Starting a New Job

[bung]

Alright, this one's a serious one.

Ok, I just started working fast-food, and even though it gets a bad rap, I thought I'd try either wendy's because I've always like them, but they didn't have any openings really, or so they said. My next choice was mcdonalds because I just thought eh, whatever. Anyway, I've always been known to sort of act a little impulsive sometimes, and it can lead me to trouble like it did here. I met this kid outside when I was smoking on my break, and he dared me $20 dollars that I wouldn't do anything to the food, before I was serving a customer, because I'd be too scared of getting in trouble.

Well, I said fuck that, I'd do something. I'd just moved to terre haute recently and wanted to start off with a bang. He asked me what I would do, and I said just gimme a minute, I'll think of something for the next order. Anyway, this kid and his mom go through the drive-thru and get a happy meal, a chicken sandwich, and a cup of coffee. On the chicken sandwich I spit inside. And then put it in a her bag.

My coworker laughed and gave me the $20. For the next order I told him to just watch this, he won't have to pay me anything. I'll just do it for his enjoyment. This guy comes in, maybe nineteen or twenty, and he gets fucking fifty mc nuggets! I was like oh shit, here will be a perfect opportunity. One by one, I dip half of each mc nugget in the toilet water before getting them all ready in the bag. The man then walks away with the bag.

Now here's the clincher. Later on my boss comes over, maybe two hours later. and he asks me to come into his office. I'm thinking it's just something routine since I'd just started. But once I get in there I find that's not the case. He starts asking all sorts of little random questions, then comes out with, "So you've met my son out there then?"

And I almost panic because, of course, I think the son told him. But then he simply says, "Oh, so you don't think you'll have any trouble working with him, then?"

I just said, "no.. no, I think we'll be fine," kind of at a loss for what was going on. Then he lets me leave and I go out of his office. What the hell am I supposed to think about this?

[spansen]

can i start with tl;dr?

[Smash Adams]

I hope getting fired was worth $20

[percussionguita]

As soon as I saw 50 nuggets, I thought of this thead.

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=544751

[spansen]

funky kong.

[loganmmm]

As soon as I saw 50 nuggets, I thought of this thead.

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=544751

They're from the same city! Haha
I'm having trouble deciding whether this is real or not.

[MidCal]

All I can say is:

what goes around, comes around.

I hope someone does something much more fucked up to you.

[morgz]

They're from the same city! Haha
I'm having trouble deciding whether this is real or not.

yeah wtf. i don't think it is

[Jesse00]

was your boss's son your co-worker or mcnugget man?

EDIT: re-read it, it's your coworker. sounds like the boss doesn't know about the mcnugget thing and his son just likes trouble.

[loganmmm]

How did you get the mcnuggets from the deep-fryer, to the toilet, and then back to the counter.
...I'm really trying hard to contradict this post because I dont want to have to wonder if I've ever been given toilet-dipped fast food.

[percussionguita]

How did you get the mcnuggets from the deep-fryer, to the toilet, and then back to the counter.
...I'm really trying hard to contradict this post because I dont want to have to wonder if I've ever been given toilet-dipped fast food.

Haha, same here. Well, the guy who was ordering 50 nuggets can assume that it will take a while for his order to be ready. Do you know how long it takes to get 50 chicken nuggets? The buyer may have not known the answer either. But yeah, I wanna brand this a "Shenanigans."

[estrella starr]

But yeah, I wanna brand this a "Shenanigans."

this.

[thesafeword]

Alright, this one's a serious one.

Ok, I just started working fast-food, and even though it gets a bad rap, I thought I'd try either wendy's because I've always like them, but they didn't have any openings really, or so they said. My next choice was mcdonalds because I just thought eh, whatever. Anyway, I've always been known to sort of act a little impulsive sometimes, and it can lead me to trouble like it did here. I met this kid outside when I was smoking on my break, and he dared me $20 dollars that I wouldn't do anything to the food, before I was serving a customer, because I'd be too scared of getting in trouble.

Well, I said fuck that, I'd do something. I'd just moved to terre haute recently and wanted to start off with a bang. He asked me what I would do, and I said just gimme a minute, I'll think of something for the next order. Anyway, this kid and his mom go through the drive-thru and get a happy meal, a chicken sandwich, and a cup of coffee. On the chicken sandwich I spit inside. And then put it in a her bag.

My coworker laughed and gave me the $20. For the next order I told him to just watch this, he won't have to pay me anything. I'll just do it for his enjoyment. This guy comes in, maybe nineteen or twenty, and he gets fucking fifty mc nuggets! I was like oh shit, here will be a perfect opportunity. One by one, I dip half of each mc nugget in the toilet water before getting them all ready in the bag. The man then walks away with the bag.

Now here's the clincher. Later on my boss comes over, maybe two hours later. and he asks me to come into his office. I'm thinking it's just something routine since I'd just started. But once I get in there I find that's not the case. He starts asking all sorts of little random questions, then comes out with, "So you've met my son out there then?"

And I almost panic because, of course, I think the son told him. But then he simply says, "Oh, so you don't think you'll have any trouble working with him, then?"

I just said, "no.. no, I think we'll be fine," kind of at a loss for what was going on. Then he lets me leave and I go out of his office. What the hell am I supposed to think about this?
This was a lot of effort, I'll give you that, but you didn't really do a good job of executing the joke. I mean, I get it about the whole 50 McNuggets thing and about the guy who said that about a few days ago, but you could've done better than the toilet thing because he would've noticed. And not everyone got it, good try though.

[bung]

Uh, no? Dip, dry, serve. It worked great.

[thesafeword]

This definetly isn't real, but like I said, it was a good attempt and I applaud the effort.

[remedyeli]

should have thought of something better than the toilet, then this thread would be a instant classic.

[Renee]

How did you get the mcnuggets from the deep-fryer, to the toilet, and then back to the counter.
...I'm really trying hard to contradict this post because I dont want to have to wonder if I've ever been given toilet-dipped fast food.
You don't. I can't believe someone didn't notice or post about that sooner. That's the first thing I thought of as I read it.

[bung]

Our manager, the kid's dad, sat in an office doing some shit. I took bunches of nuggz at a time and dipped them in the bathroom toilet in the back, the 'employees only' one. The order didn't really take that long because nuggz were being made before he even came. I transported them in one of the little 4-nugg boxes, but I could easily ram about 10 in one of those. After I dipped, I dried them a bit with some tp, then brought them all back in the box again. Except I only had to do this like 3 times, because I would take 2 boxes at a time.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

that's not even funny. It's fucking disgusting.

[jules_x]

I'm glad I'm not fat in America.
I'd get pumped with fast-food and body-fluids.

ANAL.

[ActionActionFan]

That is fucked up shit. It could just as easily been you getting the sandwich or nuggets.

[.invisible ink.]

That is fucked up shit. It could just as easily been you getting the sandwich or nuggets.

eh, yeah, but it was clean toilet water and it was pretty elite, since it was from the employee's bathroom - not the regular one. anyone choosing to eat 50 mcnuggets probably has little concern over the consequences of his actions anyway and deserved a little eau de toilete.

[LV03]

not sure if i believe this.

[thesafeword]

It's not real, it's in relation to the 50 McNuggets thread and it was close, but the toilet thing ruined it.

[johnh5304]

Karma is going to be a bitch. I hope some white trash skeets in your sour cream next time you go to Taco Bell.

[thespearkid]

tl;dr

[andrewshungry]

you're fucking disgusting.

[JJJ]

Don't believe you, but It's fucked up either way. I've worked at a few food places, and unless someone is a complete dick for no reason, I will not mess with people's food. That's just plain wrong