A Very Pretty 1k Thread For A Very Special Young TakeMyHand<33

[weeberteeoatser]

Happy 1k. I think 800+ of your posts were from that suicide attempt thread. Good times. Don't suicide yourself PLS. Let's get married.

[Kid B]

Haha

[takemyhand]

woooo!

[takemyhand]

<33

[HangsLikeHeaven]

No naked pictures, no care.

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

Congratumalationses.

[versus_god]

I think 800+ of my posts were in the suicide thread.

You stay classy, sugartits. <3

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

No naked pictures, no care.


Yes.

[weeberteeoatser]

I think 800+ of my posts were in the suicide thread.

You stay classy, sugartits. <3
None of mine were :-(


allhourcymbals on the other hand....

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

I'm lost.

Suicide thread?

[weeberteeoatser]

Craig Owens Suicide Attempt !!!

[takemyhand]

I'm lost.

Suicide thread?

:-0

[liar23]

lol

[takemyhand]

roflcoptaaaa

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

Wow, I actually posted in that I think.

I'm an idiot.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

rolling on floor laughing-copter? wtf?????

[takemyhand]

Wow, I actually posted in that I think.

I'm an idiot.

yeah you iss

[weeberteeoatser]

http://www.roflcopter.net/roflcopter.gif

[takemyhand]

rolling on floor laughing-copter? wtf?????

lololololoololololllolololololololo lolololololololol

[Renee]

yay!

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

yeah you iss



:-(

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Oooooicccccc

[HangsLikeHeaven]

rofl-lawerence...


that sounded a lot better in my head

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

rofl-lawerence arms



fixed.

[takemyhand]

do the helen keller, and talk with your hips ?

[HangsLikeHeaven]

ur fixin

[HangsLikeHeaven]

do the helen keller, and talk with your hips ?

hush giiiiiirlllll

[weeberteeoatser]

fSKxv6Dgyjs

[takemyhand]

fSKxv6Dgyjs

that chick is shitting ice cream cones

[weeberteeoatser]

Kristen Bell is the love of my life.

[versus_god]

Kristen Bell is the love of my life.
Punchin' a hole right through my heart.

[weeberteeoatser]

Punchin' a hole right through my heart.
That's my nickname for you though :-(




I am smoother than butter.

[versus_god]

That's my nickname for you though :-(




I am smoother than butter.
Let's shave each other.

[weeberteeoatser]

Let's shave each other.
Okay! Do you want everything Totally.Fucking.Gone?

[Yes. And?]

:dance::dance:

[El_Jeffe]

not sure what to say in this thread. i'm still not even sure if this girl is legit as a person, let alone a poster

[Getup and Dance]

No naked pictures, no care.

This

[Yes. And?]

not sure what to say in this thread. i'm still not even sure if this girl is legit as a person, let alone a poster
It's allhourcymbals!

[weeberteeoatser]

not sure what to say in this thread. i'm still not even sure if this girl is legit as a person, let alone a poster
How terribly rude of you!

[wewascontenders]

all the horny dogs everywhere hump trees, but not before indulging on kibbles'n bits.

[versus_god]

Okay! Do you want everything Totally.Fucking.Gone?
I would like a fine line between the monkey and the robot.

:flirt:

[weeberteeoatser]

I would like a fine line between the monkey and the robot.

:flirt:
I will sing a jingle for a shaving.

[El_Jeffe]

It's allhourcymbals!

oh straight up? haha i should have known!

[weeberteeoatser]

oh straight up? haha i should have known!
I H8 u.

[versus_god]

I will sing a jingle for a shaving.
I would like to smell your OK Soda.

[weeberteeoatser]

I would like to smell your OK Soda.
This is better than the last time I ruined another girl's life. :inlove:

[versus_god]

This is better than the last time I ruined another girl's life. :inlove:
I've got a smoke for your Caper.

[El_Jeffe]

I H8 u.

it isn't you? i'm pretty sure the honorable yes.and? would never tell a fib.... i can't keep up with all these alter-egos round here. time to grab some tinariwen & go for a run till it all blows over haha

[HangsLikeHeaven]

13k el jeffe milestone sighting

[Yes. And?]

it isn't you? i'm pretty sure the honorable yes.and? would never tell a fib.... i can't keep up with all these alter-egos round here. time to grab some tinariwen & go for a run till it all blows over haha
I would never lie to you. :-(

Now most of these other people..

[weeberteeoatser]

I've got a smoke for your Caper.
Put up your hands girl, and not so so pushy, if you wanna be commin' and makin' sweet love to me.
it isn't you? i'm pretty sure the honorable yes.and? would never tell a fib.... i can't keep up with all these alter-egos round here. time to grab some tinariwen & go for a run till it all blows over haha

Hahaha it's me. We haven't talked in a while, I don't like it. I was all nice and everything too. :-(

[takemyhand]

not sure what to say in this thread. i'm still not even sure if this girl is legit as a person, let alone a poster

...why would I fake... I have my myspace linked and I posted proof; and I'm too fucking cool.

[takemyhand]

ha cha cha

[versus_god]

Put up your hands girl, and not so so pushy, if you wanna be commin' and makin' sweet love to me.

ha cha cha

[weeberteeoatser]

ha cha cha
I just found out for sure, the girl I have a crush on is a lesbian.

[versus_god]

:-(

[El_Jeffe]

13k el jeffe milestone sighting

oh heck, didn't even notice. oh well, no thread till a quarter of a century!

I would never lie to you. :-(

Now most of these other people..

haha just as i thought! got each others back for life

Hahaha it's me. We haven't talked in a while, I don't like it. I was all nice and everything too. :-(

yea i've just got back from the depths of the back country. beautiful stuff

[CellarGhosts]

congrats to takemyhand on 1k and Craig on 13k.

[takemyhand]

I just found out for sure, the girl I have a crush on is a lesbian.

eeeeeeeeep!

[thesafeword]

I am proud to say that I sparked the argument that started her career here on AP and eventually led to her staying here. I would also like to say that the Craig Owens Suicide Attempt thread, which I believe that I had 800+ posts in as well, was one of my favorite threads ever. I would also like to say that her sister is pretty fucking hot. That is all.

[weeberteeoatser]

:-(
Shirtless, sheetless, and sleepless on the edge of your queen sized bed last night I didn't want to move you 'cause your tendons were tight. :-(

[versus_god]

Shirtless, sheetless, and sleepless on the edge of your queen sized bed last night I didn't want to move you 'cause your tendons were tight. :-(
You were a thief, but I'd only notice when you would leave you were the one who stole the air from my lungs. :-(

[takemyhand]

I'd like to thank google, because when I searched " craig owens suicide attempt" that thread came up & I joined ap net hahahaha

[thesafeword]

I'd like to thank google, because when I searched " craig owens suicide attempt" that thread came up & I joined ap net hahahaha
Well, I guess that we all can thank Google.

[weeberteeoatser]

You were a thief, but I'd only notice when you would leave you were the one who stole the air from my lungs. :-(
I'm coming straight for you and it's true. She smiles. She holds her head just right because she knows she's the one. :-(

[weeberteeoatser]

I'd like to thank google, because when I searched " craig owens suicide attempt" that thread came up & I joined ap net hahahaha
I will google you hard.

[takemyhand]

guys I made a youtube account and I have like sweet really short videos... lolllerrrrskatesss

my sn is ashllaaayy

:)

[thesafeword]

I'll check this out later, but you better be naked.

[GuitarR0cker1]

Congrats random person I don't know.

[weeberteeoatser]

who's a bunny> who's a bunny?!

Ou6OZUYkVTk

[GuitarR0cker1]

who's a bunny> who's a bunny?!

Ou6OZUYkVTk
That was pure amazingness. I even have a bunny as my avatar.

[takemyhand]

thanx.
Im going to bed noooow, so I'll be on tomorrow nightttt ;D

[thesafeword]

I'll be on you tomorrow night.

[takemyhand]

lolcats

[GuitarR0cker1]

lolcats
lolcats are amazing

[takemyhand]

si me gusta el lolcats

lolllll mexicats

[Chris Fallon]

Meh.

[takemyhand]

meh eh eh

[takemyhand]

omg I need a song or poem about like hmm. a person you used to love but you fell out of love but you still care about them. lolllllll
I'm just thinking out loudddd.


uh whadddddddup?

[absolutecrunk]

oh good god

[takemyhand]

boom sha walla walla boom sha bang bang
boom sha walla walla show me how you shake that thanggg.


idk what to talk about :/

[takemyhand]

eww you guys are being lame tonight I'm going to bed noooow.


<3


nightttttt

[Renee]

omg I need a song or poem about like hmm. a person you used to love but you fell out of love but you still care about them. lolllllll
I'm just thinking out loudddd.


uh whadddddddup?
Craigy!

[shit stroll]

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[absolutecrunk]

Masterpiece

[shit stroll]

vOz-MW5wQ_s

[thesafeword]

Teenage girls of America, only useful when naked.

[takemyhand]

heyyyyyyyy dats ignorantttt

[AP_Punk]

shit_stroll lurks youtube for vids of girls.

:perv:

[thesafeword]

heyyyyyyyy dats ignorantttt
Sometimes you need the truth.

[ThemChains]

heyyyyyyyy dats ignorantttt

When are you and I making out, and then some more stuff.

[thesafeword]

I have my camera crews ready.

[ThemChains]

I have my camera crews ready.

I'm going to try to get her to do cake farts.

[thesafeword]

Oh my God, YouTube is going to love this.

[takemyhand]

eww. creepss jk lololol

[Renee]

heyyyyyyyy dats ignorantttt
Yes, this.

[Blake Solomon]

congrats x 1000

[takemyhand]

thanks x 1000

[ThemChains]

eww. creepss jk lololol

Just cake fart for me.

[CountMeOut923]

probably my favorite ergs song.

[takemyhand]

So what did every one do todaaay?

[ThemChains]

Look, are you cake farting or not?

[versus_god]

probably my favorite ergs song.
It is too cute. I couldn't pick a favorite Ergs! song though.

[takemyhand]

no way dog, I don't even know what that is

[thesafeword]

So what did every one do todaaay?
I came back from 'Nam and got hunted by some cops out in Oregon.

[ThemChains]

Google cake farts and watch the video. Major lollerskates.

[ThemChains]

I came back from 'Nam and got hunted by some cops out in Oregon.

Isn't that Rambo?

[Renee]

So what did every one do todaaay?
went to school, didn't pay attention, came home, took a nap, went out. you know, the usual.

[thesafeword]

Isn't that Rambo?
No, that happened to me.

[ThemChains]

went to school, didn't pay attention, came home, took a nap, went out. you know, the usual.

Went to class, went to work, went to dinner, homework/AP, It's Always Sunny, more homework/AP.

[AP_Punk]

oh this thread is for takemyhand?

congrats!! :celebrate:

[ThemChains]

No, that happened to me.

No, you're stealing your life from Rambo again. That's John Rambo.

[thesafeword]

Google cake farts and watch the video. Major lollerskates.
Long story about a weird friend of mine and his Google-ing of weird shit during class, so all I'm going to say is Google 'midget shit', I think, and click on the demotivational picture.

[Renee]

Hahahaahha.

[thesafeword]

No, you're stealing your life from Rambo again. That's John Rambo.
Double premiere did not dissapoint.

[Blake Solomon]

I lazer down there, it's like a turtle shell

[ThemChains]

haha, cake farts is better though.

[shit stroll]

shit_stroll lurks youtube for vids of girls.

:perv:
:-)

[thesafeword]

I can't find the right midget pic.

[Blake Solomon]

I can't find the right midget pic.


ah, the age old dilemma

[takemyhand]

lolll ewwwwwww

[takemyhand]

I gots a weave

[ThemChains]

I gots a weave

Can we go to your senior prom together? (Assuming you haven't gone to one yet.)

[thesafeword]

Hey sexy.

[Renee]

I gots a weave
whyy?

[liar23]

haha

[thesafeword]

I gots a weave
If I called you on the phone would you touch yourself?

[takemyhand]

If I called you on the phone would you touch yourself?

depends on how sexy you can make yo voice.
Heyyyy

lmao

[takemyhand]

whyy?

I want to fit in with all the other girls at my school
haha jk I got it for homecoming

[takemyhand]

Can we go to your senior prom together? (Assuming you haven't gone to one yet.)

four shore

[Until The Bombs]

Creep much?

[takemyhand]

hey creep I'm private, you must have added me. cool beans,

[takemyhand]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=407073958

[thesafeword]

You're a fourteen year-old shithead named Tyler? Not suprising at all, in fact, I would've been suprised if you were real.

[takemyhand]

You're a fourteen year-old shithead named Tyler? Not suprising at all, in fact, I would've been suprised if you were real.

no that's the kid that posted my myspace.
mine as in myspace.com/omgitsashleyyay
REAL

[thesafeword]

I don't know... all I remember is your hot sister.

[takemyhand]

you better be under 16

[shit stroll]

Ou6OZUYkVTk

[thesafeword]

you better be under 16
This makes me like my chances.

[handlikesecret]

congrats!

[DaveZeroZero]

I'd like to takeherhand and put it inmypants.

[handlikesecret]

I'd like to takeherhand and put it inmypants.
zing!

[HangsLikeHeaven]

I'd like to takeherhand and put it inmypants.

This has already been said.

[DaveZeroZero]

This has already been said.
I know. I meant to sig it a few days ago, but can't find it.

[AP_Punk]

i just now realized that the thread title is a reference to a song by the ergs! haha. cool.

[TheOtherAndrew]

i just now realized that the thread title is a reference to a song by the ergs! haha. cool.
swt 36,000th post, n00bert.

[AP_Punk]

swt 36,000th post, n00bert.

Thanks, TheOtherAnus! :dance:

- AP_Spunk