If You *Had* To Pick... [Archive]

RawkStar

09/13/08, 07:38 PM

i'm kind of half deaf...so i'd rather be deaf...
i couldn't handle being blind [[i like to see things...who doesn't]]
and being paralyzed from the waist down would suck for
various reasons....and then...i'd just rather not shit my pants.
[[enough said.]]

....*Duces \/

notoaststereo

09/14/08, 02:00 AM

deaf

MADSTA

09/14/08, 09:01 AM

I refuse to pick.

White Noise

09/14/08, 11:13 AM

Deaf.

kaycey

09/14/08, 03:03 PM

deaf.

11:11

09/14/08, 04:35 PM

blind. ive already seen enough of the world to get by without my eyes, but i could not stand living without music or sitting in one position for the rest of my life. the last choice is just stupid.

DropDeadSharkey

09/15/08, 06:56 AM

I couldnt live with out listening to music.. or not seeing bands play said music..
and being paralyzed from the waist down would suck for obvious reasons.
Id take my chances on shitting my pants lol. Could be worse right.

briewer

09/15/08, 01:02 PM

Most people on this site are deaf, so choosing it isn't saying much...

showyourteeth

09/15/08, 02:57 PM

Most people on this site are deaf, so choosing it isn't saying much...

OOHHhhhhh

theguy77

09/15/08, 04:17 PM

Most people on this site are deaf, so choosing it isn't saying much...

OOHHhhhhh

hahahahaha. all us elitists just got told.

hf57

09/15/08, 04:56 PM

i can't believe people are voting deaf. a life without bon iver is a life i don't wanna live haha. i went with shitting my pants, diapers were made for a reason.

Scott Farcas

09/15/08, 08:55 PM

everybody loves to poop

i'm a big deal.

09/15/08, 09:00 PM

Def not deaf (LOL) because I really enjoy music.

SuNDaYSTaR

09/16/08, 09:05 AM

Deaf. Couldn't stand not seeing a thing.

Tipidi

09/16/08, 01:39 PM

paralyzed from the waist down doesn't actually mean you won't be able to have sex.... it depends on the involvement of the injury, if it's at L4 down (at the bellybutton) then you can still get it up.

I'm in college..... I TA'd anatomy :)

And wheelchairs are fun as shit! I had to go around my campus in a wheelchair, and I was going faster than most people who were walking... bad ass

Brokenhill

09/16/08, 02:55 PM

How about the loss of taste/smell...

Ryzenfall

09/16/08, 03:35 PM

if you voted 4, you're a pussy

Most people on this site are deaf, so choosing it isn't saying much...

I lqtm'd. (laugh quietly to myself).

vegas skies

09/16/08, 05:37 PM

I could never be deaf, I'm nothing without my music. :)

mem3590

09/16/08, 06:01 PM

How the hell is deaf winning on a music website?

sasalukac

09/16/08, 10:50 PM

members of a music site would rather be deaf than have to wear an adult diaper? it's a sad day for us...

schaft0620

09/17/08, 06:33 AM

I voted for 2 but I wasn't thinking about music O snap my life is over

skatinbabexoxo

09/17/08, 08:49 AM

You would wanna be deaf so you couldnt hear music?

JonyeWest

09/18/08, 07:54 AM

This is a music site. how can you choose to be deaf over any of those other options. I'd shit my pants than not to be able to hear another song.

SanePsychotic

09/18/08, 04:52 PM

Paralyzed. Wheelchairs are cool.

Neo Cassady

09/18/08, 07:07 PM

Deaf. To anyone who says "you'd never be able to hear music," deaf people can still feel beats. I'll take that over not being able to see, walk, or hold in my poo.

xBrandNew

09/18/08, 07:07 PM

paralyzed...

Alex DiVincenzo

09/18/08, 09:19 PM

Hmm, my initial thought would be to choose between blind/deaf, whatever the lesser of two evils would be, but with film and music being my two loves I just couldn't decide. I said paralyzed from the waist down because I'd still have arm functions (had it been from the neck down I'd probably say the bowels one, but it's just too awful to choose).

Poochemist

09/19/08, 06:43 AM

I would use the excessive shitting to my advantage. Flinging it at shitty bands (pun intended!), etc...

MyNameIsRoss

09/19/08, 12:53 PM

Deaf

Chromefox

09/19/08, 02:18 PM

Paralysis and deafness are tied 59/59! :-d

march-of-flames

09/19/08, 04:26 PM

a music website, and 28% of the people would want to be deaf? hahah. With just blind or deaf options, I would def be deaf. But eh you got some other pretty good options going there

BruisedxBroken

09/19/08, 06:38 PM

Who'd trade their ability to see, hear or walk just to control when they shit? Tie a blind fold around your eyes for a day, try total silence ear plugs for a week, or sit in a wheelchair for 10 minutes, and messy pants suddenly become totally okay...

AbbeyCarbs

09/20/08, 05:52 PM

paralyzed because I couldn't live without music and seeing things, and 4 is gross

samsara

09/20/08, 06:33 PM

i love to listen music
and watch videos/everything

i like being able to climb stairs and not depend on a wheelchair

id rather shit myself haha

Indoor Living

09/20/08, 07:24 PM

Shitting your pants has to be the right answer. it's the least worst.

Dan1234

09/20/08, 11:41 PM

i would WALK around and LOOK at hot women and LISTEN to them moan my name and then i'd shit my pants

SmokieB.High

09/22/08, 08:15 AM

It was between unable to control bowels and paralized but then i thought "if i were paralized chances are i would not be able to control my bowels anyway...so why do both" and im sure diapers are not as bad as everyone says they are

Matt008

09/22/08, 10:20 AM

Deaf.. which is weird to say on a music website

Co and Ca

09/24/08, 04:34 PM

Unable to control your shitting and pissing. I never shit enough as it is, so to shit on my own and not have to walk to the toliet sounds like heaven.

The'88Sound

09/24/08, 11:39 PM

How the hell is deaf winning on a music website?

that's what I was thinking

m_rue

09/25/08, 08:48 AM

I honestly can't pick.

Fedaykin

09/25/08, 10:06 AM

Shitting your pants has to be the right answer. it's the least worst.

Putting aside the idiocy of the phrase "least worst" I completely agree with the sentiment: loose bowels are easily the choice anyone should make. I usually shit once a day, and most people who cannot control their bowels (babies and the elderly) get dirty diapers three to four times a day. Suddenly being surprised that you've shit yourself is easily preferable over never seeing a beautiful woman again, never hearing your favorite song, or being paralyzed from the waist down, which means you'll never walk, ride a bike and possibly even never have sex again! Explain to me PLEASE how option 4 is not the best, obvious "least worst" option

Indoor Living

09/25/08, 12:02 PM

Putting aside the idiocy of the phrase "least worst" I completely agree with the sentiment: loose bowels are easily the choice anyone should make. I usually shit once a day, and most people who cannot control their bowels (babies and the elderly) get dirty diapers three to four times a day. Suddenly being surprised that you've shit yourself is easily preferable over never seeing a beautiful woman again, never hearing your favorite song, or being paralyzed from the waist down, which means you'll never walk, ride a bike and possibly even never have sex again! Explain to me PLEASE how option 4 is not the best, obvious "least worst" option

So are you making fun of me for saying "least worst?" Cause you lost me at "bowels."

Nerdy91

09/27/08, 07:30 AM

How the hell is deaf winning on a music website?
thats what i would like to know!!!

Nerdy91

09/27/08, 07:32 AM

I would use the excessive shitting to my advantage. Flinging it at shitty bands (pun intended!), etc...
lmaoing when i read this!!!

punkfritterx37

09/27/08, 07:56 AM

i can't believe people are voting deaf. a life without bon iver is a life i don't wanna live haha. i went with shitting my pants, diapers were made for a reason.

-highfive- an excellent point :]

i went with blind, though. i figure as long as i can still play and hear music, i can make it.