it's by far the cutest store i have ever been to! they have juicy barbies on display with all the juicy jewelry...it's so damn cute.
it IS the cutest store ever. I'm just afraid to buy anything there after the coat thing. I'm afraid I'll walk into the next nice department store and see it for way cheaper. not that I couldn't return it but whatever haha. but it really is one of the most aesthetically pleasing stores ever. :-)

You probably broke it. the sooner you get it fixed, the longer it stays, as they cut a bit off of the side towards which the penis hasn't started bending. The longer you leave it, the more it bends.

TV taught me this :-)
hmm what do you watch on TV, Dave? lol

[thesafeword]

Probably just Sex Talk with [insert some old lady].

[HelpMeSleep]

wait, I thought you couldn't really break your dick though. like in The New Guy.

[thesafeword]

I hope that my dick never breaks.

[billyboatkid]

Dude, that shit happened to me on several occasions.

Happily not as severely as your case, but my god does that shit hurt.

Mine even made a popping noise..

[spansen]

don't worry.

[LV03]

yikes

[DannySniper]

Get a new gf.

[4N6 science]

really expensive diamonds come in little blue boxes jon, duh. Oh I know!! you want some?

[argg_xo]

Oh I know!! you want some?
of course!

[parallelism]

Mine even made a popping noise..

:explode:

[DaveZeroZero]

really expensive diamonds come in little blue boxes jon, duh.
and my dick comes in the bottom of popcorn boxes.

hmm what do you watch on TV, Dave? lol
I once saw this show on tv called "embarrassing illnesses" haha

epic.

Get a new gf.
yeah - she's clearly a whale.

[HelpMeSleep]

and my dick comes in the bottom of popcorn boxes.


I once saw this show on tv called "embarrassing illnesses" haha

epic.
no wonder you were so interested in those popcorn sales...

haha nice. I love when the most random shows turn out to be super interesting :]

[TeLlTaLeHeArT]

When we kept Horse at home, my bro threw a party and some stoned idiot went out to the barn and somehow the horse ended up biting his dick. Not quite the same but I'd get it checked out, the fact that it went soft is means that your body wasn't concerned about it and didn't try to protect it. On the other hand, it went soft which isn't good either.....

[bung]

So can you still get a boner?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

This girl once asked me if her boyfriend may have broken his dick because it was kind of curved. Ignorant fucks of America.

[HelpMeSleep]

When we kept Horse at home, my bro threw a party and some stoned idiot went out to the barn and somehow the horse ended up biting his dick. Not quite the same but I'd get it checked out, the fact that it went soft is means that your body wasn't concerned about it and didn't try to protect it. On the other hand, it went soft which isn't good either.....
that's because he clearly tried to get your horse to give him head.

[DaveZeroZero]

that's because he clearly tried to get your horse to give him head.
the question is: was it the carrot or the stick?

[HelpMeSleep]

the question is: was it the carrot or the stick?
isn't it all the same?

or it could be all of the above... carrot sticks ftw.
I'm so eating that today.

[DaveZeroZero]

isn't it all the same?

or it could be all of the above... carrot sticks ftw.
I'm so eating that today.
are you going to eat any dips with it?

[totallytudors]

Then she felt bad, got scared and curled up into a ball on the corner of the bed while I examined myself.

I'm sorry but, that was the funniest visual i've had in awhile. haha...

[parallelism]

I'm sorry but, that was the funniest visual i've had in awhile. haha...

Haha, I was scared shitless but also had to fight off laughing. It seemed like a really serious thing, but how scared she got and how much she overreacted made it super funny. I was like, "hey, hey, it's okay, I think I'm fine," and she would just like, make this sad sound hahaha. It seemed like she was going to cry from guilt.

And to whoever said it, yeah, I can still get a boner. Haha. I forgot about this whole scenario until somebody bumped this thread.

[HelpMeSleep]

are you going to eat any dips with it?
hmmm I doubt it, unless you have any suggestions.
I'm fine with eating it as is.