Here's a doozy.

[anthony051]

I don't even neccessarily need advice on this situation, I just need to write about it to remind myself that it actually happened. Get ready for... I dunno, drama.

So, about a month ago, I moved out of my house upon turning 18. I ended up moving in with my friends Jared and Corey, and for a while, things were totally cool. We pretty much spent our mornings walking up and down 422 to put in Job Applications, and our evenings smoking pot and trying to get laid.

It was around this time that I started dating my Ex Girlfriend Kaity for like the 5th time, the reason for the last time we broke up being an unplanned and aborted pregnancy that I didn't find out about until 2 months after the fact.

Anyway, as I said, things were going pretty good. Then Kaity starts hassling me to come all the way out to Austintown to see her this day that her parents aren't supposed to be home. It was only 11 miles, but 11 miles is a long way away when you have no car. I ended up getting a ride out there, and we had a spectacular afternoon "hanging out" in her room. Afterwards, we decided to go for a walk.

She took this opportunity to break down and tell me that she no longer wanted to stay at her house, and asked me if she could come stay with me Jared and Corey for a while. Without really thinking about the fact that she was only 17, and I could get into a lot of trouble, I agreed.

That's whent he shit really started to hit the fan.

Before I continue, let me fill you in on me Jared and Corey's living conditions for a little over a month. We had electricity, which we used to power a small T.V. and a Super Nintendo. We had no running water or gas, so all of our cooking was done on a George Foreman grill and a 15 year old Microwave that worked surprisingly well, except when it came to Popcorn...

When I moved out of my mother's house, I weighed 156 pounds. When I moved into my sister's house 3 days ago, I weighed 121 pounds. I essentially lost 1/5 of my body weight through eating nothing but Ramen Noodles and drinking nothing but water. Perhaps I should publish a weight loss book.

Anyway, when I brought Kaity home, we weren't there for 20 minutes before Jared and Corey walked in on us. That was my first hint that living in a house with two dudes and my signifigant other was going to be difficult. Furthermore, I could tell that Jared had a thing for her. If I was smart, I would have sent her home the next day... But I didn't.

Kaity stayed with us for a few days before 3 more people moved in with us, Josh, Sonja and Shawn pretty much came out of no where, but they brought food so we let them stay. Now there were 7 people staying in a house that felt crowded with 4.

One night, Jared and Corey decided to go Car Hopping, and they got a set of keys to a Buick parked at a house down the road. A few days after that, Josh and Shawn decided that they were going to take the car to go rob a liquor store. Corey thought they were bull shitting so he gave them the keys.

2 hours after they left, they came back with a Gun Vault. Upon cracking it open I was shocked to a see 4 guns, fully loaded. A .22 Rifle, a .50 Cal Remington Automatic Shotgun with Scope, An all Black .50 Calsingle shot and a .410 Mossberg.

The night after that Jared decided it was time for me to get out of his house.

So, Kaity had been there a total of one week when this all went down. Now the house had $5000 in Stolen guns and a 17 year old runaway. Little did everyone know that the day after I got kicked out was the day the police had chosen to raid the house looking for Kaity,

They didn't find her, but they did find all of the guns and some pot. Big deal you say, Kaity didn't get caught and I wasn't in the house. Big deal indeed, because everyone assumed that I called the cops because Jared kicked me out.

For 2 days I was on the run in my own neighborhood, not knowing who was my friend or who was out to kill me. I had to sleep outside, if you can even call it sleep. If you have ever been on a run for life, you really are incapabale of sleep.

I had no idea where Kaity was, because she was running too. The only thing I did know was that with th exception of Kaity, everyone in that house and their friends wanted me dead. Literally, and they had the means to accomplish just that.

I ended up calling my sister, who was really cool and agreed to let me move in with her no questions asked, and that's where I am now.

So, I have had the most insane week of my life. What's up with you guys?

[June_Bug]

Summary si vous plait. It's a little late.

Edit: You double posted by accident, love.

[anthony051]

It's not even something I can summarize without taking away from it's severity. In fact, upon re-reading it, I realize that I left out the part about how I thought I was going to be arrested for kidnapping.

[Smash Adams]

you have a super nintendo? I'm jealous

[June_Bug]

It's not even something I can summarize without taking away from it's severity. In fact, upon re-reading it, I realize that I left out the part about how I thought I was going to be arrested for kidnapping.

Thats all I need to know to say this: You had one hell of a week sir.

[anthony051]

I did indeed. Does anyone have anything that can even remotely top mine?

[billyboatkid]

The shit we get ourselves into..

Hope you don't get popped off.

[anamericangod]

I saw this movie on Lifetime awhile ago.

[anthony051]

I saw this movie on Lifetime awhile ago.


Haha. I vaguely remember you. You do realize that Lifetime is for people with Vaginas right?

[anamericangod]

Haha. I vaguely remember you. You do realize that Lifetime is for people with Vaginas right?

Yes.

How much do you want for the shotgun with the scope on it?

[anthony051]

The Police took everything. And selling stolen guns over the internet violates the terms and conditions of this website.

But if I still had it, $500.

Haha.

[Smash Adams]

The Police took everything. And selling stolen guns over the internet violates the terms and conditions of this website.

But if I still had it, $500.

Haha.

Sting stole your guns? that's pretty cool

[.invisible ink.]

this cannot possibly be true.

[anamericangod]

Sting stole your guns? that's pretty cool

I lol'd.

this cannot possibly be true.

The fact that there was a 50 caliber shotgun with a scope destroys all credibility.

[anthony051]

I honestly wish it wasn't true. It did kind of fuck up my plans for school and everything, because after spending a month putting in Job Applications and waiting patiently for call backs I have to start over in an area that is less saturated with work.

[anthony051]

I lol'd.



The fact that there was a 50 caliber shotgun with a scope destroys all credibility.

Which is why within 1 minute of searching I could find a .50 Cal Remington with Scope Mounts Drilled in it.

[.invisible ink.]

I honestly wish it wasn't true. It did kind of fuck up my plans for school and everything, because after spending a month putting in Job Applications and waiting patiently for call backs I have to start over in an area that is less saturated with work.

that's the thing you're concerned with most of all? Uh, what happened to your girlfriend? Aren't you worried for your life? Ya know, those things seem a bit more pressing than working at the Quickie Mart.

[anamericangod]

I honestly wish it wasn't true. It did kind of fuck up my plans for school and everything, because after spending a month putting in Job Applications and waiting patiently for call backs I have to start over in an area that is less saturated with work.

If somebody wants to kill you bad enough, moving 15 minutes away isn't going to make a big difference. Go get your job.

[anthony051]

As to what happened with my girlfriend, she ended up turning herself in the day after I got kicked out at like, 7 in the morning. SO she actually got out of the neighborhood before me. She is under lock and key at her house.

As for being worried for my life, yeah, a tad. But no one really knows where I am, and the people looking for me all have warrants, so it's not a huge deal. It would be if I was still over there, but I think they are a bit too busy running to worry about me right now.

And I don't think those things outweight getting a job, because I have to pay for my own schooling, and the next semester starts in January, so unless I want to sit around and do nothing with my life like my brothers and everyone around me, getting a job is pretty pressing.

[samsara]

wow your life is exciting

[anamericangod]

So....you have shitty friends, your ex girlfriend aborted your baby, somebody kinda sorta tried to kill you, fuck the police, and now you're unemployed.

Welcome to Personal Life.

[anthony051]

So....you have shitty friends, your ex girlfriend aborted your baby, somebody kinda sorta tried to kill you, fuck the police, and now you're unemployed.

Welcome to Personal Life.

Hah.

Not entirely unemployed though. My sister may have found me a job working for a bunch of stinky greeks as a caterer.

No offense to any greek people out there, but these particular Greeks are rather Odius.

[anamericangod]

Reported for racism.

[samsara]

bahah i thought it was funny .....then again i have a odd sense of humor

[anthony051]

Reported for Supreme Dickery.

[anamericangod]

I hope you realize that almost everything I say is completely not serious.

[anthony051]

I know. I was kidding.

Sarcasm doesn't carry over well on the interwebternet.

[anamericangod]

Post pics of everyone involved plz.

[intensified]

Wow, this is long.

That's what she said.

[anthony051]

Kaity
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=146365395&MyToken=39ea25d2-6172-4c25-a39e-56c62e9db7bc

Me
www.myspace.com/cap051 (http://www.myspace.com/cap051)

Corey
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=173025878


Jared blocked me on myspace, and I don't even know if Shawn, Josh and Sonja have myspaces.

[anamericangod]

Kaity
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=146365395&MyToken=39ea25d2-6172-4c25-a39e-56c62e9db7bc

Me
www.myspace.com/cap051 (http://www.myspace.com/cap051)

Corey
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=173025878


Jared blocked me on myspace, and I don't even know if Shawn, Josh and Sonja have myspaces.

Well, all you had to do is say that Corey was a huge wigger and all of this would have made much more sense.

[anthony051]

Well, all you had to do is say that Corey was a huge wigger and all of this would have made much more sense.

The weird thing is that he isn't actually a wigger. He has semi decent taste when it come to music, aside from listening to a few shitty Rap outfits and dressing like that for pictures he is actually rather white.

[spikeXtheXpunch]

of course you're from ohio.

[anthony051]

What's that supposed to mean?

[argg_xo]

of course you're from ohio.
haha! i was hoping he wasn't from warren, michigan!

[Giant Broccoli]

someone sparknote this botch for me

[anamericangod]

someone sparknote this botch for me

I already did.

So....you have shitty friends, your ex girlfriend aborted your baby, somebody kinda sorta tried to kill you, fuck the police, and now you're unemployed.

Welcome to Personal Life.

[mynameisX]

Well, your grammar doesn't suck, so I feel bad for you.

[thesafeword]

My question is, why would you move in with this?
http://a269.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/48/m_aa0352ff17ee7347488ab1d2bd9d37e4. jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbum s&friendID=173025878)

[SoggY ThE OnE]

My question is, why would you move in with this?
http://a269.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/48/m_aa0352ff17ee7347488ab1d2bd9d37e4. jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbum s&friendID=173025878)

lol!

[Burning Star IV]

tldr

[Chris Fallon]

Fuck this. I'm not reading that thing.

[swt_catastrophe]

Fuck this. I'm not reading that thing.
yeah, pretty much what i thought when i saw the op posted a book

[DaveZeroZero]

I so got in before the lock on the repeat version of this thread.

[Chris Fallon]

Dave is a ninja

[HelpMeSleep]

I so got in before the lock on the repeat version of this thread.
so did I.

Dave is a ninja
I went to ninja training with batman. see the sig :]

[DaveZeroZero]

Dave is a ninja
http://bravellir.com/gallery/d/7172-1/shifty.gif

so did I.


I went to ninja training with batman. see the sig :]
Yeah, but I got in between Chris deciding to lock the thread and Chris locking the thread. That takes skill.

You know of Dr. McNinja? Win.

[HelpMeSleep]

Yeah, but I got in between Chris deciding to lock the thread and Chris locking the thread. That takes skill.

You know of Dr. McNinja? Win.
fair point. I'll give you credit then.

of course I know of Dr. McNinja having read his wiki just now.

[HelpMeSleep]

Well, all you had to do is say that Corey was a huge wigger and all of this would have made much more sense.
lol I haven't used the word wigger in a reeeally long time.

[DaveZeroZero]

lol I haven't used the word wigger in a reeeally long time.
wannabemo.

[bluecrunchy]

Sounds like you made some bad life choices.

[HelpMeSleep]

wannabemo.
I hope you're just saying that and not actually referring to me.

[DaveZeroZero]

I hope you're just saying that and not actually referring to me.
yepp =]

[HelpMeSleep]

yepp =]
good :] I loled by the way. I like that one.

[mattmatumbo]

I lol'd.



The fact that there was a 50 caliber shotgun with a scope destroys all credibility.

LOL!

[The Boathouse]

If this is real, you, sir, deserve a round of applause. However, all I have to offer is this:

http://www.wikitruth.info/images/thumb/f/f4/Brian_Peppers_pic.JPG/200px-Brian_Peppers_pic.JPG

[anthony051]

Haha. YTMND for the win.

[mynameisX]

If this is real, you, sir, deserve a round of applause. However, all I have to offer is this:

http://www.wikitruth.info/images/thumb/f/f4/Brian_Peppers_pic.JPG/200px-Brian_Peppers_pic.JPG

I feel kind of dumb asking this, but what's this a reference to?

[anthony051]

I feel kind of dumb asking this, but what's this a reference to?

It's a meme. It is a reference to everything. And nothing.

[mynameisX]

It's a meme. It is a reference to everything. And nothing.

Haha, ok. I've seen it everywhere and was like WTF? Thanks.

[chrisstahl]

I lol'd.



The fact that there was a 50 caliber shotgun with a scope destroys all credibility.

yeah i didn't think shotguns were measured in caliber. and definitely wouldn't have a scope.. unless perhaps that a scope is used for when firing slugs?

I have a double-barrel 12 gauge though. two of them. and a .22 magnum bolt action rifle as well as a glock 19. and then a .32 old as hell pistol that only holds 5 rds.. oh and a .357 magnum.

Shooting at a range is therapeutic.

[anamericangod]

Yeah, it would be used with slugs. Definitely not common place.

[anthony051]

All right, seeing as the majority of you don't believe this as it is, I am willing to concede that the Remington was most likely a 12 Guage Pump Action. However, I assure you it did have a scope and a fully loaded magazine. Anyone else have any complaints about the other guns?

::Edit::

And Upon thinking about it more, what you guys are saying makes sense because the Black gun that I know for sure was a .50 Cal was a bolt action, not a pump.

So excuse my lack of knowledge about firearms.

[ActionActionFan]

That aborting the baby without telling you made me think of Scrubs. It is kinda similar.

[anthony051]

Yeah... It was shitty to be sure. I mean, I think the internet takes away from the severity of the situation, I only recently came to terms with the whole thing and it really did screw me up quite a bit. She had her reasons, and I forgave her, otherwise we wouldn't be dating.

[mattmatumbo]

All right, seeing as the majority of you don't believe this as it is, I am willing to concede that the Remington was most likely a 12 Guage Pump Action. However, I assure you it did have a scope and a fully loaded magazine. Anyone else have any complaints about the other guns?

::Edit::

And Upon thinking about it more, what you guys are saying makes sense because the Black gun that I know for sure was a .50 Cal was a bolt action, not a pump.

So excuse my lack of knowledge about firearms.

yeah i was like shotgun? try barrett haha. thats still FUCKING REDICULOUS haha

[atticus1492]

So did you ever get a job?

[anthony051]

Well, I go in to see about this catering job tomorrow. As to whether I'll be doing weddings or working in the resturaunt... I'm not entirely sure. Hopefully the resturaunt, because Catering seems to much like slavery to me.

[chronomic]

i love when people actually post pics.


and a shotgun with a scope is the most awesome thing ever.

[mattmatumbo]

i love when people actually post pics.


and a shotgun with a scope is the most awesome thing ever.

the accuracy of such a thing would only be disappointing. unless you were using slugs of course.

[anthony051]

I love the way this thread went from me talking about my worst week ever to a dispute over firearms and how cool it would be to have a shotgun with a scope.

If it makes you guys feel any better... The Remington did look totally awesome.

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah i was like shotgun? try barrett haha. thats still FUCKING REDICULOUS haha
*ridiculous

If it makes you guys feel any better... The Remington did look totally awesome.
It'd look better in your mouth.

[OldJersey]

This sounds like it could be a shitty action flick.

[JJJ]

this cannot possibly be true.

thinking the same.

[HelpMeSleep]

I still haven't bothered to read the story at the beginning.

*ridiculous


It'd look better in your mouth.
nobody ever spells ridiculous right.

mean but I loled.

[thesteve9x]

I'm glad "fugitives" on the run come and post on AP. It makes PL so exciting.

[Epidemic*]

OHIO IS FOR LOVERS!!!!





and gun nuts...

[mattmatumbo]

*ridiculous

damn the english language

[Yoakinawa]

As to what happened with my girlfriend, she ended up turning herself in the day after I got kicked out at like, 7 in the morning. SO she actually got out of the neighborhood before me. She is under lock and key at her house.

As for being worried for my life, yeah, a tad. But no one really knows where I am, and the people looking for me all have warrants, so it's not a huge deal. It would be if I was still over there, but I think they are a bit too busy running to worry about me right now.

And I don't think those things outweight getting a job, because I have to pay for my own schooling, and the next semester starts in January, so unless I want to sit around and do nothing with my life like my brothers and everyone around me, getting a job is pretty pressing.


Idiot. A warrant is just a piece of paper. Definitely not going to shield you from stolen weapons. You must have a pretty boring life to fabricate such a story. Also, you most likely would have gotten in a ton of trouble for the 17 year old crazy person.

Moral of the story, you should pick better friends...

[Yoakinawa]

This sounds like it could be a shitty action flick.

Stories like this are what happen when teenagers watch too many movies.
He must have seen Pineapple express mixed with some teeny bopper flick and came up with this story. Nice.

[Souplex(.m.)]

Trust me I've seen shit like this happen. It's always like "there is no way that could ever possibly happen!" but it does. Dude good luck and I mean it sincerely. You sound like you've had the week from hell.

[DaveZeroZero]

damn the english language
damn those who can't use it ;-)

[mynameisX]

damn those who can't use it ;-)

*high fives and hugs Dave*

[DaveZeroZero]

*high fives and hugs Dave*
:highfive: :hug:

[anthony051]

Damn, you guys are just ruthless aren't you? I mean, I wouldn't put it past some people to make crazy shit up, but I swear on my life every iota of what is written here actually happened. Short of having you guys call those involved I have no idea how to shut you guys up.

If you don't think it happened, don't post anymore. Jesus False Messiah Christ.

I hope I never turn out to be cynical and dickish like the lot of you.

[mynameisX]

:highfive: :hug:


Yeah, that.

[mynameisX]

Damn, you guys are just ruthless aren't you. I mean, I wouldn't put it past some people to make crazy shit up, but I swear on my life every iota of what is written here actually happened. Short of having you guys call those involved I have no idea how to shut you guys up.

If you don't think it happened, don't post anymore. Jesus False Messiah Christ.


This is like the worst example of swearing ever............^

[anthony051]

I can do better.

You jizz soaked sewer rat. You filthy shit spewing whore. You cock stuffed sperm dumpster.

[DaveZeroZero]

Damn, you guys are just ruthless aren't you? I mean, I wouldn't put it past some people to make crazy shit up, but I swear on my life every iota of what is written here actually happened. Short of having you guys call those involved I have no idea how to shut you guys up.

If you don't think it happened, don't post anymore. Jesus False Messiah Christ.

I hope I never turn out to be cynical and dickish like the lot of you.
His name is "Jesus TAP-DANCING Christ", thank you very much.

[Souplex(.m.)]

Wooosa. People. Relax. Don't make me get the Gandhi Plank.:miagi:

[mynameisX]

I can do better.

You jizz soaked sewer rat. You filthy shit spewing whore. You cock stuffed sperm dumpster.


Is this actually directed at me or are you just experiencing diarrhea of the mouth?

[spikeXtheXpunch]

yikes. lol

[Souplex(.m.)]

Just a question X why on earth are you attacking him? If you honestly have nothing constructive to say then don't post or maybe you were born without empathy.

[mynameisX]

Just a question X why on earth are you attacking him? If you honestly have nothing constructive to say then don't post or maybe you were born without empathy.

Is this directed at me as well? I'm confused.

[Souplex(.m.)]

look I'm not being mean or anything but look at the original thread and who you are talking to. He's kinda had a bad week so you're gonna have to forgive him for being a little aggressive.

sorry didn't mean to attack you:peace:

[anthony051]

To mynemasis.

Yeah, it was directed at you. All this thread was meant to be was a fucking account of how shitty my week was. Not a gramattically retarded account of why my girlfriend doesn't like me, or what should I do to get someone to like me, just something that happened to me that I felt like writing about. I didn't even expect anyone to actually read it, but the only people that have are sarcastic, cynical bitches like you who have nothing but shitty things to say.

Get a fucking life. I'll swear however the fuck I want.

To everyone who doesn't believe me.

I could give two shits less. I'm sorry your lives are so fucking boring that it is totally inconcievable that something of any interest can happen to someone else. I'm also sorry that you have absolutely nothing better to do than nit pick at a fucking story that doesn't even involve you.

To everyone.

If this comes off as overly hostile or out of place, I apologize. But believe it or not, I have had a shitty fucking week, and the last thing I need to hear is shit from a bunch of people that I don't even know. Fuck you. Thanks. God day sirs.

And alleged mams.

[mynameisX]

To mynemasis.

Yeah, it was directed at you. All this thread was meant to be was a fucking account of how shitty my week was. Not a gramattically retarded account of why my girlfriend doesn't like me, or what should I do to get someone to like me, just something that happened to me that I felt like writing about. I didn't even expect anyone to actually read it, but the only people that have are sarcastic, cynical bitches like you who have nothing but shitty things to say.

Get a fucking life. I'll swear however the fuck I want.

To everyone who doesn't believe me.

I could give two shits less. I'm sorry your lives are so fucking boring that it is totally inconcievable that something of any interest can happen to someone else. I'm also sorry that you have absolutely nothing better to do than nit pick at a fucking story that doesn't even involve you.

To everyone.

If this comes off as overly hostile or out of place, I apologize. But believe it or not, I have had a shitty fucking week, and the last thing I need to hear is shit from a bunch of people that I don't even know. Fuck you. Thanks. God day sirs.

And alleged mams.


Well, normally I wouldn't respond, but since you saw fit to call me your very creative names, I think you opened yourself up for attack. I'm sorry you had a bad week. I think that's what I said in my first post. But seriously, life sucks. Bitching about it on an online forum isn't the way to get sympathy. AP.net is not the nicest place, and if you look around, you'd see that people who post stories like this get blasted. We've been relatively nice here. If you don't want to hear the shit, don't put it up here.

[Indoor Living]

Well, normally I wouldn't respond, but since you saw fit to call me your very creative names, I think you opened yourself up for attack. I'm sorry you had a bad week. I think that's what I said in my first post. But seriously, life sucks. Bitching about it on an online forum isn't the way to get sympathy. AP.net is not the nicest place, and if you look around, you'd see that people who post stories like this get blasted. We've been relatively nice here. If you don't want to hear the shit, don't put it up here.

Yeah. Like this was the right place to post that story. And while some of us got a good read out of it (me) and others actually felt sympathy for you (others?) You're in the wrong place trying to get nothing but people who care. I feel for you; it would absolutely blow to have a week like that, unless you're John McClane or Danny Glover or something, but AP is kind of notorious for it's douchebags. And if you didn't know that before, you do now. A lot of people don't give a flying fuck what they say to people as long as it pisses them off (including me sometimes, but I'm taking a break right now to prove a point). So, I guess what I'm trying to say here, is that be prepared to get ripped on by assholes if you're gonna post something like this.

But I do hope things start looking up for ya. Cause that's pretty much the worst week a person could have. Best of luck in the future.

[anthony051]

Well thanks for the somewhat comforting advice. I dunno, I know that AP is notorious for douchebaggery, but usually the dickish posts seem reserved for the nOObs that can't differentiate to from too from two.

I am a firm believer that writing shit down is a therapeutic process, and I didn't really expect feedback to begin with. I dunno.

I am kind of surprised that this thread is about to break 100 posts though.

And a brief update, I went in for that catering job today and I guess I am goign to start work on thursday. And I got a callback from Borders, so at least I have that going for me.

[mattmatumbo]

damn those who can't use it ;-)

awww :-(

edit: its extra sad because im an english major. i guess its not that sad because i'm not a dictionologist.

[Cure4commoncold]

Why are you 23 on myspace and 19 on here? You do realize that all of these bad things are happening to you because you're from Ohio right?

[anthony051]

Funny thing, I'm actually only 18.

The myspace thing is easily explained. AT the time I made mine, you had to be at least 16 and I was only 13. So I lied and said I was like 18 or whatever.

I'm not entirely sure why I am 19 on here. Typo perhaps.

And I know it's because I live in Ohio. This is where dreams go to die.

[thesafeword]

Still can't get over how much of a douchebag that one roommate was, I mean little wigger assholes are at the shitfuck bottom of society.

[thesafeword]

Funny thing, I'm actually only 18.

The myspace thing is easily explained. AT the time I made mine, you had to be at least 16 and I was only 13. So I lied and said I was like 18 or whatever.

I'm not entirely sure why I am 19 on here. Typo perhaps.

And I know it's because I live in Ohio. This is where dreams go to die.
Ohio is for lovers. Duh.

[spikeXtheXpunch]

mann, Ohio isn't THAT shitty.

[anthony051]

Ohio is pretty shitty. Go to Warren you are in a Crime Mecca. Go to Youngstown and it's like Pakistan. Go to Cleveland and you have shitty sports, go to Howland and you have preppy emo kids. Go to Dayton and you have redneck retards.

Anywhere you go, there is a complete and total lack of cool people.

And yes, low life wiggers are at the bottom of the totem pole.

[HelpMeSleep]

Funny thing, I'm actually only 18.

The myspace thing is easily explained. AT the time I made mine, you had to be at least 16 and I was only 13. So I lied and said I was like 18 or whatever.

I'm not entirely sure why I am 19 on here. Typo perhaps.

And I know it's because I live in Ohio. This is where dreams go to die.
so change it.

PL is really not the place to come for serious advice or sympathy.

[marchofmarty]

LeBron James hates Ohio.

Crazy story though, I hope things are looking up for ya.

[DaveZeroZero]

To mynemasis.

Yeah, it was directed at you. All this thread was meant to be was a fucking account of how shitty my week was. Not a gramattically retarded account of why my girlfriend doesn't like me, or what should I do to get someone to like me, just something that happened to me that I felt like writing about. I didn't even expect anyone to actually read it, but the only people that have are sarcastic, cynical bitches like you who have nothing but shitty things to say.

Get a fucking life. I'll swear however the fuck I want.

To everyone who doesn't believe me.

I could give two shits less. I'm sorry your lives are so fucking boring that it is totally inconcievable that something of any interest can happen to someone else. I'm also sorry that you have absolutely nothing better to do than nit pick at a fucking story that doesn't even involve you.

To everyone.

If this comes off as overly hostile or out of place, I apologize. But believe it or not, I have had a shitty fucking week, and the last thing I need to hear is shit from a bunch of people that I don't even know. Fuck you. Thanks. God day sirs.

And alleged mams.
*nemesis

[DaveZeroZero]

awww :-(

edit: its extra sad because im an english major. i guess its not that sad because i'm not a dictionologist.
Well, I'm going to read law ^_^

[Sic Transit Zeb]

Reported for racism.

Lol, it was you who got me banned last time!


Honestly, no big deal but your lack of concern in this thread has been cracking me up

[Sic Transit Zeb]

so change it.

PL is really not the place to come for serious advice or sympathy.

are you guys picking on another kid.

is this what you guys do? It's kinda funny if so

[Sic Transit Zeb]

*nemesis

now that is funny

[HelpMeSleep]

are you guys picking on another kid.

is this what you guys do? It's kinda funny if so
haha. who's you guys?

now that is funny
but necessary.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

haha. who's you guys?


but necessary.

The 3-4 of you ripping on this kid. Seems to be the same ones who jumped down my throat a month or so ago...Idk, maybe I'm wrong.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

Ohio is pretty shitty. Go to Warren you are in a Crime Mecca. Go to Youngstown and it's like Pakistan. Go to Cleveland and you have shitty sports, go to Howland and you have preppy emo kids. Go to Dayton and you have redneck retards.

Anywhere you go, there is a complete and total lack of cool people.

And yes, low life wiggers are at the bottom of the totem pole.

I use to live in marion wayyyy back in the day. don't remember so much bout it.

[HelpMeSleep]

The 3-4 of you ripping on this kid. Seems to be the same ones who jumped down my throat a month or so ago...Idk, maybe I'm wrong.
I'm not really. I mean, I could if I wanted to. I thought that last one was nice. I wasn't ripping on you, not before you got banned anyway. I was late to that party. but I had just gotten fairly brutally dumped so I definitely agreed.

[Cure4commoncold]

I'm not really. I mean, I could if I wanted to. I thought that last one was nice. I wasn't ripping on you, not before you got banned anyway. I was late to that party. but I had just gotten fairly brutally dumped so I definitely agreed.

There's nothing that cures a bad break-up like trolling someone on the internet. :upside:

[HelpMeSleep]

There's nothing that cures a bad break-up like trolling someone on the internet. :upside:
nah. it wasn't like that. he was talking about how crappy he was to his ex. and I just happened to have a vendetta against all the mens in the world.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

I'm not really. I mean, I could if I wanted to. I thought that last one was nice. I wasn't ripping on you, not before you got banned anyway. I was late to that party. but I had just gotten fairly brutally dumped so I definitely agreed.

haha, yeah and I couldn't even respond. It's all good though. Your avatar ist he shit anyways

[HelpMeSleep]

haha, yeah and I couldn't even respond. It's all good though. Your avatar ist he shit anyways
oh, I just noticed my failed spoiler in the post above yours. must fix lol.
why thank you! I'm quite fond of this avatar too! :-)

[argg_xo]

haha. i like when the extreme n00bz get all defensive when no one in PL gives a shit about their problems. welcome to the PL suckers!

[berskyjr]

Reading PL makes me feel better about myself

[mattmatumbo]

Well, I'm going to read law ^_^

Son, with that avatar, you are the law!

[mynameisX]

Reading PL makes me feal better about myself

Haha, me too.

[WFUJerseyJon]

Kaity
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=146365395&MyToken=39ea25d2-6172-4c25-a39e-56c62e9db7bc

Me
www.myspace.com/cap051 (http://www.myspace.com/cap051)

Corey
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=173025878


Jared blocked me on myspace, and I don't even know if Shawn, Josh and Sonja have myspaces.

I lol'ed at Corey's 'irritated' mood

[HelpMeSleep]

haha. i like when the extreme n00bz get all defensive when no one in PL gives a shit about their problems. welcome to the PL suckers!
hahaha seriously. me too :]

Son, with that avatar, you are the law!
lol true fact.

[anthony051]

I lol'ed at Corey's 'irritated' mood

He is probably irritated because he sent me this message that was all like, omg what the fuck is your problem?! You are ruining everything in this neighborhood, you got so many people in trouble and blah blah blah.

I just replied with a simple and curt:

Fuck you. I didn't call the cops, go piss up a rope.

Then I blocked pretty much everyone.

[remedyeli]

So did anyone besides me send that girl a friend request?

[WFUJerseyJon]

He is probably irritated because he sent me this message that was all like, omg what the fuck is your problem?! You are ruining everything in this neighborhood, you got so many people in trouble and blah blah blah.

I just replied with a simple and curt:

Fuck you. I didn't call the cops, go piss up a rope.

Then I blocked pretty much everyone.

fair enough. best of luck dude.

[DaveZeroZero]

Son, with that avatar, you are the law!
I lay down the law like I don't get to lay down women.

[HelpMeSleep]

I lay down the law like I don't get to lay down women.
you could. I think you just don't try hard enough. :shrug:

I'm in love with your user title btw :]

[DaveZeroZero]

you could. I think you just don't try hard enough. :shrug:

I'm in love with your user title btw :]
Yeah, I should probably step up my efforts on that front

but it's awesome, isn't it? :-)

[HelpMeSleep]

Yeah, I should probably step up my efforts on that front

but it's awesome, isn't it? :-)
yeah, you should. you're definitely doing something wrong because I'm pretty sure you should be able to get laid really easily if you wanted to.

it really is awesome. I love it. I'm jealous I didn't think of it. although it's perfect with your grammar police. don't change it for awhile. :-)

[awakeohsleeper]

I did indeed. Does anyone have anything that can even remotely top mine?
Haha, I moved out but nothing like this has happened.

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah, you should. you're definitely doing something wrong because I'm pretty sure you should be able to get laid really easily if you wanted to.

it really is awesome. I love it. I'm jealous I didn't think of it. although it's perfect with your grammar police. don't change it for awhile. :-)
Yepp, I'll keep it =]

[HelpMeSleep]

Yepp, I'll keep it =]
good. I like it a lot. :-)

[Sic Transit Zeb]

oh, I just noticed my failed spoiler in the post above yours. must fix lol.
why thank you! I'm quite fond of this avatar too! :-)

Haha, that's why Cali is cool cuz it's not full of short-sighted republicans who follow their ideals, mess up the country, and then move toward 'liberal' views to save it while claiming it was their idea all along.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

Yepp, I'll keep it =]

Boy what ya done talking bout right there. What is you be keeping?

[HelpMeSleep]

Haha, that's why Cali is cool cuz it's not full of short-sighted republicans who follow their ideals, mess up the country, and then move toward 'liberal' views to save it while claiming it was their idea all along.
I don't know if I'd go that far. I come from a pretty wealthy area so I know A LOT of short-sighted republicans who don't want to pay more on taxes and are obnoxiously conservative/racist/homophobic as well. it's hard to get away from them.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

I don't know if I'd go that far. I come from a pretty wealthy area so I know A LOT of short-sighted republicans who don't want to pay more on taxes and are obnoxiously conservative/racist/homophobic as well. it's hard to get away from them.

Lol, funny part is our taxes are extremely compared to most other western area's. Of course, I'm not rich so I don't know what it's like to pay a lot in taxes but god damn.

[HelpMeSleep]

Lol, funny part is our taxes are extremely compared to most other western area's. Of course, I'm not rich so I don't know what it's like to pay a lot in taxes but god damn.
personally, I don't really care about taxes. I mean, of course, I don't like paying them, but there are other things I believe in and think are right/wrong that matter more to me. I think my ideals are worth more than my money.

[anthony051]

People at both sides of the political spectrum. I come from a really lower class area and all I have ever really heard is a bunch of poor lower class liberals complain about their problems without doing anything about it. I almost prefer the obnoxiously homophobic and racist conservatives.

And that's saying a lot, because I'm Jewish.

[ZoSo1886]

publish a short story

[oface0315]

Sting stole your guns? that's pretty cool

Im in class, the professor is talking, I laughed, everyone looked.

[updownleftright]

Damn, you guys are just ruthless aren't you? I mean, I wouldn't put it past some people to make crazy shit up, but I swear on my life every iota of what is written here actually happened. Short of having you guys call those involved I have no idea how to shut you guys up.

If you don't think it happened, don't post anymore. Jesus False Messiah Christ.

I hope I never turn out to be cynical and dickish like the lot of you.
I believe but who cares what other people think. it's the internet, you make me want to think that you want to impose this 'cool' imagine on everyone. learn your lessons son.

but that was a really insane story.

[andrew4045]

katy is the one.

[anthony051]

So, just when I thought things couldn't get shittier...

Kaity has to go to court tomorrow for everything that went down. I feel like such a winner.

[HelpMeSleep]

*nemesis
you corrected him on that. but you missed that he said "god day sirs" instead of "good". :-)

[DaveZeroZero]

Boy what ya done talking bout right there. What is you be keeping?
my user title

you corrected him on that. but you missed that he said "god day sirs" instead of "good". :-)
pshh

[Sic Transit Zeb]

my user title


pshh

ha I know, i know which is why i used the most ridiculous grammar i could

[HelpMeSleep]

my user title


pshh
I couldn't resist!

[4N6 science]

I took a poop and flung it at a monkey.

[DaveZeroZero]

I took a poop and flung it at a monkey.
you should've painted it yellow and told the monkey to eat it

[HelpMeSleep]

ew wtf Dave.

[DaveZeroZero]

^_^

[HelpMeSleep]

haha. ohhh. I just got that. I was too busy being like wtf to actually think about why it would be yellow.