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12/06/04, 10:48 AM
Dec. 6 Lo-Fi Newsletter GWAR! The Beautiful Mistake!! Boys Night Out!!!
Hey this is Jimmy The Tooth. I just want to personally thank the following local bands who kicked so much ass last week whether it was because you brought so many people to rock out with you or because you bared to rock out in front of the few people who came: A Death Of Us All, Jezus Rides A Rik’shaw, Royal Bliss, Broke, AM feed, Have That Girl Killed, To No Avail, Ayrton, Burning The Stillframes, Justice Against The Adversary, Stolen Marches, The Dregs, Count Out, IPX, Protolobe and anybody I missed. Thanks for taking care of our scene!
So it is the wake of the GWAR show. I hope you all have fun on Tuesday and it’s been nice knowing you! We have shows Monday through Saturday this week with a lot to choose from so please, for the love of everything that is holy, put the X-BOX controller down, hide the 3 footer, get off your ass and come find a reason to live at Lo-Fi!
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Lo Fi Café All Ages – Live Music
127 S West Temple
(Below the sign that says Arrow Press Square)
Salt Lake City, Ut
Tix.Info 801-480-LOFI
www.loficafe.com
Or join the group on My Space:
http://groups.myspace.com/theloficafe
***********************************
SHOWS FOR THIS WEEK
***********************************
MON.DEC.6
Kaddisfly
http://www.purevolume.com/kaddisfly
Larusso
http://www.purevolume.com/larusso
Ayin
http://www.purevolume.com/ayin
Special appearance from Vox Carnage!
$8 adv tix @ www.24tix.com or one of these fine bands listed above.
Doors @ 6:30
SO! When is the last time YOU saw Ayin at Lo-Fi? Time to see them again!!
***********************************
TUE.DEC.7
MOCK THE VOTE TOUR 2004 WITH:
GWAR
http://www.gwar.net/
Dying Fetus
http://www.dyingfetus.com/index2.html
All That Remains
http://www.purevolume.com/allthatremains
$16 adv tix @ www.24tix.com, Smithstix outlets, Heavy Metal Shop, and Graywhale CD
Doors @ 6:30
I leave you now with one of the great bio’s you can find on GWARS website:
ODERUS URANGUS
Nicknames: Oderus Aroundus, "Party Pants", The Irish Kid
Age: 28 (million)
Home Planet: My moldy war frame was purloined bit by lumpy bit from ghettos across the galaxy. I was assembled in syntho womb 5 on the planet Scumdogia.
Height,Weight: Variable
Favorite color: Urine
Turn ons: Hulking war machines, lurking, public urinals, flesh sculpture, bandying about my flaccid poop-root, collecting colons of the damned.
Turn offs: Women without acne, peace, families, unsullied pantaloons, law enforcement personnel
On a date I like to: not go
Favorite celebrity: Myself, Carl Panzram
Ambitions or Goals: To view the shattered boiling mass of planet Earth from outer space, rapidly disappearing from sight.
Accomplishments: There is nothing to be proud of.
Quote: "Those who trumpet their sufferings are usually most deserving of agony"
Priminister of the sinister, Oderus has a brain transplant before each show. Tortures thousands just by opening his mouth. Takes drugs seriously. Golden-throated crooner of impossible gaiety and Chaos-thug supreme - proud owner of the tri-prong scrotal mount.
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WED.DEC.8
AFTERMATH OF DESTRUCTION PARTY!
The Chemistry
http://www.purevolume.com/thechemistry
Chronic Future
http://www.chronicfuture.com/
The Contingency Plan
http://www.purevolume.com/thecontingencyplan
This Providence
http://www.purevolume.com/thisprovidence
Houston Calls
http://www.purevolume.com/houstoncalls
$8 adv tix @ www.24tix.com and Smithstix outlets OR from one of these fine bands above.
Doors @ 6:30pm
Get $2 off the cover day of show with a GWAR ticket stub!
***********************************
THU.DEC.9
The Beautiful Mistake
http://www.purevolume.com/thebeautifulmistake
Name Taken
http://www.purevolume.com/nametaken
Liars Academy
http://www.purevolume.com/liarsacademy
Anadivine
http://www.purevolume.com/anadivine
Murrieta
http://murrietamusic.com/
Special prelude from Briertone
http://www.purevolume.com/briertone
$8 adv tix from www.24tix.com, Smithstix outlets, and Graywhale CD OR from one of the fine bands listed above.
Doors @ 6:30pm
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FRI.DEC.10
Briertone
http://www.purevolume.com/briertone
Asher Grey
TBA
$8 adv tix @ www.24tix.com
Doors @ 6:30
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SAT.DEC.11
Greely Estates
http://www.purevolume.com/greeleyestates
Hot Like A Robot
http://www.purevolume.com/hotlikearobot
My American Heart
http://www.purevolume.com/myamericanheart
In Camera
http://www.purevolume.com/incamera
$8 adv tix @ www.24tix.com
Doors @ 6:30pm
It’s been all too long since In Camera rocked it at Lo-Fi we are looking forward to this show!
***********************************
SHOWS TO LOOK FORWARD TO!
***********************************
MON.DEC.13 PURE VOLUME PRESENTS! BOYS NIGHT OUT, FROM FIRST TO LAST, ROSES ARE RED
TUE.DEC.14 CALL ME LIGHTNING, LASER GOLD! , MAMMOTH
SAT.DEC.18 Single File/Larusso/Abeline Paradox/The Day After
TUE.DEC.21 THE ’89 CUBS (MEMBERS OF THE GOOD LIFE AND BRIGHT EYES)
SAT.JAN.1 ANGEL CITY OUTCASTS, THE FRONT, SALT CITY BANDITS
WED.JAN.5 HER CANDANE, OUR CURE THE ROCKETSHIP (MEMBERS OF THE BLED)
SAT.JAN.8 VOLANTE, LONGARM, TOLCHOK TRIO, A DEATH OF US ALL
SUN.JAN.16 THE GREAT REDNECK HOPE, GAZA, ANIMAL HOSPITOL
WED.JAN.26 PISTOLITA
MON.JAN.31 THE EXPLOSION, DEATH BY STEREO, THE NEW TRANSIT DIRECTION
FRI.FEB.4 SINDALOR, OCCIDIS, LUCHADOR
MON.FEB.7 Suffocation/Behemoth/Cattle Decapitation/Devilinside/Beyond This Flesh
TUE.FEB.8 EPITAPH RECORDS TOUR WITH: MATCHBOOK ROMANCE
WED.FEB.16 RISE AGAINST, TSUNAMI BOMB, ALEXISONFIRE, ONLY CRIME
SAT.FEB.19 THE HEAVY METAL SHOP PRESENTS! ENTOMBED, CROWBAR
FRI.FEB.25 LETTER KILLS
SUN.APR.17 THE ABYSS PRESENTS: KREATOR, VADER, AND DEATH ANGEL
TUE.MAY.3 THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER, BEHEMOTH, CLIFTON
*********************************** ******************
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT #### SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
*********************************** ******************
The Lo-Fi Café was selected by Melting Magazine as the best live music venue for 2004! Pick up your copy at most scene locations across the valley and check it out it’s actually a great little zine.
The Lo-Fi Café is coming up on their one year anniversary and that it is time to renew our business license and we would like your help to make sure the process is a good one. If you have some positive things you would like to say to Mayor Rocky Anderson send him an e-mail about us and how much you like Lo-Fi and let him know what a good thing it is for the community to have around.
rocky.anderson@slcgov.com
Anything good you have to say will surely mean something.
***********************************
WAYS TO BE A COOL KID THAT KNOWS EVERYTHING
***********************************
Hey do you want to be that guy who knows every up and coming band by name and what band they used to play in and stuff like that? Read ALTERNATIVE PRESS!!! AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS! How would you like to be the most totally awesome hot dude at the next party? Read REVOLVER Magazine. I’m not kidding they have the COOLEST write-ups and insider info in the industry and it is all about the kind of bands who are making it a point to come to Lo-Fi Café.
Alternative Press
http://www.altpress.com
Revolver Magazine
http://revolvermag.com
Go to their websites and sign up for their mailing lists as well they always have some cool stuff they send out and they don’t do it like every other day only once in a while. They have a decent forum there as well.
***********************************
WEBSITE OF THE WEEK
***********************************
This website is RAD if you are bored. It is a voice demo from AT&T that lets you type what you want into the text field and it will say it back to you in an electronic voice. Just imagine the possibilities. Try this one: I We Todd Did. I Sofa King We Todd Did
http://www.research.att.com/projects/tts/demo.html
***********************************
JOIN THE LO-FI CAFÉ MYSPACE GROUP
***********************************
Join the fastest growing group on My Space at http://groups.myspace.com/theloficafe and get plugged in to all the latest news and info about what is going on in our growing scene. Feel free to invite all your friends as we do special rates for upcoming shows exclusively to My Space Members.
Sending naughty pics to Jimmy will NOT get you in for free to shows!
***********************************
PARKING AT LO-FI CAFÉ
***********************************
Here are some quick parking tips. Don’t EVER pay to park man! Come at doors at park on the south side of the Salt Palace, the south side of Crossroads Mall, or better yet just go park at Crossroads Mall and after 11pm the parking is free. Free Parking on Sundays at Crossroads as well. Don’t ever park in the $5 parking next to Lo-Fi they are a bunch of jerks! Oh ya, there is also the parking place south of Lo-Fi which is only $3 sometimes.
***********************************
NEWEST ADDITION TO LO-FI
***********************************
We have ART! You may notice that lately there has been some changes going on around the stage and the west side wall inside of Lo-Fi lately. Well that is because Mike Snider, Mike Wright and some of our other great employees have been making things look AWESOME, and just in time for GWAR!
***********************************
EATING AT LO-FI CAFÉ
***********************************
So this one goes out to all those people who said how come there is no coffee and it is called a café? Now we have been given a great menu from Spice exclusive to Lo-Fi Café. There is nothing on this menu over 6 bucks AND there are vegan and veggie options. So all you have to do is order what you want at the ticket counter and someone from Lo-Fi’s cool kid staff will go and get it for you! So shut up! ALSO OFFERING HOT CHOCOLATE, HOT CIDER, CHIPS, AND LOT’S OF LOVE FROM OUR HOT HYDRATION TECHNITIONS.
***********************************
DRINKING AT LO-FI CAFÉ
***********************************
Are you worried about going to an all ages show because the kids might see you are getting the alcoholic shakes? Don’t worry man! Come to Lo-Fi and we will give you a VIP Pass to get into The Crazy Goat Saloon (a private club for members) without having to pay an additional cover! It is only 25 feet away and all you have to do is prove you are 21 or older ok?
***********************************
GIVE US A HEADS UP!
***********************************
In an effort to bring Utah only the best in live music for all ages we want to know who you would like to see. Send us an email at info@front9productions.com and let us know who we should try and get to play next at the Lo-Fi. If we decide to bring a band in based on your recommendation we will add you plus one person to the guest list for their show.
***********************************
Thanks again to everyone who loves live music as much as we do! We’ll see you at the next show!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY NOW ON TOUR, X-96, 24TIX, GRAYWHALE CD EXCHANGE, HEAVY METAL SHOP, SOUND VS SILENCE, MODIFIED MUSIC, BIG DELUXE TATTOO, THE ABYSS, KILBY COURT, LOW CLOTHING, MOOSE KNUCKLE CONCERTS, AND HAMMER PANTS PRODUCTIONS.
Hey this is Jimmy The Tooth. I just want to personally thank the following local bands who kicked so much ass last week whether it was because you brought so many people to rock out with you or because you bared to rock out in front of the few people who came: A Death Of Us All, Jezus Rides A Rik’shaw, Royal Bliss, Broke, AM feed, Have That Girl Killed, To No Avail, Ayrton, Burning The Stillframes, Justice Against The Adversary, Stolen Marches, The Dregs, Count Out, IPX, Protolobe and anybody I missed. Thanks for taking care of our scene!
So it is the wake of the GWAR show. I hope you all have fun on Tuesday and it’s been nice knowing you! We have shows Monday through Saturday this week with a lot to choose from so please, for the love of everything that is holy, put the X-BOX controller down, hide the 3 footer, get off your ass and come find a reason to live at Lo-Fi!
***********************************
Lo Fi Café All Ages – Live Music
127 S West Temple
(Below the sign that says Arrow Press Square)
Salt Lake City, Ut
Tix.Info 801-480-LOFI
www.loficafe.com
Or join the group on My Space:
http://groups.myspace.com/theloficafe
***********************************
SHOWS FOR THIS WEEK
***********************************
MON.DEC.6
Kaddisfly
http://www.purevolume.com/kaddisfly
Larusso
http://www.purevolume.com/larusso
Ayin
http://www.purevolume.com/ayin
Special appearance from Vox Carnage!
$8 adv tix @ www.24tix.com or one of these fine bands listed above.
Doors @ 6:30
SO! When is the last time YOU saw Ayin at Lo-Fi? Time to see them again!!
***********************************
TUE.DEC.7
MOCK THE VOTE TOUR 2004 WITH:
GWAR
http://www.gwar.net/
Dying Fetus
http://www.dyingfetus.com/index2.html
All That Remains
http://www.purevolume.com/allthatremains
$16 adv tix @ www.24tix.com, Smithstix outlets, Heavy Metal Shop, and Graywhale CD
Doors @ 6:30
I leave you now with one of the great bio’s you can find on GWARS website:
ODERUS URANGUS
Nicknames: Oderus Aroundus, "Party Pants", The Irish Kid
Age: 28 (million)
Home Planet: My moldy war frame was purloined bit by lumpy bit from ghettos across the galaxy. I was assembled in syntho womb 5 on the planet Scumdogia.
Height,Weight: Variable
Favorite color: Urine
Turn ons: Hulking war machines, lurking, public urinals, flesh sculpture, bandying about my flaccid poop-root, collecting colons of the damned.
Turn offs: Women without acne, peace, families, unsullied pantaloons, law enforcement personnel
On a date I like to: not go
Favorite celebrity: Myself, Carl Panzram
Ambitions or Goals: To view the shattered boiling mass of planet Earth from outer space, rapidly disappearing from sight.
Accomplishments: There is nothing to be proud of.
Quote: "Those who trumpet their sufferings are usually most deserving of agony"
Priminister of the sinister, Oderus has a brain transplant before each show. Tortures thousands just by opening his mouth. Takes drugs seriously. Golden-throated crooner of impossible gaiety and Chaos-thug supreme - proud owner of the tri-prong scrotal mount.
***********************************
WED.DEC.8
AFTERMATH OF DESTRUCTION PARTY!
The Chemistry
http://www.purevolume.com/thechemistry
Chronic Future
http://www.chronicfuture.com/
The Contingency Plan
http://www.purevolume.com/thecontingencyplan
This Providence
http://www.purevolume.com/thisprovidence
Houston Calls
http://www.purevolume.com/houstoncalls
$8 adv tix @ www.24tix.com and Smithstix outlets OR from one of these fine bands above.
Doors @ 6:30pm
Get $2 off the cover day of show with a GWAR ticket stub!
***********************************
THU.DEC.9
The Beautiful Mistake
http://www.purevolume.com/thebeautifulmistake
Name Taken
http://www.purevolume.com/nametaken
Liars Academy
http://www.purevolume.com/liarsacademy
Anadivine
http://www.purevolume.com/anadivine
Murrieta
http://murrietamusic.com/
Special prelude from Briertone
http://www.purevolume.com/briertone
$8 adv tix from www.24tix.com, Smithstix outlets, and Graywhale CD OR from one of the fine bands listed above.
Doors @ 6:30pm
***********************************
FRI.DEC.10
Briertone
http://www.purevolume.com/briertone
Asher Grey
TBA
$8 adv tix @ www.24tix.com
Doors @ 6:30
***********************************
SAT.DEC.11
Greely Estates
http://www.purevolume.com/greeleyestates
Hot Like A Robot
http://www.purevolume.com/hotlikearobot
My American Heart
http://www.purevolume.com/myamericanheart
In Camera
http://www.purevolume.com/incamera
$8 adv tix @ www.24tix.com
Doors @ 6:30pm
It’s been all too long since In Camera rocked it at Lo-Fi we are looking forward to this show!
***********************************
SHOWS TO LOOK FORWARD TO!
***********************************
MON.DEC.13 PURE VOLUME PRESENTS! BOYS NIGHT OUT, FROM FIRST TO LAST, ROSES ARE RED
TUE.DEC.14 CALL ME LIGHTNING, LASER GOLD! , MAMMOTH
SAT.DEC.18 Single File/Larusso/Abeline Paradox/The Day After
TUE.DEC.21 THE ’89 CUBS (MEMBERS OF THE GOOD LIFE AND BRIGHT EYES)
SAT.JAN.1 ANGEL CITY OUTCASTS, THE FRONT, SALT CITY BANDITS
WED.JAN.5 HER CANDANE, OUR CURE THE ROCKETSHIP (MEMBERS OF THE BLED)
SAT.JAN.8 VOLANTE, LONGARM, TOLCHOK TRIO, A DEATH OF US ALL
SUN.JAN.16 THE GREAT REDNECK HOPE, GAZA, ANIMAL HOSPITOL
WED.JAN.26 PISTOLITA
MON.JAN.31 THE EXPLOSION, DEATH BY STEREO, THE NEW TRANSIT DIRECTION
FRI.FEB.4 SINDALOR, OCCIDIS, LUCHADOR
MON.FEB.7 Suffocation/Behemoth/Cattle Decapitation/Devilinside/Beyond This Flesh
TUE.FEB.8 EPITAPH RECORDS TOUR WITH: MATCHBOOK ROMANCE
WED.FEB.16 RISE AGAINST, TSUNAMI BOMB, ALEXISONFIRE, ONLY CRIME
SAT.FEB.19 THE HEAVY METAL SHOP PRESENTS! ENTOMBED, CROWBAR
FRI.FEB.25 LETTER KILLS
SUN.APR.17 THE ABYSS PRESENTS: KREATOR, VADER, AND DEATH ANGEL
TUE.MAY.3 THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER, BEHEMOTH, CLIFTON
*********************************** ******************
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT #### SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
*********************************** ******************
The Lo-Fi Café was selected by Melting Magazine as the best live music venue for 2004! Pick up your copy at most scene locations across the valley and check it out it’s actually a great little zine.
The Lo-Fi Café is coming up on their one year anniversary and that it is time to renew our business license and we would like your help to make sure the process is a good one. If you have some positive things you would like to say to Mayor Rocky Anderson send him an e-mail about us and how much you like Lo-Fi and let him know what a good thing it is for the community to have around.
rocky.anderson@slcgov.com
Anything good you have to say will surely mean something.
***********************************
WAYS TO BE A COOL KID THAT KNOWS EVERYTHING
***********************************
Hey do you want to be that guy who knows every up and coming band by name and what band they used to play in and stuff like that? Read ALTERNATIVE PRESS!!! AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS! How would you like to be the most totally awesome hot dude at the next party? Read REVOLVER Magazine. I’m not kidding they have the COOLEST write-ups and insider info in the industry and it is all about the kind of bands who are making it a point to come to Lo-Fi Café.
Alternative Press
http://www.altpress.com
Revolver Magazine
http://revolvermag.com
Go to their websites and sign up for their mailing lists as well they always have some cool stuff they send out and they don’t do it like every other day only once in a while. They have a decent forum there as well.
***********************************
WEBSITE OF THE WEEK
***********************************
This website is RAD if you are bored. It is a voice demo from AT&T that lets you type what you want into the text field and it will say it back to you in an electronic voice. Just imagine the possibilities. Try this one: I We Todd Did. I Sofa King We Todd Did
http://www.research.att.com/projects/tts/demo.html
***********************************
JOIN THE LO-FI CAFÉ MYSPACE GROUP
***********************************
Join the fastest growing group on My Space at http://groups.myspace.com/theloficafe and get plugged in to all the latest news and info about what is going on in our growing scene. Feel free to invite all your friends as we do special rates for upcoming shows exclusively to My Space Members.
Sending naughty pics to Jimmy will NOT get you in for free to shows!
***********************************
PARKING AT LO-FI CAFÉ
***********************************
Here are some quick parking tips. Don’t EVER pay to park man! Come at doors at park on the south side of the Salt Palace, the south side of Crossroads Mall, or better yet just go park at Crossroads Mall and after 11pm the parking is free. Free Parking on Sundays at Crossroads as well. Don’t ever park in the $5 parking next to Lo-Fi they are a bunch of jerks! Oh ya, there is also the parking place south of Lo-Fi which is only $3 sometimes.
***********************************
NEWEST ADDITION TO LO-FI
***********************************
We have ART! You may notice that lately there has been some changes going on around the stage and the west side wall inside of Lo-Fi lately. Well that is because Mike Snider, Mike Wright and some of our other great employees have been making things look AWESOME, and just in time for GWAR!
***********************************
EATING AT LO-FI CAFÉ
***********************************
So this one goes out to all those people who said how come there is no coffee and it is called a café? Now we have been given a great menu from Spice exclusive to Lo-Fi Café. There is nothing on this menu over 6 bucks AND there are vegan and veggie options. So all you have to do is order what you want at the ticket counter and someone from Lo-Fi’s cool kid staff will go and get it for you! So shut up! ALSO OFFERING HOT CHOCOLATE, HOT CIDER, CHIPS, AND LOT’S OF LOVE FROM OUR HOT HYDRATION TECHNITIONS.
***********************************
DRINKING AT LO-FI CAFÉ
***********************************
Are you worried about going to an all ages show because the kids might see you are getting the alcoholic shakes? Don’t worry man! Come to Lo-Fi and we will give you a VIP Pass to get into The Crazy Goat Saloon (a private club for members) without having to pay an additional cover! It is only 25 feet away and all you have to do is prove you are 21 or older ok?
***********************************
GIVE US A HEADS UP!
***********************************
In an effort to bring Utah only the best in live music for all ages we want to know who you would like to see. Send us an email at info@front9productions.com and let us know who we should try and get to play next at the Lo-Fi. If we decide to bring a band in based on your recommendation we will add you plus one person to the guest list for their show.
***********************************
Thanks again to everyone who loves live music as much as we do! We’ll see you at the next show!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY NOW ON TOUR, X-96, 24TIX, GRAYWHALE CD EXCHANGE, HEAVY METAL SHOP, SOUND VS SILENCE, MODIFIED MUSIC, BIG DELUXE TATTOO, THE ABYSS, KILBY COURT, LOW CLOTHING, MOOSE KNUCKLE CONCERTS, AND HAMMER PANTS PRODUCTIONS.