My Cousin Is Manipulated By Cows

[Willy McFurgle]

So, I had a good laugh tonight. A week ago, my cousin was in town visiting with his fiancee. So on the one night i had free and was able to hang out, his gal pal pretty much manipulated him into ditching me. So the next day, my sister had breakfast with them and she put him in his place as far as the actions he has been taking over the past 2 years that he has been with her. In which he has ditched his own family that has been with him from birth, to do the fiancee's bidding, causing a rift in our family that has in a way burned bridges.

Today, the girl post a bulletin on myspace, basically attacking my sister for everything that we have said about the way he treats his family. For example, he was suppose to drive our grandparents to key west one weekend to see my other cousin, his bro, who has not seen any of us in over 3 years, but instead allowed her to talk him into bringing her family instead and ditching my grandparents. So I present her bulletin...please tell me what you think, the girl is dumber than dogshit and has the personality of a drying brick. She basically says that we manipulate our cousin, who we haven't even hung out with since they hooked up because she won't let him, brings up political parties for some strange reason, then calls us hypocrits when the hypocryt is her.


"Oh! Boo fuckin whooo on those that manipulate others and give them a guilt trip for something they didn't want to do your way.


Learn to accept others for being different. Don't pick your social group based on a political party.

Remember, don't throw rocks to a glass house if you have one, too.
That right there is BURNING BRIDGES!!!!!!"

[Burning Star IV]

Moo.

[argg_xo]

all i can think of for some reason is a response about pancakes :shrug:

[Willy McFurgle]

all i can think of for some reason is a response about pancakes :shrug:

Its ok, pancakes do cloud the mind at times

[concernedparent]

I like the last two lines..

[argg_xo]

Its ok, pancakes do cloud the mind at times
oh good, i thought it was just me!

[mynameisX]

People are weird?

[mattmatumbo]

i lol'd when i read the name of the thread

[about3fitty]

she seems like a very mature individual

[.invisible ink.]

i came into this thread hoping to read about real cows harassing your cousin. Needless to say, I was a little disappointed after reading the whole post.

[Inaction]

i came into this thread hoping to read about real cows harassing your cousin. Needless to say, I was a little disappointed after reading the whole post.
The title is pretty amazing.

[OdeToTheSun]

Bovine Manipulation is a big problem these days.

Oh wait... nevermind.

[PezMullet]

cow sex FTW!

[Willy McFurgle]

i came into this thread hoping to read about real cows harassing your cousin. Needless to say, I was a little disappointed after reading the whole post.

If i hadn't created the thread, and read that title, i would have been disappointed as well. But the girl is a cow, or at least eat's them whole for a snack.

[SSLYBY]

If i hadn't created the thread, and read that title, i would have been disappointed as well. But the girl is a cow, or at least eat's them whole for a snack.

pics.

[Willy McFurgle]

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=18426892&albumID=2316866&imageID=45872696

[SSLYBY]

moo

[.invisible ink.]

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=18426892&albumID=2316866&imageID=45872696

oh wow, i hope they don't have any kids. They look like they'd need a big pasture for the herd.

[popdisaster00]

It's a moo point.

[popdisaster00]

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=18426892&albumID=2316866&imageID=45872696
holy huge woman, batman.

[HelpMeSleep]

lol at this. your cousin needs to grow a pair. especially considering the chick he's whipped by.

[SLoT]

So I talked to my psychiatrist about this for some reason and the only thing we could come up with was that you need to kill her. Kill her now.

[fadedmemories]

moo :-)

[thespearkid]

"Oh! Boo fuckin whooo on those that manipulate others and give them a guilt trip for something they didn't want to do your way.


Learn to accept others for being different. Don't pick your social group based on a political party.

Remember, don't throw rocks to a glass house if you have one, too.
That right there is Todd BRIDGES!!!!!!"

http://www.quirkcollective.com/images/todd_bridges.jpg
*fixed

[PezMullet]

I wouldn't call her a cow, I'd rather call her an elephant

[4N6 science]

wow, that woman made me vomit in my mouth a bit. She's retarded, that bulletin post didn't make any sense at all. I really feel dumber for having read it.

[pilot_light_out]

that's personification

[argg_xo]

wowza! that's all i can say about that pic!

[4N6 science]

wowza! that's all i can say about that pic!

lol wowza, I haven' heard that in a long time.

[argg_xo]

lol wowza, I haven' heard that in a long time.
you obviously don't talk to me enough. or have a 2 year old living with you.

[4N6 science]

you obviously don't talk to me enough. or have a 2 year old living with you.

No I do not talk to you enough!! go online pls. And if I had a 2 year old living with me, Chris Hansen would be at my place so quickly it wouldn't be funny.

[argg_xo]

No I do not talk to you enough!! go online pls. And if I had a 2 year old living with me, Chris Hansen would be at my place so quickly it wouldn't be funny.
i gotta work at 5 tonight, i might be on after work!

[pilot_light_out]

booty call

[4N6 science]

i gotta work at 5 tonight, i might be on after work!

excellent. I will be highly disappointed if I don't see your screen name on my AIM.

[Willy McFurgle]

So I talked to my psychiatrist about this for some reason and the only thing we could come up with was that you need to kill her. Kill her now.

HAHAHA, word. I actually got bored and decided to reply to her bulletin but create answers to her short sentences as though they were questions....She didn't like that too much because she got all pissy and then called me a coward. my only response to her was at least i had the balls to go to you directly about the issue instead of posting a bulletin bad mouthing people.

[caress me down]

cow tipping!

[Willy McFurgle]

cow tipping!

I'm down for that.

[atticus1492]

You, sir, are and idiot :)

[mynameisX]

You, sir, are and idiot :)


Are you just posting this everywhere?

[HelpMeSleep]

Are you just posting this everywhere?
yes, I believe so.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

all i can think of for some reason is a response about pancakes :shrug:


mmmm I really want pancakes now, haha thanks!

[kaycey]

cow tipping!
my first thought.