I Want Jared For Christmas

[Frank Giaramita]

Allister (www.allisterrock.com) posted a comedic Christmas song on their website called "Scottie For Xmas" (http://www.allisterrock.com/scottieforxmas.mp3).

[Jared Kaufman]

"SCOTTIE DOESN'T KNOW!"

Btw, I'm in ribbons and ready for you to unwrap me Frank ;)

[Carrot]

YES! They posted this song two years ago and I didn't download it and have been looking for it forever, thank you.

[PerfectMess]

I have it from when they first posted it a few years ago. Its hilarious...

[LoyalSubject]

wow could this band be any more annoying? I don't care what anyone thinks but this band sucks.

[kef300]

wow, gayest news title ever

[Jared Kaufman]

wow, gayest news title ever
Hey - Your mom sat on my lap and asked my "Santa" for the same thing.

[elonman05]

Hey - Your mom sat on my lap and asked my "Santa" for the same thing.


hahaha......BURN!

Yeah I got this song like 2 years ago but it's always amusing to here it again.

[Frank Giaramita]

wow, gayest news title ever
What's your point? I want jared's juicy hog in my buns this holiday season... Is there some kind of problem with this?

[saintjoel]

wow could this band be any more annoying? I don't care what anyone thinks but this band sucks.

japan sucks

[Jared Kaufman]

What's your point? I want jared's juicy hog in my buns this holiday season... Is there some kind of problem with this?
http://www.hot-dog.org/images/photos/applemustard.jpg
The "cream filling" appears to be included on this picture.

[colorlesscliche]

Ew, it's chunky.

[Frank Giaramita]

http://www.birdhouse.org/words/june/weiner.jpg

[slickwataris]

I downloaded this song last year too. I still don't like like it.

[Coco]

Allister (www.allisterrock.com) posted a comedic Christmas song on their website called "Scottie For Xmas" (http://www.allisterrock.com/scottieforxmas.mp3).

Now gentlemen, lets not throw around the word 'comedic' quite so readily!

[Bear v Shark]

does anybody actually care about this band?

[XxLoserDanxX]

does anybody actually care about this band?


i do.

[ETesdall]

i lost interest in these guys years ago.

[AsianMan696]

they need Johnny, the asian guy, back on guitar.

[AreTwoKay]

Ya Johnny was soo cool when I met him and then he left like alittle while after :headshake

[FanUvBlink2135]

haha...best lyric ever..."then ill shower you with more gifts from my giant sac"

[merv the perv]

Now gentlemen, lets not throw around the word 'comedic' quite so readily!


Uh...if he doesn't use the word comedic, which word should he have used instead? Dramatic? He didn't say it was "amazingly comedic" which would have been a stretch indeed. But I bet you say "amazingly comedic" things every single day. We should all be so lucky... :76:

[abbreviation]

What's your point? I want jared's juicy hog in my buns this holiday season... Is there some kind of problem with this?
haha gross. Sometimes these jokes get a little out of hand.

But honestly, I like it.

[irthesteve]

does anybody actually care about this band?
eh, they make some good songs, but too many sound the same. the ones that stick out i like thou

[BrandNew20]

I love this song. Its on my christmas mix every year.

[invincibleXL]

i like allister. last stop suburbia was good, especially tim's songs. anyone know when the next album is gonna be out?

[LoyalSubject]

japan sucks
Dude one of the guys in Allister is Japanese...

[saintjoel]

Dude one of the guys in Allister is Japanese...

it was totally a joke man

[Flags of Dawn]

Dude one of the guys in Allister is Japanese...
isnt that homegrown?

[FinchBulldog2]

Dude one of the guys in Allister is Japanese...
Not anymore. That guy's out.

[LoyalSubject]

it was totally a joke man
yah well...YOUR MOM...