Of Course, He's Fucking Jason Tate [Archive]

trustmeimokay

01/07/05, 05:47 AM

This is the "Of Course, He's Fucking Jason Tate" thread.
This is what goes down....

One person asks if JT is able to do something...

ex: can JT steal all red pens in the world and launch them at all eskimos?

and the next person responds...

"of course, he's fucking Jason Tate!"

And then responds with another question.

I'll begin.

Can JT kill anyone whose name starts with a X?

trustmeimokay

01/07/05, 06:01 AM

O course, he's fucking Jason Tate!

If Jason Tate were gay, would the website be called absolute***gots.net?

SkaBum14

01/07/05, 06:08 AM

This was set up too perfectly...

Is Mr. T getting some action tonight?

trustmeimokay

01/07/05, 06:10 AM

This was set up too perfectly...

Is Mr. T getting some action tonight?
Of course, he's fucking Mr T!

Does Jason Tate enjoy clipping his toe nails?

SkaBum14

01/07/05, 06:11 AM

Of course, he's fucking Mr T!

Does Jason Tate enjoy clipping his toe nails?

No, no, no....you ruined it.

prozac mnms

01/07/05, 06:16 AM

i'm disregarding the fact that the joke was ruined

This was set up too perfectly...

Is Mr. T getting some action tonight?
Of course, he's fucking Jason Tate

can mr. tate erase this from the annals of time and space?

brandnewtbs23

01/07/05, 06:41 AM

This was set up too perfectly...

Is Mr. T getting some action tonight?
oh i get it hahahahahahaha

SkaBum14

01/07/05, 06:45 AM

i'm disregarding the fact that the joke was ruined

Of course, he's fucking Jason Tate

Nice, I gave you mad scene points for trying to save it.

trustmeimokay

01/07/05, 06:59 AM

Nice, I gave you mad scene points for trying to save it.
I screwed it up puposely, I'm sorry.

mat1419

01/07/05, 07:19 AM

can jason tate microwave a burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it?

trustmeimokay

01/07/05, 07:30 AM

Of course, he's fucking Jason Tate.

Can Jason Tate stick his whole hand up his anus, wait no, make that both hands?

mat1419

01/07/05, 07:33 AM

of course he's fucking jason tate...

actually in that case he'd be fist fucking jason tate but that's beside the point

could jason tate book a tour with avril, brand new, glassjaw, and sigur ros?

trustmeimokay

01/07/05, 08:05 AM

of course he's fucking jason tate...

actually in that case he'd be fist fucking jason tate but that's beside the point

could jason tate book a tour with avril, brand new, glassjaw, and sigur ros?
Of course, he's fucking Jason Tate?

Does Jason Tate enjoy the Bearstein Bears?

Of Dust and Nations

01/07/05, 08:12 AM

of course, hes fucking jason tate

if tate joined a band, wouldnt he play the cowbell?

atticus_4132

01/07/05, 08:25 AM

of course, hes fucking jason tate

could jason tate join the ghostbusters

trustmeimokay

01/07/05, 08:47 AM

Of course, he's fucking Jason Tate

Is Tate best friends with the Harry Potter actor dude?

aminorthreat55

01/07/05, 09:07 AM

Of course, he's fucking Jason Tate.

Could he snort 100 lines of coke off strippers asses and then still drive home?

atticus_4132

01/07/05, 09:14 AM

Of course, he's fucking Jason Tate.

could he be the next spiderman?

Jerm

01/07/05, 09:16 AM

Of course, he's fucking Jason Tate.

could he be the next spiderman?

of course, he's fucking Jason Tate.

could he be a better president then George W.?

trustmeimokay

01/07/05, 09:19 AM

Of course, he's fucking Jason Tate?

Could he fire more Ap.net employees than he hires this year?

mondeoman

01/07/05, 12:58 PM

Of course he's fucking Jason Tate

Could Jason Tate bring world peace under the name of unsigned emo bands?

boysdontcry

01/07/05, 01:37 PM

of course he's fucking jason tate.

could he run the largest music webzine ever and still have a horrible taste in music?

trustmeimokay

01/07/05, 01:40 PM

Of course, he's fucking Jason Tate.

Can JT use a telephone as a submarine?

Jason Tate

01/07/05, 01:41 PM

of course he's fucking jason tate.

could he run the largest music webzine ever and still have a horrible taste in music?
Horrible taste in music? Because what I like is popular? If I like it, doesn't it thereby not make it horrible because musical opinion should be in the ear of the beholder.

Whatever.. back to my shitty Gym Class Heroes....

mondeoman

01/07/05, 01:41 PM

Of course he's fucking Jason Tate

Could Jason Tate be in a boy band?

trustmeimokay

01/07/05, 01:42 PM

Horrible taste in music? Because what I like is popular? If I like it, doesn't it thereby not make it horrible because musical opinion should be in the ear of the beholder.

Whatever.. back to my shitty Gym Class Heroes....
Can Jason Tate ruin my thread?

theESCO

01/07/05, 01:42 PM

Of course he's fucking Jason Tate!

Can he make a thread more pointless than this?

boysdontcry

01/07/05, 01:43 PM

of course he's fucking jason tate!

can jason tate fucking lighten up and take a joke?

trustmeimokay

01/07/05, 01:43 PM

Of course not, he's Jason Tate

Does JT enjoy salsa?

mondeoman

01/07/05, 01:44 PM

Of course he's Jason fucking Tate

Can he kill a wolverine with his bare hands?

trustmeimokay

01/07/05, 01:45 PM

Of course he's Jason fucking Tate

Can he kill a wolverine with his bare hands?
Of course not (only with a freakin 12 gauge) he's Jason Tate

Does JT like to say "motherflipper"?

trustmeimokay

01/07/05, 01:46 PM

Definately.

I like cock.
Does Jason tate like cock?

boysdontcry

01/07/05, 01:48 PM

ummm of course he's fucking jason tate?

will tate ever see the light and realize yellowcard is the musical equivalent to smegma?

trustmeimokay

01/07/05, 01:48 PM

More than I do.

And that's saying a lot.
Okay, your ruining my thread.

Does Jason Tate ruin as many threads as my.Rushmore?

mondeoman

01/07/05, 01:50 PM

Hell no TJ ruins every fucking thread. hahahaha

Will Jason Tate bake a birthday cake for Ryan Key this year?

trustmeimokay

01/07/05, 01:51 PM

Hell no TJ ruins every fucking thread. hahahaha

Will Jason Tate bake a birthday cake for Ryan Key this year?
Of course he's fucking Jason Tate

Does JT like bald puppies?