I bought a pair of girl pants today.

[remedyeli]

I'm sick and tired of going into every store and seeing that the shortest length they have is either 32 or 30.

So at work tonight when closing up, a coworker suggested that I should try on some girl pants and see how they fit.

And I have to say no matter what everyone thinks of them, it's amazing.

It's like a hammock for your balls.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

hahaha I think you're a couple years too late buddy!

[DannySniper]

I actually lolled at this.

[HelpMeSleep]

I always wear girl pants. :shrug:

[remedyeli]

hahaha I think you're a couple years too late buddy!

I know
I never cared about the whole girl pants thing until tonight.

[argg_xo]

i love my girl pants!

[remedyeli]

I always wear girl pants. :shrug:

But I feel sorry that you don't have any balls. It makes your balls feel secure.

[thespearkid]

Welcome to the club.

Girl pants are fantastic.

[Smash Adams]

But I feel sorry that you don't have any balls. It makes your balls feel secure.

I've worn tight pants, men's mind you, and my balls did not feel good, they felt like they were getting a wedgie

[HelpMeSleep]

But I feel sorry that you don't have any balls. It makes your balls feel secure.
haha. I'm not sorry that I don't have balls.

[AP_Punk]

+100 scene points

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Did you know that truck drivers have the lowest sperm count out of any other men. So maybe wearing girl pants isn't the brightest crayon in the box to choose from.

[HelpMeSleep]

It's like a hammock for your balls.
this makes me think of in john tucker when he convinces the boys basketball team to start wearing thongs.

I've worn tight pants, men's mind you, and my balls did not feel good, they felt like they were getting a wedgie
this is how I would have imagined it would have felt for balls, though I hope to never know.

[remedyeli]

Did you know that truck drivers have the lowest sperm count out of any other men. So maybe wearing girl pants isn't the brightest crayon in the box to choose from.

How about just not being a truck driver.

I'm sure sitting in a truck eating fast food and soda everyday isn't the best idea either.
What's your source anyways?

[HelpMeSleep]

Did you know that truck drivers have the lowest sperm count out of any other men. So maybe wearing girl pants isn't the brightest crayon in the box to choose from.
do truck drivers wear tight pants?

[AP_Punk]

she speaks from experience.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

How about just not being a truck driver.

I'm sure sitting in a truck eating fast food and soda everyday isn't the best idea either.
What's your source anyways?

well the heat from their balls so high up to their body just kill a lot of sperm. I'm sure those tight pants aren't doing wonders for your swimmers.

do truck drivers wear tight pants?

Is the sky really blue?

[remedyeli]

well the heat from their balls so high up to their body just kill a lot of sperm. I'm sure those tight pants aren't doing wonders for your swimmers.

Is the sky really blue?


Well bottom line, if you're wearing a condom sperm count doesn't matter.

Actually the sky is black with white dots in it right now.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Well bottom line, if you're wearing a condom sperm count doesn't matter.

Actually the sky is black with white dots in it right now.


bottom line- if you're trying to have a baby sperm count does count.

I know, I was just giving a primitive answer to her ignorant question.

[HelpMeSleep]

Is the sky really blue?
I know, I was just giving a primitive answer to her ignorant question.
bitch much? I'm sorry I don't spend time with truck drivers noticing the tightness of their pants and I don't know any statistics about their balls or sperm counts.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

bitch much? I'm sorry I don't spend time with truck drivers noticing the tightness of their pants and I don't know any statistics about their balls or sperm counts.


I'm sorry, I don't remember mentioning anywhere that you did spend time with truck drivers. It's a random fact that I picked up paying attention in 12th grade health. Just like Dentists have the highest suicidal rate.

[HelpMeSleep]

I'm sorry, I don't remember mentioning anywhere that you did spend time with truck drivers. It's a random fact that I picked up paying attention in 12th grade health. Just like Dentists have the highest suicidal rate.
random facts from health class (which I had in 9th grade) totally equal common knowledge. :rolleyes:

[Until The Bombs]

Late pass.

[remedyeli]

I'm sorry, I don't remember mentioning anywhere that you did spend time with truck drivers. It's a random fact that I picked up paying attention in 12th grade health. Just like Dentists have the highest suicidal rate.

They do?
shittttt I never knew that.

[concernedparent]

I'm sick of these "I just wear girl pants because they fit and are comfortable, unlike guy jeans" homos. It's not true, they're uncomfortable. I had my little faggy girl pants phase back in sophomore year, I've tried every single pair, and they are absolutely not comfortable on your balls/dick. People who say they're more comfortable are lying.

[Smash Adams]

Just like Dentists have the highest suicidal rate.
is it because they're always looking down in the mouth? :csimiamizoom:

[Heart-A-Tact]

Fitted jeans are the way to go.

[hiddentrack]

What's the point? Designers have caught up to the "tight pants for guys" trend. If you like a death grip on your sack, there are plenty brands that make tighter jeans for guys. There is no need to buy girl pants.

To each their own, I suppose.

[remedyeli]

I'm sick of these "I just wear girl pants because they fit and are comfortable, unlike guy jeans" homos. It's not true, they're uncomfortable. I had my little faggy girl pants phase back in sophomore year, I've tried every single pair, and they are absolutely not comfortable on your balls/dick. People who say they're more comfortable are lying.

I'm not lying.

What's the point? Designers have caught up to the "tight pants for guys" trend. If you like a death grip on your sack, there are plenty brands that make tighter jeans for guys. There is no need to buy girl pants.

To each their own, I suppose.

Yeah but the thing is, I can either buy girl pants that fits just as well for $5 at the store I work at, or I can buy designer pants like that for a lot more.

[Giant Broccoli]

+100 scene points

lol

[Iwudstilldie4u]

I wear girl jeans more often than men's; they usually make your butt look nicer and show off your calf and thigh muscles. And I don't think any boy admits that girl pants are not uncomfortable; we all know they hurt your balls/dick. But beauty is pain, no?

(After a few days I do switch to my Levi's which, though still tight, give my balls a respite)

[hf57]

gayest thread ever.

[Neo Cassady]

lol girl pants. No thanks, my nuts like to breathe.

[hockeycoshow1]

Girl pants aren't long enough for me but I love my tight pants I wear a 30x34 so buying pants anywhere but online sucks for me.

[jagermeister]

Guys wearing girl pants is retarded. I have a male friend who seriously wears girls leggings as pants.

Girl pants today, cock in mouth tomorrow.

[thesafeword]

I wear girl jeans more often than men's; they usually make your butt look nicer and show off your calf and thigh muscles. And I don't think any boy admits that girl pants are not uncomfortable; we all know they hurt your balls/dick. But beauty is pain, no?

(After a few days I do switch to my Levi's which, though still tight, give my balls a respite)
Probably the gayest thing I've ever read.

Wow.

Just wow.

[jagermeister]

do truck drivers wear tight pants?

My dad is a trucker, and no... absolutely not ever in a hundred years would he or anyone he works with wear tight pants.

[jagermeister]

I wear girl jeans more often than men's; they usually make your butt look nicer and show off your calf and thigh muscles. And I don't think any boy admits that girl pants are not uncomfortable; we all know they hurt your balls/dick. But beauty is pain, no?

(After a few days I do switch to my Levi's which, though still tight, give my balls a respite)

I've never been made to feel awkward or genuinely bad for someone after reading a post on AP.

This post by you, however has changed that significantly.

Wow.

[thesafeword]

Girl pants are for; girls, gay guys, guys who genuinely like every band on Warped, guys who only want to ever get laid by fat and ugly scene chicks and/or never get laid.

[HelpMeSleep]

My dad is a trucker, and no... absolutely not ever in a hundred years would he or anyone he works with wear tight pants.
yeah, see. that's what I'm talking about! she makes it sound like truckers do and like it's some common knowledge fact and I'm an idiot for asking or something. I mean wtf.

I've never been made to feel awkward or genuinely bad for someone after reading a post on AP.

This post by you, however has changed that significantly.

Wow.
Probably the gayest thing I've ever read.

Wow.

Just wow.
hahaha. love your reactions! :-d

[Iwudstilldie4u]

Probably the gayest thing I've ever read.

Wow.

Just wow.
:gay:

I've never been made to feel awkward or genuinely bad for someone after reading a post on AP.

This post by you, however has changed that significantly.

Wow.
Glad to have the honor :bow:

[thesafeword]

Just looked at your avatar and I get it, girl pants wearers usally have shit for ears.

[remedyeli]

Just looked at your avatar and I get it, girl pants wearers usally have shit for ears.

I don't get it.

[HelpMeSleep]

I don't get it.
I think he's talking to the other guy. you know, mr. "pain is beauty".

[fadedmemories]

+100 scene points
Agreed
hahaha I think you're a couple years too late buddy!
Yup

[JJJ]

+100 scene points

this.



I'm too fat to wear girl pants, even if I wanted to.

[lolwut1337]

+100 scene points

zing!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

They do?
shittttt I never knew that.
well would you look at that! Now you doo!

is it because they're always looking down in the mouth? :csimiamizoom:
No, it's because you hardly can communicate with people while your hands are in their mouth so I guess going all day with almost no human interaction can really get to ya. I don't know how true this is though because I love my dentist and we always talk and hold people up when I'm in there.

Agreed

Yup
exactlyyy

[hiddentrack]

Yeah but the thing is, I can either buy girl pants that fits just as well for $5 at the store I work at, or I can buy designer pants like that for a lot more.

Oh okay. $5 pants are a good deal. :-)

[Smash Adams]

well would you look at that! Now you doo!


No, it's because you hardly can communicate with people while your hands are in their mouth so I guess going all day with almost no human interaction can really get to ya. I don't know how true this is though because I love my dentist and we always talk and hold people up when I'm in there.


exactlyyy

yeah mine is always talking to me and making sure I'm okay, now a librarian that's a solitary job that could lead to suicide

[Fallinto_rhythm]

yeah mine is always talking to me and making sure I'm okay, now a librarian that's a solitary job that could lead to suicide


Unless they live up the quota of being a 'sexy librarian'

[jules_x]

I actually lolled at this.

Ditto.

[atticus1492]

Maybe you should hit puberty and grow tall enough to wear an inseam size 30. Holy shit you are small.

[jagermeister]

Maybe you should hit puberty and grow tall enough to wear an inseam size 30. Holy shit you are small.

Reminds me of Danny DeVito.

[NickLopez]

I'm sorry, I don't remember mentioning anywhere that you did spend time with truck drivers. It's a random fact that I picked up paying attention in 12th grade health. Just like Dentists have the highest suicidal rate.
Dumbdumbdumb.

[ZoSo1886]

http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/boy/top.jpg
http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/boy/bottom.jpg

[remedyeli]

Maybe you should hit puberty and grow tall enough to wear an inseam size 30. Holy shit you are small.

Im 5'8.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Dumbdumbdumb.


I used to know a Nick Lopez. Poor guy, he moved to Philly and someone ran over his foot.

[thesafeword]

Im 5'8.
Short.

[DaveZeroZero]

banana hammock, you say?

http://scrubs.mopnt.com/fun/personality/TODD.gif

[jagermeister]

Im 5'8.

Thats what we call being below average height.

[nicgiovanni]

Guys wearing girl pants is retarded. I have a male friend who seriously wears girls leggings as pants.

Girl pants today, cock in mouth tomorrow.

leggings? SRSLY. that is gay. and i am a fucking homo.

haha.

i've worn girl jeans and i've worn hoodies, jackets, and shirts made for girls. clothes are clothes. it's also fun to fuck with gender norms too.

so, i'm all for girl pants today and that cock in my mouth tomorrow.


:-)

but really...you can buy tight jeans, maybe even tighter than girl jeans, that they make for men. tight pants aren't anything new nor are wearing girl clothes or taking looks normally worn/see in by women.

look at the 80's with hair metal. the 60's with "long hair". or even the fucking 70's with disco and glitter and glam rock.

[HelpMeSleep]

leggings? SRSLY. that is gay. and i am a fucking homo.

haha.

i've worn girl jeans and i've worn hoodies, jackets, and shirts made for girls. clothes are clothes. it's also fun to fuck with gender norms too.

so, i'm all for girl pants today and that cock in my mouth tomorrow.


:-)

but really...you can buy tight jeans, maybe even tighter than girl jeans, that they make for men. tight pants aren't anything new nor are wearing girl clothes or taking looks normally worn/see in by women.

look at the 80's with hair metal. the 60's with "long hair". or even the fucking 70's with disco and glitter and glam rock.
haha. I like your posts that I've seen in here.

[Heart-A-Tact]

leggings? SRSLY. that is gay. and i am a fucking homo.

haha.

i've worn girl jeans and i've worn hoodies, jackets, and shirts made for girls. clothes are clothes. it's also fun to fuck with gender norms too.

so, i'm all for girl pants today and that cock in my mouth tomorrow.


:-)

but really...you can buy tight jeans, maybe even tighter than girl jeans, that they make for men. tight pants aren't anything new nor are wearing girl clothes or taking looks normally worn/see in by women.

look at the 80's with hair metal. the 60's with "long hair". or even the fucking 70's with disco and glitter and glam rock.

I wear girl's hoodies, mainly because I can never find a guy's hoodie that fits me well.

[AmarnaReign]

:gay:

[remedyeli]

Thats what we call being below average height.

Short.

Not like I can help it.

[mattmatumbo]

i really liked wearing girl pants, they were super comfortable.

[kaycey]

i was going to say :gay: but now i can't .

[HelpMeSleep]

:gay:
gross avatar and user title. that's all.

[nicgiovanni]

haha. I like your posts that I've seen in here.

i'm such a bitch though.
and angry.

hahahahahahaha.

not really.

[HelpMeSleep]

i'm such a bitch though.
and angry.

hahahahahahaha.

not really.
haha. sometimes bitchiness is warranted. :-)

[Ouch]

But I feel sorry that you don't have any balls. It makes your balls feel secure.
loligager

[nicgiovanni]

:gay:


this kid is a winner. not only does he listen to the dumbest and also sexist music, but he's a fucking conservative from no where important.

SIT ON MY DICK AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH ******.

you look like you're really fat too. lose weight, chubby fuck.

[nicgiovanni]

* F A G G O T

this site does not let you swear. LAME.

[nicgiovanni]

OH MY GOD! THAT KID IS WEARING AN ATREYU SHIRT AND DRINKING A SMIRNOFF. LOLZZZZ!

man up, BITCH.

these are the types of kids that make me want to smash bottles in their faces. you know, the potential date raper types.

[swt_catastrophe]

this kid is a winner. not only does he listen to the dumbest and also sexist music, but he's a fucking conservative from no where important.

SIT ON MY DICK AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH ******.

you look like you're really fat too. lose weight, chubby fuck.
umm. wow. triple post. try the "edit" button.
also, if you comment on other's photos, at least make sure the lighting is okay in yours.

[HelpMeSleep]

this site does not let you swear. LAME.
it lets you swear. that word just isn't allowed.

[remedyeli]

this kid is a winner. not only does he listen to the dumbest and also sexist music, but he's a fucking conservative from no where important.

SIT ON MY DICK AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH ******.

you look like you're really fat too. lose weight, chubby fuck.

Wow
There are different types of assholes that I have seen in AP.net
You just happen to win the award for being the biggest asshole here.
I hope you quit posting.

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah, I kind of changed my mind on that one lol. he seemed like he started out okay. not so much a fan anymore.

[firecrackaaa!]

Fitted jeans are the way to go.

Just have to stand out, don't you? What a dick.











;-)

[nicgiovanni]

oh, and sidenote, i like people of size/big people, etc. but if you're going to call me an asshole, expect it back. but in IRL(LOL), i'm not ok with "fat" oppression. being a size 10, doesn't make you a large person. people only make you feel large. so like, don't go kill yourself or cry over things i say. this is a website. not reality.

[Roboman]

Major lol to girl jeans. A couple weeks ago I got the tightest (men's) jeans I've ever worn, and even then I was worried about where my junk would go and if it would be noticeable. I'm just going to go ahead and assume you don't have a dick and balls if you like girls jeans so damn much.

[fadedmemories]

THIS:
Wow
There are different types of assholes that I have seen in AP.net
You just happen to win the award for being the biggest asshole here.
I hope you quit posting.

[remedyeli]

you are also fat. and another lame scenester kid. sweet shirt bro, srsly. you and every other fucking lame kid who listens to BRUTAL FUCKING BREAKDOWNS has the same one. congratulations on looking like a piece of shit.

Is that the best you can do? Seriously, GTFO.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Just have to stand out, don't you? What a dick.











;-)

Hush, you!

[nicgiovanni]

Is that the best you can do? Seriously, GTFO.

STFU and cut yr hair already. it's looks stupid, fattie.

[HelpMeSleep]

rude. he's not even fat. and Four Year Strong's a good band.

and why even pick on people for shit like that anyway?

[nicgiovanni]

rude. he's not even fat. and Four Year Strong's a good band.

and why even pick on people for shit like that anyway?


he wanted to try and call me an asshole. so, of course, i'm going to be mean right back. i didn't saying anything to him before. he started it.

therefore, i'm going to make fun of his (lack of) music. he's looks like every other scenester fuck who listens to the same stereotypical shit. i bet he goes to shows and brings the fucking mosh. didn't anyone explain that metalcore is over?

ugh. gross.

i don't even know who four year strong is. is that like a pop punk hardcore band? 'cause you know that hasn't been done before...

boring. sorry.

[HelpMeSleep]

he wanted to try and call me an asshole. so, of course, i'm going to be mean right back. i didn't saying anything to him before. he started it.

therefore, i'm going to make fun of his (lack of) music. he's looks like every other scenester fuck who listens to the same stereotypical shit. i bet he goes to shows and brings the fucking mosh. didn't anyone explain that metalcore is over?

ugh. gross.

i don't even know who four year strong is. is that like a pop punk hardcore band? 'cause you know that hasn't been done before...

boring. sorry.
you did start it. maybe you didn't say anything to him but you were (and are) being an asshole. it was pretty well deserved. he was just defending someone and calling you out on what you were doing. I'm doing the same thing. why are you apologizing to me rather than insulting how I look and my taste in music? I'm sure you'd think it's complete shit.

listen to yourself when you speak. you come across absolutely horrible. the way you make fun of his style and make assumptions about his taste in music, you sound completely intolerant. you're not acting any better than a homophobe or a racist or an ignorant conservative.

as for the music, there isn't much that hasn't already been done in 2008. could you sound more elitist? get over it. why would you even hate on a band you've never seen or heard before? like I said before, that's ignorant.

[nicgiovanni]

you did start it. maybe you didn't say anything to him but you were (and are) being an asshole. it was pretty well deserved. he was just defending someone and calling you out on what you were doing. I'm doing the same thing. why are you apologizing to me rather than insulting how I look and my taste in music? I'm sure you'd think it's complete shit.

listen to yourself when you speak. you come across absolutely horrible. the way you make fun of his style and make assumptions about his taste in music, you sound completely intolerant. you're not acting any better than a homophobe or a racist or an ignorant conservative.

as for the music, there isn't much that hasn't already been done in 2008. could you sound more elitist? get over it. why would you even hate on a band you've never seen or heard before? like I said before, that's ignorant.

wait. he's defending that kid who had a smiley face with a limp wrist. yah, that fucking kid. the kid with the anti-obama avatar, as i said before. that kid is basically impying homosexuality or basically you are a "f a g" and if you wear girl pants, you're not a real man. that's what i got out of that. esp. seeing that he is a conservative and listens to a lot of sexist music. so he maybe calling me out for being rude, but i think i had every right to be rude.....and then the other kid called me the biggest asshole of ap or whatever, so of course, im going to say something right back. i honestly don't care what he listens to, it is complete shit, but whatever. as far as what you listen to, it's whatever. i don't like that music at all because i think it's all pretty much trash, but that's me. and you're right, it is 2008, so why not try to come up with something new? i've heard way more innovative bands than what that kid listens to. and believe me, i used to love hardcore and metalcore, but then you get to a point where it's like, "ok, something new please?". maybe it's not like that for everyone, but is surely is for me. i guess punk and indie rock is where it's always been for me. if i'm ignorant, so be it. the fact is, none of you know me either, and for you to call me ignorant or an asshole, makes you intolerant. i'm sorry if i can't stand some homophobic or heterosexist bullshit....god knows i shouldn't have the right to defend the culture, community, etc that i am apart of.

[nicgiovanni]

:gay:
this is the comment i'm talking about.

is this not suppose to be a limp wrist?

you tell me. because if it isn't, then i will surely apologize and take back what i said before. but look at his profile. and tell me that's not what he implying with his conservative bullshit.

[HelpMeSleep]

wait. he's defending that kid who had a smiley face with a limp wrist. yah, that fucking kid. the kid with the anti-obama avatar, as i said before. that kid is basically impying homosexuality or basically you are a "f a g" and if you wear girl pants, you're not a real man. that's what i got out of that. esp. seeing that he is a conservative and listens to a lot of sexist music. so he maybe calling me out for being rude, but i think i had every right to be rude.....and then the other kid called me the biggest asshole of ap or whatever, so of course, im going to say something right back. i honestly don't care what he listens to, it is complete shit, but whatever. as far as what you listen to, it's whatever. i don't like that music at all because i think it's all pretty much trash, but that's me. and you're right, it is 2008, so why not try to come up with something new? i've heard way more innovative bands than what that kid listens to. and believe me, i used to love hardcore and metalcore, but then you get to a point where it's like, "ok, something new please?". maybe it's not like that for everyone, but is surely is for me. i guess punk and indie rock is where it's always been for me. if i'm ignorant, so be it. the fact is, none of you know me either, and for you to call me ignorant or an asshole, makes you intolerant. i'm sorry if i can't stand some homophobic or heterosexist bullshit....god knows i shouldn't have the right to defend the culture, community, etc that i am apart of.
you don't make arguments though. like against Sarah Palin in the other thread, it doesn't help the case against her to make those types of asshole comments. call someone homophobic insults doesn't help the case against homophobia. sure, you have a right to say what you want if you disagree with someone, but you go about it the completely wrong way. no one is going to respect what you say or think you're right. and if other people's music taste isn't what you like, that's fine. but why do you have to shit all over it?? when someone makes ignorant comments, it's not unfounded to call them ignorant. I'm not ignorant.

[nicgiovanni]

I always wear skinny jeans but not girls, you must have a tiny penis if you don't find them uncomfortable.

hahaha. it's true. girl jeans are nut huggers. they're not comfortable. that's why i said, they make skinny jeans/tight jeans for guys that are comfortable for yr dick.

[nicgiovanni]

you don't make arguments though. like against Sarah Palin in the other thread, it doesn't help the case against her to make those types of asshole comments. call someone homophobic insults doesn't help the case against homophobia. sure, you have a right to say what you want if you disagree with someone, but you go about it the completely wrong way. no one is going to respect what you say or think you're right. and if other people's music taste isn't what you like, that's fine. but why do you have to shit all over it?? when someone makes ignorant comments, it's not unfounded to call them ignorant. I'm not ignorant.


i clearly stated i was being sarcastic when it came to the comments about sarah palin. do i really think she's a bad candidate because her daughter had a child out of wed lock? absolutely not. but this is a message board/forum. it's fun to say ridiculous things. as far as respect goes, i don't really care that a bunch of people that i don't know at all, respect me or not. AP is not my life. but it's fun to post here and to talk to other people SOMETIMES about our same interests. however, rarely do i find anyone who is interested in such things as gender feminism, queer theory, radical politics, punk ideals, etc. in fact, when i have put my views out their in a "nice" way, they've been shot down because not too many people take radical politics seriously anyway. or care. as far as shitting on people's tastes in music, well, i'm sorry, but i have very strong views on good or bad music. maybe that makes me an elitist, but i'm not telling everyone to go buy a bikini kill or beat happening record. i'm just saying their music sucks. shit, if you think my music tastes suck, that's fine. say it. i don't care. i'm not going to get offended by it. period.

[HelpMeSleep]

:rolleyes: :yawn:
school time. I'm done.

[SomedayTheFire]

yeah, I kind of changed my mind on that one lol. he seemed like he started out okay. not so much a fan anymore.

nicgiovanni's first post on the site was EPIC. (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=242530&page=36)

[HelpMeSleep]

nicgiovanni's first post on the site was EPIC. (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=242530&page=36)
wow. I didn't see that. ew. lololol @ jason's post right under it. man, I love him.

[SomedayTheFire]

wow. I didn't see that. ew. lololol @ jason's post right under it. man, I love him.

oh it was hilarious, that made it all the more fun.

[remedyeli]

If I was being a asshole, don't you think it would be better to call me out for those reasons other than who I am?

I never said anything about you, I was just saying that you are being a asshole because you are.

The way that your trying to 'settle' things is so childish.

Wow I can't believe you dragged me into this stupid internet arguement. Im done because I have better things to do.

[nicgiovanni]

wow. I didn't see that. ew. lololol @ jason's post right under it. man, I love him.

can you please explain the "ew" comment?

oh it was hilarious, that made it all the more fun.

i'm glad that you find other people's struggle hilarious.

[nicgiovanni]

If I was being a asshole, don't you think it would be better to call me out for those reasons other than who I am?

I never said anything about you, I was just saying that you are being a asshole because you are.

The way that your trying to 'settle' things is so childish.

Wow I can't believe you dragged me into this stupid internet arguement. Im done because I have better things to do.

you never explained you think i was being an asshole, for one. and another, don't try to patronize me by saying i'm childish, when you can't even spell "you're" correctly.

i'm so over this website. too many fucking heterosexuals that think they've got it all right. i know i may not be right all the time and i know have flaws and i'm constantly changing, but fuck. i keep having to defend myself and it's bullshit.

[SomedayTheFire]

can you please explain the "ew" comment?



i'm glad that you find other people's struggle hilarious.

I have sympathy for people who struggle, I don't however have it for people who bring it on themselves.

You are bringing the hate onto yourself, you are as bad as Jeffree Star lumping everyone into the 'homophobic, everyone is against me group.' Get over it and get over yourself.

[nicgiovanni]

I have sympathy for people who struggle, I don't however have it for people who bring it on themselves

oh and how do i bring it on myself? or any other queer for that matter. please explain.

[mattybobviously]

You'll never be able to shoot a 12-roper

[Loch_Doun]

Lies.
American Eagle has amazing denim in lengths of 26 and 28.
And I throw them in hot water and high heat to shrink them a bit. Perfection.
There is NO excuses for wearing girl's pants. Sorry, but nice try.

[nicgiovanni]

Lies.
American Eagle has amazing denim in lengths of 26 and 28.
And I throw them in hot water and high heat to shrink them a bit. Perfection.
There is NO excuses for wearing girl's pants. Sorry, but nice try.

nobody needs an excuse to wear girl pants. people do what they want. and if some dude wants to wear girl jeans or girl clothes, whatever. that's their choice and more power to them. who cares anyway? it's CLOTHES. fashion. not really that important.

[SomedayTheFire]

oh and how do i bring it on myself? or any other queer for that matter. please explain.

ALL i have heard from you is how every heterosexual is against you. It's easy to go about your life and not be attacked. You said in the marriage thread how homosexuals act straight to "fit in" (excuse me if i am wrong) but that is wholly ignorant i act straight and it's not to fit in it's just the way i am, and you jump around once anyone says something bad about a "queer" as you call it as if they are trying attack you personally.

[remedyeli]

Lies.
American Eagle has amazing denim in lengths of 26 and 28.
And I throw them in hot water and high heat to shrink them a bit. Perfection.
There is NO excuses for wearing girl's pants. Sorry, but nice try.

I'm not really a fan of over priced stores at the mall.
I usually get my clothes from outlet stores or whenever I see them for under $15. I just think it's stupid to spend more than $20 on a pair of pants or shirt unless it's fancy.

you never explained you think i was being an asshole, for one. and another, don't try to patronize me by saying i'm childish, when you can't even spell "you're" correctly.

i'm so over this website. too many fucking heterosexuals that think they've got it all right. i know i may not be right all the time and i know have flaws and i'm constantly changing, but fuck. i keep having to defend myself and it's bullshit.

I typed that post on my phone when my internet was out. Never expect for me to type with 100% correct grammar and spelling when I'm typing with my thumbs.

As for everything else. I don't care to argue, you're still just a asshole in my book by the way you talk to everyone.

[nicgiovanni]

ALL i have heard from you is how every heterosexual is against you. It's easy to go about your life and not be attacked. You said in the marriage thread how homosexuals act straight to "fit in" (excuse me if i am wrong) but that is wholly ignorant i act straight and it's not to fit in it's just the way i am, and you jump around once anyone says something bad about a "queer" as you call it as if they are trying attack you personally.

ok. i really wish you would read more of what i say because you like so many other people constantly misquote me. i said there are cases of LGTQ people acting by social norms defintion, "straight". i wasn't being ignorant, i was stating fact. and what i'm saying about "acting straight", is that whole idea if fucking stupid. how do you act straight? please explain that to me. by not acting "gay" or "femme"? that's heterosexism, RIGHT THERE. there is no such thing as "straight acting", as far as i'm concerned. that's just a silly little idea people put in your head to make you conform. once again, i will state, if you don't know anything about gender, queer theory, etc, i suggest you look into it because it is apart of culture, community, etc that you come from. and you if you don't want to be apart of that community, fine, that's up to you. but then don't go around acting like you know what you are talking about when you don't. i'm so fucking tired of being misquoted and being told that i'm wrong all the time when people aren't even reading what i'm saying. and you are fucking GAY. it's a completely different thing from being queer esp. being a radical queer or a genderqueer. i don't think every heterosexual is against me at all either. i think there is a lot of heterosexism and stupid fucking gender standards that people try to make others conform to on this site. there isn't just one side to the gay issue/community. stop putting words into my mouth and stop misquoting me. read what i have to say.

[SomedayTheFire]

ok. i really wish you would read more of what i say because you like so many other people constantly misquote me. i said there are cases of LGTQ people acting by social norms defintion, "straight". i wasn't being ignorant, i was stating fact. and what i'm saying about "acting straight", is that whole idea if fucking stupid. how do you act straight? please explain that to me. by not acting "gay" or "femme"? that's heterosexism, RIGHT THERE. there is no such thing as "straight acting", as far as i'm concerned. that's just a silly little idea people put in your head to make you conform. once again, i will state, if you don't know anything about gender, queer theory, etc, i suggest you look into it because it is apart of culture, community, etc that you come from. and you if you don't want to be apart of that community, fine, that's up to you. but then don't go around acting like you know what you are talking about when you don't. i'm so fucking tired of being misquoted and being told that i'm wrong all the time when people aren't even reading what i'm saying. and you are fucking GAY. it's a completely different thing from being queer esp. being a radical queer or a genderqueer. i don't think every heterosexual is against me at all either. i think there is a lot of heterosexism and stupid fucking gender standards that people try to make others conform to on this site. there isn't just one side to the gay issue/community. stop putting words into my mouth and stop misquoting me. read what i have to say.

Maybe this is why people call you an asshole? I explicitly said excuse me if I'm wrong, which I was but you still went on a huge rant about the "queer" community when you could've just said "you have misquoted me, read the rest of my posts." If straight people don't act straight "queer" people don't act queer, how can "queer" people be something if "straight" people can't. Please explain I'm curious.

I'm not really a fan of over priced stores at the mall.
I usually get my clothes from outlet stores or whenever I see them for under $15. I just think it's stupid to spend more than $20 on a pair of pants or shirt unless it's fancy.
I actually bought a pair of jeans in AE for $20 when I was in America in June. :-d

[remedyeli]

I actually bought a pair of jeans in AE for $20 when I was in America in June. :-d

haha good deal for getting it at a mall, must have been some kind of sale.

[SomedayTheFire]

haha good deal for getting it at a mall, must have been some kind of sale.

oh definitely they were like bargain rack too :-d but the most comfortable jeans i own, I live in them haha

[firecrackaaa!]

Hush, you!

Don't tell me to hush! You asshole.

[nicgiovanni]

Maybe this is why people call you an asshole? I explicitly said excuse me if I'm wrong, which I was but you still went on a huge rant about the "queer" community when you could've just said "you have misquoted me, read the rest of my posts." If straight people don't act straight "queer" people don't act queer, how can "queer" people be something if "straight" people can't. Please explain I'm curious.


because being queer isn't about acting a certain way. as i stated, you need to look more into the culture and community who are apart of. being queer means something different to a lot of different people just as being gay, lesbian, and transgendered does as well. being queer is an identity, unlike being heterosexual, as heterosexuals do not face many if any problems like that of a queer, lesbian, gay, or transgendered folk. as a radical queer/genderqueer, i believe that sexuality, sexual roles, and gender roles are a lot more gray area and complicated than led to believe. it is not as simple as people would like to believe like checking the male or female box or checking the gay or straight box. i believe it is necessary to reject the gender and sexuality roles given to us because these standards are unjust and quite oppressive. like with gay marriage...i believe marriage to be not only an oppressive social institution, but an institution based solely on power, privilege, and status. an amendment to allow gay marriage, would yes, give you some rights as that of a heterosexual couple, but you are still the minority no matter what. and not everyone in the GLTQ community is included. it goes a lot deeper than that. i'm not saying there shouldn't be gay marriage, fuck allow them to. but my personal beliefs...i would end marriage altogether. atleast the idea. but something a of a civil union, yes, maybe. i don't know. i'm still iffy on the topic. but as you can tell, i could go on forever. i'm not saying anyone here is wrong really...as we all have our own opinions, but i am saying my opinion and i do feel strongly about it. if i come off as an asshole, well, i come off as an asshole. no matter what people are going to talk shit on this site, myself included, just to talk shit. period. my suggestion for you, is to look into queer studies. gender studies. etc. because it's not just about being radical and it's not just about feminism. it goes much deeper. sorry for the long post...

[Heart-A-Tact]

Don't tell me to hush! You asshole.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

[SomedayTheFire]

because being queer isn't about acting a certain way. as i stated, you need to look more into the culture and community who are apart of. being queer means something different to a lot of different people just as being gay, lesbian, and transgendered does as well. being queer is an identity, unlike being heterosexual, as heterosexuals do not face many if any problems like that of a queer, lesbian, gay, or transgendered folk. as a radical queer/genderqueer, i believe that sexuality, sexual roles, and gender roles are a lot more gray area and complicated than led to believe. it is not as simple as people would like to believe like checking the male or female box or checking the gay or straight box. i believe it is necessary to reject the gender and sexuality roles given to us because these standards are unjust and quite oppressive. like with gay marriage...i believe marriage to be not only an oppressive social institution, but an institution based solely on power, privilege, and status. an amendment to allow gay marriage, would yes, give you some rights as that of a heterosexual couple, but you are still the minority no matter what. and not everyone in the GLTQ community is included. it goes a lot deeper than that. i'm not saying there shouldn't be gay marriage, fuck allow them to. but my personal beliefs...i would end marriage altogether. atleast the idea. but something a of a civil union, yes, maybe. i don't know. i'm still iffy on the topic. but as you can tell, i could go on forever. i'm not saying anyone here is wrong really...as we all have our own opinions, but i am saying my opinion and i do feel strongly about it. if i come off as an asshole, well, i come off as an asshole. no matter what people are going to talk shit on this site, myself included, just to talk shit. period. my suggestion for you, is to look into queer studies. gender studies. etc. because it's not just about being radical and it's not just about feminism. it goes much deeper. sorry for the long post...

fair enough. you have your opinions I have mine.

[firecrackaaa!]

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

I don't fucking care what you think!

[HelpMeSleep]

can you please explain the "ew" comment?
you're anti-gay marriage.

[Heart-A-Tact]

I don't fucking care what you think!

GUD JAJAJA

[firecrackaaa!]

GUD JAJAJA

hahaha!
I love you, Michael dearest.

[nicgiovanni]

you're anti-gay marriage.

i'm not going to go on a rant about this at all, but no. i'm not anti-gay marriage. you didn't read anything i said and again, i'm misquoted. i am anti-marriage, altogether. radical concept. yes. but i am not anti-gay marriage. i feel that marriage is based solely on power, privilege, and status. it promotes sexism, classism, and racism. and gay marriage does not guarantee the same rights as heterosexuals nor the same rights among the GLTQ communities. however, at this point, abolishing marriage altogether is not where we are. it would be years, if not a very long time, for that concept to take affect. my politics, as i have stated many times, tend to be sometimes quite different from those of say something who identifies as a gay man. i do not identify as gay. i identify as queer. completely different. i feel like i'm saying the same things over and over again and no one is reading it fully. no wonder i rant and get frustrated so quickly. as i said before though too, i know everyone has different opinions and that's fine. i believe in something very strongly that isn't a very popular opinion among most people, even liberals. i don't even identify as liberal really...that's a whole 'nother thing though. but i am not anti-gay marriage. i am anti-marriage period. but maybe pro-civil union. i'm not sure. i'm still learning about it all.

[DaveZeroZero]

tl;dr

[HelpMeSleep]

tl;dr
neither did I and it was to me.

[wroteurname]

I'm sure sititng with my laptop on my penis for hours on end doesn't help my sperm count.

[colorlesscliche]

All I wear are girl pants. I have two pairs that are super super tight that I don't wear as much, but the rest of mine fit so well, I love 'em.

[CstSnow]

i'm not going to go on a rant about this at all, but no. i'm not anti-gay marriage. you didn't read anything i said and again, i'm misquoted. i am anti-marriage, altogether. radical concept. yes. but i am not anti-gay marriage. i feel that marriage is based solely on power, privilege, and status. it promotes sexism, classism, and racism. and gay marriage does not guarantee the same rights as heterosexuals nor the same rights among the GLTQ communities. however, at this point, abolishing marriage altogether is not where we are. it would be years, if not a very long time, for that concept to take affect. my politics, as i have stated many times, tend to be sometimes quite different from those of say something who identifies as a gay man. i do not identify as gay. i identify as queer. completely different. i feel like i'm saying the same things over and over again and no one is reading it fully. no wonder i rant and get frustrated so quickly. as i said before though too, i know everyone has different opinions and that's fine. i believe in something very strongly that isn't a very popular opinion among most people, even liberals. i don't even identify as liberal really...that's a whole 'nother thing though. but i am not anti-gay marriage. i am anti-marriage period. but maybe pro-civil union. i'm not sure. i'm still learning about it all.

1) The enter key is your friend, don't be afraid to use it. Then someone may actually get further than 4 sentences into your idiotic posts.

2) Your gay we get it, does every post have to be about you being gay? Its not like I preface every opinion and post of mine with hey im white and thats why I have this opinion.

3) Just leave already, you have been here all of what 175 or so posts and EVERYBODY who has came across you thinks you are a complete idiot, frankly I'm impressed.

[HelpMeSleep]

1) The enter key is your friend, don't be afraid to use it. Then someone may actually get further than 4 sentences into your idiotic posts.

2) Your gay we get it, does every post have to be about you being gay? Its not like I preface every opinion and post of mine with hey im white and thats why I have this opinion.

3) Just leave already, you have been here all of what 175 or so posts and EVERYBODY who has came across you thinks you are a complete idiot, frankly I'm impressed.
I think I've argued with you on here before, but reading this I have to say highfive!

[nicgiovanni]

1) The enter key is your friend, don't be afraid to use it. Then someone may actually get further than 4 sentences into your idiotic posts.

2) Your gay we get it, does every post have to be about you being gay? Its not like I preface every opinion and post of mine with hey im white and thats why I have this opinion.

3) Just leave already, you have been here all of what 175 or so posts and EVERYBODY who has came across you thinks you are a complete idiot, frankly I'm impressed.

Maybe if you were following the conversation at all, you would understand why I keep mentioning sexuality. And for the record, I am not gay. I'm sorry that you're too ignorant to understand certain concepts such as being QUEER. Probably because you have no understanding of that community/lifestyle at all.

And of course none of your posts are about you being A) white B) heterosexual C) a male because these are all things that have given you privilege and power more than say a person of color, a woman, or even a lower class QUEER like myself. This is exactly what I'm talking about. HETEROCENTRIC/HETEROSEXIST point of views.

And I'm not going to leave. I have every right to express my opinions, thoughts, and words as you on this message board. Wow, so people really don't like me here. God knows, I just want to be accpeted so badly by everyone. It's fine if you don't agree with me on anything, but I am not an idiot. Just because what I'm saying is not something you agree with, doesn't mean I'm stupid. Grow up.

[CstSnow]

I think I've argued with you on here before, but reading this I have to say highfive!

Haha we have, and it just shows how some peoples stupidity bring others together , so online high five! haha

[remedyeli]

Maybe if you were following the conversation at all, you would understand why I keep mentioning sexuality. And for the record, I am not gay. I'm sorry that you're too ignorant to understand certain concepts such as being QUEER. Probably because you have no understanding of that community/lifestyle at all.

And of course none of your posts are about you being A) white B) heterosexual C) a male because these are all things that have given you privilege and power more than say a person of color, a woman, or even a lower class QUEER like myself. This is exactly what I'm talking about. HETEROCENTRIC/HETEROSEXIST point of views.

And I'm not going to leave. I have every right to express my opinions, thoughts, and words as you on this message board. Wow, so people really don't like me here. God knows, I just want to be accpeted so badly by everyone. It's fine if you don't agree with me on anything, but I am not an idiot. Just because what I'm saying is not something you agree with, doesn't mean I'm stupid. Grow up.

The less you post, the more we like you.
The less you post, the more you will be accepted.

You spelled accepted wrong by the way.

[nicgiovanni]

The less you post, the more we like you.
The less you post, the more you will be accepted.

You spelled accepted wrong by the way.

Thanks. I'm glad you caught that.

And while it sounds great to be accepted by a bunch of people that I really don't know aside from a message board, I would rather run against the in crowd. Thanks anyway.

[CstSnow]

this kid is a winner. not only does he listen to the dumbest and also sexist music, but he's a fucking conservative from no where important.

SIT ON MY DICK AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH ******.

you look like you're really fat too. lose weight, chubby fuck.


This is one of the insightful posts that you have brought to this conversation and you tell me to grow up? Come on man.

[nicgiovanni]

Oh and I love that no one catches my sarcasm.

[HelpMeSleep]

Haha we have, and it just shows how some peoples stupidity bring others together , so online high five! haha
:highfive:

also, you were probably right about what we argued about before haha.

Oh and I love that no one catches my sarcasm.
perhaps because it isn't funny sarcasm. no lolz, no care.

[remedyeli]

There's a huge difference in sarcasm and immaturity.
I don't think you have learned that yet.

[CstSnow]

:highfive:

also, you were probably right about what we argued about before haha.


perhaps because it isn't funny sarcasm. no lolz, no care.

Truth.

[HelpMeSleep]

There's a huge difference in sarcasm and immaturity.
I don't think you have learned that yet.
true dat.

[nicgiovanni]

This is one of the insightful posts that you have brought to this conversation and you tell me to grow up? Come on man.

It was a joke, obviously. I'm sorry some people are too uptight on this site to not catch that. I was responding to his little smiley face with the limpwrist, which I thought was pretty fucking offensive. This is how I felt(not that you or anyone cared): He was implying that people who were girl jeans are "femme" or even "gay".

So, I made a comment, in a half joking manner, about him. Was it mature? Not at all. But I thought it was funny. Do I care that anyone else thought it was rude? Not really because obviously no one cares that he was making a rude suggestion about people who wear girl jeans. Is it petty to care what he said? Maybe to you it is, but for me, someone who has spent a big portion of his time to make people understand the stupidity of gender roles and such, it means a lot.

I'm not sorry for expressing my opinions. Maybe I went about it poorly and for that I apologize. I now know to make sure people know I'm joking and being sarcastic, as well as, not say certain things.

[remedyeli]

It was a joke, obviously. I'm sorry some people are too uptight on this site to not catch that. I was responding to his little smiley face with the limpwrist, which I thought was pretty fucking offensive. This is how I felt(not that you or anyone cared): He was implying that people who were girl jeans are "femme" or even "gay".

So, I made a comment, in a half joking manner, about him. Was it mature? Not at all. But I thought it was funny. Do I care that anyone else thought it was rude? Not really because obviously no one cares that he was making a rude suggestion about people who wear girl jeans. Is it petty to care what he said? Maybe to you it is, but for me, someone who has spent a big portion of his time to make people understand the stupidity of gender roles and such, it means a lot.

I'm not sorry for expressing my opinions. Maybe I went about it poorly and for that I apologize. I now know to make sure people know I'm joking and being sarcastic, as well as, not say certain things.

If you think a little smile on a message board is offensive?

I didn't get offended one bit, and I'm the OP of the thread. You know why it didn't offend me? Because I expected to get some comments like that. You should expect to see some comments like that in a thread like this. You seem extremely open with your sexual orientation, so I'm sure this isn't something new to you. It was just a perfect opportunity for you to start shit with other people here.

[HelpMeSleep]

It was a joke, obviously.
no, not really. and it doesn't have anything to do with anyone on here being uptight. just the lack of lolz. it simply wasn't funny, therefore it wasn't obvious it was a joke.

[nicgiovanni]

If you think a little smile on a message board is offensive?

I didn't get offended one bit, and I'm the OP of the thread. You know why it didn't offend me? Because I expected to get some comments like that. You should expect to see some comments like that in a thread like this. You seem extremely open with your sexual orientation, so I'm sure this isn't something new to you. It was just a perfect opportunity for you to start shit with other people here.

So that makes it ok? No, it's not something new to me at all. But that doesn't make it ok one bit. No, I didn't see it as a perfect opportunity for me to start shit. First of all, you don't even know me what so ever and if you did, you would know that I don't just "start shit" with people for no reason.

Look, I'm sorry I made rude comments towards you and maybe I did act like an asshole, but something like that, isn't funny to me and it does piss me off. Because I've been around it for far too long. Do you think I hold my tongue when someone says "oh, that's so gay, dude!"? No, I don't. And people try to justify it by saying they didn't mean it in a negative way, they meant "stupid".

That's what I call immaturity. That's what I call ignorance. Did I go about it all wrongly? Yes, yes, I fucking did. And I apologize and I know that I have my flaws and I make mistakes and say certain things.

But I refuse to be silent and quiet about things that piss me off or I find offensive. Did I expect things like that to be said in this forum? Yes. And I expected to say something too. I just did it in the wrong way.

Whatever. Call me an asshole, say I'm stupid, say I'm immature. I've heard worse and I've been called worse to my actual face.

[DaveZeroZero]

stop writing essays. People like you more then.

[LiquorAndDick]

I'm 6ft 6" and have really long legs so I always have the problem of being caught short with length but I have noticed this with girls pants too.

[LikeEatingGlass]

Have you tried tights yet? Robin Hood style....

[thesafeword]

Just go back to American Apparel and leave the rest of us alone.