Drinking and Driving

[WakeUpBlondie]

I'm kind of a noob at drinking. I've done it before, but without my license. I've had my license for a couple months, but the first party i'll be going to after getting my license is this weekend. I know your judgement slips when you get tipsy, do you remember not to drive when your drunk?

[Amen Amen]

if you're going to drink so much that you forget you're drunk and you try to drive then you probably shouldn't drink that much

[h23eather]

D.D. all the way

[Smash Adams]

I refuse to drive unless I've had 3 or 4 beers, I can't even pay attention sober

[WakeUpBlondie]

My brother says he drives better buzzed. True?

[PezMullet]

Driving is a big no-no when you've been drinking. I never drive after like 3-4 beers

[a_money]

1 drink is fine.
No more though! Drunk driving is awful.

[caress me down]

are you driving there... ?

[amysaurus]

Are you stupid? Why the fuck would you ever plan on driving drunk?

[WakeUpBlondie]

Are you stupid? Why the fuck would you ever plan on driving drunk?


Haha I would never. I'm saying I don't know if i'll know not to drive when drunk. I think i'm just not going to drink at all.

[amysaurus]

Haha I would never. I'm saying I don't know if i'll know not to drive when drunk. I think i'm just not going to drink at all.

Nah unless you're retarded you're not going to think that you're able to drive after drinking. I've definitely driven drunk before and it's always been a stupid idea, but I only did it each time because there was literally no other way to get home :shrug: Just make sure you have a friend that looks out for you and would take away your keys if you get too smashed.

[Jessooker]

I refuse to drive with alcohol in my system. I think it's the dumbest thing. 3 of my friends have already been hit with DWI's. They're lucky they haven't killed anyone.

[xfantabulousx]

I never drive with ANY alcohol in my system. Actually, just a few weeks ago, I went to a party at my friend's house and ended up being the only person not to drink at all (while everyone else was plastered), just so I could drive a bunch of my friends home. I ended up getting home after my curfew and getting in trouble with my parents, but I was OK with it because I knew my friends were getting home safely.

I know it's easy for people to say "Yeah, I don't drive when I've had more than a couple of drinks," but it's still so dangerous to drive even after one drink. You might think you're OK, but the truth is you're just better off not driving.

[The Boathouse]

Thank you, Ms "xfantabulousx." Your maturity far exceeds what your username would imply you possess.

[xfantabulousx]

Thank you, Ms "xfantabulousx." Your maturity far exceeds what your username would imply you possess.


I'm going to assume you're not being sarcastic about this. Thank you.

[katekate]

This is a pretty stupid question..
If you plan on drinking then don't drive there
If you want to drive there then don't drink at all

simple.

[JJJ]

My brother says he drives better buzzed. True?

I don't think so lol not for me at least. I never drive with any alcohol in my system
I do drive well high though ha

Thank you, Ms "xfantabulousx." Your maturity far exceeds what your username would imply you possess.

best post in this thread

[Kassie09]

Seriously, don't do it.

[Burning Star IV]

Fuck that's stupid.

[argg_xo]

i have no idea why anyone would plan on driving drunk. if you plan on drinking, get someone that's staying sober to drive or crash somewhere.

[HelpMeSleep]

I refuse to drive with alcohol in my system. I think it's the dumbest thing. 3 of my friends have already been hit with DWI's. They're lucky they haven't killed anyone.
me too. most of the time when I drink I know I'm planning to spend the night so it won't be an issue. the last time I went to a party where I didn't want to stay, I just didn't drink.

[4N6 science]

You're an idiot, an absolute idiot. You're going to be one of those drunk drivers who kills some innocent person because you're retarded.

Don't drink and drive it's stupid.

[SSLYBY]

I'll admit I've drove home before when I probably shouldn't have.

I'm pretty fucking focus'd because I'm so scared of getting pulled over.

[Indoor Living]

Our school has had 2 drinking and driving deaths a year for the past 8 years. Worst tradition ever.

[oldwirehands]

So stupid... so dangerous.. so much fun!!!

Well, I can only technically say I only had one fun time doing it on a closed course so to say. That was a once in a life time opportunity.

[bung]

lolz, I'm still on probation for getting a minor while driving.

Now I know better. Don't drink and drive--you might spill your drink.

BTW, it's more dangerous to drive if you're really tired in the morning than it is if you've had one or two drinks.

[HelpMeSleep]

I'll admit I've drove home before when I probably shouldn't have.

I'm pretty fucking focus'd because I'm so scared of getting pulled over.
or so you thought.

Our school has had 2 drinking and driving deaths a year for the past 8 years. Worst tradition ever.
same. I've seen so many kids from my town die from drunk driving. it's the worst. :-(

lolz, I'm still on probation for getting a minor while driving.

Now I know better. Don't drink and drive--you might spill your drink.

BTW, it's more dangerous to drive if you're really tired in the morning than it is if you've had one or two drinks.
I swear, every post I read from you is completely idiotic. if I heard you say some of this stuff in real life, I just might punch you.

[bung]

I swear, every post I read from you is completely idiotic. if I heard you say some of this stuff in real life, I just might punch you.

Oh, so you've read studies on the effects of sleeplessness while driving?

And just for the record, I rarely make a post that isn't facetious.

[katekate]

I fucking hate it when people boast about drink driving.

[HelpMeSleep]

Oh, so you've read studies on the effects of sleeplessness while driving?

And just for the record, I rarely make a post that isn't facetious.
actually, I have. but I wasn't commenting on that little fact you threw in there at the end. I was commenting on your post as a whole and most of the others you make.

maybe so. but regardless, you rarely make a post that isn't stupid and/or unfunny. :nod:

[bung]

actually, I have. but I wasn't commenting on that little fact you threw in there at the end. I was commenting on your post as a whole and most of the others you make.

maybe so. but regardless, you rarely make a post that isn't stupid and/or unfunny. :nod:

Haha, silly girl. You'd profess indignation too if you were on probation for a year for driving with one and half drinks in you.

[HelpMeSleep]

Haha, silly girl. You'd profess indignation too if you were on probation for a year for driving with one and half drinks in you.
that wouldn't ever happen to me.

[bung]

that wouldn't ever happen to me.

No? You think I was just doing it for the fun of the act? Or maybe I was driving three staggering drunks home in order to prevent a severe accident who were hellbent on driving themselves.

[HelpMeSleep]

No? You think I was just doing it for the fun of the act? Or maybe I was driving three staggering drunks home in order to prevent a severe accident who were hellbent on driving themselves.
dude, I don't want to debate about why you drove and got on probation. all I'm saying is I don't drink and drive so I would never get caught drinking and driving. and also that I think you're an idiot in general from the things you say in just about thead here in PL. I'm done. bedtime.

but you could just take away their keys FYI.

[bung]

dude, I don't want to debate about why you drove and got on probation. all I'm saying is I don't drink and drive so I would never get caught drinking and driving. and also that I think you're an idiot in general from the things you say in just about thead here in PL. I'm done. bedtime.

but you could just take away their keys FYI.

Fair enough. But I think you're an idiot for the things you don't say.

[HelpMeSleep]

Fair enough. But I think you're an idiot for the things you don't say.
I don't care what you think as long as it's about me.
/fob quote.

[bung]

I don't care what you think as long as it's about me.
/fob quote.

I thought you said you were going to bed?

[HelpMeSleep]

I thought you said you were going to bed?
I got in the shower instead. and I just got out. now I'm going to bed.

[bung]

I got in the shower instead. and I just got out. now I'm going to bed.

Just had to check AP again before going to bed! Either way, I find it amusing we have two simultaneous arguments going on at once in two different threads.

Fuck, this was my thousandth post! Shouldn't I be prestigious now? I've been registered since '03...

[HelpMeSleep]

Just had to check AP again before going to bed! Either way, I find it amusing we have two simultaneous arguments going on at once in two different threads.
that's how I roll. fighting in multiple threads, flirting in multiple threads, chatting in multiple threads... more fun that way.

[bigblue2015]

I don't drink and drive anymore, mostly based on the fact that I've had to drive my best friend who got a DUI everywhere for the past 5 months and I don't want that to be me.

[scmaley]

How about avoiding drinking and driving in order to keep from killing innocent people? If you want to die, that's fine, but don't take anyone else out with you.

[HelpMeSleep]

How about avoiding drinking and driving in order to keep from killing innocent people? If you want to die, that's fine, but don't take anyone else out with you.
exactly. well said.

[AmarnaReign]

I'm kind of a noob at drinking. I've done it before, but without my license. I've had my license for a couple months, but the first party i'll be going to after getting my license is this weekend. I know your judgement slips when you get tipsy, do you remember not to drive when your drunk?
Got the cab on speed dial if D.D. cant pick me up.

I'd have to be in almost a coma to even think of driving drunk. Even if I think im alright to drive i would never.

I always ask myself if court fines, alcohol classes, getting your liscense suspended, and community service worth just a few drinks. Ive got busted for a couple P.I.'s from just walking and those classes are hell and the fines are even more worse!

[jagermeister]

My brother says he drives better buzzed. True?

You're brother is a fucking moron for saying that, and you're a fucking moron for actually having to confirm whether or not this was true or not.

Wow.

[WakeUpBlondie]

You guys are stupid. I'm not planning on drunk driving, that's fucking stupid. I'm asking if you have the judgement to not drive when you're drunk

[WakeUpBlondie]

/thread, AP misinterperated thinking i'm some sort of drunk driver, i'm the complete opposite

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Haha I would never. I'm saying I don't know if i'll know not to drive when drunk. I think i'm just not going to drink at all.

if you're drinking that much where you don't know what's going on then you'll be to busy with your head in the toliet ( that's if you're lucky). This was such a moronic question.

[phil19]

drinking and driving is not a good idea and you shouldnt do it. having said this i have done it on numerous occasions. i do realise this makes me a hippocrit. ive never been caught though

[updownleftright]

i wouldn't recommend it. especially if you just your license. always remember this though. never drive when you start attending [certain] colleges. roadblock are set up at the most random times in the weirdest of places. trust me, i would know.

[bung]

I was once driving while on ecstasy and got stuck in a ditch in the snow! :-(

I just remember thinking, "I'm in the ditch and in the snow. But life remains so fucking great!"

[.invisible ink.]

I've driven on a 4 hour road trip from WV to DC on 3 hits of acid before, not that I'm advocating this.

[4N6 science]

I've driven on a 4 hour road trip from WV to DC on 3 hits of acid before, not that I'm advocating this.

3 hits of acid!!! that's weak try 5 or 6 then come talk to me. I'm joking btw, but I'm sure you were serious

[HelpMeSleep]

I was once driving while on ecstasy and got stuck in a ditch in the snow! :-(

I just remember thinking, "I'm in the ditch and in the snow. But life remains so fucking great!"
stupid.

[bung]

stupid.

Stop quoting me and making it known at every opportunity that you think I'm stupid. I know it's not smart to drive while intoxicated with anything and so does everyone else.

I think if I saw you I would punch you. And then rape your unconscious body just for kicks.

[ascitiesburn101]

You should be able to decipher whether you can drive or not. The real problem is being able to stay at the party-holder's house afterwards. Make sure you talk to your parents beforehand. Also, a girl I know got her car stolen in Clifton or Walnut Hills so watch where you park

[new_arbiter]

Get a ride or crash at the party.

I've driven on a 4 hour road trip from WV to DC on 3 hits of acid before, not that I'm advocating this.

What was that like? A friend of mine drove home after doing morning glory seeds, and told me later that it was like driving on a Mario Kart course.

[.invisible ink.]

Get a ride or crash at the party.



What was that like? A friend of mine drove home after doing morning glory seeds, and told me later that it was like driving on a Mario Kart course.


Honestly it was a lot of fun and my friend, Niles, was riding with me also on lots of acid. It was really weird because we were having the same hallucinations. We saw a car full of monkeys (don't ask, lol) and all these reallly weird hieroglyphics on the back window of a car in front of us. It remains one of the best experiences of my life to be honest.

[new_arbiter]

Haha, that sounds awesome. My only experience with acid involved me and two other guys convincing ourselves that we were traveling through time.

[iAMhollyood315]

You guys are stupid. I'm not planning on drunk driving, that's fucking stupid. I'm asking if you have the judgement to not drive when you're drunk

a buddy at my school who was 20, got black-out drunk at a party and woke up in the police station. he tried to drive home and he passed out in the car at a red light. some old fuck behind him called the police because she couldn't wake him up and thought he was dead. he tells me he doesn't remember making a voluntary decisions to drive the car that night.

as for you, i wouldn't worry about, it when your drunk you know what your doing unless your really blacked out. but i think most people who worry about drinking and driving will not drive under the influence. those who do, just don't give a shit or think its fun.

[marchofmarty]

I drove home one time after drinking a lot at a party. It was the stupidest thing in the entire world. I honestly do not remember driving at all. I just remember getting in my car and the next thing I remember was taking a piss on my front lawn. I also had a headlight out that I got pulled over for the next week.

Don't do it. It's dumb. Give somebody your keys or arrange a designated driver. My sister was so pissed at me when I came home. I honestly have never felt so fortunate as I did when I woke up that morning realizing what I did and how lucky I was that I didn't get pulled over or get into an accident.

[HelpMeSleep]

Stop quoting me and making it known at every opportunity that you think I'm stupid. I know it's not smart to drive while intoxicated with anything and so does everyone else.

I think if I saw you I would punch you. And then rape your unconscious body just for kicks.
No. I'll say whatever I want and what you said was stupid; what you did was stupid. doing ecstasy is stupid. driving under the influence is stupid. doing both is even more stupid. if you come in here and act like you're so cool and brag about doing something like that, you deserve to be called stupid.

and thank you. it's noted. I'll keep that on file, print it out, give a copy to my parents, etc.
if I were you, I'd hope nothing ever happens to me because now you might be able to be questioned or be a suspect or whatever. :-)

[Sventhegreat]

3 hits of acid!!! that's weak try 5 or 6 then come talk to me. I'm joking btw, but I'm sure you were serious

Haha you're great.

Made me laugh.

[Un'Aria Ancora]

Get a ride or crash at the party.



What was that like? A friend of mine drove home after doing morning glory seeds, and told me later that it was like driving on a Mario Kart course.

I almost got lost when I did. Not fun, won't do it again... drive that is.

[phil19]

I drove home one time after drinking a lot at a party. It was the stupidest thing in the entire world. I honestly do not remember driving at all. I just remember getting in my car and the next thing I remember was taking a piss on my front lawn. I also had a headlight out that I got pulled over for the next week.

Don't do it. It's dumb. Give somebody your keys or arrange a designated driver. My sister was so pissed at me when I came home. I honestly have never felt so fortunate as I did when I woke up that morning realizing what I did and how lucky I was that I didn't get pulled over or get into an accident.

i remember one time i was driving home from my gf's house late at night. id been drinking and i was tired. i remember waking up behind the wheel as my car is headed for a red light. i was startled and swerved the car a lil bit before i gained control and thankfully stopped without anything happening. i'd fallen asleep behind the wheel while driving. i felt incredibly lucky that nothing happened, so i think i understand what you felt.

[DannySniper]

Stop quoting me and making it known at every opportunity that you think I'm stupid. I know it's not smart to drive while intoxicated with anything and so does everyone else.

I think if I saw you I would punch you. And then rape your unconscious body just for kicks.

You really are stupid.

And the fact that you're not funny makes you even more annoying.

As a person, I rate you as 1.7/10.

Now, go on, be the tough guy, and say you don't care about what some fuckwit says about you over the internet. But in doing so, make it your last post, and leave AP forever.

[HelpMeSleep]

You really are stupid.

And the fact that you're not funny makes you even more annoying.

As a person, I rate you as 1.7/10.

Now, go on, be the tough guy, and say you don't care about what some fuckwit says about you over the internet. But in doing so, make it your last post, and leave AP forever.
:sneakkiss:

best baby daddy ever? I think so!

[.invisible ink.]

Now, go on, be the tough guy, and say you don't care about what some fuckwit says about you over the internet. But in doing so, make it your last post, and leave AP forever.

wow. I didn't know you ran ap! I'm sure Tate will appreciate you being the official sheriff of the PL forum. I'd like to make you aware of the "ignore" feature. It can make life a lot more tolerable, honestly.

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[HelpMeSleep]

wow. I didn't know you ran ap! I'm sure Tate will appreciate you being the official sheriff of the PL forum. I'd like to make you aware of the "ignore" feature. It can make life a lot more tolerable, honestly.

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threats are serious business.

[.invisible ink.]

threats are serious business.

i get what you're saying but it was worded more as an "if I saw you" rather than a "i'm going to come find you and rape you" sort of threat. I'm sure the latter holds more weight in the world of internet stalking etc.

[HelpMeSleep]

i get what you're saying but it was worded more as an "if I saw you" rather than a "i'm going to come find you and rape you" sort of threat. I'm sure the latter holds more weight in the world of internet stalking etc.
either way, it's not something you joke about. it's really just another addition to the list of stupid things he says. he could see me in the future and that makes him a possible suspect if something like that were to happen. now if anything does happens to me in the future, regardless of whether it has anything to do with him, he'll be warranted get a lovely visit from authorities. I just hope that if that happened, they'd come into his work and take him out for questioning in front of his employer or something like that.

[Roboman]

either way, it's not something you joke about. it's really just another addition to the list of stupid things he says. he could see me in the future and that makes him a possible suspect if something like that were to happen. now if anything does happens to me in the future, regardless of whether it has anything to do with him, he'll be warranted get a lovely visit from authorities. I just hope that if that happened, they'd come into his work and take him out for questioning in front of his employer or something like that.

Good god you're pathetic. Get over it already.

[HelpMeSleep]

Good god you're pathetic. Get over it already.
No. it's not something you say and people should be held accountable for what they say. I'm not saying I want something to happen to me because I certainly don't. but in the event that something did, he should be held accountable for his stupid comments.

I don't care what you think or if anyone thinks it's an overreaction. it's not like it's difficult to print that out a give a copy to my parents the next time I see them and let them do what they want with it. it's certainly not going out of my way or anything.

[Roboman]

No. it's not something you say and people should be held accountable for what they say. I'm not saying I want something to happen to me because I certainly don't. but in the event that something did, he should be held accountable for his stupid comments.

I don't care what you think or if anyone thinks it's an overreaction. it's not like it's difficult to print that out a give a copy to my parents the next time I see them and let them do what they want with it. it's certainly not going out of my way or anything.


:rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[bung]

Haha! I love it!

[HelpMeSleep]

I don't really give a shit. I think it's actually hilarious that bung would say something like that. I even quoted him on it in along with my other favorite fan club members in the bottom half of my sig. like I said, the fact that he'd say something like that just proves what an idiot he is. :-)

[new_arbiter]

Haha, what a fun thread.

[bung]

Fucking minorities are ruining this country. God damn **** and homos are corrupting the children. Anybody that goes to college is a dumbass just trying to look smart. Who gives a shit if I litter? I'm throwing my garbage where I want. Stupid bitches only exist so they can envy the Cock. Fuck the Man, the police, and the authorities. Jews are still greedy, corporate, long-nosed freaks preventing the return of Christ. Life sucks so do as many drugs as you want. I'm smarter than everyone here so I don't really care if they insult me. When I'm the one running this place, they'll be the first to be squashed under my iron fist.

[HelpMeSleep]

:rolleyes: :yawn:

[bung]

:hammer:

I wasn't sure if I should have posted that. It may be taken as a threat of assault.

[HelpMeSleep]

nope. it was just lame, transparent, played out, and flat out unfunny.

[DannySniper]

Fucking minorities are ruining this country. God damn **** and homos are corrupting the children. Anybody that goes to college is a dumbass just trying to look smart. Who gives a shit if I litter? I'm throwing my garbage where I want. Stupid bitches only exist so they can envy the Cock. Fuck the Man, the police, and the authorities. Jews are still greedy, corporate, long-nosed freaks preventing the return of Christ. Life sucks so do as many drugs as you want. I'm smarter than everyone here so I don't really care if they insult me. When I'm the one running this place, they'll be the first to be squashed under my iron fist.

God. Bless. America.

[DannySniper]

wow. I didn't know you ran ap! I'm sure Tate will appreciate you being the official sheriff of the PL forum. I'd like to make you aware of the "ignore" feature. It can make life a lot more tolerable, honestly.

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I run this (run this)
I run this (run this)
I run this
Oh, oh, oh
It don't matter where you from
It's where you at
And if you came to freak-a-leak better bring your ass knuckle
East coast, west coast, down south
Represent your coast
Yeah I run it
Yeah I run it
Y'all don't want it
Cause my coast run it
Oh
I run this shit
I run this shit

[DannySniper]

:sneakkiss:

best baby daddy ever? I think so!

Michelle Obama would be jealous.

Multi-quoting is dead.

[HelpMeSleep]

Michelle Obama would be jealous.

Multi-quoting is dead.
yeah. wtf. you just raped and killed it.

whyyyyy is Michelle Obama jealous?

[DannySniper]

yeah. wtf. you just raped and killed it.

whyyyyy is Michelle Obama jealous?

Because she isn't the No. 1 Baby Mama anymore, because I'm the No. 1 Baby Dadday an' she ain't wif me, hove.

[HelpMeSleep]

Because she isn't the No. 1 Baby Mama anymore, because I'm the No. 1 Baby Dadday an' she ain't wif me, hove.
ohhh got it. so that makes me #1 Baby Mama then??

[DannySniper]

ohhh got it. so that makes me #1 Baby Mama then??

It's my baby mama (yeanknow) I want child support
She get welfare checks, but I stay in court
It's my baby mama (yeanknow) she be ridin' Cady
And she always lookin' for sugar daddies.

[HelpMeSleep]

It's my baby mama (yeanknow) I want child support
She get welfare checks, but I stay in court
It's my baby mama (yeanknow) she be ridin' Cady
And she always lookin' for sugar daddies.
I'm lookin' for sugar daddies...

[DannySniper]

I'm lookin' for sugar daddies...

Well, that puts me out of contention.

I'm younger then you and broke.

[HelpMeSleep]

Well, that puts me out of contention.

I'm younger then you and broke.
:bluesad: you can still be my baby daddy!

I'll just have additional sugar daddies too!