Hey

[Greg]

does anyone know if this is true? is CJ really engaged?

[The Bled 13]

I am.

[Love As Arson]

She is engaged.














































To my penis.

[Tyler Revolution]

Yes she is. I hope she doesn't get mad at me for telling you. But she told a few people in the Bullshit talking thread, and then edited her post before alot of people could read it. But that was a while ago, so she might not care now.

[Greg]

oh.... well there is a post in the members thing.

CJ if you want this deleted let me know...

[Shellular]

there is a thread about it in the preferred members thing.

[The Bled 13]

I'm engaged.

[Tyler Revolution]

I'm engaged.

To?

[The Bled 13]

Some girl that posts here. I can't tell.

[Shellular]

me.

[Tyler Revolution]

Some girl that posts here. I can't tell.

Dude I know who it is...

[The Bled 13]

Who is it?

[Tyler Revolution]

me.

Nope. Her name starts with an 'A' and ends with an 'ngie'.

[The Bled 13]

Shit, how did you know? Seriously?

[Tyler Revolution]

Shit, how did you know? Seriously?

I asked her to cyber one night and she said she couldn't, cause you guys were engaged.

[The Bled 13]

You ass, come on man. Seriously, thats real disrespect.

Yeah well anyways we've been talking a lot latley and she just was liek well I know you're a dick and everything but I bet it's big, and you're pretty hot. And I said well I guess you're cool, and so I dono, just talked, ya know.

[Tyler Revolution]

You ass, come on man. Seriously, thats real disrespect.

Yeah well anyways we've been talking a lot latley and she just was liek well I know you're a dick and everything but I bet it's big, and you're pretty hot. And I said well I guess you're cool, and so I dono, just talked, ya know.

Dude I'm sorry, I needed to bust a nut. Damn chill.

Haha, I could see how that conversation went...

Angie: Well you're a dick and everything but I bet it's big, and you're hot.
You: Yeah, and you're a liar and have shitty taste in music... marry me?

[MaybeOneDay]

Why would she get engaged at such a young age ?

[richter915]

Why would she get engaged at such a young age ?
agreed.

oh well, whatever. it's all good.

[Lueda Alia]

Why would she get engaged at such a young age ?
I was going to ask the same thing.

But oh well, whatever makes her happy.

[Bishop]

Eh, how old is she? Because if it's 18 I'm not going to be shocked at all.

[sweethypocrisy]

and she met the dude through ap. this is an ap first.

the dude is basedonimpulse

[Bishop]

Who the hell is CJ anyway?

[sweethypocrisy]

Who the hell is CJ anyway?
you cant be serious.


bullletkisses.

[SilverStar89]

Eh, how old is she? Because if it's 18 I'm not going to be shocked at all.
Close, I think she's 19..

[Lueda Alia]

yep, cj is 19.

[Shellular]

and she met the dude through ap. this is an ap first.

the dude is basedonimpulse
actually it's not a first.

some other dude asked some chick here to marry him, they posted it in the news.

[sweethypocrisy]

actually it's not a first.

some other dude asked some chick here to marry him, they posted it in the news.
but they didnt meet through ap.

[Shellular]

oh, well they could have. how do we know.

[richter915]

I was going to ask the same thing.

But oh well, whatever makes her happy.
Eda, ::gets down on one knee:: will you marry I?

[Lueda Alia]

Eda, ::gets down on one knee:: will you marry I?
oh my.

<--- close to fainting.


you know you don't have to ask!!!! of course I'd bang you in a heartbeat!!!! I mean.. uh, marry you!!!! I hope you're serious cause I want to get married now! NOW NOW NOW!

[richter915]

oh my.

<--- close to fainting.


you know you don't have to ask!!!! of course I'd bang you in a heartbeat!!!! I mean.. uh, marry you!!!! I hope you're serious cause I want to get married now! NOW NOW NOW!
yay, now that we are wed...you be the catholic priest...and I'll be the little alter boy "oh father, I seemed to have lost my pantaloons, might you help me find them?"

[charly horse]

:tongue: :waffen093 Boys are stupid.

[Lueda Alia]

yay, now that we are wed...you be the catholic priest...and I'll be the little alter boy "oh father, I seemed to have lost my pantaloons, might you help me find them?"
..and you know all priests are perverts, so her.. err his answer will be, "no son, I cannot. God forbids that. but I can help you lose your boxers too! remember, God greated us naked after all!"


damn you richter! damn you for getting me horny over the internet! damnit all!

[richter915]

:tongue: :waffen093 Boys are stupid.
so become a lesbian? no one's stopping you.

[Lueda Alia]

so become a lesbian? no one's stopping you.
she already is. she asked me to marry her the other day.

[richter915]

..and you know all priests are perverts, so her.. err his answer will be, "no son, I cannot. God forbids that. but I can help you lose your boxers too! remember, God greated us naked after all!"


damn you richter! damn you for getting me horny over the internet! damnit all!
hahaha, you're adorable. but yes, it's my job to seduce chicks named eda over the internet...and I do a damn good job :: proud::

[richter915]

she already is. she asked me to marry her the other day.
nice...that means some amazing threesomes for you me and her...woo!

[Lueda Alia]

hahaha, you're adorable. but yes, it's my job to seduce chicks named eda over the internet...and I do a damn good job :: proud::
that you do. oh, for serious. it's a good thing you're not in canada or I would've been on the news by now for abusing a guy sexually.

[Lueda Alia]

nice...that means some amazing threesomes for you me and her...woo!
nooooooooooo. I don't want to share :(

I also said no to her only for you! I guess I'm not enough. sigh.

*goes to write an emo song*

pss hey tate, ya best check out my song.

[sweethypocrisy]

eda is mine goddammit.

[charly horse]

i belong to Tara. :)

[MrChainsaw389]

Mreh, getting married at such a young age seems like a really bad idea to me. Unless it's someone you've known your whole life I couldn't imagine why it couldn't wait.

[SilverStar89]

i belong to Tara. :)
haha. Lish, I effin' love you.



Amazingly Awesome.

[MaybeOneDay]

yay, now that we are wed...you be the catholic priest...and I'll be the little alter boy "oh father, I seemed to have lost my pantaloons, might you help me find them?"
Hahahahaha. I love you richter.

[MaybeOneDay]

haha. Lish, I effin' love you.



Amazingly Awesome.
Don't lie. Nobody loves Lish.

[selftitled85]

lish, i wanna know if i can buy tara from you. cuz i wanna marry her so we can make madd crazy babies and she can make me awesome food. this is an offer you cant refuse. i can sell you tj or tyler. but i want tara.

[SilverStar89]

Don't lie. Nobody loves Lish.
Well someone has to love Lish, and that someone will be me. Because she belongs to me apparently.

[MaybeOneDay]

Well someone has to love Lish, and that someone will be me. Because she belongs to me apparently.
You're making a huge mistake. Soon enough she'll infect you with the 'suck'.

[SilverStar89]

lish, i wanna know if i can buy tara from you. cuz i wanna marry her so we can make madd crazy babies and she can make me awesome food. this is an offer you cant refuse. i can sell you tj or tyler. but i want tara.
hahaha. I'm an awesome cook. That alone makes me worth a Tyler. But I'm not sure if Lish is gonna give me up that easy.

[SilverStar89]

You're making a huge mistake. Soon enough she'll infect you with the 'suck'.
The "Suck". That sounds kinda scary...

[MaybeOneDay]

I'll buy you all out for a million dollars. No questions asked.

[selftitled85]

I'll buy you all out for a million dollars. No questions asked.

hey brandon i thought we were buds. thats not cool. ill buy tara for a trillion dollars and for tyler. i think my deal rules.

[charly horse]

:( Noooo I want Tara, and brandon, just because i have the "suck" doesn't mean other people can't like me. :-P

Give me . . .who else ya got?

[Greg]

i dont own anyone. and no one has me. so ha! not that you care.... but come on. i could be a bargaining chip. or not...

[selftitled85]

:( Noooo I want Tara, and brandon, just because i have the "suck" doesn't mean other people can't like me. :-P

Give me . . .who else ya got?


i got tj or tyler. i can try to find someone else to sell you.

[selftitled85]

:( Noooo I want Tara, and brandon, just because i have the "suck" doesn't mean other people can't like me. :-P

Give me . . .who else ya got?


i got tj or tyler. i can try to find someone else to sell you.

[SilverStar89]

:( Noooo I want Tara, and brandon, just because i have the "suck" doesn't mean other people can't like me. :-P

Give me . . .who else ya got?
Don't be so quick to trade me. Unless it's for someone awesomer than me. But keep me around for awhile. Love for Lish.

[Bikeage]

and people wonder why the divorce rate here is 50%


haha i just read an interesting article in usa today about how us scandinavians don't really marry anymore cuz it's not a big deal... it was definately biased but it's true, we dont' marry as often & our divorce rates are extremely low... it's cuz swedish chicks are hot and the guys know when to put em in their place (jk...kinda ;))

[charly horse]

I'm just seeing who else bryan can get me. For now, TARA IS MINE. And you aren't taking her.

[BuriedAlive]

i never knew that. i learned.

someone tell me they love me.

[milkboy]

hey greg.
just thought i'd be a nice guy and say hi back.

[Greg]

hey greg.
just thought i'd be a nice guy and say hi back.

haha hi

[Mercy Medical]

Wait, what the hell is the preferred members thing??

[BuriedAlive]

i dont know kara.

[prozac mnms]

i never knew that. i learned.

someone tell me they love me.
do "i love you's" from strangers count? cause if they do, i love you

[charly horse]

i never knew that. i learned.

someone tell me they love me.
I <3 you chris.

[BuriedAlive]

do "i love you's" from strangers count? cause if they do, i love you
totally. but im chris. lets become aquantited (to spell that completely wrong)

[BuriedAlive]

I <3 you chris.
i <3 you too!

[charly horse]

Hells yea.

[BuriedAlive]

now all i need to do is get older? ill be 16 on the 28th if that helps!

[prozac mnms]

totally. but im chris. lets become aquantited (to spell that completely wrong)
hi chris, i'm evelyn. nice to make your aquantince (that sounds like some underwater gear/adventure thing)

[BuriedAlive]

hi chris, i'm evelyn. nice to make your aquantince (that sounds like some underwater gear/adventure thing)
heh. this is amazing. just like me haha.

[Greg]

Wait, what the hell is the preferred members thing??

there's like a seperate area for people who pay for premium membership deal things. i have one.... but i didnt pay. so i dont really know what that means.

[Mercy Medical]

there's like a seperate area for people who pay for premium membership deal things. i have one.... but i didnt pay. so i dont really know what that means.
Ahhh, I see. What exactly does the thread say?