What should I do?

[new_arbiter]

I just found a dollar in the parking lot of my building. What next?

[anamericangod]

Hang yourself.

[checkered.stars]

You need to consult an internet forum to figure out what to do with a dollar?

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[new_arbiter]

Hang yourself.

My first thought was sending it to Jesse Lacey, but this would probably be more productive.

[swt_catastrophe]

i'm surprised no one's said anal yet

[DannySniper]

Hand it in to the Police.

If no-one collects it within a month, it's yours!

Good luck. Hope this helped.

Kkthnxbaixoxo.

[new_arbiter]

Hand it in to the Police.

If no-one collects it within a month, it's yours!

Good luck. Hope this helped.

Kkthnxbaixoxo.

I went down that road once, and all I got was a piece of gum. Never again.

[DannySniper]

I went down that road once, and all I got was a piece of gum. Never again.

A piece of gum!

Why, what a steal my friend! How did you manage to negotiate such a deal?

[new_arbiter]

A piece of gum!

Why, what a steal my friend! How did you manage to negotiate such a deal?

I found a large sum of money and turned into the police. Thirty days go by, and no one claims it. I was pretty excited, until I saw this news report about some old lady who lost the same amount of money. I gave it back to her, and she gives a piece of gum in return.

Some other stuff happened, but it would probably take me about 12 minutes to tell the whole story.

[WakeUpBlondie]

http://static.flickr.com/26/97969888_d21144eaf5_o.jpg

[WakeUpBlondie]

Hang yourself.

great first response :clap:

[anamericangod]

I found a large sum of money and turned into the police. Thirty days go by, and no one claims it. I was pretty excited, until I saw this news report about some old lady who lost the same amount of money. I gave it back to her, and she gives a piece of gum in return.

Some other stuff happened, but it would probably take me about 12 minutes to tell the whole story.

You should have been too busy enjoying your sack of money to watch the news.

[new_arbiter]

You should have been too busy enjoying your sack of money to watch the news.

Everytime I tried to go buy something, all the kids from my school kept trying to get me to buy them things. It was hard to really enjoy it.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

get 1/4 of a gallon of gas.

[Smash Adams]

give me a percentage, how about we split it .02/99.8

[new_arbiter]

Hang yourself.

Hand it in to the Police.

If no-one collects it within a month, it's yours!

Good luck. Hope this helped.

Kkthnxbaixoxo.

http://static.flickr.com/26/97969888_d21144eaf5_o.jpg

get 1/4 of a gallon of gas.

give me a percentage, how about we split it .02/99.8


Those were all great suggestions, but I decided to spend it on three seconds of anal.

[TakingBackDowd]

Everyone who is saying go spend it is wrong dude, don't be an idiot. Go put that in your bank account ASAP.

[coryatlarge]

sign it up for where's George and put it back where you found it!

[anamericangod]

Only three seconds of anal? What a ripoff.

[4N6 science]

you got anally raped?

[new_arbiter]

Only three seconds of anal? What a ripoff.

It's the fucking economy, man.

you got anally raped?

Nah, that probably happens if you don't pay up.

[4N6 science]

i see. well I don't but ok.

[new_arbiter]

It didn't make sense to me either.