Family Guy (Official Thread)

[Stratocaster]

"Fetch me a toolshed for I am hungry" - Peter

[Stratocaster]

I think To live and die in Dixie is the funniest episode

[last light]

hey louis ...diareah.

petahhhhh im holding iced tea here

[AShannon04]

ummm, my two personal favorites are the one where Peter is the president/owner/whatever of Petoria, and the one with the apocolypse

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

ummm, my two personal favorites are the one where Peter is the president/owner/whatever of Petoria, and the one with the apocolypse
To Live and Die in Dixie is pretty funny (mmmmmm....popsicles.)

the Petoria one

and the one where Peter goes to the Pawtucket Patriot brewery (for some reason I laughed for 5 minutes when I realized Charlie Bucket and Grandpa Joe were standing in the room just blinking as Pawtucket Pat sang)

[EnderDove]

I forgot what one it is....Ah, the Luke Perry one I believe.

Anyways, when Chris goes in the store to buy the chainsaw I almost piss myself. That whole sequence is hilarious.

[Emopunkthrice]

hey there Muscley arms got some good news today? I got a nice old tip for ya, reach done and grab it my pocket

[Emopunkthrice]

what happened to the website, I tried giving it to him. Oh well I'll send it over aim.

[Drew Beringer]

Hahah, I saw the new Family Guy twice today, the GI Joe part kicks major ass. :animateds

[FinchBulldog2]

Stuck Together, Torn Apart is definitely the funniest.

[Alex Djaferis]

Stuck Together, Torn Apart is definitely the funniest.

damn right.

a few others to join the list.

Emission Impossible (when stewie goes to kill all the sperm in Peters body)
Wasted Talent (when peter can play piano when hes drunk...brilliant)
Da Boom (Y2K. always got me laughing)

etc

[FinchBulldog2]

damn right.

a few others to join the list.

Emission Impossible (when stewie goes to kill all the sperm in Peters body)
Wasted Talent (when peter can play piano when hes drunk...brilliant)
Da Boom (Y2K. always got me laughing)

etc
the newest episode kicks ass.

[[Brendan]]

I say either The Kiss Seen Around The World or Family Guy Viewer Mail.

Doctor: Mayor West, you have Lymphoma.
Mayor: Oh My.
Doctor: Probably from rolling around in that Toxic waste. What in God's name were you trying to prove?
Mayor: I was trying to gain super powers.
Doctor: Well that's just silly.
Mayor: Silly yes ... Idiotic ... yes.!

[Alex Djaferis]

the newest episode kicks ass.

yes, yes it does lol.

the BEST bit is when Chris steals Megs hat, stuffs it in his pants and says "WEAR IT" lol.

[apoemtothedead]

Looks ovah at Wandy.

[underoathfob55]

anybody have the new cd that came out today, i think its called family guy live

[Alex Djaferis]

Hahah, I saw the new Family Guy twice today, the GI Joe part kicks major ass. :animateds

lmao yeah iw as like WTF!

[when 4ever ends]

the one where stewie is addicted to pancakes and gets adopted cause meg says she feeds him crack ..funiest one because they make fun of every race possible

[when 4ever ends]

that gijo part was so random
'knowiing is half the battle"

[Blueskyburning]

He Gonn Get It!

[WakingTheMisery]

haha... i made this thread months ago....

my favorite is still petoria.

"what are those things, you step on them, they blow up? Landmines!!"

[Emopunkthrice]

He Gonn Get It!
lol the punishment report. I can't believe he's going to eat all those burgers.

[Drew Beringer]

What good is my nose gold if I can't share it with the townspeople?!?! hahahahah :animateds

[mynameisgeneric]

Can someone make a yousendit link? The host is down :(

[Iscariotmoon]

haha... i watched this on friday and it was great. I'm so happy it leaked... i was panicing cause i would be at Bamboozle. It's even better cause it's a Screener copy with no Comercials...

[VeloriumCamper]

whoa, that is very tempting. i think i'm going to wait til the 1st to see it though.

me too, i cant wait for it though, but im going to

[YouMadeTheScene]

if someone would like to send it to me ill give you my soul i promise i have the papers ill fax them to you

[Stratocaster]

i really liked the one guest starring alkaline trio.......oh wait, they never do which is why your icon for this thread is pointless.
an Icon is just an icon

I think the one where death comes to their house and tries to kill peter is pretty funny as well

[Justin_stacy]

Best Episode.....

Family Guy - Brian: Portrait of a Dog
Synopsis

Peter persuades Brian to swallow his pride and enter a dog show to win some extra cash. But when they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian decides he's had enough of being a second-class citizen. His struggle to assert his civil rights lands him on death row at the pound, where he discovers every dog has his day
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-348/epid-17640/

[Emopunkthrice]

make sure you have the real player !!!! http://s22.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=218KTJ5286IKE0I3YR3FS6EXS A
It expires Friday so yeah tell all your friends to download now.

[slickwataris]

I liked "Dammit Janet."

[Trainsaw]

To live in die in dixie

[when 4ever ends]

someone gave me negitive secene points

[Emopunkthrice]

do I get any scene points for posting my yousendit link?

[HailTheHartBrak]

do I get any scene points for posting my yousendit link?

yes, you do.

[brandnizzle32]

every fuckin episode rocks :headshake

[Broken4EverMore]

Wasted Talent is my favorite one

[Blueskyburning]

peter peter caviar eater
e. peterbus unum
north by north quahog

[yeknom]

i would give you some, but it doesn't work anymore

[Emopunkthrice]

i would give you some, but it doesn't work anymore
you serious? I'm sorry I'll try make another one in a bit.

[yeknom]

awesome thanks

[Emopunkthrice]

Real player is manditory, here it is
http://s14.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0EUENKOO7FDL50KAE7CHSTZG1 K

[niveK]

you dont need real player, you can get this
http://www.free-codecs.com/download/Real_Alternative.htm

it doesnt have ads, popups, and the other annoying fratures of real player

[AloneInTheDark]

I hate realplayer, it always opens the last file played when I launch the program. My mom uses realplayer. Porn uses realplayer, could be a mess sometime, I'm going to download that program :)

Anyways, I think I'm going to hold off, but maybe I'll watch the first few minutes...:)

[em0_stars]

I hate realplayer, it always opens the last file played when I launch the program. My mom uses realplayer. Porn uses realplayer, could be a mess sometime, I'm going to download that program :)

Anyways, I think I'm going to hold off, but maybe I'll watch the first few minutes...:)

ITS GONE! :(

[Stratocaster]

Dammit Janet is a good one as well

[aolsux]

Wasted Talent is my favorite one
this man speaks the truth

[Justin_stacy]

http://familyguyliveinvegas.com/

get three monkey's on the slot machine and see stewie's sexy party rap....

[Andy]

That cd is so bad, it's a shame.

[Alex Djaferis]

Dammit Janet is a good one as well

thats my least favorite Family Guy.

I thought about this last night and my final conclusion is:

Wasted Talent - Its by far the best one. The whole Charlie and Chocolate factory AND imo the best bit, with Peter playing piano wasted. Gets me going EVERY time.

[scarybrennan]

the new one that is coming out this sunday is pretty damn hilarious

[Alex Djaferis]

the new one that is coming out this sunday is pretty damn hilarious

yeah its even better then i hoped it to be. Usually shows start becoming a little strained when they get past 3 seasons...but i have faith in mcfarlene and the people behind it

[jawkneephighv]

The King Is Dead

"well i..." *peter walks out and closes the door*

[Stratocaster]

Or love thy trophy

[niveK]

The cd is funny, but I dont like it when they hardcore swear. I think it is funnier when they can't.

[Blueskyburning]

the cd's alright, but i dunno i can't really listen to it, it's better when the cartoon is there aswell.

[jawkneephighv]

The minute I heard about this I cringed. Ugh, they're marketing Family Guy just a bit too much. Stewie even has his own book out. Come on.

[jawkneephighv]

It's sitting in my hard drive but I am NOT watching it. This is something I can wait for.

[jawkneephighv]

Mekalekahyme, mekaleka God I hate you so much.

[Justin_stacy]

I just got the CD, and I must say I’m quite impressed, its pretty funny.......and the video for stewie's Sexy Party is hilarious....except for the fact its edited....

[richter915]

That cd is so bad, it's a shame.
ya def.

seems as if Family Guy wants more money.

[Stratocaster]

The minute I heard about this I cringed. Ugh, they're marketing Family Guy just a bit too much. Stewie even has his own book out. Come on.
Agreed

[ReturningSunday]

my all time fav. quote....

more like morgan fairchild in deep something....

ehh? ehhh?? ahhhhh you don't care...

[Carlo Marx]

It takes a very steady hand.
Don't touch the sides!
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Butterfingers!

[ReturningSunday]

Tom: "now lets check in with the blackuweather forecast....."
Weather guy: "ITS GON RAIINNNN!!!"

[Emopunkthrice]

Tom Tucker: And now to the Punishment report
Black Reporter Guy?: He Gonn Get It Goood

[nobodysmonkey]

I'm definitely waiting. It seems to unceremonious to just watch it by myself on my computer.

I'm actually having a litle 'party' on Sunday to watch it. I'm such a dork.

[TheOtherAndrew]

I'm definitely waiting. It seems to unceremonious to just watch it by myself on my computer.

I'm actually having a litle 'party' on Sunday to watch it. I'm such a dork.
That's not dorkish, at least you'll have people to watch it with...

[jawkneephighv]

Now for a game of Operation...
Can I play?
MOM!

[jawkneephighv]

I'm definitely waiting. It seems to unceremonious to just watch it by myself on my computer.

I'm actually having a litle 'party' on Sunday to watch it. I'm such a dork.
Then I'm a dork too. I'm having a party with some friends to watch it too.

[Blueskyburning]

you'll laugh your ass off, it's gotta be one of the best episodes

[nobodysmonkey]

Then I'm a dork too. I'm having a party with some friends to watch it too.
I'm glad I'm not alone.

[niveK]

I'm glad I'm not alone.

I've watched it numerous times and still having a party for its return.

[littlehope4us]

my friend is throwing a little party but i wasn't invited

[nobodysmonkey]

my friend is throwing a little party but i wasn't invited
CRASH IT!!! lol.

[when 4ever ends]

are u staying up and watching them?

im not sure what times they come on. although i do already have the first family guy epodide downloaded.. :love:

[mat1419]

um yes, i typically try to stay up past 8...even on sunday

[SingleDoubt]

i may watch american dad, if its not the first episode (considering ive seen that one 10000+ times). but i already have the family guy episode on my computer, i dont need to bother with those damn commercial interruptions

[when 4ever ends]

i dont think its the first american dad... but im going to go check the website and make sure.. then its off to play year 18 of my madden franchise.

later

[FailedSenses]

I'm working tonight...but I've seen the Family Guy episode and it's great.

[em0_stars]

oh well, im having a get together to watch family guy and american dad(it is a new one) with commercials so bam! ;)

[WakingTheMisery]

oh well, im having a get together to watch family guy and american dad(it is a new one) with commercials so bam! ;)
may i come?

[Justin_stacy]

I’m definitely watching both.....Although I hope everyone realizes that prior to Family Guy there are also two new episodes of the Simpsons on at 7pm.....

[aolsux]

oh well, im having a get together to watch family guy and american dad(it is a new one) with commercials so bam! ;)
new family guy is on my desktop, but i've waited this time to see it on television

[PaperclipAnemia]

um yes, i typically try to stay up past 8...even on sunday
hahaha. I laughed aloud at that. thank you.

[Trainsaw]

This ***** is boycotting American Dad, cheap ass Family Guy copy, and they endanger Arrested Development

[aminorthreat55]

This ***** is boycotting American Dad, cheap ass Family Guy copy, and they endanger Arrested Development
For rizzle.

[projectmayhem16]

I think the episode was awesome, can't say I'm sticking around for American Dad though.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

This ***** is boycotting American Dad, cheap ass Family Guy copy, and they endanger Arrested Development
unfortunately its a cheap Family Guy ripoff.....by the creator of Family Guy :headshake

[Trainsaw]

fa sho

[ShoeSh1ne]

This ***** is boycotting American Dad, cheap ass Family Guy copy, and they endanger Arrested Development

I disagree. If you didn't know that Seth created American Dad as well, you might think it was a good show. I love them both personally.

[PaperclipAnemia]

well.....family guy is still funny.

i was happy to see the greased up deaf guy and the old pedophile in there.

[WakingTheMisery]

i didn't find it that funny. i thought the intro was hilarious though.

[Emopunkthrice]

Hubert lol, keep dancing that way yeah get all together. The Passion of the Christ 2 starring Chris Tucker!

[WakingTheMisery]

if all of these shows get canned, maybe we can come back!

[Throwback]

American Dad sucks so bad. It lasted like 10 minutes then turned it off.

[Alex Djaferis]

american dad didnt seem to bew that great.

the new family guy is insanely good though

[Emopunkthrice]

lets make a movie called Bum Fights.

[Scott Weber]

i was pretty dissapointed with Family Guy, which is like my favorite show. I felt they stooped way too low during it, the Passion of the Christ 2 plot wasn't funny at all, Jesus saying "That's what my ex-wife said" - wtf? not funny. There was just way too much religous and political humor. If I wanted that, I'd watch South Park. Additionally, there was no quagmire, cleveland, or Joe, which I found weird. Hilarious at parts and still a great show, but a big big big letdown for me.

American Dad is terrible and shouldn't last more than 5 episodes. The characters just plain suck.

[Pat Marquez]

The new Family Guy was hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing, all the one liners were amazing.

How can you guys hate American Dad? "SWEET SEAN HANNITY" .. that shit is golden man. "OF COURSE I LOVE BRIT HUME" ..

[Darren McLeod]

I thought FG was great... I didn't find they stooped low with religious humor... PotC2 seemed funny to me. I guess it's just cause I always found it weird that they'd pair Jackie Chan, a great martial arts guy, with Chris Tucker... I just found them mocking that. The "that's what my ex-wife said" i just took it as a commentary on the "cashing in on Jesus" with nonsense so to speak, because Jesus was never stated to have been married, unless they were referencing The Da Vinci Code, and all those people who now consider themselves theologists for having read it.

I really like Family Guy's religious humor... my personal favorites ever were probably the Jesus golfing bit (the fact that he was employee of the week was funny too), the "Is this really the blood of Christ" part, and when Peter's dad said something about "Tambourine shaking Baptists". Even though I'm Catholic, I still find their jokes about Catholicism extremely funny.

The Jughead bit in the new episode was absolutely hilarious. As was the Pinnochio

I'm torn on American Dad. I still don't really like most of the characters except for Stan and Steve, and sometimes they have really funny things... like the Asian kid having a closet full of video cameras, but sometimes it just seems like it's trying to be funny and failing miserably.

[Hilikus]

I thought that Family Guy was going to be horrible but luckily its not and is the same old Family Guy i have always loved and adored. I started to watch American Dad but it was just to horrible. I turned it off halfway through the show. It is just Family Guy without anything funny in it.

[WakingTheMisery]

lets make a movie called Bum Fights.
i think bum hunter is hilarious.

[Morningstar1011]

For some insane reason FOX blacked out from 9 to 9:30 last night. I had set my VCR to tape it because I watch Desperate Housewives religiously every Sunday. I played it back, and I got a blue screen. All my friends and classmates said they didn't get any signal whatsoever, but they did get American Dad. Odd, isn't it?

I suppose someone was asleep when they were supposed to put Family Guy on. I'll wait for the re-runs.

[theESCO]

Family Guy was awesome. I'm still not sold on American Dad though.

[when 4ever ends]

i think american dad is great, haha the gay reporters.. i mean how can u not laugh at that

i forget there names but

terri: look at that beautiful ranch house
john : it is clearly a cape cod house the shutters give it away

and how about in the beginging when they lower the security level and you see the mexicans cross into the US hahahah that was great

[Emopunkthrice]

Jesus, you're crazy! You know to use one of these? You know how to use one of these!?!?!?!?

[Stratocaster]

The family guy episode was priceless

hey look louis I'm a booger- peter

[angryandconfusd]

I liked them both, but I dont think American Dad will last very long.

............This is more intense than the time I forgot how to sit down.

[drudo182]

yeah, I thought the Jesus bashing was too far and I didn't like them constanly trashing Mel Gibson either. Not funny.

and the only thing American Dad has going for it so far is the alien. hes the only thing that makes me laugh.

[Justin_stacy]

I enjoyed both, but i thought American Dad had the better episode....that's not to say i didn't like Family Guy, i just expected better, after 3yrs of waiting...

[Darren McLeod]

Another great FG moment I didn't see posted here:

"Guys, what you're all forgetting is, if you don't want to go to war, that means you're gay."
"I want to go to war!"
"Me too"
"I WAS THE FIRST ONE WHO WANTED TO GO TO WAR!"

I thought that was one of the better taste "gay" jokes I've seen on TV... not making fun of gays themselves, but rather the homophobia that other men have.

[brandnizzle32]

Family guy rocked they were right about everything about Mel, Passion sux as a movie ( good story though but awful movie), sad to say that even though the episode was funny this is fox and it was a bit unfit for cable, especially the pinocio part which was hilarious, i hope it last longer than it did last time

Gipado: Pinocio did you steal a cookie ( binding down in front of nose )
Pin: Yes i did
Gip: i would believe if you say no
Pin: i took it
Gip: Damn i should have made a couch

American Dad gets a 6.5 out of 10

[a typicalcliche]

Family guy rocked they were right about everything about Mel, Passion sux as a movie ( good story though but awful movie), sad to say that even though the episode was funny this is fox and it was a bit unfit for cable, especially the pinocio part which was hilarious, i hope it last longer than it did last time

Gipado: Pinocio did you steal a cookie ( binding down in front of nose )
Pin: Yes i did
Gip: i would believe if you say no
Pin: i took it
Gip: Damn i should have made a couch

American Dad gets a 6.5 out of 10
hahahhah

[SkaBum14]

Just saw it last night (Family Guy) and I thought it was still really good.

[celebrate ashes]

peter (as jesus): "OW OW OW OW OW! *stands up* 'hey! stop it! stop. it. okay?"
man whipping peter: *looks sad* okay...
peter: "okay."

alright that might not seem funny there... at all... but if you saw the episode... you know that part was gold.

[brodster308]

i saw one episode of the new season and i think that the old seasons are better.

[Spooky]

you cant really judge from one episode. But i actually like the new season so far a lot. I don't really want to compare to the old stuff cause so far they're both just really funny.

[The Gray Ghost]

The first episode of season 4 was decent, I didn't care for the ones that followed that.

[when 4ever ends]

best one was the first eposide of this season..didnt care for the secondbut i liked the 3rd

[MrChainsaw389]

I liked them all. All of these fucking sports things are pissing me off.

[when 4ever ends]

nascar isnt a sport

[MrChainsaw389]

it's enough of a sport to take my family guy away from me :(

[Justin_stacy]

The first two episodes were pretty weak, particularly the first one which was neither funny nor original (and very dated).....but the third one, although not up to par with the older episodes, did show that Seth still has it....and hopefully gave us a glimpse of things to come...


I'd say the thing that surprised me the most was how good American Dad is, and how much more it reminds me of the original Family Guy, then the new Family Guy does.

[radiofriendly]

I think the first two episodes kind of shook the dust off the series. i wasn't expecting it to just jump back in the saddle and own. there were still funny parts. i loved the third episode...a lot. i think i may have stood up and cheered when the chicken attacked him. they also brought all of the supporting cast back like Quagmire and Joe and Bonnie. that made it a lot better. i think it will get back to the roots in time.

[xYouFailMex]

I thought all of them were hilarious. Family guy is one of the best shows out there. It sucks they haven't been on for the past two weeks.

[YoungNastyMan]

I wish they'd show it on normal tv, I don't have cable so I have to steal my friend's dvds.

[panic !!]

I can never tell what season they're from. I watch the old episodes on Adult Swim and the new on Fox, and I get them all messed up. I like all of the episodes, its such a funny show.

[Apocalypse Now]

I don't know which one it was, but I know it was from the new season, it had one of the funniest things I have ever heard...

God - (after setting the bar on fire) Jesus!
Jesus - (runs in) What?
God - Start up the Escalade, we're getting out of here!

It was something close to that. I couldn't stop laughing. So far I enjoy the new season.

[littlehope4us]

*Jesus Christ

[Emopunkthrice]

ooo you wanted a children? you should of told me before I got you this.

[when 4ever ends]

hahaha how abtou with quagmire at the mall looking at the cheer leaders

"we sure dont want to get our shirts wet.. so lets take them off!"

[Justin_stacy]

AMERICAN DAD/FAMILY GUY (FOX) - FOX is moving forward with 13 additional episodes of each of the Seth MacFarlane-produced animated comedies. The network had previously committed to 19 episodes of "American Dad" and 22 episodes of "Family Guy," bring each series' total to 32 and 35 episodes respectively. The news comes as little surprise for both series as FOX asked for eight additional scripts of "Dad" back in November (read the story) while 20th Century Fox Television committed to "Guy's" full 35-episode production run as part of its initial revival (FOX simply picked up its option to air the remaining 13 installments). Overall, enough episodes of both series should be in the can to last through the first part of the 2006-07 season.
http://www.thefutoncritic.com/cgi/newswire.cgi?id=6921

[Broken4EverMore]

The new ones are good but the old ones are deff better. But how can you top "wasted talent" and "to live and die in dixie"???

[A picasso blue]

so..what did everybody think of that one tonight? i thought it was ok for family guy but definitely not the best of the fourth season

[WakingTheMisery]

weak as hell.

[sleepygrlgreen]

i only caught the last 15 minutes. it wasn't too bad. i hate meg.

[Trainsaw]

it coulda been better, but was still decent to watch

[Grybo]

damn i missed it. what happened?

[WakingTheMisery]

meg got hot.

[FrancesTheMute]

it was alright, kinda stopped being funny when they started the family band...

[aolsux]

the ending where bryan's watching TV was hilarious, but the episode as a whole wasn't as good as some of the others

[Spooky]

it coulda been better, but was still decent to watch

yeah. It was good, but family guy has had much better...

[MuSiCiSLiFe5]

The whole SNL thing was probably the only thing I looked forward to, oh yea, that and Ms. Swan was on it. I thought that was a little funny.

[Manbotisdead]

I liked American Dad tonight, which was a first.

[mat1419]

it was great, stop overanalyzing family guy. it's been as good since it's been back as it was before.

and american guy was great for the second week in a row. mcfarlane hour is hitting it's stride big time.

[when 4ever ends]

it was great, stop overanalyzing family guy. it's been as good since it's been back as it was before.

and american guy was great for the second week in a row. mcfarlane hour is hitting it's stride big time.
agreed. .. im really starting to like American Dad.. its gotten a lot better this show is finally taking off

and i thought family guy was great but any eposide containing a pplot line with meg is just boring.. the plot witht the karayoke thing kinda died... overall i think it was good

[Justin_stacy]

Family Guy started out great......but then just dragged on and on after meg's face lift.

Just as stated above American Dad was again the stand out of the two.

[Chemical Love]

Fuck I missed it.

[thespillcanvas]

Tonights episode was awesome. I loved the whole MadTV / SNL Spinoff. Sometimes I wonder if that show goes too far though.

[sleepygrlgreen]

it was alright, kinda stopped being funny when they started the family band...
BRADY BUNCH!

[when 4ever ends]

BRADY BUNCH!
i remember that eposide and gregs voice changed or somethting

[mat1419]

i remember that eposide and gregs voice changed or somethtingpeter's...when it's time to change, you've got to rearrange...

[FOBcareemo]

thats not me i vote democrat im so sorry oh god..

[marrost]

I knew everyone would start appreciating American Dad sooner or later. It has been the better show so far.

[apoemtothedead]

The only thing that saved Family Guy tonight was the Bush thing and 'no coke, pepsi'

[boogolay]

i thought that the first two new episodes were GREAT, but the last two just haven't been as strong.
that's not to say that they haven't had their moments, though. i've still laughed at some point at all 4 of them.

definitely not afraid of this show starting to fall off whatsoever.

american dad, on the other hand, i'm just not feeling.
hopefully it starts to pick up a little bit. as someone mentioned, tonight's episode was a little bit stronger than it's been, so it's definitely a good sign.

[IAmCountryMusic]

it was alright

[radiofriendly]

old family guy was good at keeping our attention between the really funny gags, but the new family guy has pretty cruddy filler in between the really funny parts. those parts however, are still just as funny. i can't believe no one's mentioned, "i want to have intercourse with you..." that killed me.

[A picasso blue]

old family guy was good at keeping our attention between the really funny gags, but the new family guy has pretty cruddy filler in between the really funny parts. those parts however, are still just as funny. i can't believe no one's mentioned, "i want to have intercourse with you..." that killed me.


...."RELATIONS!"

[radiofriendly]

...."RELATIONS!"


...now is there a shorter word for intercourse?


oh man it gets funnier every time

[Justin_stacy]

i thought that the first two new episodes were GREAT, but the last two just haven't been as strong.
that's not to say that they haven't had their moments, though. i've still laughed at some point at all 4 of them.

.
Wow.....I'm just the opposite, I thought the first two episodes, particularly the first one, were awful and not in anyway worth the two year wait. The last two I thought were fair, not some of Seth's best work, but not the worst by any means....

...now is there a shorter word for intercourse?


oh man it gets funnier every time

Brought to you by the people who beat you up.......FAT, BLACK, HORNY and.........JOE!!!!!

[boogolay]

Wow.....I'm just the opposite, I thought the first two episodes, particularly the first one, were awful and not in anyway worth the two year wait. The last two I thought were fair, not some of Seth's best work, but not the worst by any means....

really! that's interesting. you're the first person that i've seen say that. i mean, i definitely have known people who say that they've enjoyed ALL of them, but not that they didn't like the first two.

whatever. comedy's not a science. i'm glad people are at least enjoying the show now that it's back. there were definitely a lot of people who were skeptical about it coming back and either trying to hard to be all "WE'RE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER" and falling on their face, or that they just couldn't keep with the times (which is pretty much impossible, seeing as the [adult swim] run is still doing amazing for them).

[sweethypocrisy]

Wow.....I'm just the opposite, I thought the first two episodes, particularly the first one, were awful and not in anyway worth the two year wait. The last two I thought were fair, not some of Seth's best work, but not the worst by any means....



Brought to you by the people who beat you up.......FAT, BLACK, HORNY and.........JOE!!!!!
"ready boys?"
"yeah!'
"one two three four!"
"...."
"oh crap we dont know any songs!"

[Capital H]

it was so much funnier than the last one, I hated that episode

[foryouising]

yeah, i'm sure there have been posts about this show, but i'm too lazy to look around for them hehe ...

anyway, i hadn't watched family guy in quite some time, but i started watching it again the other night and realized that i really missed it. --so damn hilarious--

[A picasso blue]

Hell yes..

hwo else thought this episode was great? last time was a disappointment but it made up for that. my favorite part was the firetruck on discovery channel.. also

"1..2..3..4...5.6..7."..7...seven prostitutes

[mewithcoldplay]

The freaking firetruck was hilarious. hahaha.

Great Episode.

[sleepygrlgreen]

i didn't understand where that whole crime scene fat guy thing was from. can anyone fill me in on it?

[Trainsaw]

it was a pretty good episode where the parts i paid attention to

[SkaBum14]

I thought the fire truck was hilarious, too. The whole thing was good.

[Throwback]

Dammit! I forgot to watch this AGAIN.

[Emopunkthrice]

Lois hunny, the bathroom was out of toilet paper.

[mondeoman]

What a great episode. I loved it when Cleveland goes "5 of these prostitutes have to leave" lmao

[Sean McGeezer]

That was a great episode

[funnytalkinfish]

anyone no where i can get torrents for the new episodes ?

[jawkneephighv]

are you kidding? last time's was the best one so far.

BAM BAM BAM BAM...episode 5 rules them all.

[Chemical Love]

Haha, it was an awesome episode.

[Stand Up]

strongest eposide this season.. although last eposide they did have that you have aids song

[radiofriendly]

one of my favorites (besides the fire truck) was when quagmire was just peeking his head up over the couch and then storms off.

hey let's compare breasts!

[A picasso blue]

i didn't understand where that whole crime scene fat guy thing was from. can anyone fill me in on it?

it was just making fun of cop dramas i guess, how they always pair this young tough guy with this huge fatload of crap.

[SkaBum14]

it was just making fun of cop dramas i guess, how they always pair this young tough guy with this huge fatload of crap.

They actually said "and now back to Jake and the Fatman." "Jake and the Fatman" was an old cop/detective show in the 80s.

[Justin_stacy]

i didn't understand where that whole crime scene fat guy thing was from. can anyone fill me in on it?

Its a cop show from the late 80's......probably before your time... ;)
http://www.tv.com/jake-and-the-fatman/show/1725/summary.html

[btbam > you]

i thought it was one of the best in a while.. i really enjoyed it.

[Justin_stacy]

I liked this episode alot..........and for the first time it was the stronger show, compared to American Dad, which I it feel had its first weak showing.



Ah you girls suck, i'm going home...........Lets compare our breast size!

[elemenohpe]

i watched it last night but was busy playing puzzle pirates (puzzlepirates.com (http://www.puzzlepirates.com)) and didn't catch most of it.

luckily i taped it and watched it this morning.

hilarious. as usual. my only complaint is the lack of adam west this season. he's only been in two episodes so far! each for only a scene or two. so sad.

[niveK]

On September 27th the first Family Guy direct to dvd movie will be released. it is titled Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story. FOX's press release in .pdf format can be found here (http://www.familyguyfiles.com/citizens/dvdmovie.pdf) .

[Emopunkthrice]

I've seen this for a while. can't wait. so whose Stewie's Genius Dad.

[Vanity__Dearest]

haha...this is probably the greatest thing seth mcfarlane has done....since making up the character of stewie...i'm so hyped.

[sleepygrlgreen]

God help us all.

[Vanity__Dearest]

God help us all.
huh?

[A picasso blue]

why isn't it in theaters?? :(

[WakingTheMisery]

why isn't it in theaters?? :(
those dvd's sold like nuts when they put them out. i think its a good idea.

[Reiver]

I can't wait. Stewie is half the reason i watch Family Guy, the other half is Peter.

[heyRomanticA__x]

Another great thing arriving in september! Gosh what a wonderful birthday.

[Jess7286]

Awesome. The episodes where Stewie is the predominant character are awesome. So there's going to be the movie + the new season. I guess I'll have a lot of things to watch first quarter.

[worldstheory]

I'm not as big a Stewie fan as I am a Peter fan. I think Stewie (while funny) is overrated.

[A picasso blue]

Another great thing arriving in september! Gosh what a wonderful birthday.


yeah also Coheed's CD on the 20th and thrice one week later on the 27th

[sleepygrlgreen]

huh?
I like Family Guy, but I'm not usually one for cartoon based movies.

[niveK]

why isn't it in theaters?? :(

Well, if they release it straight to dvd they do not have to apply for a rating. I'm guessing it it will be rated R and if it was it would be shutting out a huge part of its audience. so if they release it on dvd it is unrated and pretty much anyone can watch it. Also it is also a great deal cheaper to do it this way. however if this does well enough i bet there will be a theratical release in the future

[Chemical Love]

Haha, I cant wait to see this.

[Trainsaw]

i think it will be a pretty good movie, at least its direct to dvd so it can't be too priced, maybe $10

[Dirty Ernie]

i would like to see it in the theaterss too, stewie's head on the big screen would be damned hilarious

[Justin_stacy]

i think it will be a pretty good movie, at least its direct to dvd so it can't be too priced, maybe $10

Ha, try $29.98 srp..........

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=3618

[niveK]

on many popular torrent sites you can download this movie

[marrost]

on many popular torrent sites you can download this movie
How is it?

[Trainsaw]

Ha, try $29.98 srp..........

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=3618
what a rip-off, the futurama movie is gonna own this

[fredrico0012]

Are they really making a Futurama movie. That would definitely suck.

[Trainsaw]

yeah they are, and no its not gonna suck

[fredrico0012]

I like Futurama and all but I don't think it would be that good of a movie, either will the Simpson's one but I will see that.

[Trainsaw]

i think they'll find a good plot for it

[elemenohpe]

change this threads title:

"Family guy movie confirmed, titled, dated, and already leaked."

[Justin_stacy]

Fans will have to wait no longer for the next Volume of Family Guy on DVD! The hilarious first part of Emmy nominated Season 4 will have you laughing like you've never laughed before. Edgier and more irreverant than ever, you'll forget you've ever heard the term "Politically Correct!" The must-have DVD of the season -- any self-respecting guy will own Family Guy Volume 3 on November 29th.
Probably the hottest news we've posted today (and we've posted a lot!), is Fox's announcement of Family Guy Volume 3, which contains the first 13 episodes from the fourth season. The 3 disc set will sell for $39.98 US ($54.98 CAN), and hit stores on November 29. The set will feature full frame video, with English/French Surround tracks, and English/French/Spanish subtitles.

Disc 1:
North by North Quahog
Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
Blind Ambition
Don't Make Me Over
Disc 2:
The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
Petarded
Brian the Bachelor
8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
Disc 3:
Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
Model Misbehavior
Stewie B. Goode
Bango Was His Name Oh
Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure
Extras include:
Commentary tracks (episodes and participants aren't known at this time)
Behind the Scenes with Stewie
Ressurrection of Family Guy
Deleted scenes
Animatics
Family Guy "Live In Las Vegas" Music Video
And more!

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=3829

[Trainsaw]

wtf so they make half of a season a dvd now?

[knux]

Haha! Awesome. I love family guy!! I just wish the seasons were so fliping expensive.

[Emopunkthrice]

this will be the dvd that sells out for x-mas.

[Nick Lopez]

13 episodes for nearly 40 bucks? hella gay..as much as i like family guy, not worth it at all.

[niveK]

i think it is ubertarded that they have the 3 episode that make up thge family guy movie on this set. Knowing that now i probably wont buy the movie

[SingleDoubt]

i think it is ubertarded that they have the 3 episode that make up thge family guy movie on this set. Knowing that now i probably wont buy the movie
yeah, exactly. i may have illegally downloaded the movie, but i still feel cheated. how can they call three episodes that were meshed together a movie??

[slickwataris]

wtf so they make half of a season a dvd now?
Try being an anime fan.

i think it is ubertarded that they have the 3 episode that make up thge family guy movie on this set. Knowing that now i probably wont buy the movie
Which episodes are they?

[A picasso blue]

Try being an anime fan.
heheh, yeah.. christ i was so pissed off when i bought "GANTZ" only to find out that each DVD contains 2 episodes


so has the movie actually been release? i haven't been keeping track of this. and i'm surprised to see that at some point I must've missed the most recent four

[SingleDoubt]

Which episodes are they?
Stewie B. Goode, Bango Was His Name Oh, and Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

[slickwataris]

heheh, yeah.. christ i was so pissed off when i bought "GANTZ" only to find out that each DVD contains 2 episodes


so has the movie actually been release? i haven't been keeping track of this. and i'm surprised to see that at some point I must've missed the most recent four

Yeah I know. I would've checked it out but I'm afraid of spending that much money on a series. btw the second season has more episodes on it.

September 27th

Stewie B. Goode, Bango Was His Name Oh, and Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure
thank you sir

[WakingTheMisery]

lame...

[Justin_stacy]

http://www.dvdbits.com/details.asp?newsid=3825


http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=3838

[EndlessMike]

Haha, I love how they threw in a random Silk Stalkings DVD in the last picture.

[Crocodile Logic]

Haha, I love how they threw in a random Silk Stalkings DVD in the last picture.
haha, i was just about to say the same thing.

[niveK]

that is some sexxy box art.

[exthuse]

This isn't going to fit in with my other Simpsons boxsets...gah.

[Justin_stacy]

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=3859

Okay, here's the story. We posted information on the third volume of Family Guy and then started receiving emails asking about the last 3 episodes on the volume. Those episodes make up the upcoming direct-to-DVD movie. We contacted Fox and asked if the direct-to-DVD episodes would be the ones on the volume 3 set and were told "no." They were right; those episodes won't appear on the volume 3 set, but they supplied the wrong episode titles in the first place, so here's the corrected info, which was supplied by a well-placed friend. These three episodes will air in September.

Disc 1:
North by North Quahog
Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
Blind Ambition
Don't Make Me Over

Disc 2:
The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
Petarded
Brian the Bachelor
8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Disc 3:
Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
Model Misbehavior
Perfect Castaway
Peter's Got Woods
Jungle Love

Extras include:
Commentary tracks (episodes and participants aren't known at this time)
Behind the Scenes with Stewie
Resurrection of Family Guy
Deleted scenes
Animatics
Family Guy "Live In Las Vegas" Music Video
And more!
The direct-to-DVD episodes will appear in a volume set eventually, but it will be after they air on TV. Of course those will be the edited-for-TV episodes as well, which will be different from the uncensored versions on DVD.

[Emopunkthrice]

cool.

[Justin_stacy]

cool.
ya i know, no real big deal, but i thought this might help justify the $39.99 price tag for some people.

[Emopunkthrice]

40 bucks is a tad-bit pricy for the amount you're getting. I'm going to be looking forward for South Park Season 6, that will be worth my money for sure. Family Guy can be a X-mas present.

[A picasso blue]

40 bucks is a tad-bit pricy for the amount you're getting. I'm going to be looking forward for South Park Season 6, that will be worth my money for sure. Family Guy can be a X-mas present.
what's season 6 coming out ??


and so what about this family guy movie? has it been released yet?

[niveK]

and so what about this family guy movie? has it been released yet?
It will be releases 9/22. However if you are resourceful you can find it now.

All prices on tvshowsondvd are inflated. Ths will be around the same price as the other 2 sets, and will probably be cheaper the first week.(like all dvds)

[Justin_stacy]

It will be releases 9/22. However if you are resourceful you can find it now.

All prices on tvshowsondvd are inflated. Ths will be around the same price as the other 2 sets, and will probably be cheaper the first week.(like all dvds)

SRP........

what's season 6 coming out ??

Oct 6th

[Kif]

Only 13 episodes this season? Even the first and second seasons had more than that, didn't they?

Still, the fact that this box set will have extras will surely rope me in more

[when 4ever ends]

Starts Tommorow :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[TheOtherAndrew]

Yup, there's a massive amount of new episodes coming throughout this year and probably going into early 2006. Can't wait.

[when 4ever ends]

yeah i hope these are better though. i remember a preview ./. stewie was like "this is almost as pointless as playing marco polo with helen keller"

i loled a lil

[WakingTheMisery]

there was only about a month between episodes...

[when 4ever ends]

there was only about a month between episodes...
yup

[Goodbye Forever]

The new episode that was supposed to air tommorow isn't because it had several references to a hurricane.

http://www.broadcastingcable.com/article/CA6255478.html?display=Breaking+New s

[niveK]

ummm fox issued something saying it is going to be a rerun tomorrow. the episode scheduled to air has hurricane refrences so they are gonna now show it for a few months.

[WakingTheMisery]

stoopid fox.

[Nick Lopez]

stoopid fox.
wat n00bs, rite?!

[A picasso blue]

ummm fox issued something saying it is going to be a rerun tomorrow. the episode scheduled to air has hurricane refrences so they are gonna now show it for a few months.
that reminds me of a similar issue:


remember back in 2002 when people were afraid to make any reference to the World Trade Center or terrorism or any acts of violence? in fact Spielberg digitally replaced the guns in E.T. with radios...

anyway, i get a kick out of the fact that now everyone is psyched to see shows about mad bombers and terrorists living in American suburbs.

[Justin_stacy]

ummm fox issued something saying it is going to be a rerun tomorrow. the episode scheduled to air has hurricane refrences so they are gonna now show it for a few months.
Nope, although they did move the original episode The Perfect Castaway (http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/episodes.php?a=capsule&episode=67), they are replacing it with another new episode Peter's Got Woods (http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/episodes.php?a=capsule&episode=69).

[niveK]

Nope, although they did move the original episode The Perfect Castaway (http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/episodes.php?a=capsule&episode=67), they are replacing it with another new episode Peter's Got Woods (http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/episodes.php?a=capsule&episode=69).
Thank god, the first report i heard said they were gonna do a rerun from last halfseason.

[FOBPrettyNPunk]

that reminds me of a similar issue:


remember back in 2002 when people were afraid to make any reference to the World Trade Center or terrorism or any acts of violence? in fact Spielberg digitally replaced the guns in E.T. with radios...
and that episode of The Simpsons where Homer's car is stuck in New York