I hate taking drug tests !!

[RbM]

Cause i smoke massive amounts of pot and i have to drink this Q Carbo shit from gnc, shit was 48 buckss

[Burning Star IV]

Well then don't smoke pot.

[patpratt]

Well then don't smoke pot.

Seems like a good solution.

[4N6 science]

drugs are bad, mmkay.

[Epidemic*]

Or just don't smoke pot before your drug test...

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I don't get people like you.

[Neo Cassady]

Well then don't smoke pot.

/thread

[thespearkid]

Well then don't smoke pot.
Let's not jump to extremes here.

[Sventhegreat]

Let's not jump to extremes here.

Hahaha

[wewascontenders]

dumb

[HelpMeSleep]

:hitself:

[nhoium]

you don't have to quit. just take a break.

[kaycey]

why do they need you to take the damn test, can't they just make out how stoned you are ?
wasting the doctors fucking time......jeez

[Jessooker]

ugh

[DaveZeroZero]

they'd only catch you for weed?

you're a pussy.

[Anton Djamoos]

Life is my high.

[new_arbiter]

You don't need drugs to be dope.

but they sure help

[Indoor Living]

i took a drug test the other day for a job, and i made the poppy-seed mistake, without even realizing it. the look the lady gave me when she thought i took heroin was pretty classic. not gonna lie. i had no idea one muffin would do that to ya.

[thesafeword]

I tried heroin once when I was 10 and I fucked my cat on the neighbors front lawn. Whoops.

[SubrosaSeductiv]

Life is my high.


Oh how I forgot about this forum, I missed it in all it's glory. I knew I felt empty inside. I'm complete again.

[FatJordan]

Try anal.

[swt_catastrophe]

Or just don't smoke pot before your drug test...
but that would be too easy of a solution..

[WFUJerseyJon]

I tried heroin once when I was 10 and I fucked my cat on the neighbors front lawn. Whoops.

Did you at least cheese during the sex?

[bung]

My probation officer told me that if i'm going to smoke marijuana, I should cut back a little because one of my tests came back "almost" positive. :eyebrow:

[TK]

Coincedently, I hate idiots who regulary uses drugs, and then complains about drug tests!

[DaveZeroZero]

Coincedently, I hate idiots who regulary uses drugs, and then complains about drug tests!
*coincidentally

[HelpMeSleep]

My probation officer told me that if i'm going to smoke marijuana, I should cut back a little because one of my tests came back "almost" positive. :eyebrow:
you sound like a regular badass, now don't you?
because it was obvious that's what you were going for.

[bung]

you sound like a regular badass, now don't you?
because it was obvious that's what you were going for.

Yeah.. I'm totally lost as to what tone this post of yours should be read in.

[HelpMeSleep]

Yeah.. I'm totally lost as to what tone this post of yours should be read in.
a mocking tone.

[bung]

a mocking tone.

So I'm not a rebel without a cause? :-(

[HelpMeSleep]

So I'm not a rebel without a cause? :-(
noooope.

i took a drug test the other day for a job, and i made the poppy-seed mistake, without even realizing it. the look the lady gave me when she thought i took heroin was pretty classic. not gonna lie. i had no idea one muffin would do that to ya.
haha. I had a poppy seed muffin for breakfast this morning :] I will probably fail any future drug test I might have to take simply because of my love for those muffins.

Life is my high.
hugs not drugs.

[Indoor Living]

noooope.


haha. I had a poppy seed muffin for breakfast this morning :] I will probably fail any future drug test I might have to take simply because of my love for those muffins.


hugs not drugs.

i thought you had to have like an unrealistically high amount of poppy seeds in your system to make that work. i guess not. i got the job though. haha. the mayo clinic just hired a heroin addict.

[thespearkid]

I don't smoke pot. I smoke clowns like you on the b-ball court.

[SoggY ThE OnE]

I hate supervised probation.
Weed was my life at one point, and now its not even in it. I need to fill that void somehow :fudd:

[DaveZeroZero]

I don't smoke pot. I smoke clowns like you on the b-ball court.
http://slamonline.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/slam_dunk.jpg

I hate supervised probation.
Weed was my life at one point, and now its not even in it. I need to fill that void somehow :fudd:
maybe you should try not to get on probation in the first place.

[HelpMeSleep]

i thought you had to have like an unrealistically high amount of poppy seeds in your system to make that work. i guess not. i got the job though. haha. the mayo clinic just hired a heroin addict.
haha. good job getting the job! poppy seed eating druggies ftw.
:highfive:

I don't smoke pot. I smoke clowns like you on the b-ball court.
is that from an anti-drug commercial or a movie/tv show?

maybe you should try not to get on probation in the first place.
you would think that would make sense.

[thespearkid]

haha. good job getting the job! poppy seed eating druggies ftw.
:highfive:


is that from an anti-drug commercial or a movie/tv show?


you would think that would make sense.
Anti-drug commercial.

[HelpMeSleep]

Anti-drug commercial.
haha. that's what I thought.

[The Boathouse]

I hate supervised probation.
Weed was my life at one point, and now its not even in it. I need to fill that void somehow :fudd:

I'm sorry, I really can't help myself. Are you fucking serious? You pathetic little shit, go do something real for the first time since you crawled out of your mother's slimy womb with a burning desire to be mediocre.

[theguy77]

I'm sorry, I really can't help myself. Are you fucking serious? You pathetic little shit, go do something real for the first time since you crawled out of your mother's slimy womb with a burning desire to be mediocre.

i would have loved to hear you say this aloud

[mattmatumbo]

after i saw the picture of the basketball player and reading about "smoking clowns like you on the b-ball court" i totally spaced what this whole thread was about.

[remedyeli]

after i saw the picture of the basketball player and reading about "smoking clowns like you on the b-ball court" i totally spaced what this whole thread was about.

sounds like the regular thing a pot smoker would do.

[.invisible ink.]

I hate supervised probation.
Weed was my life at one point, and now its not even in it. I need to fill that void somehow :fudd:

try porn and masturbation. you too can be like david duchovny one day.

[SoggY ThE OnE]

I'm sorry, I really can't help myself. Are you fucking serious? You pathetic little shit, go do something real for the first time since you crawled out of your mother's slimy womb with a burning desire to be mediocre.

Ouch....The internet can hurt sometimes. :-(

[The Boathouse]

Lick my ass clean.

[SoggY ThE OnE]

Lick my ass clean.

Or not.
Instead, how about i shove yogurt up your ass and stick a popsicle stick in your mouth!
prick.

[DaveZeroZero]

Or not.
Instead, how about i shove yogurt up your ass and stick a popsicle stick in your mouth!
prick.
Or not.
Instead, how about you lick my ass clean!
Pussy.

[DaveZeroZero]

shh! fix the quote so it's right!

[HelpMeSleep]

shh! fix the quote so it's right!
haha. there. how much do you love me? :]

[DaveZeroZero]

haha. there. how much do you love me? :]
moar =]

[HelpMeSleep]

moar =]
good :] let's keep it that way.

[laxcrs]

Or not.
Instead, how about i shove yogurt up your ass and stick a popsicle stick in your mouth!
prick.

haha at the philly quote

[SoggY ThE OnE]

haha at the philly quote
Thank You!
You might be the only one that senses my sarcasm in all of this!

[spansen]

i don't see the problem here other than the thread's starter is an idiot.

don't do drugs? pretty simple.

[SLoT]

took one this morning. kick ass.

[HelpMeSleep]

one drug? or one drug test?

[laxcrs]

Thank You!
You might be the only one that senses my sarcasm in all of this!

as long as someone gets it thats all that matters

[drudo182]

He's trying to get cred because he smokes "massive amounts of pot".

[HelpMeSleep]

lol why wouldn't he just discuss this in the "official marijuana thread"? :rolleyes:

[thesafeword]

Or not.
Instead, how about i shove yogurt up your ass and stick a popsicle stick in your mouth!
prick.
I'll just give you the same deal that I give everybody else, 50 bucks and you get 10 minutes with the bodies.

[youngmountain]

I don't get people like you.
me neither

[lo0serkid1118]

Life is my high.

You say it best brotha

[phil19]

i had to take a drug test for my work once. i had to pee in a cup. it was really awkward peeing while the hot nurse lady watched and then even more awkward handing her my cup full of pee.

[bung]

So I have to take a drug test on Friday for when I give plasma. I hope if they find marijuana in my system it's not an issue. I'm not sure if they will find any, but they might because I've been too lazy to take any measures to get it out of my system.

[phil19]

So I have to take a drug test on Friday for when I give plasma. I hope if they find marijuana in my system it's not an issue. I'm not sure if they will find any, but they might because I've been too lazy to take any measures to get it out of my system.

dude, that shit stays in your system for months

[HelpMeSleep]

So I have to take a drug test on Friday for when I give plasma. I hope if they find marijuana in my system it's not an issue. I'm not sure if they will find any, but they might because I've been too lazy to take any measures to get it out of my system.
dude, that shit stays in your system for months
lol you're fucked.

[bung]

No, single use is gone in less than a week. I used to smoke all the time when I took drug tests for probation. Also, I've read stories that most plasma centers only care if you have opiates or amphetamines in your system. I'm hoping that this center is one that, if they do find marijuana in my system, they won't care.

[phil19]

No, single use is gone in less than a week. I used to smoke all the time when I took drug tests for probation. Also, I've read stories that most plasma centers only care if you have opiates or amphetamines in your system. I'm hoping that this center is one that, if they do find marijuana in my system, they won't care.

good luck mate

[fightoffyrdmns]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this yet...

shit was 48 buckss

That's probably nothing compared to what you spend on weed.