PDA

View Full Version : Brett Bauer (Official Thread)

SickOfStars
09/14/08, 12:36 PM
ladies and gentlemen, this is my roommate:

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v165/196/118/53902515/n53902515_30736101_7488.jpg

his name is Brett Bauer. I need you to intersperse his name into every sentence you speak from now on.

Examples:

Brett my Bauer!

Dude you are bauered out of your mind.

Has anyone seen the Bauerly Brettvember live?

Free reach-arounds for those who succeed.

and to keep it relevant to the music forum, he has a band (http://www.myspace.com/carryyourghostnh)
AP_Punk
09/14/08, 12:43 PM
I'm bauer'd away.
liar23
09/14/08, 01:03 PM
this is the most bauer'd idea ever
Burning Star IV
09/14/08, 01:04 PM
Jack Bauer > Brett Bauer
SickOfStars
09/14/08, 01:07 PM
Jack Bauer > Brett Bauer

Brett Bauer is Jack Bauer
summer skin
09/14/08, 01:08 PM
Whose that fat ginger in that shitty band?
Brett Bauer.









Do I win?
Burning Star IV
09/14/08, 01:08 PM
Brett Bauer is Jack Bauer
What a twist!
nonamesleft
09/14/08, 01:09 PM
Ginger<3
SickOfStars
09/14/08, 01:09 PM
Whose that fat ginger in that shitty band?
Brett Bauer.









Do I win?

the mht award
summer skin
09/14/08, 01:11 PM
the mht award
um his band is no longer relevant and I hate Bear Vs. Shark now.
SickOfStars
09/14/08, 01:13 PM
um his band is no longer relevant and I hate Bear Vs. Shark now.

oh no you di-nnnnnt
summer skin
09/14/08, 01:14 PM
oh no you di-nnnnnt
FUCK YOU SICKOFSTARS


TIME TO PIERCE MY SEPTUM AND CALL EVERYONE ELSE TRENDY
Yes. And?
09/14/08, 01:15 PM
I'm watching Project Runway right now. Brett Bauer.
Burning Star IV
09/14/08, 01:16 PM
Lol.
summer skin
09/14/08, 01:18 PM
I'm watching Project Runway right now. Brett Bauer.
your avatar is like the first two minutes of a porno right before an office gangbang breaks out.
Yes. And?
09/14/08, 01:37 PM
your avatar is like the first two minutes of a porno right before an office gangbang breaks out.
lol. This show is better than your scenario.
SickOfStars
09/14/08, 01:39 PM
um his band is no longer relevant and I hate Bear Vs. Shark now.

I'm watching Project Runway right now. Brett Bauer.

I think you guys are missing out, not singling you out


but you would be watching Brettject Bauerway. It has to replace things in the sentence.
summer skin
09/14/08, 01:43 PM
I think you guys are missing out, not singling you out


but you would be watching Brettject Bauerway. It has to replace things in the sentence.
what does my quote have to do with that?
FriendlyFire
09/14/08, 01:50 PM
Well you could have said "His Brett is no longer Bauervant" and "Brett Vs. Bauer."
SickOfStars
09/14/08, 01:53 PM
what does my quote have to do with that?

multiple quote fuck up. get over it or I will uncomfortably sex you.
Yes. And?
09/14/08, 02:08 PM
I think you guys are missing out, not singling you out


but you would be watching Brettject Bauerway. It has to replace things in the sentence.
oic
kman
09/15/08, 11:48 PM
He reminds me of the Brett Bauer that was in Life of the Party with me and now goes to UNH.