Family Guy (Official Thread)

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[itsallcalypso]

http://forum.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=34249

[failurebydesing]

i love the show family guy, maybe im the only one but i feel there should be a thread on it!!!!!!.....what the duce.....

[Bishop]

Best. Show. Ever.

[Lets Deja Vu]

Best. Show. Ever.
I wouldnt say the best show ever, but one of the best.

[ohlookitspaul]

one of the best shows ever. yes.

can't wait for the new dvd's. fuck the censors.

[Lets Deja Vu]

one of the best shows ever. yes.

can't wait for the new dvd's. fuck the censors.
ooohhh I know im sooo pumped

[ohlookitspaul]

seriously. without the censors, i can hardly contain myself. it's going to be so awesome, so politically incorrect, and i'm going to jizz in my pants when i finally buy it.

[mynamesdistance]

cant get enough of the show.
soo glad they're bringing em back in 2005 :lol2:

[failurebydesing]

what channel is the new season gonna be on?

[Skibz]

what channel is the new season gonna be on?
i have heard the new family guy seasons are gonna return to fox

[Skibz]

i have also heard that they are gonna make a family guy movie! sweeetundefined

[Justin_stacy]

i have also heard that they are gonna make a family guy movie! sweeetundefined

that was prior to the purchasing of new episodes...

[failurebydesing]

that was prior to the purchasing of new episodes...
i love your icon btw!!!

[Justin_stacy]

i love your icon btw!!!
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/downloads/index.php

[Skibz]

seriously. without the censors, i can hardly contain myself. it's going to be so awesome, so politically incorrect, and i'm going to jizz in my pants when i finally buy it.
as will i stewart

[firecrackermank]

best rude cartoon.

[failurebydesing]

i cant begin to imagine how much thought goes into those shows i mean all the politaclty inncorrect stuff takes though and all the fast jokes, the people who made that show are genius's

[Justin_stacy]

http://tvguide.com/news/thebiz/040825.asp

Family Reunion
Family Guy sires super ratings for the network that once axed it


Cartoon Network said it best in an on-screen message before one of the commercial breaks during Sunday's Family Guy:

"Can you believe Fox ran Family Guy last Wednesday?
The ratings were pretty good for episodes that we have shown maybe 20 or 30 times (not counting TBS).
We remember when we told Fox that they should put Family Guy back on the air.
They said, 'Never gonna happen.'
We thought 'never gonna happen' was much longer than last Wednesday at 8 (7 pm Central)."

It's true. Every half hour of the four-episode minimarathon of Family Guy that aired on Fox ranked among the top 20 shows of the week in viewers 18 to 34. (They apparently didn't mind the Bush-era bleeping and blurring of the show's content. How times have changed.)

Fox's performance in that advertiser-prized demographic was better than CBS and ABC combined on that night, which was dominated by NBC's Summer Olympics coverage.

Makes you wonder what Fox suits were thinking by pulling Family Guy off the air in 2002 after several years of bouncing around the schedule in several tough time periods. (It always belonged behind The Simpsons on Sunday.)

It's been a hit on Cartoon Network since it joined the channel's smartly packaged "Adult Swim" lineup of late-night adult animated fare. All four episodes that aired last week ranked in Nielsen's top 50 cable shows (as they frequently have throughout the summer). On July 14, the show drew 1.1 million 18- to 34-year-olds, a record for the channel. It's also been one of the biggest DVD hits for a TV series, with over a million box sets sold.

Luckily Family Guy has supporters in the current occupants of the executive suite at Fox. They have wisely ordered up another 35 episodes (which Cartoon Network will also have the rights to). As of now, the first batch is scheduled to start running in May 2005.

You've got to believe that the pent-up desire of fans of the Griffin clan to see new Family Guy episodes will make it the most anticipated show for young viewers in years. That could make a difference for Fox as it battles NBC for the season lead in viewers 18 to 49 — or, as Stewie Griffin would call it, "world domination."

May we also suggest that Fox think about running one of the new Family Guy episodes after the Super Bowl in February. Right now, Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane's new series, American Dad, is scheduled to get the slot. But an original Family Guy would be the kind of TV event that could keep all those beer-soaked young men on the couch through the interminable post-game show. Brian, the Griffin family dog, would drink to that.

[LoserlyFirefly]

I can't wait. I <3 Stewie! what was Fox thinking when they pulled it off the air?!

[mondeoman]

I just got into this show and it's flipping hilarious.

[Bishop]

FOX is probably the biggest hit or miss television station out of any of them. And they had a hit with family guy, they just gave it such bad times that of course it was going to be cancelled eventually.

[aolsux]

yeah last fall i bought the dvds and i've watched them all many times

[Averagekid15]

Peter is the best. he's hilarious.

[turtlefootrx]

to hell with fox. the show blends in much better with adult swim...

[PunkDrums182]

brian is so cool though

[richter915]

eh I dunno...family guy is swell and all...if you're fourteen and above...I have a younger brother and whenever we watch I face a barrage of questions such as "what's a clitoris" and the like...he's 11...I learned that shit from my friends and all and I think he should too but...I just feel weird with young kids watching it.

but hey...another anti-republican show on fox..I'm all for that.

[Averagekid15]

eh I dunno...family guy is swell and all...if you're fourteen and above...I have a younger brother and whenever we watch I face a barrage of questions such as "what's a clitoris" and the like...he's 11...I learned that shit from my friends and all and I think he should too but...I just feel weird with young kids watching it.

but hey...another anti-republican show on fox..I'm all for that.

im only 13 and i watch family guy all the time. i get all the jokes, and i think it's hilarious.

[YearsGoneBy]

family guy is either really funny or stupid for me...but id like to see it on fox and new episodes

[OnLegendary21]

CN got robbed. I tried my best to watch it on Fox when I could but Adult Swim made it famous.

[corey182__]

Stewie is my hero

[WakingTheMisery]

whats your favorite episode? mine is petoria.

[Thomas Sway]

impossible. I love the show way too much to pick a favorite episode.

[SkaBum14]

impossible. I love the show way too much to pick a favorite episode.

Me too. Plus, the show has so many random jokes that 90% of the time I can't remember what specific part is in which episode.

[Thomas Sway]

I will say that the raccoon leaping out of shit is absolutely unbelievably funny. And the part where the car and horse get run off the road and the car blows up, then so does the buggy, then so does the horse....is fucking amazing. I laugh so hard every time I put that in and watch that episode.

[Drew Beringer]

wish upon a weinstein is pretty funny! and the one were lois' dad's dog has puppies with ted turner's head on them, that one is great too. oh and the weiner is... is pretty funny too. god so many of them are funny.

"like a bisexual?"-ted turner
"yes, ted that was the joke"-michael eisner

[Bishop]

I love the Nigel Pinchley one, where the Drunken Clam is bought by that English guy. It's such an amazing episode.

"Do you know what's really funny?"
"What?"
"Men in women's clothing."
"Right good laugh right there."

"Hey, I thought you guys weren't supposed to move!?"
"No, that's only our women."

[ohlookitspaul]

my favorite episode is Peter Goes to Washington (i think that's what it's called). the one where he becomes the tobacco lobbyist. honestly, i think i love almost every episode but if i had to choose a favorite, this would be it. mainly because of my favorite joke on there:

"i can say the names of all 50 states in a quarter of a second. ACKJDFLJG!"

i think the worst episode though, is the one where Peter wants to joust at the renaissance festival. it's the only episode where i barely laughed.

[dayafterdayroks]

yea i agree family is freakin hiliarous and it is truly hard to pick a favorite one... i luv it how it is on tv now like on tbs twice and cartoon network at like 1100 its tight... I like when they go down south under witness protection and the one where there was toad licking hahahha...

[Mad Caddie]

I love them all so much!! plus Australia hasnt got season three on DVD yet :(

The funniest episode i can thing of is called "hes too sexy for his fat", where peter gets plastic surgery. One funny bit: chris is at the supermarket and some guy asks him if hes stealing hams- "hey, hes not stealing hams, he's just a fat kid!! arent ya, fatty fat fat fatty! want a chocolate bar, fatty?" Or, at the pool "Uh, sir, you cant park your van on the diving board", "thats not a van, thats my son!"

[SK_mo]

I love Family Guy, before I left home I bought all three season on dvd. Best purchase ever..... my favorite scene is when Peter gets into the fight with the chicken that gave him a bad coupon...haha... when they get on the bridge and the chicken falls on the truck and then the truck goes back under the bridge again and Peter jumps on... man...that whole scene is hilarious

[Thomas Sway]

i think the worst episode though, is the one where Peter wants to joust at the renaissance festival. it's the only episode where i barely laughed.
I totally agree.

[Mad Caddie]

I love Family Guy, before I left home I bought all three season on dvd. Best purchase ever..... my favorite scene is when Peter gets into the fight with the chicken that gave him a bad coupon...haha... when they get on the bridge and the chicken falls on the truck and then the truck goes back under the bridge again and Peter jumps on... man...that whole scene is hilarious
Rock on, dude! That scene has me in tears every time i see it! Damn funny.

[KGRGTheDon]

So far I have heard they have 20 new episodes planned for Season 4, to be played sometime 2005 (Summer is projected).

OH, and and before they show the eps, they are doing a FG "miniseries" (and yes, it is the rumoured "Family Guy Movie" just broken into parts). I can tell you it is focusing on Stewie...

[cptn_crunch]

i'd have to say my favorite is the one where they all get put in the witness protection program. so many funny things: chris thinks he's going gay, peter and brian as drunk sheriff's, /peter correcting the civil war reinactment, the general lee paint job on the station wagon, the F.B.I telling where the griffins were, the raccoon. but my absolute favorite part is when the F.B.I agents tell peter they're being relocated to the south and peter says: "is that where the black people are lazy and the white people are mad at the black people for being lazy because they're even lazier?", or something to the tune of that.
any episode with stewie is a great one (guess that means all of em)favorite stewie quote: "well i'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."
-rowr!-

[try_pie]

impossible. I love the show way too much to pick a favorite episode.

agreed

[Thomas Sway]

i'd have to say my favorite is the one where they all get put in the witness protection program.
-rowr!-
Yeah I think this one is probably my favorite one as well. Overall, it has the most hilarious shit in it.

[No Control]

"Chicken.......gave...me a bad coupon...."

[Mad Caddie]

:lol2: "Chicken.......gave...me a bad coupon...."
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA :lol2:

I'm sorry, but that is pure gold! The world needs more Family Guy. Bring on Season 4!!

[brandnizzle32]

funniest scene ever is when peter is pretending to play the piano in the toy store and this guy is like wow your good then realizes he's faking and follows him throughout the show calling him a phony.

" Hey your not really playing, your just a big fat phony" strange man
" C'mon Chris" Peter

[Greg]

i like a wasted talent.... where peter runs off with the golden ticket. and he falls down in front of his house. he sits there holding his leg rocking back and forth for a solid minute. going *inhale* "ahhh" again and again and again

its awesome

[dayafterdayroks]

hahhahahahhahhaha

[Mad Caddie]

man, most of these favourite episodes are from season three, WHICH I HAVENT SEEN!! AHH!! Well, i guess ive got a lot to look foward to when they finally bother to realease it out here.
Australia is gay, i know for a fact the US versions got special features, and yet our copies have none! not a single feature! if the show wasnt the best show in history i'd be annoyed!

[Tanooki Suit]

And the part where the car and horse get run off the road and the car blows up, then so does the buggy, then so does the horse....is fucking amazing.
Too bad that joke is ripped off almost exactly from the Simpsons, where it's been done before.

[dayafterdayroks]

dude like south park once said "the simpsons have done everything" come on its still funny thats all that matters

[WakingTheMisery]

i think the worst episode though, is the one where Peter wants to joust at the renaissance festival. it's the only episode where i barely laughed.will farrel did the voice of the night i believe.

[Justin_stacy]

Brian Portrait of a dog....

[Justin_stacy]

will farrel did the voice of the night i believe.


Yep.....now, go wait in the Hyundai!

[Bishop]

Yep.....now, go wait in the Hyundai!

Hey, how ya doin'? You want a soda... hmm... you want a nice soda?

...

Screw it, I tried.

[brandnizzle32]

how about when peter sings about the mansion they got from the dead aunt.

" Tonight i sleep alone, but still this house is freakin sweeeeeet! "
also in the episode
" Lois is about time your treated like the pieceashit you are "
always makes me laugh

[Zeran]

ija Rajana Bajana Gola Wookie Nipple Pinchie

[Zeran]

have all the other men left the showers yet?


ding!


ooh i don't like saying that word: "cream"


oh god she farted and it went down my throat!


nobody messes with mort goldman, you bastard!


i gotta fart, but i don't know which way to turn


nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! except that one time when that guy called me a fizzle and then ran away, he got away with it, but from this point on only half the people who will have called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it!


this is life, the one you get, so go and have a ball. because the world don't beat to the sound of just one drum, what might be right for you, may not be right for some. you take the good, you take the bad, you put them together, and then you have, my opening statement. sit, booboo, sit. good dog.

[when 4ever ends]

im suprissed no one has said this one yet, the eposide where stewie gets adopted into a different house because meg told some lady that she was a teenage mother who feed her child crack.. ahahahahahhaa and when stewie made all the babies of different races cry hahaha

"santa cant be asian, he dosent drive at 20 miles an hour on the side of the road with his blinkers on"

[Zeran]

go back to your rice paddy mulan.

[stoicalheart]

i think family guy is the funniest show i have ever seen. they come up with some random shit out of nowhere. the creators are geniuses. tell me what you think of family guy.

[bert]

I think Family Guy is fucking hilarious.

[Hilikus]

seriously who doesnt like family guy

[oreo_emokid89]

better than any cartoon ever
south park is a close second tho

[varock]

best 70 bucks I ever spent for both volumes. it has an incredible replay value.

[Greg]

not only fav cartoon but fav show period

[corey182__]

I think Family Guy is fucking hilarious.

amen

[PunkDrums182]

give me your keys your drunk

[dayafterdayroks]

family guy is one of the top shows ever on tv, let alone one of only three cartoons on tv.. South park and the simpsons and family guy are all awesome...

"Sir u cant park ur van on the diving board"
"Thats not a van, thats my son"

[Tanooki Suit]

Sorry, I don't speak "orange". But I do like Family Guy.

[MemoriesLinger]

Family Guy beats the hell out of The Simpsons.

[brandnizzle32]

i love family guy.... but you know who probably doesnt... Bob Dole.
oh well family guy will have to move on without bob dole's backing.

[ohlookitspaul]

i've seen every episode and i can't wait for the new dvd's

[MrChainsaw389]

new dvd? All three seasons are out.

[MemoriesLinger]

Maybe he means the new seaons...since its coming back to tv, finally!

[stoicalheart]

yea family guy is comming out with a new season. they stopped making new ones but everyone liked the old ones so much that they had to make new episodes

[[Brendan]]

I have series 2 and 3 on dvd so obviously i think it's hilarious, especially eps with Mayor West in them.

[kid.kills.romeo]

how can anyone not like it?! - it manages to make fun of everything everyone else wont touch and get away with it.
*damn you Lois!*

[puNk_tHeoRy]

my sig says it all

[twobullets]

family guy = one of the best shows ever. that is not anime atleast. bc anime owns all ;D.

[Tanooki Suit]

Some (and I use the term loosely) anime is good. A lot is crap, just like every other catagory of things in the world.

[ohlookitspaul]

i can't stand anime.


but family guy is one of my favorite tv shows ever.

[Tanooki Suit]

Yeah, I think we can all agree that Family Guy is very quality.

[ohlookitspaul]

http://www.familyguyquotes.com

i use this site for laughs whenever i'm bored.

[punklet2101]

I love Family Guy. I hate anime.

[AsianPunker]

ditto.

[sweethypocrisy]

Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?

[sweethypocrisy]

Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankels behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."

Stewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

[richter915]

everyone likes family guy cause all of it's humor is retarded and risque...kinda like it's fanbase. It's the truth, no point in denying it. I like the show but it gets far too much attention than it deserves. The Simpsons started the trend and family guy "modernized" it I guess. Oh well, whatever floats your boat.

Anime is mediocre (cept for Rurouni Kenshin)...now Anime Porn...that's the shit.

[mondeoman]

same here.
Anime is so dumb. Family Guy owns all. The same thread is also in entertainment.

[puNk_tHeoRy]

there's about 2-3 family guy threads in the entertainment section... away with you silly kids!

[ohlookitspaul]

everyone likes family guy cause all of it's humor is retarded and risque...kinda like it's fanbase. It's the truth, no point in denying it. I like the show but it gets far too much attention than it deserves. The Simpsons started the trend and family guy "modernized" it I guess. Oh well, whatever floats your boat.

Anime is mediocre (cept for Rurouni Kenshin)...now Anime Porn...that's the shit.
i think family guy is cleverer than simpsons though. family guy perfected the art that the simpsons started.

[mondeoman]

Chris: So .. ah .. what are you wearing? Ha ha ha ha ha WOW! I bet you could see right through that.
Lois: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris: Grandma.
hahahahhahahahhahahaha

[richter915]

i think family guy is cleverer than simpsons though. family guy perfected the art that the simpsons started.
that's respectable. I don't like the people who bash the simpsons since the simpsons have to be PC...ya it's not "punk" to do the "right" thing but it takes a lot more skill to be PC and still be funny which is something Family Guy could never do. Don't really think they perfected it...I think they took elements from the simpsons and rejuvinated the retarded humor trend and that's why it's so successful.

all in all...good show...some of the fans can be annoying (seriously, I don't need to know that Peter Griffin would think something is "friggin' sweet!")

[-whisp-]

Chris: So .. ah .. what are you wearing? Ha ha ha ha ha WOW! I bet you could see right through that.
Lois: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris: Grandma.
hahahahhahahahhahahaha



hehe i love that, i just saw that episode again last night hehe :)

[twobullets]

SHUSH i couldn't help it ;[ i saw it on the tele and like uhhhh i had to say something. pooo. ;\

[Emopunkthrice]

Its on right now..."Death Has a Shadow"

[allelish]

"Smoking killed my father!...and raped my mother."

Funniest line in cartoon history right there.

[Justin_stacy]

Season Four....starts in March of 05'
http://www.tvtome.com/FamilyGuy/eplist.html

51. North by North Quahog
Drew Barrymore guest-voices as a sexy teacher who tries to get Chris to kill her husband.

52. Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High

53. Don't Make Me Over

54. Blind Ambition

55. Stewie B. Goode (1)

56. Bango Was His Name Oh (2)

57. Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure (3)

58. The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

59. Petarded

60. Brian the Bachelor

61. 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

62. Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

63. Model Misbehavior

[Greg]

it def says july...

[MrChainsaw389]

and the world can once again spin in harmony

[Emopunkthrice]

why'd you have to get me excited but this shit won't come out for another half a year.

[Justin_stacy]

it def says july...


November 09, 2004

Season 4 will air in March 2005, on the Fox network. The exact date hasn't been released yet, so stay tuned to Fox to find out.

http://www.tvtome.com/FamilyGuy/index.html

[Greg]

Season 4
51. 4-1 4ACX01 01-Jul-2005 North by North Quahog

[MaybeOneDay]

This is, in my opinion, the best show to ever hit television. Anyways, so here's where you can post your favourite quotes from the show. Some of mine are:

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.


Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm alergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?


Peter: Lois, you've got a sick mind!
Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter: Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.


Lois: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
Peter: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
Brian: What the hell are you talking about?


Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

[BrittanyTalent]

Sales Man : now, you can take the free boat OR the mistery box
Peter : oh well that's easy... we'll take the mistery box!
Lois : PETER!!!!
Peter : Common Lois, a boat is just a boat, but the mistery box could be anything..it could even be a boat! we've always wanted a boat!

( mistery box = tickets to a comedy club )

at the comedy club
Peter : COMMON SKINNY MAKE ME LAUGH!
Lois : Peter, thats a microphone stand.
Peter : Well EXCUSE ME for thinking a microphone stand at a comedy club should tell a joke or 2, i guess i'm just old fashioned that way!

[MrChainsaw389]

Clinic Worker: What's your name?
Peter: My name...uh...um...
:looks at plate with pea on it:
Peter: Pe..
:looks at girl crying:
Peter: tear....
:Griffin flies by:
Peter: Griffin....Peter Griffin....aw damnit.

[em0_stars]

Peter: Look at this, Lois, see right here [points in book], I was voted most likely to succeed!
Lois: Peter, that's not you. That's not even a yearbook, it's a People magazine.
Peter: Oh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.


Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?

[forswornpromise]

Lois: Peter, why would they make you presidesnt?
Peter: Maybe it's because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second - RARF!
Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.

Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. (laughter)
Stewie: Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

Peter: And Joe, I've had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.

Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house

Peter: Woah! Is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes.
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?

[aolsux]

Stewie: Whoa, all that time keeping people from having sex, now I know how the Catholic Church feels, BAAAZING!

[OnLegendary21]

This one makes me laugh every time:

Peter: You know, I oughta just give you some beer. Goes straight through you.
Stewie: Wonderful. And while we're at it, we can light up a doobie and watch porn.
Peter: Eh... yeah?

[puNk_tHeoRy]

Peter: look Loise, two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's afraid of change.

edit: oh oh..thought of another
Chris: hey birthday dude. want some ice cream?
Stewie: Yes... but no sprinkles! for every sprinkle I find... i shall kill you.

Stewie: Now listen here...Joleen. I have an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and an in-flight happy meal...and NO pickles! Oh God help you if i find pickles!

[Bishop]

Cleveland: Lois must've written the book on the pleasing men. Too bad Loretta doesn't allow white literature in the house.

Trisha Takinawa: To conclude our coverage this week on the topic of sex I am now going to have sex with a man that I just met in a bar. He is in the bathroom right now probably shooting up as we speak.
*Quagmeyer jumps into bed*
Quagmeyer: Hey, I've never been with a Spanish chick before. Ole!

Peter: Hey trees, when one of you falls over do you ever make a sound?
Tree #1: Are you kidding? Scott fell down last week and hasn't shut up about it since.
Scott: Oh sure complain about it, but does anyone help me!?!?

Stewie: His heart rate is starting to pick up they're either doing the nasty or he's watching Batman.
*cut to Peter laying on the bed with the Batman theme song playing in the background*

Cleveland: Oh Quagmeyer, your what the Spanish call el terible.

[MaybeOneDay]

Hahahahahah, oh my god. All so funny.

[Bishop]

Sales Man : now, you can take the free boat OR the mistery box
Peter : oh well that's easy... we'll take the mistery box!
Lois : PETER!!!!
Peter : Common Lois, a boat is just a boat, but the mistery box could be anything..it could even be a boat! we've always wanted a boat!

( mistery box = tickets to a comedy club )

at the comedy club
Peter : COMMON SKINNY MAKE ME LAUGH!
Lois : Peter, thats a microphone stand.
Peter : Well EXCUSE ME for thinking a microphone stand at a comedy club should tell a joke or 2, i guess i'm just old fashioned that way!

It's spelled mystrey, it's a y not an i.

And saying "common" doesn't make any sense with that quote. While "Come on" would make much much more sense.

[ohlookitspaul]

no matter how many times i read these or watch the episodes, i still laugh every damn time

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World
(THE BEST ONE)

[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.

[aolsux]

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World
(THE BEST ONE)

oh god, i forgot about that one, soooo funny

[em0_stars]

(taking joe out to drinks for the first time)
Peter: You don't have to quit the force. I mean, you could get a desk job. Eh? You could be a desk.


(after peter took out the power with the car on Quahog TV News)
Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people.

[YouWish22]

Stewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

[aolsux]

Chris: I bet you can't guess what I'm thinking about and this time it's definitely not kitty.
Meg: Is it kitty?
Chris: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!


Meg: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death: Well that would just leave England.


Peter: I've been watching television so much the shows are starting to run together.
For Homicide: Life on Sesame Street
Answering phone
Gets out of bed and gets dressed
Bert: Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's.
Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.
Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the DAMN BED.
Ernie: Bert, you're shouting again, Bert.


after being on the dog walker
Jane: Oh my God. George.
Elroy: Yeah, you...
George: Go to your room, Elroy.
Elroy: But...
George: GO TO YOUR ROOM. For 45 minutes I was out there screaming. I know that because my damn watch is broken.
Jane: I'm sorry.
George: Oh 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Jane is sorry', I could've been killed.

[aolsux]

I love this one:

Quagmire: Hello there, cutie. How old are you?
Girl: Sixteen.
Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first.
Girl: MOM.
Quagmire: I like where this is going.

[Drew Beringer]

Peter: I was going to name it Peterland, but that name was already taken by the gay bar by the airport.


Chris: Dad, where are all the jockeys?
Peter: There in the wash, son. I'm going Indian style.


Michael Eisner: Wow, all the people look like ants down there!
Bill Gates: They are ants, Michael! They are!

[Emopunkthrice]

store worker: excuse me sir we need those hands back
store worker: or your just a fat kid huh fattie. want some chocolate fatty.
chris: thanks
strore worker: hey it was just a fat kid
....something like that don't remember it completely.

[dumbcorey]

Peter: At least they don't put their feminine ointments next to the mustard, Lois. That was the worst hot dog I ever ate.

[Darren McLeod]

The quote in my sig is my favorite.

[em0_stars]

The quote in my sig is my favorite.


hahahhahaahhaahahahaha that made me laugh.

[sleepygrlgreen]

the ONLY thing i remember... "you smell like the inside of my mama's purse". the things that stuey says are usually pretty funny. yup, him and brian.

[sleepygrlgreen]

Clinic Worker: What's your name?
Peter: My name...uh...um...
:looks at plate with pea on it:
Peter: Pe..
:looks at girl crying:
Peter: tear....
:Griffin flies by:
Peter: Griffin....Peter Griffin....aw damnit.

hah. i remember that one.

[em0_stars]

Peter:trust me you didn't want the al roker one iwth the hershey kiss nipples.

[Drew Beringer]

Lois: Thank you, God!
Peter: You're welcome.

something like that...

[em0_stars]

Peter:trust me you didn't want the al roker one iwth the hershey kiss nipples.


your a funny kid

[em0_stars]

Police Van:Minority Suspect! Danger! He's got a gun!

[FinchBulldog2]

Here's a bunch..people prob already said some of them....

(after Brian pisses on the floor at the supermarket...
Peter - "Jeez Brian, where do you think you are, Payless?"

Peter - "Am I... am I supposed to conduct with my penis?"

Peter - "Math. Math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology."

Stewie (at the foster home) - "I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink.""

Peter (seconds after starting a hunger strike) - "You gonna eat that stapler?....Wanna split it?"

Mayor Adam West - "I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy."

And now for the blackee weather forecast - "It's gon' rain."

[sweethypocrisy]

Lois: Thank you, God!
Peter: You're welcome.

something like that...
no, peter yells "thank you god!"
and god rides up on a horse and goes "no problem"

[Bishop]

no, peter yells "thank you god!"
and god rides up on a horse and goes "no problem"

No, I think he's referring to the episode where people start to think that Peter is a healer and people start to come and worship him so he starts referring to himself as God.

[FinchBulldog2]

No, I think he's referring to the episode where people start to think that Peter is a healer and people start to come and worship him so he starts referring to himself as God.
I love when the correcter gets corrected. If I had positive scene points I'd give u a ton haha.

[Bishop]

That mistake I can forgive because those exact lines were used in a different episode.

[Drew Beringer]

Meg: Chris, you're hogging up all the fans!
Chris: Oh, well, you're hogging up all the ugly!

[Greg Dona]

peter... 'im not drunk. im just exhausted from a night of drinking'

[SockMonkeyRiot]

It's spelled mystrey, it's a y not an i.

mystery

[Justin_stacy]

beginning Sunday, May 1 at 9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT The night it should have been on all along.


*what a great night for TV; Simpsons, American Dad, Family Guy, and Arrested Development!!

From 20th Century Fox:
http://www.freezedriedmovies.com/news/index.php?Action=Full&NewsID=2069

Family Guy is back by popular demand with all-new episodes beginning Sunday, May 1 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX, it was announced today by Gail Berman, President, Entertainment for the Fox Broadcasting Co.

Since its debut in 1999, the Emmy-nominated animated series has attracted an impressively loyal following of devoted fans and has sold over 3.5 million combined DVD units, making it the fourth-largest TV series seller ever.

Creator/executive producer Seth MacFarlane will continue to serve up the distinctively twisted and irreverently outrageous trials and tribulations of Peter Griffin (MacFarlane) and his not-quite-so-average family of middle-class New Englanders. Lois (Alex Borstein) is Peter's loving wife, who struggles to maintain a modicum of normalcy in their home life. Then there are their kids: angst-ridden, 16-year-old Meg (Mila Kunis), who only really wants to be noticed; 13-year-old Chris (Seth Green), a sweet-natured slacker; and 1-year-old Stewie (MacFarlane), a diabolically clever baby who's already bent on world domination. Rounding out the Griffin household is Brian (MacFarlane), the brainy family pooch who likes his martinis as dry as his Mighty Dog.

Family Guy is a 20th Century Fox Television production. Seth MacFarlane is creator/executive producer with David A. Goodman as executive producer/showrunner, and Chris Sheridan as executive producer.

[ohlookitspaul]

YES!

[Signals Corrupted]

YES!


your icon is quite disturbing :lol2:

[theESCO]

I never knew McFarlane was the voice for like, everyone. That's weird..

[Mad Caddie]

Oh man, series four. I'M SO PUMPED!! I just have to wait the many years for it to arrive here. Can you believe we dont even have seried 3 DVDs yet!!??

[SK_mo]

Oh man, series four. I'M SO PUMPED!! I just have to wait the many years for it to arrive here. Can you believe we dont even have seried 3 DVDs yet!!??
wow, that sucks....i'm in iraq and even they have it for sale here,hahahahha...sorry, i'm done.

that's awesome, i can't wait to get home so i can watch the new episodes...woohoooo

[AnonomusVsCA]

oh man im counting down... 101 days that seems so far away.

[Hilikus]

i head about this and i cant wait

WOOO!

[aminorthreat55]

Yay. I have the first two seasons on dvd (Volume 1). I watch one every night before I go to sleep.

[FlashAmI]

Family guy comes back May 1st!!! :lol2:

[hate to me]

great news

[[Brendan]]

Exellent I love Family Guy I have seasons 1 and 3 on dvd. One of the funniest cartoons on TV.

I also hear a videogame is in the works.

[MrChainsaw389]

You just heard about this? Family Guy season 4 has been in the works for about 6 months.

Watch American Dad after the Super Bowl!!

[FlashAmI]

You just heard about this? Family Guy season 4 has been in the works for about 6 months.

Watch American Dad after the Super Bowl!!

yeah, its been in the works for like over a year, everyone hs heard about it - but no one knew the exact date of the return. but now we do!!

[popdisaster00]

i'm excited.

i finally see you on the boards over here, bobby

[hate to me]

im watching the super bowl tomo but we wont get to see american dad for ages

[Emopunkthrice]

yeah, its been in the works for like over a year, everyone hs heard about it - but no one knew the exact date of the return. but now we do!!
actually there was a thread before this about a month ago with the exact date.

[Chemical Love]

it said May 1 while i was watching american dad. all i can say is fuck yea! i cant wait to see these.

[__Deformative.]

Fuck Fox.

[Justin_stacy]

http://home.businesswire.com/portal/site/google/index.jsp?ndmViewId=news_view&newsId=20050203005465&newsLang=en

Twentieth Century Fox Licensing and Merchandising Expands Family Guy Product Line-up after Impressive Launch at Retail


(Graphic: Business Wire)





CENTURY CITY, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Feb. 3, 2005--
New Partners Take-Two Interactive Software and Airborne Entertainment Sign On For An Impressive Campaign To Coincide With New Series Launch This Spring





Twentieth Century Fox Licensing and Merchandising today announced the expansion of the thriving Family Guy licensing and merchandising program through two new agreements with video game industry giant Take-Two Interactive Software and wireless content leader Airborne Entertainment. Take-Two has the rights to produce all-new video games for multiple platforms under the 2K Games label, while Airborne Entertainment will introduce new mobile phone content that will feature everyone's favorite dysfunctional animated family, The Griffins. The licensing and merchandising program for Family Guy continues to prosper thanks to a fanatical fan base that has contributed to heavy sales of licensed merchandise and incredible DVD sales that have far exceeded expectations with more than 3 million units sold to date.

"Family Guy is totally unique in the licensing business having found its 'sweet spot' the second time around", said Peter Byrne, Executive Vice President of Fox Licensing and Merchandising. "There's an insatiable demand for merchandise currently, but we are taking a very long term view of building Family Guy into a major franchise for the studio on multiple levels".

The new agreement with Take-Two's 2K Games will introduce the Griffins to gamers everywhere with a new video game title for multiple platforms. In the game, being developed as a third person action/adventure, players will take on the role of multiple characters such as Stewie, Brian the Dog, and Peter, the hapless patriarch, as they interact with many of the citizens of Quahog. The Family Guy video game is slated for release in 2006.

"Take-Two has unparalleled experience in reaching what is the core Family Guy demo and we are really excited to be collaborating with them on bringing the Griffins to the gaming community," said Mr. Byrne.

In addition, Fox's deal with Airborne Entertainment will allow fans to download an ever-expanding array of wallpapers, wireless games, applications and animated ringers directly to their mobile phones. Family Guy wireless content will be available this spring in anticipation of the show's re-launch on primetime FOX May 1st. Additional Family Guy products from Airborne Entertainment will be released throughout the year and will reflect the themes and events of specific episodes.

"Airborne Entertainment is at the cutting edge of wireless entertainment and share the true vision of the show. The great thing with wireless is that you can have an on-going dialogue with the consumer, which plays into the relevancy of Family Guy in the everyday lives of its fans," said Mr. Byrne.

With an impressive launch into specialty stores in September '04, the merchandising program has held the No. 1 spot for months on end, reinforcing Fox's commitment to the brand. The initial product launch with licensing partners Gemmy, Kelly Toy, Mezco and Aquarius has established a foundation for Family Guy product at retail as Fox prepares for a more expansive product launch this Spring. The massive licensing and merchandising program on tap will coincide with the new series launch for Family Guy on May 1st, and is expected to be one of the company's largest product blitzes to date. Family Guy products can currently by found in Hot Topic, Borders, Barnes & Noble, Calendar Club, Spencer's and Musicland.

The current Family Guy licensing roster includes:

FAMILY GUY LICENSING & MERCHANDISING PROGRAM PARTNERS

Licensee Category Product Description
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Bio-World Apparel & Backpacks, bags, beach sandals
Merchandising Accessories
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Changes Apparel & Men's t-shirts, sweatshirts, boxer
Accessories shorts, lounge wear, wrist cuffs,
shoelaces, jewelry, belt buckles and
wallets, caps, beanies, bags,
embroidered shirts

Gifts/Novelty Candles, lighters, snow domes, floor
mats, pens, mouse pads, balls lunch
bags, CD holders, notebooks, cups,
postcards and keychains
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Headline Apparel & Infant/Toddler t-shirts and onesies
Entertainment Accessories
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
MZ Berger and Apparel & Watches, both analog and digital
Co. Accessories
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Pure and Apparel & Jewelry
Simple/ Accessories
Casa D'oro
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Ripple Apparel & Jr's. T-shirts, sweatshirts, wallets
Junction Accessories and wrist cuffs
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
SG Footwear Apparel & Slippers, novelty footwear and flip flops
Accessories for men, women and children
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Icup Inc. Housewares Beverageware, shot glasses and shooter,
recipe shaker glass, coaster, travel
mugs, glass beer mugs and steins
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Betesh Gift/Novelty Talking/non-talking standees, room flags
Group/Baby & pennants, wall scrolls & cuddle
Boom pillows
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Bradford Gift/Novelty Collectible figurines
Exchange
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Franco Gift/Novelty Bedding, pillows, blankets, towels,
Manufacturing placemats
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Hot Properties Gift/Novelty Magnets, memo boards, pins, and bottle
openers
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Kellytoy Gift/Novelty Plush, talking plush, beanies, keychains
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Kurt S. Adler Gift/Novelty Ornaments, lighting, snow domes,
figurines, wall decorations, holders
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
N.J. Croce Gift/Novelty Bendable figures, keychains, magnets
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Pacific Direct Gift/Novelty Talking bottle openers
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Rabbit Tanaka Gift/Novelty Lighting, lamps, snow domes
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Rix Products Gift/Novelty Tin coasters, playing cards in
collectible tin,
waste basket, tin storage boxes, tin
license plates, tin license plate holder
and food trays
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
The Rug Barn Gift/Novelty Tapestry: pillows, blankets, wall
decorations
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
VIP Limited Gift/Novelty T-shirts, hats, key chains, mugs,
Partnership photographs, script book, posters,
watches, mouse pads, sweatshirts
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Aquarius Social Wall calendars, posters
Entertainment Expressions
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Kalan, LP Social Party goods: tin signs, die cut memo
Expressions pads, gift bag, party packs, balloons,
and tablecloth
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Poster Social Posters
Services Expressions
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
A&A Global Toys/Candy Stickers and tattoos, Toys: figurines,
Industries pencil huggers, suction cup danglers,
yo-yos, balls, mugs
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Boston America Toys/Candy Candy, gum, gummy candy
Corp.
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Gemmy Toys/Candy Animatronic figures
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Kid Kraze Toys/Candy Inflatable furniture
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Inkworks Toys/Candy Trading cards
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Mezco Toys Toys/Candy Action figures
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Nanco Toys/Candy Plush talking and non-talking, plush key
chains and clip-ons, beanbag toys, vinyl
inflatables, novelty pillows, book
markers, suction cup toys
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Rocket USA, Toys/Candy Cubicle signs, big key wacky wind ups,
Inc. tin wind ups, tin litho dime banks, and
wind chimes
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Harper Publishing Paperback novelty format book
Entertainment
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Tokyo Pop Publishing Graphic novels
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
AcmeAnimation Art Original & limited edition
Archives
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------
Paul Beress Art Original & limited edition
-------------- ------------- -----------------------------------------


Premiering Sunday, February 6 in the coveted post-Superbowl time period on Fox, is "American Dad", the latest irreverent offering from the multitalented Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy. "American Dad" is an animated series about an over-the-top CIA agent and his family. "American Dad" will return full time to the Fox schedule following the triumphant return of Family Guy, every Sunday night beginning May 1.

ABOUT FAMILY GUY

Heading up the eclectic Family Guy household is Peter Griffin, a big, boisterous, lovable oaf who isn't afraid to say what's on his freakin' mind -- usually the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time. He lives in Quahog, Rhode Island with his wife, Lois, and their three children -- Chris, Meg and Stewie, a brilliant, sadistic baby bent on destroying the world. And, don't forget Peter's well-spoken, cynical best friend, Brian, the family dog. Executive producer/creator Seth MacFarlane has the distinction of being the youngest person to be an executive producer. Family Guy debuted after the Superbowl in 1999, and in 2004, Family Guy made television history when Fox ordered the previously canceled show back into production due to its extraordinary fan support in both DVD sales and repeat broadcasts on Cartoon Network's 'Adult Swim'.

The talented voice cast includes: Seth MacFarlane (as Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin and more), Alex Borstein (as Lois Griffin), Seth Green (as Chris Griffin), and Mila Kunis (as Meg Griffin).

ABOUT FOX LICENSING & MERCHANDISING

A recognized industry leader, Twentieth Century Fox Licensing and Merchandising licenses and markets properties worldwide on behalf of Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, Twentieth Television and Fox Broadcasting Company, as well as third party lines. The division is aligned with Twentieth Century Fox Television, one of the top suppliers of primetime entertainment programming to the broadcast networks.

ABOUT TAKE-TWO INTERACTIVE SOFTWARE

Headquartered in New York City, Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. is an integrated global developer, marketer, distributor and publisher of interactive entertainment software games and accessories for the PC, PlayStation(R) game console, PlayStation(R)2 computer entertainment system, PSP(TM) handheld entertainment system, Xbox(R), Nintendo GameCube(TM) and Game Boy(R) Advance. The Company publishes and develops products through its wholly owned labels Rockstar Games, 2K Games and Global Star Software; and distributes products in North America through its Jack of All Games subsidiary. Take-Two also manufactures and markets video game accessories in Europe, North America and the Asia Pacific region through its Joytech subsidiary. The Company maintains sales and marketing offices in Cincinnati, New York, Toronto, London, Paris, Munich, Madrid, Vienna, Milan, Sydney, Breda (Netherlands) and Auckland. Take-Two's common stock is publicly traded on NASDAQ under the symbol TTWO. For more corporate and product information please visit our website at www.take2games.com.

All trademarks and copyrights contained herein are the property of their respective holders.

ABOUT AIRBORNE ENTERTAINMENT

Airborne Entertainment is a leading publisher of entertainment content for mobile phones. The company creates, packages, and distributes games, lifestyle applications, messaging services, ringtones and graphics in conjunction with the world's most recognizable media and consumer brands. Airborne's distribution network comprises all tier-one North-American mobile operators, reaching nearly 100% of enabled mobile subscribers, as well as a growing number of mobile subscribers in foreign markets. For more information, please visit www.airborne-e.com.

[FinchBulldog2]

Yep, that is alot of words.

[[Brendan]]

-----------------------------------------------------------
Tokyo Pop Publishing Graphic novels
-----------------------------------------------------------

Tokyo Pop! They publish Anime and Manga I can't see that having much to do with Family Guy. Interesting article nontheless

[mat1419]

eh, i skimmed it, saw something about family guy and video game...based on every simpsons game ever, i'm not really counting down days till this.

[Greg]

but dude its FG.... it's gonna own.... hopefully it'll be a stewie game where you have to kill louis. haha

[mat1419]

i'm in love with the fact that a few years ago when they cancelled my favorite show, i never thought i'd see it again, then through the emerging internet, bootleg dvd's leaked, then fox put out a good version of the series, then it made it onto late late cartoon network, then they got uncancelled, and now, 2 months to the day before it's back, it's on every time i flip to cartoon network, tbs, or fox, and they're talking video game. it's nice to finally win one.

[Greg]

i'm in love with the fact that a few years ago when they cancelled my favorite show, i never thought i'd see it again, then through the emerging internet, bootleg dvd's leaked, then fox put out a good version of the series, then it made it onto late late cartoon network, then they got uncancelled, and now, 2 months to the day before it's back, it's on every time i flip to cartoon network, tbs, or fox, and they're talking video game. it's nice to finally win one.
true dat. i have been a fan since it premiered back in jan 99. i saw everyone when it origonally aired. and know it's back.....

[cptn_crunch]

sssssssssss ahhh sssssssssssssssss ahhhhh ssssssssssssss ahhhhh ssssssssssss ahh sssssssssss ahhhh ssssssssssssssss ahhhh sssssssssssssssssss ahhhhh.

All o your words can "BURN IN HELL!!!"

[EvilButters]

These are some of my favorites(there's a shitload because I'm bored):

Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.
Bob: Outrageous, How dare he say such blasphemy. I've got to do something.
Man #1: Bob, there's nothing you can do.
Bob: Well, I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humor.


Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!


Peter: At least they don't put their feminine ointments next to the mustard, Lois. That was the worst hot dog I ever ate.


Peter: Lois, I'm gonna grow a beard.
Lois: Peter, you know I hate beards ...
Peter: No no Lois, it's time I joined the ranks of great men with beards. Why do you think Jesus Christ was so popular? Cause ... cause of all the magic tricks?


Brian: You want some ice cream?
Stewie: No.
Brian: You want some McDonalds?
Stewie: No.
Brian: You want to take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes?
Stewie: Yeah.
Brian: Okay, let's go and take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes.


Brian: Hey, you know what might be a thrill for you guys?
Chris: Ooh, ooh, eating a pebble!


Lois: Brian, you're home early. What happened with your date?
Brian: The same thing that always happens, she was an idiot.


Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.


Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.


Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."


Stewie's Letter: Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie.
P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm… I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll… Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm… Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever.
P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.


Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?


Stewie: You know, mother, this could almost have passed for a palatable banana pudding, but without Nilla wafers it's just another one of your wretched culinary abortions. Now clean it up!


Meg: Can I be in the play, Mom?
Stewie: Oh yes, you can be the dumpy teenage girl who cries backstage because no one finds her attractive.


Eliza: Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter.
Stewie: I was curious!


there's one quote that I don't remember which episode it's from, but Peter is remembering when he goes on a field trip to a museum and the conversation goes something like this:

Peter: Why'd all the dinosaurs die?
Teacher: Because you touch yourself at night.

[yeknom]

mystery

thank you. Thay shuld poot spel chek in the fourums.

[Emopunkthrice]

So ya i got this email from Fox saying that Family Guy is going to be live on stage in LA(Wiltern) Friday April 15th at 8 and 11....and In New York(NY at Town Hall) Friday the 29th at 7 and 10, and Saturday the 30th at 7 and 10...well this seems kind of gay but very interesing, and of you guys interested

Pre-sale Tickets password is FREAKINSWEET (all caps, no spaces)
http://www.ticketmaster.com/artist/961193

PRe-sale Begins Friday March 11th incase anyone cares

[EnderDove]

W.

h.

a.

t.

?.

[indieriot]

since i have no idea what it is 55 to 65 dollars seems quite steep

[Emopunkthrice]

I have no idea what the hell this thing is I think its a comedy show? based off the TV show

[apoemtothedead]

Wouldn't it hurt the staff's hands to draw that fast?

[TheNumberOneFan]

Wouldn't it hurt the staff's hands to draw that fast?

lol.. that was lame... :)

[theESCO]

I...I don't get it.

[Bishop]

since i have no idea what it is 55 to 65 dollars seems quite steep

Not for a full production for a live show. Sometimes shows on Broadway are on for years before they even start to turn a real profit.

[slickwataris]

Just thought you would like to know.


http://news.toonzone.net/article.php?ID=2680

http://www.familyguyliveinvegas.com/

[IAmCountryMusic]

okay, now i know this family guy thing is going too far :headshake

[slickwataris]

okay, now i know this family guy thing is going too far :headshake
Haylie Duff is supposed to be on it...

[OnLegendary21]

okay, now i know this family guy thing is going too far :headshake

The Simpsons have cds. Why can't The Family Guy? That show's actually funny.

[IAmCountryMusic]

The Simpsons have cds. Why can't The Family Guy? That show's actually funny.
oh yeah of course its funny and ive always watched it, and also when the simpsons got popular they came out with all of this crappy merchandise. it just makes me sad :(:(:(:(

[slickwataris]

The Simpsons have cds. Why can't The Family Guy? That show's actually funny.


I checked The Simpsons Sing The Blues out of the library once. It was meh.



And yeah, the show is quite popular. This one kid in my gym class randomly quoted it the other day. To make it more ironic that exact same episode was on later that night.

[MestRules]

i heart family guy among many other shows, the soon to come return of it makes me very happy, i've been quoting it left and right, i wanted to enjoy some quotes i may have missed seeing as i know plenty of people watch/watched the show what the fave quote/conversation from family guy is....

mine:
Peter: Well how long do you have chris?
Chris: three days
Peter: Three Days?! That's Tomorrow!

[EnderDove]

"Because you touch yourself at night" is my favorite quote.

[FinchBulldog2]

"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually." Peter

After Brian pisses on the floor, "Jeez Brian, where do you think you are, Payless?" Peter

"Am I... am I supposed to conduct with my penis?" Peter

"I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."" Stewie

"You gonna eat that stapler?....Wanna split it?" Peter

"Ya all we caught was a tire, a can, a boot, and this book of cliches." Peter

[mat1419]

what's you're name?

pea...tear...griffin...

i can't believe it's only 3 weeks until it'sback

[dumbcorey]

Louis: "peter, you cant quit now, you've got the big meet tomorrow"
Peter: "yeah you're right, wait. did u just say big meat?"

[apoemtothedead]

Peter: "Hey, remember that time you used the search feature? Oh wait, you didn't."

[Drew Beringer]

Artist: So who is your favorite baseball player?
Kid: Um.. Reggie Jackson!
Artist: Okay, I'm going to draw him pooping on your chest. What's his number again?

[Emopunkthrice]

Old Man: hey there muscley arms, got some good news today?
Old Man: You like popsicles, I got a whole bunch of them in a freezer down in my cellar.
Old Man: I got a nice old tip for you in my pocket.

JOB Person: Where do you see yourself in 5 years
Peter: Doing your ......son

Brian: Peter your a horrible liar, remember the elevator?
Peter:...farts...It was you.

[_Leah_]

Chris: I'm thinking of a word and it's NOT kitty
Meg: Kitty
Chris: get-out of my head. Get out of my head!

[FinchBulldog2]

"Why do woman have boobs?
So you got something to look at while you're talking to them.
So you got something to look at while you're talking to them."

[PeeDster]

lol I LOVE family guy.

"I would love to stay and chat, but your a total bitch" - Stewie

"Fidel! No running around the pool!" - Stewie

"I'd do anything to you" "what?!" "id do anything for you" - Quagmire+Lois

"Sadly, that means nothing coming from you" -Peter, after Lois tries to comfort him

"My dad always says, Junior! quit jumpin on the bed! haha haha haha" - Cleveland Junior

i love Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons. So so so so funny.

"And now going back to diane being a bitch!, Diane?"

[xThursdayxPTWx]

"We can rebuild him, we have the techonology....but we don't want to spend a lot of money"

[AShannon04]

Lois Griffin: Typical male fantasy: women drinking beer. I can guarantee that a man made that commercial.
Peter Griffin: Of course they did. It's a commercial, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner.


Peter Griffin: Don't worry Lois. I'll handle this. I read a book about this kind of thing once.
Brian Griffin: Are you sure it was in a book? Are you sure it wasn't... nothing?
Peter Griffin: Oh, yeah.

[Emopunkthrice]

Stewie: I'd do her, her, her, and her, oh who hasn't done her, no way, I'd do her.

[FinchBulldog2]

Stewie: I'd do her, her, her, and her, oh who hasn't done her, no way, I'd do her.
haha

[trinekat]

hey, anyone see this yet? Family Guy returns May1 (http://news.usti.net/newsstory/living.top/1/wed/dq/Uus-familyguy.RpdB_FAD.html)

very kewl!

[FinchBulldog2]

hey, anyone see this yet? Family Guy returns May1 (http://news.usti.net/newsstory/living.top/1/wed/dq/Uus-familyguy.RpdB_FAD.html)

very kewl!
I knew....I don't know about these other freaks though.

[IAmCountryMusic]

that time peter was watching murder she wrote and angela lansbury said she had an abortion, so peter said "so youre the murderer?";)

[slickwataris]

Ah crap, its a crapple.

[Emopunkthrice]

I like the episode where Peter narrarates his life.

[The Don]

Peter: Brian look, I think my Alphabits are spelling a message to me. They say "oooooooooooo."
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

[oldwirehands]

After Peter and Lois catch Brian masterbating in the bathroom

"Should we rub his nose in it?"

[Emopunkthrice]

Peter's Dad: I know what your doing in there, and that a sin.
Peter's Dad: I better not see you do that again.

Chris: Oh man don't say the word poo

[PeeDster]

Ah crap, its a crapple.

ah crip its a crapple

[PeeDster]

Peter: Brian look, I think my Alphabits are spelling a message to me. They say "oooooooooooo."
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

lol i love that.

[elanmoridin]

"For every sprinkle I find.........I shall kill you" Stewie

[sweethypocrisy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v697/Hahayouredead09/214.bmp

[trinekat]

Turn right at fork in road. In Soviet Russia - road forks you

[-whisp-]

Tom Tucker: Now let's go to Greg The Weather Mime. OK... it's going to be cold... lots of wind... and it looks like parents are going to throw human fecal matter from the rooftops onto their children ... oh, GOD. That's awful. No wait, it looks like rain. Yes, rain.
___

Tom Tucker: And now time for the Ollie weather report.
Ollie: It's gonna rain.
Tom Tucker: Thanks, Ollie.
____

Brian: Gosh, I'd like to help you, Peter, but I've got to go out in the hall and chew on the back of my ass for about five minutes.

[a typicalcliche]

are you trying to seduce me?

[niveK]

http://www.familyguycentral.com/forum/dload.php?action=file&file_id=6

If you sign up for the forum you can download the first new episode of Family Guy that is going to air May 1st on Fox.

Youre welcome

[AshesAshes]

wow weres the line to suck your dick at?

[niveK]

line forms on the right

[AshesAshes]

now if we could get an american dad episode..it would be the suck and fuck you line.

[hobotodd311]

whoa, that is very tempting. i think i'm going to wait til the 1st to see it though.

[AshesAshes]

thats what im doing

[Emopunkthrice]

how do you download it?

[AShannon04]

how do you download it?

yeah, im confused too :huh:


EDIT: I figured it out. you have to register first, then when you go to that same site with the download, there should be a "download" icon above all of the posts

[hobotodd311]

yeah, im confused too :huh:
you have to register at that forum first. then after you log in, click on download at the top. it's under Season 4.

[marrost]

Tell me that it's good.

[FrancesTheMute]

it's good.


glad to see that they haven't ruined it. *i don't see how they could*

[MrChainsaw389]

I want to try and hold out. It's about a week and a half.

[Emopunkthrice]

ya I know its a great episode, but the part when he was naming tv shows that was freken annoying. I liked the part where Washington was like I got a chick getting nailed on my head. Relay it to Frankenstein lol.

[Stratocaster]

I wonder if this is a hacking download?

[dumbcorey]

im excited but not that excited

[theESCO]

You deserve a reach around...But I still think I'm gonna wait, won't be the same on a computer screen.

[-whisp-]

they don't show family guy here, so i'll just download it.. i don't want to wait half a year to see it on dvd or somthing.

[scarybrennan]

http://www.familyguycentral.com/forum/dload.php?action=file&file_id=6

If you sign up for the forum you can download the first new episode of Family Guy that is going to air May 1st on Fox.

Youre welcome
i fucking love you

[BrandNew20]

pretty funny stuff.

[PeeDster]

http://www.familyguycentral.com/forum/dload.php?action=file&file_id=6

If you sign up for the forum you can download the first new episode of Family Guy that is going to air May 1st on Fox.

Youre welcome

thank you.

[Blueskyburning]

edit: n/m got it now, gonna go watch it :animateds

[-whisp-]

yeah i just watched it. so good. can't wait to see the others :)

[PeeDster]

yeah i just watched it. so good. can't wait to see the others :)

lucky :D im gonna watch it tonight.

[-whisp-]

lucky :D im gonna watch it tonight.

ya definately. i might watch it again with helena hehe.

[FrancesTheMute]

ya I know its a great episode, but the part when he was naming tv shows that was freken annoying.
that part was pretty funny because they were just making fun of fox because of all of the shows they cancel, and i didn't realize there were so many.

[Blueskyburning]

hahahah that was sweet.

i just started watching them all again on dvd the other day, im about half way through the second series

[niveK]

I'm just happy it didnt lose it's edge. When fox started reairing family guy last year they were cutting racy scenes out and bluring cartoon butts. Also I noticed in the opening credits Stewie is back to says 'effing cry' like he did first season until they censored it to 'laugh and cry'

[LilRyan732]

I liked it...but it wasn't all that funny.

[PeeDster]

its brillians. they still have it.

[justsomenumber]

hurray!!!!

[when 4ever ends]

this one was awsome and im so glad that they didnt change anything

i love the passion of the christ 2 hahah i almost pissed my pantts

THE PASSION 2 : CRUCFY THIS
(im not too good at spelling)

[FailedSenses]

I thought it was a pretty awesome episode too :) It's like they never left.

[make_this_hurt]

That was easily one of the funniest Family Guy eps. I've seen. And I've seen them all like 10 times.


Man, I can't wait for the new season