I just got my weiner pierced.

[The Boathouse]

I just got an 8 gauge prince albert piercing. For real.

I have to pee so bad, but I'm terrified of the inevitable pain. Funny, considering I just lived through ramming a needle through my manhood, you'd think I could take a little stinging.

[Sventhegreat]

You're a complete fucking idiot.

[.invisible ink.]

eh, just sit down and pee, that's pretty much your only option from now on unless you like dribbling like a fountain.

(i only know this because i dated someone with multiple piercings down there.)

[Smash Adams]

if you chop off your penis and eat it the pain will end and you'll be able to pee with no problem whatsoever

[ActionActionFan]

So stupid.

[The Boathouse]

if you chop off your penis and eat it the pain will end and you'll be able to pee with no problem whatsoever

Done! Problem solved.

In reality: No serious dribbling or noteable pain. I will stand to pee until the end of my days!

[firecrackaaa!]

Why did you get that piercing?

Just wondering.

[mattmatumbo]

i would say pics or it didnt happen, but im not that interested.

[morgz]

gross. not attractive

[samsara]

ouch...

[caress me down]

gross. not attractive
agreed.

[ActionActionFan]

How bad did it hurt to get done.

[WFUJerseyJon]

if you chop off your penis and eat it the pain will end and you'll be able to pee with no problem whatsoever

Awesome avatar. That part was hilarious last night.

[Jessooker]

that's not attractive.

[Ouch]

You're a complete fucking idiot.

This, pretty much

http://www.katnoodle.com/wp-content/Jesus-dumbass.jpg

[anamericangod]

OP's only wall comment is from Lil_Slut. Enough said.

[The Boathouse]

To answer the one "why" question a page or so back, though: For the same reason I have the other mods I do; because I feel it accentuates my body positively in my own opinion of my physical self. I'm really NOT concerned if a bunch of people on this forum find it unattractive, or somehow believe it is a measure of my apparently low intelligence. For a group of people who exist due to the fact that they weren't part of the "in-crowd" as kids, it's shocking how judgmental most people here are. We aren't a community of high school jocks, as far as I know, but the reaction to certain topics is always the same, in mass, and mildly entertaining.

anamericangod: I was fully unaware that young lass commented on my wall. I didn't even know I had a wall on ap. The more you know!

[ethosdinosaur]

anamericangod: I was fully unaware that young lass commented on my wall. I didn't even know I had a wall on ap. The more you know!

how were you completely unaware of your wall when you wrote on hers first?

[anamericangod]

how were you completely unaware of your wall when you wrote on hers first?

Oh shit, totally owned.

[The Boathouse]

*shrugs* I suppose I have forgotten about it since that point? Haha, damn, you guys are vicious about the smallest things. I take you were all watching the debate tonight and are now all fired up?

[Jessooker]

ahahaahahah.

[anamericangod]

Nah, we just like to criticize dudes who put metal through their cocks.

[The Boathouse]

Fair. You win!

[thesafeword]

I can't even begin to express how fake this is or how fucking stupid this is.

[Kassie09]

sweet.

[AP_Punk]

You should go get an MRI and see what happens.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Having a needle go through your dick would suck.

[Whimsikill]

That's how we do it in the Bronx!

[thesafeword]

sweet.
Wassup?

[Kassie09]

Wassup?
HI

[thesafeword]

How's it been going? This is the first time I've been on the same time as you in forever.

[billyboatkid]

Worst idea ever.

[thesafeword]

You can say that again.

[anamericangod]

ahahaahahah.

I see you and Dexter have started a lovely relationship.

You should go get an MRI and see what happens.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaaha. Oh God, that would be so horrendous.

[Ouch]

That's how we do it in the Bronx!

hahahaha

awesome.

[awakeohsleeper]

This, pretty much

http://www.katnoodle.com/wp-content/Jesus-dumbass.jpg
I like how your username is 'ouch'. Seems fitting for this thread.

[remedyeli]

I'm sitting here questioning myself on how I have come about in reading a thread like this.

[DannySniper]

OP...why? Why? WHY?

What possessed you to do this?

I hope that when you are an old man, you look down to your shriveled peanut, held together but two balls of metal, and cry.

Your actions disgrace all penises.

Also, was it awkward when the guy did it? Like, the whole process? Flopping your wang out in front of (presumably) another guy, him lining everything up, piercing it, you screaming in pain, then zipping back up and paying him for his services?

I couldn't do it even if I wanted to.

[Jessooker]

I see you and Dexter have started a lovely relationship.




oh yes we have. I'm almost finished with season 1. it's terribly addicting.

[FreddyKrueger]

if you chop off your penis and eat it the pain will end and you'll be able to pee with no problem whatsoever

Pam saying what up 212 was probably the worst moment in the history of the office.

[pilot_light_out]

this is a pretty good thread

[jagermeister]

Not sure if its been asked but...

Girls: Is this piercing a thumb up or a thumbs down with you all?

[Jessooker]

down.

[thespearkid]

siqq brag.

[Burning Star IV]

Lol, the ladder.

[.invisible ink.]

Not sure if its been asked but...

Girls: Is this piercing a thumb up or a thumbs down with you all?

As I had previously stated, having been with a guy who used his dick as a living pin cushion (2 frenums, 1 p.a.) I'm going to have to go with Down. Really. It doesn't make sex better, and the possibility of chipping your teeth while giving head is not sexy at all. Cocks are great all natural, um, make that all natural minus the pubes.

[A Love American]

Hahahaha

[Burning Star IV]

Lol, oh naturelle.

[just.Starla.]

yikes! um I'm guessing that hurt really bad. why did you get it in the first place?

[The Boathouse]

To answer "was it awkward?" No. He's a piercer, I was getting pierced. I don't find it awkward for my doctor to check my junk either, so whatever. Maybe I'm a weirdo.

Why: I wanted to, I like how it looks on my body. To those saying things about it getting shrivelly and gross when I'm old, it isn't necessarily going to stay there my whole life. I have no plans to remove it soon, but if I do choose to remove it, it'll close. Ta da! Genital piercings are pretty forgiving, there's a lot of blood flow and it's a very sterile environment (urine being sterile and all), so healing is really pretty simple.

And as I've said already, I'm not really concerned with if girls on this forum find it a thumbs up or down, or if guys here do either. It's for me, and my significant other doesn't care if it's there one way or the other. If she doesn't want it around when giving head, I'll just pop it out til we're done fooling around.

To the poster who asked how it is so far, it really isn't bad. I barely notice it. If I run down a flight of stairs and it knocks about, I do notice, but generally it's not something that's on my mind. It's there, and it's a titanium ring, so it's very light weight. It's not an inconvenience or requiring a lifestyle change.

Just about "that must have hurt really badly," it really WASN'T that bad. Obviously, it wasn't a walk in the park, but the tissue isn't tough there at all. It was more difficult mentally than physically, as there's the whole, "there's a needle in my weiner!" roadblock to get through in the brain. Overall, not really that hard to cope with at all. I'd say it's significantly easier than nipple piercings, and honestly, even easier than my two tragus piercings.

[thesafeword]

Congratulations for needing alcohol to be involved to ever get laid again.

[HelpMeSleep]

lol at this thread. I don't even know where to begin. I really hope I never date anyone with their dick pierced. that sounds possibly less appealing than anal.

[Ouch]

lol anal plus weiner pierce.

[HelpMeSleep]

lol anal plus weiner pierce.
haha. your username is rather fitting for this thread.

[Greg]

lol anal plus weiner pierce.
no that TSL song makes more sense....


"i'm gonna tear your ass up like we just got married"

we always thought he just meant rough fun sex. but no! he meant a pierced penis performing anal. wow TSL was dirty.

[HelpMeSleep]

no that TSL song makes more sense....


"i'm gonna tear your ass up like we just got married"

we always thought he just meant rough fun sex. but no! he meant a pierced penis performing anal. wow TSL was dirty.
hahah. that line and that post fit together so perfectly!

[Greg]

hahah. that line and that post fit together so perfectly!
haha they really do! lil Kenny must have been having some fun on tour.

[HelpMeSleep]

haha they really do! lil Kenny must have been having some fun on tour.
if that's the case, he's even more cool by AP's standards. half the guys in PL would bow down to him.

[Greg]

if that's the case, he's even more cool by AP's standards. half the guys in PL would bow down to him.
hahahahahaha it's so true. but i think every guy in PL would bow down. i mean the classic "anal" response has been done by like everyone

[DannySniper]

To answer "was it awkward?" No. He's a piercer, I was getting pierced. I don't find it awkward for my doctor to check my junk either, so whatever. Maybe I'm a weirdo.

Why: I wanted to, I like how it looks on my body. To those saying things about it getting shrivelly and gross when I'm old, it isn't necessarily going to stay there my whole life. I have no plans to remove it soon, but if I do choose to remove it, it'll close. Ta da! Genital piercings are pretty forgiving, there's a lot of blood flow and it's a very sterile environment (urine being sterile and all), so healing is really pretty simple.

And as I've said already, I'm not really concerned with if girls on this forum find it a thumbs up or down, or if guys here do either. It's for me, and my significant other doesn't care if it's there one way or the other. If she doesn't want it around when giving head, I'll just pop it out til we're done fooling around.

To the poster who asked how it is so far, it really isn't bad. I barely notice it. If I run down a flight of stairs and it knocks about, I do notice, but generally it's not something that's on my mind. It's there, and it's a titanium ring, so it's very light weight. It's not an inconvenience or requiring a lifestyle change.

Just about "that must have hurt really badly," it really WASN'T that bad. Obviously, it wasn't a walk in the park, but the tissue isn't tough there at all. It was more difficult mentally than physically, as there's the whole, "there's a needle in my weiner!" roadblock to get through in the brain. Overall, not really that hard to cope with at all. I'd say it's significantly easier than nipple piercings, and honestly, even easier than my two tragus piercings.

:-0

[anamericangod]

LOL @ genital piercings being a very sterile environment.

[Ouch]

haha. your username is rather fitting for this thread.
indeed

[jagermeister]

To answer "was it awkward?" No. He's a piercer, I was getting pierced. I don't find it awkward for my doctor to check my junk either, so whatever. Maybe I'm a weirdo.

Why: I wanted to, I like how it looks on my body. To those saying things about it getting shrivelly and gross when I'm old, it isn't necessarily going to stay there my whole life. I have no plans to remove it soon, but if I do choose to remove it, it'll close. Ta da! Genital piercings are pretty forgiving, there's a lot of blood flow and it's a very sterile environment (urine being sterile and all), so healing is really pretty simple.

And as I've said already, I'm not really concerned with if girls on this forum find it a thumbs up or down, or if guys here do either. It's for me, and my significant other doesn't care if it's there one way or the other. If she doesn't want it around when giving head, I'll just pop it out til we're done fooling around.

To the poster who asked how it is so far, it really isn't bad. I barely notice it. If I run down a flight of stairs and it knocks about, I do notice, but generally it's not something that's on my mind. It's there, and it's a titanium ring, so it's very light weight. It's not an inconvenience or requiring a lifestyle change.

Just about "that must have hurt really badly," it really WASN'T that bad. Obviously, it wasn't a walk in the park, but the tissue isn't tough there at all. It was more difficult mentally than physically, as there's the whole, "there's a needle in my weiner!" roadblock to get through in the brain. Overall, not really that hard to cope with at all. I'd say it's significantly easier than nipple piercings, and honestly, even easier than my two tragus piercings.

The only thing more disgusting and disturbing than actually piercing your dick is describing the act of taking the ring out with the sound effect "pop" in there.

Don't reproduce.

[iAMhollyood315]

eh, just sit down and pee, that's pretty much your only option from now on unless you like dribbling like a fountain.

(i only know this because i dated someone with multiple piercings down there.)

damn....is that shit rough on your gine?

[anamericangod]

Congratulations for needing alcohol to be involved to ever get laid again.

There are plenty of fat chicks that will crave his penetration.

[iAMhollyood315]

i was reading something about torture where men would be ordered to shove a glass rod down their urethra. and then it gets smashed and the glass breaks all over and your basically fucked and in agony.

[.invisible ink.]

[/b]

damn....is that shit rough on your gine?

not really, but i could live very easily for the rest of my life without fucking another pierced cock.

oh and, i'm really sure the OP is not going to pop it out every time he gets head, it's too much of a pain in the ass (no pun intended) to do that; unless of course he only gets head once a year, then I guess he'll be happily willing to prepare in advance for such a momentous occasion.

[lightcollapse]

To answer the one "why" question a page or so back, though: For the same reason I have the other mods I do; because I feel it accentuates my body positively in my own opinion of my physical self. I'm really NOT concerned if a bunch of people on this forum find it unattractive, or somehow believe it is a measure of my apparently low intelligence. For a group of people who exist due to the fact that they weren't part of the "in-crowd" as kids, it's shocking how judgmental most people here are. We aren't a community of high school jocks, as far as I know, but the reaction to certain topics is always the same, in mass, and mildly entertaining.

anamericangod: I was fully unaware that young lass commented on my wall. I didn't even know I had a wall on ap. The more you know!

This isn't a group of people who exist because the weren't part of the "in crowd" in high school, it's because we like to talk about music. Which has nothing to do with whether or not we were popular in high school.

[HelpMeSleep]

This isn't a group of people who exist because the weren't part of the "in crowd" in high school, it's because we like to talk about music. Which has nothing to do with whether or not we were popular in high school.
QFT. I didn't notice he said that until you quoted it, but that was just a stupid thing to say.

[jagermeister]

So I decided to take one for the team so solve this conundrum here on AP.

I'm kind of broke, so I couldn't really go to the local piercing and tattoo parlour. Instead, I went to my Grandma's house and got a sewing needle and rammed it into the tip of my penis. After I did this, I cleaned it up (3 beach towels worth of blood, ouch!) and put a nice ring in it.

After that I went to Toronto to hit up some good bars and pick up chicks with my even-better-than-before pleasure stick. I got turned down by 8 girls, 3 of which were blind.

I went home and decided the best idea was to just cut my dick off because I'm never going to use it again with this thing hanging off of it.

You should do this, too.

[Heart-A-Tact]

So I decided to take one for the team so solve this conundrum here on AP.

I'm kind of broke, so I couldn't really go to the local piercing and tattoo parlour. Instead, I went to my Grandma's house and got a sewing needle and rammed it into the tip of my penis. After I did this, I cleaned it up (3 beach towels worth of blood, ouch!) and put a nice ring in it.

After that I went to Toronto to hit up some good bars and pick up chicks with my even-better-than-before pleasure stick. I got turned down by 8 girls, 3 of which were blind.

I went home and decided the best idea was to just cut my dick off because I'm never going to use it again with this thing hanging off of it.

You should do this, too.

Ahahaha.

[TK]

Uhhhh

[lightupthesky]

i approve.

[patpratt]

You're a complete fucking idiot.

you're a mean human on these boards.

PS I'm not even stalking you. You're just always in the same threads that I am haha

[jagermeister]

i approve.

...says the girl with purple hair.

[HelpMeSleep]

...says the girl with purple hair.
I'd rather have her purple hair than her septum piercing.

[hero_dujour]

Owie.

[jagermeister]

I'd rather have her purple hair than her septum piercing.

I have a septum piercing :-(

[HelpMeSleep]

I have a septum piercing :-(
sorry. :-( it's just not my thing. I do have my nose pierced though.

[HelpMeSleep]

I used to think they were cooler then sliced bread but one day I was sitting with my brothers girlfriend and she went to blow her nose and you could see the piercing and it was just possibly the second most disgusting thing I have ever witnessed. First being a dead prostitute.

I like nose piercings but I could never get one.
wait, wait, back up. you've seen a dead prostitute?? story?

I never thought I would actually haha. but it's mostly because I have a mole or beauty mark or whatever on my nose and I thought it would look retarded to have both. it's on the other side though. but anyway, my neighbor offered to take me and my parents didn't object and I was surprised and then I thought "what the hell, why not", so I got it for my sweet sixteen. I've never had any weird sneezing related issues or anything that I can think of. although I haven't really worn it for the last year and a half. I've been meaning to put it back in but I can't do it myself haha.

it's really the only face piercing I like other than ears. anything else, I'd never do.

[HelpMeSleep]

it's a long and noble story of my internet travels.
I was talking to my /b/ tard friend who was sending me heaps and heaps of pictures of retarded stuff. Anyway, he sent one picture - the dead prostitute picture - and the first thing I thought it was was a deer so I asked "why would I want a picture of a dead deer?". He explained that it wasn't a deer and now I can't live it down. It's my jessica simpson moment.
ahhh haha. I have plenty of moments like that. and congrats, you motivated me to go to urban dictionary and find out not only what /b/ tard means, but /b/ as well, which I've been wondering haha. highfive! :-)

[kaycey]

my dick hurts just by reading the damn title X-)

[lolwut1337]

ahhh haha. I have plenty of moments like that. and congrats, you motivated me to go to urban dictionary and find out not only what /b/ tard means, but /b/ as well, which I've been wondering haha. highfive! :-)

bahaha oh sorry, I just assume people know what it means. But urban dictionary is quite sweet. And yes, cyber highfive!

[Ouch]

my dick hurts just by reading the damn title X-)


Ha that's what I thought reading that title too.

[HelpMeSleep]

bahaha oh sorry, I just assume people know what it means. But urban dictionary is quite sweet. And yes, cyber highfive!
haha. well, I'm glad I know now! it's been bugging me! urban dictionary is my favorite! I get the word of the day emailed to me every day! :-)

[Sventhegreat]

you're a mean human on these boards.

PS I'm not even stalking you. You're just always in the same threads that I am haha

False. I just didn't agree with his recent lifestyle choices! So I thought I would let it be known. Ha

[lolwut1337]

haha. well, I'm glad I know now! it's been bugging me! urban dictionary is my favorite! I get the word of the day emailed to me every day! :-)

hahahaha I was thinking of signing up for that but I wasn't sure if it'd be worth it or not.

[HelpMeSleep]

hahahaha I was thinking of signing up for that but I wasn't sure if it'd be worth it or not.
haha. I enjoy it! =]

[Paulb-182]

clearly has nothing better to do with his time

[lightupthesky]

...says the girl with purple hair.

my hair's not purple, silly. that picture was photoshopped. and even if it was, how does that discredit my opinion at all? a better point to bring up here is that i have my sternum and my septum pierced, but you just don't know me well enough to know these things, it seems.

[.invisible ink.]

my hair's not purple, silly. that picture was photoshopped. and even if it was, how does that discredit my opinion at all? a better point to bring up here is that i have my sternum and my septum pierced, but you just don't know me well enough to know these things, it seems.

how do you have your sternum pierced? Isn't that the breastbone? Pics please, that sounds really interesting and is a mod I have yet to witness.

[lightupthesky]

oh, it's not actually THROUGH the sternum, as you might have guessed. that's just what it's called, probably because "cleavage piercing" would lend itself a little better to girls than guys, haha.



http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/lochnesslindz/abcrystal.jpg

[showbiz]

Fail threadstarter is fail...

There isn't anything cool with having a hole in your cock...despite what some people may say

[DaveZeroZero]

tell me when it gets infected, kay?