Baby Mama Drama

[XxmagnesiumxX]

Yeah so i just found out that a friend ive known for a long time is pregnant. It was a huge surprise because i never thought she would be put in a situation like this. Now she has to choose whether to keep it or not, and deal with the baby daddy that shes already "broken up with". idk. shes annoying. So any stories of baby mama drama?

[WakeUpBlondie]

Wait so you're a girl and you got a girl prego? Impressive

[ZoSo1886]

my friend got pregnant this summer and 'fell in love and got married' to this guy who totally does not want any of it, a la sarah palin's kids haha

[XxmagnesiumxX]

wow your a freaking idiot.

[XxmagnesiumxX]

Wait so you're a girl and you got a girl prego? Impressive

wow what an idiot

[Praetor]

Get the fuck out of the internet/life.

[JimmyIymmiJ]

I hope the friend is not your age, because 15 year-olds have no business getting pregnant.

[DannySniper]

I've been pregnant twice.

It sucks.

[Giant Broccoli]

I got the pregnants once, drink a lot of water it'll go away

[HelpMeSleep]

just push her down the stairs and then there will be baby mama drama no more.

[Kassie09]

Soooo many girls in my school are pregnant right now and it's like wtf, birth control mother effers, use it.

[4N6 science]

woah its kassie?!


great story NOT!

Go with Mandi's advice its pretty solid.

[Kassie09]

woah its kassie?!


great story NOT!

Go with Mandi's advice its pretty solid.

It's true, it's true, i've risen from the dead, like a flesh eating zombie.

[immorehxcthanu]

Pregnancy is the worst std of them all.

[Smash Adams]

Soooo many girls in my school are pregnant right now and it's like wtf, birth control mother effers, use it.

yeah right you're one of them, you have emo spawn swimming inside you right now

[Kassie09]

yeah right you're one of them, you have emo spawn swimming inside you right now
that's only a rumor you silly goose
if i do, i'll name him ian

[4N6 science]

It's true, it's true, i've risen from the dead, like a flesh eating zombie.

I know, where the hell have you been?

[Kassie09]

I know, where the hell have you been?

I guess ive just been busy with work school and tennis pretty much haha
how have you been?

[4N6 science]

I guess ive just been busy with work school and tennis pretty much haha
how have you been?

I've been good. I don't get on here that much, but I try and find some time. I've been really busy with school work and the college lifestyle.

[Kassie09]

I've been good. I don't get on here that much, but I try and find some time. I've been really busy with school work and the college lifestyle.
The college lifestyle, niiiiice.
We're too cool to be on AP like we used to be.

[4N6 science]

The college lifestyle, niiiiice.
We're too cool to be on AP like we used to be.


Yeah kind of. The threads on here have gone way downhill. But I have my few select friends I like to keep in touch with.

[HelpMeSleep]

woah its kassie?!


great story NOT!

Go with Mandi's advice its pretty solid.
I do give great advice =]

the town I live in has the highest teen pregnancy rate out of all of australia. It's something to be proud of...I guess.
it's your slutty claim to fame. my town is home of the high school that was all over the news for kids having sex at dances.

[DannySniper]

the town I live in has the highest teen pregnancy rate out of all of australia. It's something to be proud of...I guess.

Where?

[HelpMeSleep]

Where?
Danny wants to go there and get himself a few baby mamas! :-)

[phil19]

the town I live in has the highest teen pregnancy rate out of all of australia. It's something to be proud of...I guess.

what town is that? now im all curious

[DannySniper]

Danny wants to go there and get himself a few baby mamas! :-)

Excuse me?

I already have three and I am extremely happy with one and a half of them.

[bung]

I used to hang out with this girl because she got me high all the time. She also asked me to prom and I said no (mostly because she was a bit on the unattractive side). A year later, and now she has a kid. I like to think it's my fault she has to carry such a burden for the rest of her life.

[phil19]

I used to hang out with this girl because she got me high all the time. She also asked me to prom and I said no (mostly because she was a bit on the unattractive side). A year later, and now she has a kid. I like to think it's my fault she has to carry such a burden for the rest of her life.

haha so funny. ive found that all the girls from my school who have had babies fall into this category

[HelpMeSleep]

Excuse me?

I already have three and I am extremely happy with one and a half of them.
oh, whoa there! I'm sorry, Danny dear. I was actually hoping you'd be my baby daddy. but apparently not!

I used to hang out with this girl because she got me high all the time. She also asked me to prom and I said no (mostly because she was a bit on the unattractive side). A year later, and now she has a kid. I like to think it's my fault she has to carry such a burden for the rest of her life.
you're soooo vain. I bet you think this song is about you. you're sooo vain.

[saysmydoctor]

I didn't know anal could get a girl pregnant. Weird science.

[DannySniper]

oh, whoa there! I'm sorry, Danny dear. I was actually hoping you'd be my baby daddy. but apparently not!


you're soooo vain. I bet you think this song is about you. you're sooo vain.

OMGWHYDIDN'TYOUSAYSOISOTOTALLYACCEP TMOTHERFUCKERYYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!

...I mean...

...I would be honoured.

[HelpMeSleep]

OMGWHYDIDN'TYOUSAYSOISOTOTALLYACCEP TMOTHERFUCKERYYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!

...I mean...

...I would be honoured.
I thought you were quite happy with a fraction your current baby mama situation, eh? :-p

I'll be a much better baby mama than your other three. promise! ;-)

[DannySniper]

I thought you were quite happy with a fraction your current baby mama situation, eh? :-p

I'll be a much better baby mama than your other three. promise! ;-)

Well, we can even skip the interview process.

How about that?

[HelpMeSleep]

Well, we can even skip the interview process.

How about that?
oh wow! are you sure? I could be a total wack job.

[DannySniper]

oh wow! are you sure? I could be a total wack job.

Oh, stop it.

...you're turning me on.

[HelpMeSleep]

Oh, stop it.

...you're turning me on.
oh, really? ;-)

in that case, I won't stop.

[DannySniper]

oh, really? ;-)

in that case, I won't stop.

:jackoff:

[HelpMeSleep]

:jackoff:
don't lie. you're not going to the gym. you're going to go wack off. :-p

[bung]

you're soooo vain. I bet you think this song is about you. you're sooo vain.

Shallow, self-centered, egocentric--maybe, to some degree. But vain? No more so than the average.

[HelpMeSleep]

Shallow, self-centered, egocentric--maybe, to some degree. But vain? No more so than the average.
nah. you come off as all of the above. vain included.

[bung]

nah. you come off as all of the above. vain included.

I could swear I've never once made a post celebrating my own appearance.

[HelpMeSleep]

I could swear I've never once made a post celebrating my own appearance.
there's more to being vain than just that. look it up.

[bung]

there's more to being vain than just that. look it up.

If I'm vain, you're presumptuous. Maybe you should tell me in just exactly what way I'm vain. I'd really like to hear your analysis of my character.

[HelpMeSleep]

If I'm vain, you're presumptuous. Maybe you should tell me in just exactly what way I'm vain. I'd really like to hear your analysis of my character.
I take no issue with being called presumptuous. but just so you know, the "you're so vain" thing was from a song and is quite fitting in the instance of someone saying something as self-centered as you did in that first post I quoted.

[bung]

Yeah, a shitty Taking Back Sunday song, if I recall correctly.

Oh, the humanity! Someone not going out with someone because they are not attractive to them! Self-centered = human nature. Unless you were referring to the fact that I attribute my refusal to enter a relationship with her as a cause of her bearing a child a year later. In which case I think my stance is entirely logical.

[HelpMeSleep]

Yeah, a shitty Taking Back Sunday song, if I recall correctly.

Oh, the humanity! Someone not going out with someone because they are not attractive to them! Self-centered = human nature. Unless you were referring to the fact that I attribute my refusal to enter a relationship with her as a cause of her bearing a child a year later. In which case I think my stance is entirely logical.
lol no. "You're So Vain" is a song written and performed by Carly Simon released in December 1972. it's a bit of a classic.

I was referring to the latter. I'm pretty sure most girls don't go out and get knocked up because one guy rejects them. (especially if the guy happens to be a bit of a twat anyway)

[bung]

lol no. "You're So Vain" is a song written and performed by Carly Simon released in December 1972. it's a bit of a classic.

I was referring to the latter. I'm pretty sure most girls don't go out and become knocked up because one guy (especially if they're a bit of a twat anyway) rejects them.

Haha, my mistake for thinking it was TBS.

I'm not saying she got knocked up because I rejected her. I'm saying if I were in a relationship with her it's safe to say she wouldn't have gotten knocked up.

[HelpMeSleep]

Haha, my mistake for thinking it was TBS.

I'm not saying she got knocked up because I rejected her. I'm saying if I were in a relationship with her it's safe to say she wouldn't have gotten knocked up.
lol yes.

okay, fair enough. it definitely didn't sound like that was what you meant though.

[lolwut1337]

what town is that? now im all curious


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[phil19]

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toowoomba has australias highest rate of teen pregnancy? no shit haha
i suppose theres nothing to do there 'cept make babies :-p

[phil19]

hahaha pretty much. we've had like one good band come here, and that was the living end.

and i thought perth got a shit end of the stick when it comes to touring bands. but that sucks. they are good band though. alot of the bigger aussie bands are doing tours of regional australia now which i think is pretty good

[Fallinto_rhythm]

well as us great ones say, when you play you gotta pay. I can't stand people who are in "absolute shock" when they wind up pregnant and wonder how it happened. Guess what bitch, he didn't pull out fast enough, the condom broke, you missed a day of pill poping. I can't take it. If you're not mature enough to take care of the responsibilites that come with sex, then you shouldnt be having it.

[lolwut1337]

and i thought perth got a shit end of the stick when it comes to touring bands. but that sucks. they are good band though. alot of the bigger aussie bands are doing tours of regional australia now which i think is pretty good

yeah it's pretty good but the most we've really gotten is like...Silverchair, Powderfinger, The Living End and the Veronicas...

[phil19]

yeah it's pretty good but the most we've really gotten is like...Silverchair, Powderfinger, The Living End and the Veronicas...

all the staples of the aussie music industry. im surprised grinspoon wasnt on your list.

[lovely864md]

I know a girl who doesn't know who her kid's dad is because she sleeps around so much. Fucking stupid whore.

[lolwut1337]

all the staples of the aussie music industry. im surprised grinspoon wasnt on your list.

We didn't get them unfortunately.
Man I hate the veronicas though. catchy as hell, just completely retarded. their new song makes me want to destroy beautiful things.

also, woo, i got to a hundred psots.

[lovely864md]

haha this reminds me of this time I read a story this girl wrote into one of the popular teen magazines over here that was like "I had a threesome with two guys and they didn't use condoms and now I'm pregnant. Who's the dad!?!?!?!"

The girl that I speak of's crowning accomplishment in high school was giving two blowjobs at once.

[Smash Adams]

The girl that I speak of's crowning accomplishment in high school was giving two blowjobs at once.
you were doing that in 2nd grade, you're with like 9 dudes every minute

[phil19]

We didn't get them unfortunately.
Man I hate the veronicas though. catchy as hell, just completely retarded. their new song makes me want to destroy beautiful things.

also, woo, i got to a hundred psots.

thats unfortunate, becasue they usually play every festival around.
the veronicas! i might cop some crap for this, but i used to like. their first song, forever, i love it! so good. i got thier album and everything, but now i cant stand them. their new stuff is kind of shit. but there pretty good looking.

congrats! =)

[lolwut1337]

The girl that I speak of's crowning accomplishment in high school was giving two blowjobs at once.

How does that even work? She sounds like some of the girls at my school.

[lolwut1337]

thats unfortunate, becasue they usually play every festival around.
the veronicas! i might cop some crap for this, but i used to like. their first song, forever, i love it! so good. i got thier album and everything, but now i cant stand them. their new stuff is kind of shit. but there pretty good looking.

congrats! =)

I used to absolutely adore the veronicas, I got the live dvd and their first album and thought that it would be the be all and end all of my music knowlage, but then I heard "hook me up" and was like "ahhh they fucked it." And I will agree with you, the one with the tattoos and piercings is quite attractive.

haha yeah I've been trying to get that far for the past week.

[phil19]

I used to absolutely adore the veronicas, I got the live dvd and their first album and thought that it would be the be all and end all of my music knowlage, but then I heard "hook me up" and was like "ahhh they fucked it." And I will agree with you, the one with the tattoos and piercings is quite attractive.

haha yeah I've been trying to get that far for the past week.

yep thats it! that song killed them for me. and i think theyve got a new one out now which is even worse.
wasnt one of them going out with that dean geyer dude?

[lovely864md]

you were doing that in 2nd grade, you're with like 9 dudes every minute

But you're the only one I really want, snuggums

How does that even work? She sounds like some of the girls at my school.

Don't know, don't want to. I used to be friends with her when I was in 8th grade and she was a freshman.

[lolwut1337]

yep thats it! that song killed them for me. and i think theyve got a new one out now which is even worse.
wasnt one of them going out with that dean geyer dude?

yeah the new ones called "take me on the floor" and me and my friends changed it to "take me on the floor, ba da da da, da da da da da, I'm a dirty whore."
Yeah the short one was engaged to him but they split up for "business reasons"

[phil19]

yeah the new ones called "take me on the floor" and me and my friends changed it to "take me on the floor, ba da da da, da da da da da, I'm a dirty whore."
Yeah the short one was engaged to him but they split up for "business reasons"

hahaha i like that.
"business reasons" dont you love official statements =P
i personally cant stand that guy. i think its just cos im jealous cos he has model good looks and all the girls love him and stuff haha =P

[HelpMeSleep]

two blowjobs at once would have to be the worst thing ever.

[phil19]

hahaha yeah I hate it so much when people are vague about shit like that.
Yeah he's from my homeland so thats one reason I hate him. I personally think he's an ugly fuck but everyone else seems to love him.

yay! someone else hates him!!
are you south african?

[phil19]

dont you mean seth efrican accent? :-p

[lolwut1337]

dont you mean seth efrican accent? :-p

bahaha
well played sir.

[phil19]

thankyou

[Tyler Revolution]

The solution is pretty clear.
http://www.abort73.com/HTML/AbortionPictures/images/abortion-08-01.jpg

[mynameisX]

The solution is pretty clear.
http://www.abort73.com/HTML/AbortionPictures/images/abortion-08-01.jpg

Hey, thanks for that.

[Tyler Revolution]

Hey, thanks for that.

Hey, no problem.

[phil19]

Hey, no problem.

is that an actual featus?

[HelpMeSleep]

holy fuck. is that for real?

[Tyler Revolution]

is that an actual featus?

Fetus* otherwise known as: the solution.

[HelpMeSleep]

I thought it was an alien when I first saw it.

[phil19]

Fetus* otherwise known as: the solution.

thats gross

[showbiz]

Yeah, thats pretty bad...but got a feeling its some sort of sweet lol

[fadedmemories]

just push her down the stairs and then there will be baby mama drama no more.
This usually get's the job done, you can also try kicking her uterus

[Tyler Revolution]

Another option is stabbing her in the vagina with a broken beer bottle.

[4N6 science]

what the FUCK!!!

[Tyler Revolution]

what the FUCK!!!

It's dat whoop Whoooooop!