Never Having Sex

[_jonas]

I never ever want to deal with sex. I don't want to be a full-fledged "man". It's a hassle.
I never want to be with someone like that. It's weird and scary and screw it.
Nothing about it looks appealing. But teens seem so natural about it.

Is it easy to avoid?

[Burning Star IV]

Cut yer wiener off.

[MADSTA]

Asexual?

[anamericangod]

Get a cock piercing.

[TK]

I've also wonder what causes the appeal of sex, or for that matter, attraction. All of us are nothing but bones and skin and hair, what's appealing about that?

[SomedayTheFire]

Hit puberty?

[_jonas]

Hit it. Just gained more maturity.:shrug:

[Smash Adams]

I'm tired, so tired
I'm tired of having sex (So tired)
I'm spread so thin
I don't know who I am (who I am)

Monday night I'm makin' Jen
Tuesday night I'm makin' Lyn
Wednesday night I'm makin' Catherine
Oh, why can't I be makin' Love come true?

I'm beat, beet red
ashamed of what I said(What I said)
I'm sorry, here I go
I know I'm a sinner
but I can't say no(Say no)

Thursday night I'm makin' Denise
Friday night I'm makin' Therese
Saturday night I'm making Louise
Oh, why can't I be making Love come true?

Tonight, I'm down on my knees
Tonight, I'm beggin' you please
Tonight, tonight it bleeds
Oh why can't I be makin' Love come true?

[Sventhegreat]

I've also wonder what causes the appeal of sex, or for that matter, attraction. All of us are nothing but bones and skin and hair, what's appealing about that?

You are fucked up. Once you actually experience it, i'm sure you'll change your mind.

[SomedayTheFire]

Hit it. Just gained more maturity.:shrug:
Fair enough, you'll meet the right person one day . . . I was the same.

[Jessooker]

You're missing out :shrug:

[TK]

You are fucked up. Once you actually experience it, i'm sure you'll change your mind.

I've had sex multiple times with multiple girls, it's something I've already experience. I was wondering what causes attraction to people and sex. Now I'm wondering how people are so moronic, they can not even comprehend a sentence.

[anamericangod]

I've had sex multiple times with multiple girls jackass. I was wondering what causes attraction to people and sex. Now I'm wondering how people are so moronic, they can not even comprehend a sentence.

siq brag bro

[SomedayTheFire]

I've had sex multiple times with multiple girls jackass. I was wondering what causes attraction to people and sex. Now I'm wondering how people are so moronic, they can not even comprehend a sentence.

Dopamine I think. :shrug:

[TK]

siq brag bro

I see how juvenile that sounds now.

[&IllBeTheReason]

Easy:
Avoid whores.
How can you tell they're a whore, you ask?
Cause someone will tell you, and they will ALWAYS be right.

[_jonas]

Lovely

[lightupthesky]

i used to not think much of sex, and i was all, "i'm sooo not interested.. what's the appeal? how do people do that?" and then i was in the right place at the right time with the right guy and i've let go of that way of thinking.

if you never experience that, then i suppose you're asexual. it happens.

[Un'Aria Ancora]

Just wait until it's a girlfriend or someone you love. Not everyone has to bang a different girl every weekend.

[A Love American]

Become a priest.

[bung]

Try really, really hard to get laid like a lot of guys do. You probably won't get laid then.

[AbeLurkin]

sex is the coolest. all of the cool kids are doin' it.

[kaycey]

just wait till your cock starts thinking.
i said i would never wrong anything or anyone, i do now.
never say never.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

The main and only reason to have sex is to reproduce. In modern day we now make more use of it then it's primary use. As soon as the human bodies hit puberty your sex drives rises because you just want to reproduce 24/7. Yeah, we all have sex with the idea of trying not to get pregnant. But that's why we have sex. Look at animals for instance.

[Smash Adams]

The main and only reason to have sex is to reproduce. In modern day we now make more use of it then it's primary use. As soon as the human bodies hit puberty your sex drives rises because you just want to reproduce 24/7. Yeah, we all have sex with the idea of trying not to get pregnant. But that's why we have sex. Look at animals for instance.

some animals have sex for pleasure, pretty much just dolphins and bonobos, but remember most animals also aren't monogamous so comparing us to animals isn't the best idea

[*crying stars*]

Good Lord, never having sex?

Seems extreme.

[_jonas]

Not really. The planet'll probably implode before I'm even 25.

[mynameisX]

Haha, I used to think that.


Turns out my ex just sucks in bed

[dontsneeze]

The main and only reason to have sex is to reproduce. In modern day we now make more use of it then it's primary use. As soon as the human bodies hit puberty your sex drives rises because you just want to reproduce 24/7. Yeah, we all have sex with the idea of trying not to get pregnant. But that's why we have sex. Look at animals for instance.

it is not the only reason dumbass.

i can see your argument, but i think you're wrong.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

some animals have sex for pleasure, pretty much just dolphins and bonobos, but remember most animals also aren't monogamous so comparing us to animals isn't the best idea


Well I guess it all depends on your out look on things. The main reason our bodies want to have sex is to reproduce. Do most people do that- no.

[Heart-A-Tact]

You'll feel differently about it after it happens, I think.

[_jonas]

What about mental reasons? Like power struggles and self satisfaction?
I could never use somebody like that.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

it is not the only reason dumbass.

i can see your argument, but i think you're wrong.


Haha dumbass. Please I am not here trying to preach the word of God saying we should only have sex to reproduce and that's it. As soon as a human hits puberty they're body is preparing itself to reproduce. Clearly people have sex for many othe obvious reasons.

[Smash Adams]

Well I guess it all depends on your out look on things. The main reason our bodies want to have sex is to reproduce. Do most people do that- no.
where are you getting this from? I would think if our bodies just enjoyed sex for procreation there wouldn't be this pressure to have it from society
What about mental reasons? Like power struggles and self satisfaction?
I could never use somebody like that.

the word use implies that she doesn't want it and I don't think that's true

[_jonas]

I really like peanut butter.:bluesad:

[Fallinto_rhythm]

where are you getting this from? I would think if our bodies just enjoyed sex for procreation there wouldn't be this pressure to have it from society

the word use implies that she doesn't want it and I don't think that's true


I took various classes on anthropolgy and human sexuality last year. Obviously sex is pleasurable or why would people choose to have it. There's a lot of pressures in society. To be thin, to do drugs, to drink. The pressure in society is to have sex with beatiful people. You don't see people knocking down doors to "fuck" the 300 pound lady with 4 chins. That's why people have certain types of looks they enjoy. A girl who likes a man with facial hair shows that she likes men with dominance. She's attracted to him and automatically thinks of herself having sex with that person. There fore she reproduces and has kids who also have strong dominant genes. In our genes were attracted to certain people for certain resons due to the fact that we all want to have strong offspring. This is what science has proven. Now does this pretain to every situation- no. So don't shoot the messanger. I'm just sharing what my professor taught my class in Anthropolgy.

[thesafeword]

This is the kind of dangerous thinking that leads to you waking up one winter day when you're 40 with 12 of your mother's 54 cats on your bed and your mother preparing your breakfast and yelling at you to wake the fuck up becuase it's 3 in the afternoon and you haven't been out in 15 years.

[HelpMeSleep]

Haha, I used to think that.


Turns out my ex just sucks in bed
hahaha! I love it.
:highfive:

[HelpMeSleep]

so do you like never get horny? never masturbate?

[DaveZeroZero]

Hit it. Just gained more maturity.:shrug:
then hit that.

[Iwudstilldie4u]

so do you like never get horny? never masturbate?
I liekd everything about this post. I like that you're against Palin. I like that your screenname is a lyrics from The Cab. And also I feel like you have made one of the few relavent posts in this thread.

I think if he does get horny and masturbate and enjoys that, then he probably isn't YET mature enough to enjoy sex, and that maturity may come with experiencing sex for the first time. It's like eating beef your whole life and not liking the idea of trying buffalo, but when you do try the gustatory orgasm that is buffalo for the first time you realize what you had been missing out on.

[mynameisX]

hahaha! I love it.
:highfive:

Lol, thanks.

[_jonas]

I liekd everything about this post. I like that you're against Palin. I like that your screenname is a lyrics from The Cab. And also I feel like you have made one of the few relavent posts in this thread.

I think if he does get horny and masturbate and enjoys that, then he probably isn't YET mature enough to enjoy sex, and that maturity may come with experiencing sex for the first time. It's like eating beef your whole life and not liking the idea of trying buffalo, but when you do try the gustatory orgasm that is buffalo for the first time you realize what you had been missing out on.
Im a vegetarian

[smithariko]

idk, this is kind of weird.

[HelpMeSleep]

you didn't answer my question. do you get horny? do you wack off? I really want to know.

I thought the way you did when I was a little kid and my best friend told me what sex was, but I mean, I was in elementary school. of course it sounded gross.

[DaveZeroZero]

fapfapfapfapfapfap

[_jonas]

you didn't answer my question. do you get horny? do you wack off? I really want to know.

I thought the way you did when I was a little kid and my best friend told me what sex was, but I mean, I was in elementary school. of course it sounded gross.
way to be subtle. no i don't wack.

[smithariko]

way to be subtle. no i don't wack.

you must be asexual then.

[Bites the Dust]

haha, you're out of your damn mind.

[SomedayTheFire]

way to be subtle. no i don't wack.

:-0 by your own choice or do your parents have some chastity belt thing going on with you?

[_jonas]

I always root for the loonies.

[DaveZeroZero]

way to be subtle. no i don't wack.
is there even any point in your having a penis?

[thesafeword]

Im a vegetarian
You sir are a pussy.

[_jonas]

:-0 by your own choice or do your parents have some chastity belt thing going on with you?
I just never feel the urge to whip it out and get all weird.

[SomedayTheFire]

I just never feel the urge to whip it out and get all weird.

I admire your self control.

[thesafeword]

I don't.

[HelpMeSleep]

fapfapfapfapfapfap
that would be you, right?

way to be subtle. no i don't wack.
dude, you told everyone you don't ever want to have sex. what's the point about being subtle in asking if you wack it?

if you don't get horny, then you probably are like asexual or something. because mentally you might say you don't want to have sex, but physically you would. you could contradict yourself. like I wanted to wait to have sex until I found a guy who seemed worth it and I did sort of. I didn't do it during high school. but that doesn't mean I didn't physically want to have sex.

if you do get horny and you just don't want to have sex, then maybe it's like how I don't want to do anal. it just doesn't appeal.

[DaveZeroZero]

BUT IT'S ALL SLIMY INSIDE!

x

[mynameisX]

BUT IT'S ALL SLIMY INSIDE!

x


Lol.

olololololololol

[HelpMeSleep]

is there even any point in your having a penis?
No.

I don't.
nor do I.

I was just thinking about how horrible it would be if I fell in love with and wanted to marry some asexual guy and he didn't want to have sex with me. that would be fucking horrible. I might as well go marry a gay guy.

[DaveZeroZero]

I HEARD THAT THEIR PERIODS ATTRACT BEARS!

x

[DaveZeroZero]

I was just thinking about how horrible it would be if I fell in love with and wanted to marry some asexual guy and he didn't want to have sex with me. that would be fucking horrible. I might as well go marry a gay guy.
well, at least he probably wouldn't mind if you went around fucking loads of other guys.

[HelpMeSleep]

I HEARD THAT THEIR PERIODS ATTRACT BEARS!

x
haha.

well, at least he probably wouldn't mind if you went around fucking loads of other guys.
are you suggesting that I would want to go around fucking loads of guys?

[DaveZeroZero]

haha.


are you suggesting that I would want to go around fucking loads of guys?
I mean that you wouldn't be tied down and may enjoy such freedom.

[_jonas]

GMSzdgz2ZLs

[HelpMeSleep]

I mean that you wouldn't be tied down and may enjoy such freedom.
oh. well, I think if I were going to marry someone, I wouldn't want that freedom. I think if I were in a relationship with someone, I wouldn't. except for maybe like a celebrity fucking clause. but really, out of people I know in real life, I can't really think of many I would want to fuck anyway.

[nicgiovanni]

Well I guess it all depends on your out look on things. The main reason our bodies want to have sex is to reproduce. Do most people do that- no.


are you that fucking naive?

the reason why our bodies want to have sex, to enjoy pleasure, or even pain, is FAR MORE FUCKING COMPLEX than to just "reproduce".

do i want t reproduce? FUCK NO. and for that matter, i can't! atleast not with another man. that's for sure.

for you to say something so stupid like that, you must be really fucking dumb.

you def. need to like take a psych class on sex or go read a book. because the main reason people fuck is not reproduce, honey.

what is this the 1800s? you are fucking dumb.

[_jonas]

all this yelling and unnecessary spacing. scary.

[jos_hua]

me, being still a virgin, couldn't imagine not wanting to ever have sex. i think only after sex can one make a decision to never want to have it (again). sex though has become a very huge cliche with most teens and it pisses me off sometimes. i mean dating isn't all about having sex or is it?

[nicgiovanni]

I just never feel the urge to whip it out and get all weird.


sex is a very natural thing and it's also a personal thing...it means something different to everyone.


but...you are not weird, strange, or naive for not wanting it. you could very well be asexual. i have a friend who has been celibate for over five years. she does not masturbate, have sex, etc.

or maybe you just don't want to experience something like that right now. it's ok to desire it and it's ok to not have a desire for it.

but don't rule anything out right away. because you feel strange or weird when you touch yourself down there, doesn't mean it's weird or strange. sex is a very natural and beautiful thing. it's ok to not want it though...

[sweetforever]

I HEARD THAT THEIR PERIODS ATTRACT BEARS!

x


:appl:

[hf57]

if you aren't interested in sex, you must have a vagina.

[HelpMeSleep]

I liekd everything about this post. I like that you're against Palin. I like that your screenname is a lyrics from The Cab. And also I feel like you have made one of the few relavent posts in this thread.

I think if he does get horny and masturbate and enjoys that, then he probably isn't YET mature enough to enjoy sex, and that maturity may come with experiencing sex for the first time. It's like eating beef your whole life and not liking the idea of trying buffalo, but when you do try the gustatory orgasm that is buffalo for the first time you realize what you had been missing out on.
thanks =] Palin is just all-around horrible and represents a lot of what's wrong with America. if her and McCain win, I'm leaving the country. and that's cool you knew what it was from. most people don't. :-)

and yeah, I'd agree with that too.

[nicgiovanni]

me, being still a virgin, couldn't imagine not wanting to ever have sex. i think only after sex can one make a decision to never want to have it (again). sex though has become a very huge cliche with most teens and it pisses me off sometimes. i mean dating isn't all about having sex or is it?

news flash, bud: sex among teenagers isn't a new thing. and it's not cliche at all. you are growing and developing. it's not cliche for you to have desires and wants and feelings. what pisses me off is instead of promoting safe sex and discussing such things and dispensing condoms, they're still promoting abstinence and pretending sex doesn't exsist and you'll only get herpes if you do it. that's fucked up to me. and no dating isn't all about sex. some people are just looking for sex, but that's not dating. dating is when you go out with someone who maybe has the same interests say in music or books. someone who are attracted to mentally and physically.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

are you that fucking naive?

the reason why our bodies want to have sex, to enjoy pleasure, or even pain, is FAR MORE FUCKING COMPLEX than to just "reproduce".

do i want t reproduce? FUCK NO. and for that matter, i can't! atleast not with another man. that's for sure.

for you to say something so stupid like that, you must be really fucking dumb.

you def. need to like take a psych class on sex or go read a book. because the main reason people fuck is not reproduce, honey.

what is this the 1800s? you are fucking dumb.



Haha I can't believe I'm going to answer this. The main reason why were supposed to have sex is to reproduce. The main reason why we want to have sex isn't to reproduce. I think it's the exact opposite, actually.

[A Love American]

You sir are a pussy.
You sir are a douche.

[kaycey]

^10/10^

[Kassie09]

Actually, I used to think it was the most repulsive and weird thing ever, but then you kind of get over it. This is probably a phase.

[remedyeli]

You will grow out of it soon enough and want to hump every girl on the street.

[wewascontenders]

something about this thread screams "let me out"

[nicgiovanni]

Haha I can't believe I'm going to answer this. The main reason why were supposed to have sex is to reproduce. The main reason why we want to have sex isn't to reproduce. I think it's the exact opposite, actually.

what law, what fucking rule, what fucking person says the main reason is to reproduce? that's complete bullshit. you obviously have no clue what you are fucking talking about because you couldn't even back up your fucking argument.

for non-human/animals, the main importance of sex is reproduction. however, when it comes to humans and animals, it is for many other reasons, yes, reproduction is one of them, but it doesn't mean we are all suppose to have sex just for reproduction. would that explain why male monkeys fuck other male monkeys? NO.

as i stated, read some books on sexuality. take a fucking psych class on sexuality. whatever.

but don't go around ASSUMING that the reason we fuck each other is purely to reproduce. we're not all fucking trapped in 18-WHATEVER, following some christian law that says that pleasure is wrong, sex is only for producing children, and anything else is a sin.

you are fucking stupid. PERIOD.

[mynameisX]

what law, what fucking rule, what fucking person says the main reason is to reproduce? that's complete bullshit. you obviously have no clue what you are fucking talking about because you couldn't even back up your fucking argument.

for non-human/animals, the main importance of sex is reproduction. however, when it comes to humans and animals, it is for many other reasons, yes, reproduction is one of them, but it doesn't mean we are all suppose to have sex just for reproduction. would that explain why male monkeys fuck other male monkeys? NO.

as i stated, read some books on sexuality. take a fucking psych class on sexuality. whatever.

but don't go around ASSUMING that the reason we fuck each other is purely to reproduce. we're not all fucking trapped in 18-WHATEVER, following some christian law that says that pleasure is wrong, sex is only for producing children, and anything else is a sin.

you are fucking stupid. PERIOD.

What kind of things that aren't animals reproduce sexually?

[JJJ]

well have fun with that..

[coryatlarge]

hmmm this is an interesting thought because i've never felt that way. to each his own though.

[AlexOnFire11]

well have fun with that..

HA! i love this.

hmmm this is an interesting thought because i've never felt that way. to each his own though.

ew. me either.
but i think sex is one of those things that when you think about it, it's really gross. buuuut then you actually do it & it's fantastic.
ya digg?

[AP_Punk]

I'll force you into having sex!

[HelpMeSleep]

I'll force you into having sex!
:nod: do it, Kirbie!

[AP_Punk]

that's how i always do it.

[JJJ]

HA! i love this.



ew. me either.
but i think sex is one of those things that when you think about it, it's really gross. buuuut then you actually do it & it's fantastic.
ya digg?

hahaha well thank you. I'm not gonna criticize him, but he can have fun with that i guess lol

I don't agree about the second part though

I think about it, it's fantastic. I do it, it's fantastic. Anything having to do with it equals fantastic in my book.

[FreddyKrueger]

You're missing out :shrug:

I love you

[HelpMeSleep]

hahaha well thank you. I'm not gonna criticize him, but he can have fun with that i guess lol

I don't agree about the second part though

I think about it, it's fantastic. I do it, it's fantastic. Anything having to do with it equals fantastic in my book.
haha. agreed. the only time I thought sex sounded was gross was when I was a little kid.

[FreddyKrueger]

thanks =] Palin is just all-around horrible and represents a lot of what's wrong with America. .

Reasons to back that up please

[HelpMeSleep]

Reasons to back that up please
why not go read the McCain/Palin thread if you want a full list? it'd take me far too long to type out something that extensive and I have a geography test tomorrow. or there's always google. :-)

[notoaststereo]

odd thread

[nicgiovanni]

What kind of things that aren't animals reproduce sexually?

i meant for non-human animals....i was on a rant...hahaha...

for animals, reproduction is the main importance of sex. but there are many cases of animals fucking same sex animals...so that also rules out that sex is just for reproduction.

like i said, male apes will fuck other male apes just for pleasure.

either way, sex is not just for reproduction and that is at all the reason why we do it.

but if you're living a good ole christian life full of value and morality(note sarcasm), then yes, sex is only for reproduction.

i think the chick saying that shit needs to A) learn more about her own sexuality and others B) experiment with said sexuality C) needs to get a good fucking to know that sex is not just about having babies.

[nicgiovanni]

Reasons to back that up please


um. main reason...

her daughter was a teenage whore who had a bastard baby.

WE CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE LIKE THAT REPRESENTING AMERICA, DUHHHH.

plus, she's just an asshole, period.

and we all know why that old, lame ass motherfucker choose her. because she's a dirty, filthy, disgusting, little witch AKA A FUCKING WOMAN. hahahahaha.

yes i am being sarcastic but i also think that woman is a fucking moron.

[remedyeli]

no i don't wack.

do you need some assistances?

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd288/tid_ishka/kit.jpg

[swt_catastrophe]

^ummm. wasn't that JUST posted in the /ap/ thread?

[DaveZeroZero]

thanks =] Palin is just all-around horrible and represents a lot of what's wrong with America. if her and McCain win, I'm leaving the country. and that's cool you knew what it was from. most people don't. :-)

and yeah, I'd agree with that too.
*she and McCain

You will grow out of it soon enough and want to hump every girl on the street.
I went through that phase.
Now I'm just apathetic.

I'll force you into having sex!
:rape:

odd thread
well, it IS PL.

^ummm. wasn't that JUST posted in the /ap/ thread?
if it was, it's a repsot.

[remedyeli]

^ummm. wasn't that JUST posted in the /ap/ thread?
I don't know, I haven't looked at the /ap/ thread in a long time.
I had it saved in my photobucket for awhile now.

[amysaurus]

What in the fuck? Sex is so much fun you don't even know, clealry. Cause if you did you would definiely not be making athread about NOT havign sex. I can't even begint o comprehnd why you wouldn't wnt to have sex.

[nicgiovanni]

What in the fuck? Sex is so much fun you don't even know, clealry. Cause if you did you would definiely not be making athread about NOT havign sex. I can't even begint o comprehnd why you wouldn't wnt to have sex.

maybe he's dealing with trying to figure himself out as a sexual person and non-sexual person. there is such a thing as asexuality. i think he's probably far to young to assume that sex is weird or gross. i also think he needs to take a look in the mirror while he's naked. the first step is to know you have something down there. explore. the second step...explore more by touching yourself, not just your penis or vagina, but everywhere. see what you like and don't like as far as touching goes. then after you done this, you go to the local dirty movie store or even your local borders, buy two kinds of porno. gay or straight. see what ones you like. if you like men, that's ok. if you like women, that's great. if you like both, fantastic, if you don't like either, try something else. maybe bi-racial porn. who knows. i just think you have to explore your options and who you are as a person. it's ok to not have it figured out. you're young. we're all young. and believe me, being a young queer guy, who was in the closet for 21 years (i didn't come out until 3 months ago almost), oppressing your sexuality by your own hand, only makes things worse. it's ok to like and dislike things. just don't rule anything out...and it's ok to not care about sex or sexual feelings. maybe you don't have them. but it's never as easy as "oh, you wouldn't say this if you were having sex". sex is different for everyone. god knows, no one is really the same. you are you're own person. straight up.

[Paulb-182]

sex is the bomb!

everyone should give it a go haha

[Blueskyburning]

maybe he's dealing with trying to figure himself out as a sexual person and non-sexual person. there is such a thing as asexuality. i think he's probably far to young to assume that sex is weird or gross. i also think he needs to take a look in the mirror while he's naked. the first step is to know you have something down there. explore. the second step...explore more by touching yourself, not just your penis or vagina, but everywhere. see what you like and don't like as far as touching goes. then after you done this, you go to the local dirty movie store or even your local borders, buy two kinds of porno. gay or straight. see what ones you like. if you like men, that's ok. if you like women, that's great. if you like both, fantastic, if you don't like either, try something else. maybe bi-racial porn. who knows. i just think you have to explore your options and who you are as a person. it's ok to not have it figured out. you're young. we're all young. and believe me, being a young queer guy, who was in the closet for 21 years (i didn't come out until 3 months ago almost), oppressing your sexuality by your own hand, only makes things worse. it's ok to like and dislike things. just don't rule anything out...and it's ok to not care about sex or sexual feelings. maybe you don't have them. but it's never as easy as "oh, you wouldn't say this if you were having sex". sex is different for everyone. god knows, no one is really the same. you are you're own person. straight up.

paragraphs plzzz

anyone who doesn't want to have sex is a moron. saying that, anyone who doesn't know how to have safe sex is even more of a moron for engaging in the act.

[fadedmemories]

I never ever want to deal with sex. I don't want to be a full-fledged "man". It's a hassle.
I never want to be with someone like that. It's weird and scary and screw it.
Nothing about it looks appealing. But teens seem so natural about it.

Is it easy to avoid?
This:
You're missing out :shrug:

[lolwut1337]

I took various classes on anthropolgy and human sexuality last year. Obviously sex is pleasurable or why would people choose to have it. There's a lot of pressures in society. To be thin, to do drugs, to drink. The pressure in society is to have sex with beatiful people. You don't see people knocking down doors to "fuck" the 300 pound lady with 4 chins. That's why people have certain types of looks they enjoy. A girl who likes a man with facial hair shows that she likes men with dominance. She's attracted to him and automatically thinks of herself having sex with that person. There fore she reproduces and has kids who also have strong dominant genes. In our genes were attracted to certain people for certain resons due to the fact that we all want to have strong offspring. This is what science has proven. Now does this pretain to every situation- no. So don't shoot the messanger. I'm just sharing what my professor taught my class in Anthropolgy.

Does this mean if a guy goes out with a girl who has facial hair they like the female to be dominant? Just curious, ya know.

[fadedmemories]

Does this mean if a guy goes out with a girl who has facial hair they like the female to be dominant? Just curious, ya know.
maybe?

[HelpMeSleep]

Does this mean if a guy goes out with a girl who has facial hair they like the female to be dominant? Just curious, ya know.
hahaha. interesting point you make!

[lolwut1337]

maybe?

*strokes chin wisely*
I agree completely.

[Paulb-182]

hahaha. interesting point you make!

hahahaha

you went to bed an hour ago

[lolwut1337]

hahaha. interesting point you make!

haha I try.

[fadedmemories]

*strokes chin wisely*
I agree completely.
:-0

[HelpMeSleep]

haha I try.
well I certainly appreciate your efforts! :-)

hahahaha

you went to bed an hour ago
hahaha

I'm just in beddd, trying to sleep and failing lol. I was reading Gabe Saporta's little twitter phone blog. it brought me far too much joy to see him talking about being mad at his girlfriend and not wanting to go to bed since she was there. I'm a messed up kid lol :]

[Paulb-182]

hahaha

I'm just in beddd, trying to sleep and failing lol. I was reading Gabe Saporta's little twitter phone blog. it brought me far too much joy to see him talking about being mad at his girlfriend and not wanting to go to bed since she was there. I'm a messed up kid lol :]

haha, thats terrible

what would she think if she saw that!?!

i wouldnt have the balls to rip on my mrs on the internet, especially if i was (relatively) famous

[HelpMeSleep]

haha, thats terrible

what would she think if she saw that!?!

i wouldnt have the balls to rip on my mrs on the internet, especially if i was (relatively) famous
haha! I bet she'd be pissed. I know I would be. although I dunno if I were with Gabe, I might just be greatful for that fact and not mind the other stuff. I definitely remember reading his late night blogs from 2+ years ago and he was talking about fighting a lot with the same girlfriend.

[Paulb-182]

haha! I bet she'd be pissed. I know I would be. although I dunno if I were with Gabe, I might just be greatful for that fact and not mind the other stuff. I definitely remember reading his late night blogs from 2+ years ago and he was talking about fighting a lot with the same girlfriend.

sounds like they have a nice happy relationship there haha

maybe you could move in on her territory!! :P

[HelpMeSleep]

sounds like they have a nice happy relationship there haha

maybe you could move in on her territory!! :P
and move in, I shall. someday. in the far away but not too far future. like when I'm not an eighteen year old lol.

<3 future mrs. saporta

[Paulb-182]

and move in, I shall. someday. in the far away but not too far future. like when I'm not an eighteen year old lol.

<3 future mrs. saporta

ill let him know youre after him when i see him again :) haha

oh and youre from california, if you see rachel bilson tell her i said hi :-)

[HelpMeSleep]

ill let him know youre after him when i see him again :) haha

oh and youre from california, if you see rachel bilson tell her i said hi :-)
o swt! I appreciate it!
actually, sweet accomplishment I gave him a really badass valentine -- the FIRST valentine he got of the day on valentines day this year! =]

I will definitely say hi! and tell her you're after her ;-)

[Paulb-182]

o swt! I appreciate it!
actually, sweet accomplishment I gave him a really badass valentine -- the FIRST valentine he got of the day on valentines day this year! =]

I will definitely say hi! and tell her you're after her ;-)

quality, i will win her heart i tell ya haha :P

not bad, im sure he'll remember you aswell then seein as you got him something, what was it?

[HelpMeSleep]

quality, i will win her heart i tell ya haha :P

not bad, im sure he'll remember you aswell then seein as you got him something, what was it?
I'm rooting for you, future mr. bilson! :]

it was brilliant! it was a heck of cute valentines card with a little monster with fangs on it and it said YOU'RE FANGTASTIC - cobras, fangs, fangtastic. how win was that?? =] and then I also gave him this crazyass hat which was actually totally embarassing but definitely brought the lolz to me and my friend when we got it for him at the fair, which he said he'd wear every day which made me lol because NO ONE would wear that every day. oh and I gave him a hannah montana coloring/activity book to pass along to ryland lol. :-)

[Paulb-182]

I'm rooting for you, future mr. bilson! :]

it was brilliant! it was a heck of cute valentines card with a little monster with fangs on it and it said YOU'RE FANGTASTIC - cobras, fangs, fangtastic. how win was that?? =] and then I also gave him this crazyass hat which was actually totally embarassing but definitely brought the lolz to me and my friend when we got it for him at the fair, which he said he'd wear every day which made me lol because NO ONE would wear that every day. oh and I gave him a hannah montana coloring/activity book to pass along to ryland lol. :-)

no idea who ryland is, but thats actually a lot of thought going into that, so well done haha

i've never sent a valentine to anyone let alone a celebrity!

did he see the reference of the fangs to cobra's?

[Jessooker]

I love you

hmm...

[mynameisX]

um. main reason...

her daughter was a teenage whore who had a bastard baby.

WE CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE LIKE THAT REPRESENTING AMERICA, DUHHHH.

plus, she's just an asshole, period.

and we all know why that old, lame ass motherfucker choose her. because she's a dirty, filthy, disgusting, little witch AKA A FUCKING WOMAN. hahahahaha.

yes i am being sarcastic but i also think that woman is a fucking moron.


You're siding against Palin because of something her daughter did? My mom raised me right, as far as I can tell, and I turned to be fairly whorish. I'm just smart about it.

It's not always the parent's fault.

[HelpMeSleep]

You're siding against Palin because of something her daughter did? My mom raised me right, as far as I can tell, and I turned to be fairly whorish. I'm just smart about it.

It's not always the parent's fault.
agreed. I hate Sarah Palin and I think the her daughter's pregnancy proves the obvious -- that teaching abstinence only education is pointless and does nothing good. I also think it sucks that as a parent knowing about her daughter's pregnancy, she willingly accepted the position, knowing that, of course, her daughter and her pregnancy would get dragged into the public eye. but even with all that, I would not attack her for that reason. I don't think it's right.

[mynameisX]

agreed. I hate Sarah Palin and I think the her daughter's pregnancy proves the obvious -- that teaching abstinence only education is pointless and does nothing good. I also think it sucks that as a parent knowing about her daughter's pregnancy, she willingly accepted the position, knowing that, of course, her daughter and her pregnancy would get dragged into the public eye. but even with all that, I would not attack her for that reason. I don't think it's right.


If you're going to pick a reason to vote against someone, make it a good one, like the bounty she placed on the wolves in Alaska.

[amysaurus]

maybe he's dealing with trying to figure himself out as a sexual person and non-sexual person. there is such a thing as asexuality. i think he's probably far to young to assume that sex is weird or gross. i also think he needs to take a look in the mirror while he's naked. the first step is to know you have something down there. explore. the second step...explore more by touching yourself, not just your penis or vagina, but everywhere. see what you like and don't like as far as touching goes. then after you done this, you go to the local dirty movie store or even your local borders, buy two kinds of porno. gay or straight. see what ones you like. if you like men, that's ok. if you like women, that's great. if you like both, fantastic, if you don't like either, try something else. maybe bi-racial porn. who knows. i just think you have to explore your options and who you are as a person. it's ok to not have it figured out. you're young. we're all young. and believe me, being a young queer guy, who was in the closet for 21 years (i didn't come out until 3 months ago almost), oppressing your sexuality by your own hand, only makes things worse. it's ok to like and dislike things. just don't rule anything out...and it's ok to not care about sex or sexual feelings. maybe you don't have them. but it's never as easy as "oh, you wouldn't say this if you were having sex". sex is different for everyone. god knows, no one is really the same. you are you're own person. straight up.

Holy shit, that was the longest response ever. I'm sorry, I don't even remember posting last night due to heavy drinking but okay.

[HelpMeSleep]

If you're going to pick a reason to vote against someone, make it a good one, like the bounty she placed on the wolves in Alaska.
I didn't hear about that one. but I know she doesn't believe polar bears belong on the endangered species list, just on the floor of her house as decoration.

[nicgiovanni]

You're siding against Palin because of something her daughter did? My mom raised me right, as far as I can tell, and I turned to be fairly whorish. I'm just smart about it.
It's not always the parent's fault.


i was being sarcastic...as i stated in the post. i think palin is an idiot though. for many different reasons. she's a conservative that believes among many things, abortion is wrong, homosexuality is wrong(she not only is against gay marriage, but supported an amendment to not allow same sex couples health benefits WHATSOEVER). as a young queer kid, obviously such things are important to me. she wants to fuck up the wildlife in alaska by having them drill for oil....i could go on. but i think you should research it if you're that curious.

but even with all that, I would not attack her for that reason. I don't think it's right.

as i said before, i was being sarcastic and i'm sorry, if she's going to do the shit she does that may affect me, then i am going to say shit like that about her. whether i mean it or not.

[mynameisX]

i was being sarcastic...as i stated in the post. i think palin is an idiot though. for many different reasons. she's a conservative that believes among many things, abortion is wrong, homosexuality is wrong(she not only is against gay marriage, but supported an amendment to not allow same sex couples health benefits WHATSOEVER). as a young queer kid, obviously such things are important to me. she wants to fuck up the wildlife in alaska by having them drill for oil....i could go on. but i think you should research it if you're that curious.



as i said before, i was being sarcastic and i'm sorry, if she's going to do the shit she does that may affect me, then i am going to say shit like that about her. whether i mean it or not.


Please go away.

[AP_Punk]

hmm...

it's a trap!

[theguilt engine]

how could you not want to have sex? whew.

[Jessooker]

it's a trap!

it's creepy since i have no idea who he is haha.

[AP_Punk]

it's creepy since i have no idea who he is haha.

Looks like he already knows who you are. :-0

[Jessooker]

Looks like he already knows who you are. :-0

sounds like i have a stalker!

[AP_Punk]

i wish i had one. :-/

[googirl8907]

i wish i had one. :-/
:perv: I stalk you! You just don't know it.

[AP_Punk]

Cool beans.

[nicgiovanni]

Please go away.

oh god, not another conservative retard.

[DaveZeroZero]

:perv: I stalk you! You just don't know it.
ninja stalk!

[4N6 science]

Haha, I used to think that.


Turns out my ex just sucks in bed

I lol'd at this.

[SomedayTheFire]

oh god, not another conservative retard.

Is everyone who doesn't like you a conservative retard? Get over yourself. I agree with mynameisX

[Fallinto_rhythm]

what law, what fucking rule, what fucking person says the main reason is to reproduce? that's complete bullshit. you obviously have no clue what you are fucking talking about because you couldn't even back up your fucking argument.

for non-human/animals, the main importance of sex is reproduction. however, when it comes to humans and animals, it is for many other reasons, yes, reproduction is one of them, but it doesn't mean we are all suppose to have sex just for reproduction. would that explain why male monkeys fuck other male monkeys? NO.

as i stated, read some books on sexuality. take a fucking psych class on sexuality. whatever.

but don't go around ASSUMING that the reason we fuck each other is purely to reproduce. we're not all fucking trapped in 18-WHATEVER, following some christian law that says that pleasure is wrong, sex is only for producing children, and anything else is a sin.

you are fucking stupid. PERIOD. backing up my answers? I did take classes to back up my answers, Hun. I love you're taking me for some bible humper. You're taking this way to seriously. Clearly there's more to sex then reproducing. Don't fucking talk down to me like I'm a fucking deginerate.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Does this mean if a guy goes out with a girl who has facial hair they like the female to be dominant? Just curious, ya know.

Um, no. But you're body does do things subconsciensly. Like for instance, people are attracted to people who are asymetrical.

[lovely864md]

Has it been asked how old you are?

Honestly if you think it's that weird and repulsive that makes me think you grew up pretty sheltered and naive. It's perfectly natural.

[DaveZeroZero]

backing up my answers? I did take classes to back up my answers, Hun. I love you're taking me for some bible humper. You're taking this way to seriously. Clearly there's more to sex then reproducing. Don't fucking talk down to me like I'm a fucking deginerate.
*than reproducing
*degenerate

Um, no. But you're body does do things subconsciensly. Like for instance, people are attracted to people who are asymetrical.
*subconsciously
*asymmetrical

[nicgiovanni]

backing up my answers? I did take classes to back up my answers, Hun. I love you're taking me for some bible humper. You're taking this way to seriously. Clearly there's more to sex then reproducing. Don't fucking talk down to me like I'm a fucking deginerate.

Then way would you say the main reason of sex is reproduction?

No. You aren't backing up your answers, HUN. All you keep saying is the same thing over and over again. And if you really did take classes, I would love to know what those classes were about.

Of course, I take this seriously. Sexuality, sexual politics, etc are things something I am very passionate about a long with many other things. Because I CARE and what to UNDERSTAND people more.

You were that called yourself a "deginerate", not me. By the way, it's spelled "degenerate", HUN.

Maybe the next classes you need to take are ones in grammar.

[mynameisX]

oh god, not another conservative retard.

No. I just hate you. And the way you try to appear informed and fail. And the way you insult people who don't agree with you. If I were conservative, that would not make me retarded. Come up with a good argument AND state it in a way that is respectful, and then come back.

I lol'd at this.

Thanks.

[Nerdy91]

I never ever want to deal with sex. I don't want to be a full-fledged "man". It's a hassle.
I never want to be with someone like that. It's weird and scary and screw it.
Nothing about it looks appealing. But teens seem so natural about it.

Is it easy to avoid?
omg i feel the same way

[jules_x]

I never ever want to deal with sex. I don't want to be a full-fledged "man". It's a hassle.
I never want to be with someone like that. It's weird and scary and screw it.
Nothing about it looks appealing. But teens seem so natural about it.

Is it easy to avoid?

Go join the looser/Virgin club along with my ex.
I hate you all.

[_jonas]

yipee a soapbox.

[mynameisX]

yipee a soapbox.

Lol, your thread kind of got hijacked.....

[FreddyKrueger]

why not go read the McCain/Palin thread if you want a full list? it'd take me far too long to type out something that extensive and I have a geography test tomorrow. or there's always google. :-)

Easy way out

[mattmatumbo]

Asexual?

ambiguous, he's not going to split in two to reproduce.

Go join the looser/Virgin club along with my ex.
I hate you all.

really?

[MADSTA]

ambiguous, he's not going to split in two to reproduce.



really?
When a a human is asexual, it means that they just masturbate and don't have sex with other people. At least that's what some late night sex show told me.

[checkered.stars]

I thought that being asexual meant that you aren't attracted to either gender?

[Smash Adams]

I thought that being asexual meant that you aren't attracted to either gender?

this is pretty close
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexuality

[mattmatumbo]

yes, it appears i was wrong. i always took asexuality in the scientific form where something can reproduce by itself. my b for calling you guys on it.

[Derekx]

http://www.musicspectrum.org/uploaded_images/MorrisseyOnGrass-785551.jpg

[Billy Da Mute]

gaha this thread was good for a few laughs


if you're not going to use it, cut it off and give it to someone who will

i think you're all crazy...never having sex phhhhhh

[boykosaurus]

some animals have sex for pleasure, pretty much just dolphins and bonobos, but remember most animals also aren't monogamous so comparing us to animals isn't the best idea

I just read about bonobos in "Our Inner Ape". It's nuts how similar we are to the apes, but also different.

It probably wouldn't be too bad being a bonobo for a day though. Just sexin' and groomin'

[HelpMeSleep]

Easy way out
I don't work for you. I'm not going to compile a list of all the things I hate about her. like I said, it would be long.

[_jonas]

tl;dr

;-)

[HelpMeSleep]

yay pornbot spam!

[mynameisX]

yay pornbot spam!

My favorite.

[HelpMeSleep]

My favorite.
it's my favorite too.
:highfive:

[4N6 science]

yay pornbot spam!

I love pornbot spam!! as well

[HelpMeSleep]

I love pornbot spam!! as well
:thumbup: everyone loves pornbot spam!!

[thesafeword]

Only porn spam with weird pics is good, the rest is gay, but not as gay as OP.

[mynameisX]

Only porn spam with weird pics is good, the rest is gay, but not as gay as OP.

qft

[Anthony Lutz]

I never ever want to deal with sex. I don't want to be a full-fledged "man". It's a hassle.
I never want to be with someone like that. It's weird and scary and screw it.
Nothing about it looks appealing. But teens seem so natural about it.

Is it easy to avoid?

It can be... That's what most guys are looking for, but who's paying attention here? I think once you've done the deed, you'll realize that it is all it's cracked up to be.

[_jonas]

Smurfs are asexual, yet they seem jolly.

[HelpMeSleep]

Smurfs are asexual, yet they seem jolly.
so did you decide you're asexual then?

[_jonas]

so did you decide you're asexual then?
I guess. It feels like a load off to be sure enough to not care now.

[thesafeword]

Now, now, let's not be rash here.

[HelpMeSleep]

Now, now, let's not be rash here.
that was my thought.

[_jonas]

When I see couples happy hugging or kissing, the enthusiastic looks on their faces of being in each other's company, it both sickens and puzzles me. That's not me. That'll never be me.

It just feels right accepting this as my version of normal.

[HelpMeSleep]

wait. are you saying that not only do you not want to have sex ever, but you want to be alone forever?

[_jonas]

Who'd want to be with an asexual anyway? I'm not really social. More shy I guess.
It's more burden than it's worth imo.

[anamericangod]

When I see couples happy hugging or kissing, the enthusiastic looks on their faces of being in each other's company, it both sickens and puzzles me. That's not me. That'll never be me.

It just feels right accepting this as my version of normal.

Probably should see a psychologist.

[HelpMeSleep]

but, that's crazy. being alone forever. that's my worst fear.

[Anton Djamoos]

If sex is a hassle, you need to re-prioritize.

[thesafeword]

This guy is fucked up, he'll probably end up being a serial killer or something.

[_jonas]

That's mean. I have friends. I'm still human.

[Twizx]

Sex is only easy to avoid if you are fat or if you have downs syndrome.

[_jonas]

Neither

[HelpMeSleep]

Sex is only easy to avoid if you are fat or if you have downs syndrome.
you are really on a roll for saying idiotic things.

[Twizx]

you are really on a roll for saying idiotic things.

Gotta be seriuz on teh internet lul!

[_jonas]

He really is on a roll

[anamericangod]

This guy is fucked up, he'll probably end up being a serial killer or something.

hahahaha

[_jonas]

No, no haha!

[fadedmemories]

If sex is a hassle, you need to re-prioritize.
:-d

[DaveZeroZero]

I guess. It feels like a load off to be sure enough to not care now.
If you want to be like a smurf, you should probably hold your breath until you turn blue, too.

[Hamlet]

Your right hand will never make you sad.

Unless you're left-handed. Vice versa, and all that.

[HelpMeSleep]

If you want to be like a smurf, you should probably hold your breath until you turn blue, too.
or until your breathing stops forever.

[DaveZeroZero]

or until your breathing stops forever.
Yeah - he'll die a virgin either way.

[HelpMeSleep]

Yeah - he'll die a virgin either way.
you missed that apparently.

[DaveZeroZero]

wut

[HelpMeSleep]

wut
fall out boy lyric.

[DaveZeroZero]

oh, so it was

you missed the repeated forevers, though.

[HelpMeSleep]

well, it's not like I actually said the whole line. I just added to part of what you'd already said.

[DaveZeroZero]

well, it's not like I actually said the whole line. I just added to part of what you'd already said.
I didn't recognize it without the vocal melody.

[HelpMeSleep]

when I read what you said, that line was the first thing I thought of. that's one of my favorites off TTTYG.