i like my ex girlfriends bf

[zakktm]

ok so i have this problem
my ex girlfriend currently has a bisexual boyfriend
and he has feelings for me but......
idk if i want to do that to her
because were good friends still =/

[ActionActionFan]

anal

[zakktm]

analis that your answer to everything??

[Tyler Revolution]

Damn, life is so rough sometimes.

[Smash Adams]

usually the protocol for threeways is 2 chicks and one dude but this can work

[zakktm]

usually the protocol for threeways is 2 chicks and one dude but this can work
ewwwwwwwwwwww i never want to have sex with her again =/

[AmarnaReign]

follow your dick not your heart

Also remember NO protection is perfection!

[mattmatumbo]

if there is a chance of 3 way, you must because if you can complete the 3 way, you are god! wait... you like your ex girlfriends bf?

[zakktm]

follow your dick not your heart

Also remember NO protection is perfection!
ewww unsafe sex is never good =/

[ActionActionFan]

is that your answer to everything??

:thumbup:

[AmarnaReign]

ewww unsafe sex is never good =/

Except in a case like this

[anamericangod]

ewww unsafe sex is never good =/

Absolutely incorrect.

[zakktm]

i really need help with this
im hanging out with this friday w/out his gf
and were gonna get drunk and i want to do it but something in the back of my mind says no

[Smash Adams]

i really need help with this
im hanging out with this friday w/out his gf
and were gonna get drunk and i want to do it but something in the back of my mind says no

nice job conveniently leaving out that he has a girlfriend before, for real it can only lead to bad things, maybe when he's out of the relationship but not now
edit: I'm retarded he's dating your ex sorry, but yeah don't do it

[colorlesscliche]

Three some all the time. This way you can bone your boyfriend and still make it seem normal cause you were having a three some.

[colorlesscliche]

nice job conveniently leaving out that he has a girlfriend before, for real it can only lead to bad things, maybe when he's out of the relationship but not now


The title says it. It's his exgirlfriends boyfriend that he likes.

[DaveZeroZero]

make them both have a cockmeat sandwich, served to them by you.

[HelpMeSleep]

i really need help with this
im hanging out with this friday w/out his gf
and were gonna get drunk and i want to do it but something in the back of my mind says no
if you want serious advice, I think that's your answer.

[zakktm]

if you want serious advice, I think that's your answer.
but i really like him =/
and he likes me

[colorlesscliche]

So then fuck his ass, ***. Quit being such a bitch. I can tell who's the sissy in this relationship.

[sjb2k1]

being a home wrecker is bad karma. tell him to break up with her.

[AmarnaReign]

Fuck her and let the guy walk in. He'll get pissed break up with her. get together with him. there

[zakktm]

So then fuck his ass, ***. Quit being such a bitch. I can tell who's the sissy in this relationship.
lol =D i will

[HelpMeSleep]

but i really like him =/
and he likes me
okay. fine. fuck him. stop being friends with your ex though. I doubt she'd appreciate having a "friend" like you.

[colorlesscliche]

You know what DAP stands for?

[zakktm]

being a home wrecker is bad karma. tell him to break up with her.
this is true but i have great karma ill try your advice... first

[zakktm]

okay. fine. fuck him. stop being friends with your ex though. I doubt she'd appreciate having a "friend" like you.
but me and her have gone through a fuck ton of shit
i still want to be friends with her..................


ARGGHHHHHHHHHH

[zakktm]

You know what DAP stands for?
NO?!?!?!?

[HelpMeSleep]

you can't fuck someone's boyfriend and expect to stay friends. and you're a shitty friend for wanting to.

also, for the record, if I were your ex in this situation and you fucked my boyfriend, I'd kick your ass. or get my beast brother who's a foot taller than me to do it. and then of course the frienship would be over.

[AmarnaReign]

Just ask yourself. What would jesus do?

[zakktm]

Just ask yourself. What would jesus do?
jesus.... was just a man and why do i care what one person would say

[zakktm]

you can't fuck someone's boyfriend and expect to stay friends. and you're a shitty friend for wanting to.

also, for the record, if I were your ex in this situation and you fucked my boyfriend, I'd kick your ass. or get my beast brother who's a foot taller than me to do it. and then of course the frienship would be over.
well then im glad hes not your bf

[colorlesscliche]

Jesus was two men. Didn't you know he was resurrected?

[sjb2k1]

well then im glad hes not your bfshe's right though, there is no way you two will stay friends if you do stuff with her bf. in fact, even if they break up and you two hook up, she still might be pissed and not be friends with you anymore.

[zakktm]

she's right though, there is no way you two will stay friends if you do stuff with her bf. in fact, even if they break up and you two hook up, she still might be pissed and not be friends with you anymore.
awww i know but hes soooo cute. im going too do it i dont even care anymore

[HelpMeSleep]

well then, I'm glad you don't actually want to be friends with her.

[GetWellBoss]

eiffel tower that ho.

[HelpMeSleep]

or have the brains or self-control to not fuck anything you're attracted to.

[DaveZeroZero]

but me and her have gone through a fuck ton of shit
i still want to be friends with her..................


ARGGHHHHHHHHHH
just fuck his shit and get it over with.

[DaveZeroZero]

or have the brains or self-control to not fuck anything you're attracted to.
I would do that, if they'd reciprocate.

[zakktm]

just fuck his shit and get it over with.
i will this friday =D

[zakktm]

or have the brains or self-control to not fuck anything you're attracted to.
its a mutual attraction hes told me many times

[HelpMeSleep]

I would do that, if they'd reciprocate.
well, thats charming. I know someone who'd reciprocate.

[MixedwithBlood]

Absolutely incorrect.


haha, yezzir!

[anamericangod]

This is the new Personal Life chat thread. Enjoy.

[HelpMeSleep]

its a mutual attraction hes told me many times
:rolleyes: you totally miss the point.

go ahead and fuck him, but let's just get this straight: you're not her friend. and she will hate you forever.

[sjb2k1]

awww i know but hes soooo cute. im going too do it i dont even care anymorewell i'm glad you're not my friend. such a shitty, shady thing to do.

[HelpMeSleep]

This is the new Personal Life chat thread. Enjoy.
I didn't even notice any chatting here.

[DaveZeroZero]

well, thats charming. I know someone who'd reciprocate.
who'd that be, then?

This is the new Personal Life chat thread. Enjoy.
every PL thread is a chat thread.

[HelpMeSleep]

who'd that be, then?


every PL thread is a chat thread.
do we really not know?

this is true. that's pretty much the point of PL.

[DaveZeroZero]

do we really not know?

this is true. that's pretty much the point of PL.
we?

and yeah, it is.

[HelpMeSleep]

we?

and yeah, it is.
sorry for my bad choice of language there, mr. grammar police.

do you really not know, then?*

[DaveZeroZero]

sorry for my bad choice of language there, mr. grammar police.

do you really not know, then?*
oh, but I know everything =]

[HelpMeSleep]

oh, but I know everything =]
this is somewhat true.

well then, I guess you know the answer. ;-)

[Burning Star IV]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/packerfan27/ShutUpBitch.jpg

[DaveZeroZero]

this is somewhat true.

well then, I guess you know the answer. ;-)
mmhmm =]

[DaveZeroZero]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/packerfan27/ShutUpBitch.jpg
he can say that because he's her dad.

[HelpMeSleep]

mmhmm =]
yeah, so at least you know someone in this world would. :-)

he can say that because he's her dad.
hahahah.

[popdisaster00]

this thread is too easy.

[DaveZeroZero]

this thread is too easy.
so was your mom

LAST NIGHT!!!!oneone

[Burning Star IV]

Your mother.

[DaveZeroZero]

lol wut

[sjb2k1]

this kid better update this thread on saturday, when his friend finds out what he's done and like sets his house on fire or something.

[popdisaster00]

so was your mom

LAST NIGHT!!!!oneone
Glorious win.

[PoisonInMyVeins]

you can always kill her.

[DaveZeroZero]

you can always kill her.
I already did.

[PoisonInMyVeins]

I already did.

atta boy

[bigblue2015]

lolwut @ this thread.

[TheSkyline]

If you don't do it, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

Fuck him till your small unmanly gay dick falls off! Woo!

[DaveZeroZero]

If you don't do it, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

Fuck him till your small unmanly gay dick falls off! Woo!
lawl

how's your guitar coming?

[TheSkyline]

lawl

how's your guitar coming?

Awesomely! haha Check it out!

Here it is before I painted it.
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p283/calvin333_2007/photo-20.jpg

And after I put some grain filler in the walnut.
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p283/calvin333_2007/photo-22.jpg

Plus I sanded off squire and put my name, haha.
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p283/calvin333_2007/photo-23.jpg

Just have to paint the back and sides black, clear coat it, and wire it up!

By the way, I totally just took over this thread. haha

[kaycey]

Nice!!!

[TheSkyline]

Haha thanks! There's a thread that shows all the progress over in the musician section.

[JJJ]

lol wut? just do him in the butt, then do her in the butt?

[lolwut1337]

Oh don't worry, bisexuality isn't real, it's just a phase.

/sarcasm.

[fadedmemories]

follow your dick not your heart

Also remember NO protection is perfection!
QFT
Go ahead and cum all over his face

[TheSkyline]

Oh don't worry, bisexuality isn't real, it's just a phase.

/NOT sarcasm.

Fixed

[DaveZeroZero]

Oh don't worry, bisexuality isn't real, it's just a phase.

/sarcasm.
if you hadn't said it sarcastically, there would have been a lot of win there.

[Paulb-182]

QFT
Go ahead and cum all over his face

on his face??

for me, up the arse is the only way to go

edit: or maybe just all over his arse so it gets all in the hair,Mmmm lovely

[showbiz]

why would threadtstater want to do this?

[showbiz]

http://www.astheinternetturns.com/images/1204953444758.jpg

[HelpMeSleep]

on his face??

for me, up the arse is the only way to go

edit: or maybe just all over his arse so it gets all in the hair,Mmmm lovely
lovely and graphic.

http://www.astheinternetturns.com/images/1204953444758.jpg
repsot.

[showbiz]

repsot???

[HelpMeSleep]

repsot???
indeed. I saw that in another thread yesterday. but I loled again anyways.

[Paulb-182]

lovely and graphic.

i dunno, its the way i shag men....

[HelpMeSleep]

i dunno, its the way i shag men....
hmmm... I wasn't aware you shag men. how bout the OP? would?

[showbiz]

oh, wasn't sure what repsot stood for lololol...

TO be serious to the thread, threadstarter is fail at life.

[Paulb-182]

hmmm... I wasn't aware you shag men. how bout the OP? would?

hahaha, i dont!

whats the OP?

[lolwut1337]

hahaha, i dont!

whats the OP?

OP means original poster
might not apply here though

[Paulb-182]

OP means original poster
might not apply here though

oh i see.....

[Paulb-182]

hmmm... I wasn't aware you shag men. how bout the OP? would?

......GOOD GOD NO!!!!!!

[lolwut1337]

oh i see.....

don't worry, I didn't understand what it meant for ages.

[HelpMeSleep]

hahaha, i dont!

whats the OP?
haha! I know you don't! I'm just playin :-p

OP means original poster
might not apply here though
yup, that's what I meant!

......GOOD GOD NO!!!!!!
hahahahaha. I legit loled. I wish I could have seen you say that IRL. LOLOL.

[Paulb-182]

haha! I know you don't! I'm just playin :-p


yup, that's what I meant!


hahahahaha. I legit loled. I wish I could have seen you say that IRL. LOLOL.

yeah as soon as i realised what you were on about.... i was like Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr thats nasty! haha

and IRL = In Real Life???

i think i might be catching on to this internet speak :-)

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah as soon as i realised what you were on about.... i was like Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr thats nasty! haha

and IRL = In Real Life???

i think i might be catching on to this internet speak :-)
hahaha. you said you shag men... expect a joke or two =]
and yes, in real life! wooot. you are indeed catching on. :-)

I had good training since I used to be pretty into livejournal before I got bored of it and fully sucked into AP lol. plus anytime I don't know what something means, I hit up urban dictionary.

[Paulb-182]

hahaha. you said you shag men... expect a joke or two =]
and yes, in real life! wooot. you are indeed catching on. :-)

I had good training since I used to be pretty into livejournal before I got bored of it and fully sucked into AP lol. plus anytime I don't know what something means, I hit up urban dictionary.

haha i know that, but i didnt even understand the joke or the fact you were joking :P

and am i shit if i dont know what livejournal is?

i looked up pwn the other day, i figured it meant own anyway, i just couldnt see the point haha

[HelpMeSleep]

haha i know that, but i didnt even understand the joke or the fact you were joking :P

and am i shit if i dont know what livejournal is?

i looked up pwn the other day, i figured it meant own anyway, i just couldnt see the point haha
haha. you're like "hey wait, I'm not actually gay!" lol

nooope. livejournal's kind of lame to be honest. it's like a blogging site and then you can join communities for bands and stuff.

you just figured out pwn? you are behind! lol it's okay though haha. I remember the first 50 times I saw pwn I just thought it was an accidental. now I say it all the time in real life =]

[Paulb-182]

haha. you're like "hey wait, I'm not actually gay!" lol

nooope. livejournal's kind of lame to be honest. it's like a blogging site and then you can join communities for bands and stuff.

you just figured out pwn? you are behind! lol it's okay though haha. I remember the first 50 times I saw pwn I just thought it was an accidental. now I say it all the time in real life =]

yeah im slow, i dont tend to speak in internet/AP terms on here, i use normal language, but half the time i slip into typing in my accent, which can really confuse matters

like even the slight thing of i put 'theym' as 'theyre', cus my regional accent changes are to am, we're terrible round here haha

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah im slow, i dont tend to speak in internet/AP terms on here, i use normal language, but half the time i slip into typing in my accent, which can really confuse matters

like even the slight thing of i put 'theym' as 'theyre', cus my regional accent changes are to am, we're terrible round here haha
haha yeah. I never spoke internet speak but it's catching and addictive =]

haha that's an interesting change from your accent! I wish I had an accent! california doesn't have anything =[

[Paulb-182]

haha yeah. I never spoke internet speak but it's catching and addictive =]

haha that's an interesting change from your accent! I wish I had an accent! california doesn't have anything =[

i doubt you'd understand a word i say if you met me haha

dont = Dow
I'm not = I Ay
What? = Ay?
Yes = Ar
Going = Gooin
You = Yow
Didn't = Day

theres plenty more, but thats the general jist of how we speak, its terrible

[HelpMeSleep]

i doubt you'd understand a word i say if you met me haha

dont = Dow
I'm not = I Ay
What? = Ay?
Yes = Ar
Going = Gooin
You = Yow
Didn't = Day

theres plenty more, but thats the general jist of how we speak, its terrible
what the heck! harry potter did not prepare me for this! lol

[Paulb-182]

what the heck! harry potter did not prepare me for this! lol

haha it wouldnt..

theyre posh kids, im a common sket :-(

[HelpMeSleep]

haha it wouldnt..

theyre posh kids, im a common sket :-(
aww :-( not harry! he lived in a broom cupboard! lol

[Paulb-182]

aww :-( not harry! he lived in a broom cupboard! lol

haha, the actor....the actor is posh, thats his voice, he is posh ;)

and go to bed you fool!

[HelpMeSleep]

haha, the actor....the actor is posh, thats his voice, he is posh ;)

and go to bed you fool!
ohhh. got it! =]

haha. I know! I'm trying. sleep is overrated. no not really.

[Paulb-182]

ohhh. got it! =]

haha. I know! I'm trying. sleep is overrated. no not really.

its only overrated in the evening, theres nothing you want more in a morning :-) haha

[HelpMeSleep]

its only overrated in the evening, theres nothing you want more in a morning :-) haha
true story! I have ants =[ and they were all over one side of my garbage so I had to kill em and take the garbage out and then one of the bags was only half full and my dad was yelling at me when I was over at their house earlier because he said my car is full of garbage so I thought I'd fill it up by cleaning out my car. so basically the last half of my life has been spent outside at 3 am and I definitely wasn't dressed. good times lol.

[Mike Kraft]

Personal life at its best, once again.

[kaycey]

i doubt you'd understand a word i say if you met me haha

dont = Dow
I'm not = I Ay
What? = Ay?
Yes = Ar
Going = Gooin
You = Yow
Didn't = Day

theres plenty more, but thats the general jist of how we speak, its terrible
this remindes me of the scottish guys mother in the movie," made of honor " staring michelle monahan, i love her(monahan not the mother).

[fadedmemories]

on his face??

for me, up the arse is the only way to go

edit: or maybe just all over his arse so it gets all in the hair,Mmmm lovely
Blow your wad in his ass, then give him a facial

[nicgiovanni]

ok so i have this problem
my ex girlfriend currently has a bisexual boyfriend
and he has feelings for me but......
idk if i want to do that to her
because were good friends still =/

you better fucking tell this girl what's up.

don't go behind her back with him just because he has "feelings" for you. you can't fuck with someone's feelings like that.

he needs to either A) break up with her or B) talk to her about the whole thing.

if you go behind her back and do anything with him, be it intercourse or kissing or even oral, you're just an asshole.

in the end, the whole friendship sounds fucked up. she sounds like she likes to go for guys that really aren't attainable.

tell her the truth.

[DannySniper]

This whole thread makes me sick. PL makes me sick. I love being sick. I love PL. I love this thread.

Just ask yourself. What would jesus do?

No, ask yourself 'What Would Tyler Durden Do?'.

Jesus was two men. Didn't you know he was resurrected?

Actually, three. I have a homeboii named 'Jesus'. He's South American.

[GetWellBoss]

you better fucking tell this girl what's up.

don't go behind her back with him just because he has "feelings" for you. you can't fuck with someone's feelings like that.

he needs to either A) break up with her or B) talk to her about the whole thing.

if you go behind her back and do anything with him, be it intercourse or kissing or even oral, you're just an asshole.

in the end, the whole friendship sounds fucked up. she sounds like she likes to go for guys that really aren't attainable.

tell her the truth.

and

C) The bf is actually gay and is going to break up with her anyways if he's already trying to cheat on her with another man. He is probably just confused.

[nicgiovanni]

and

C) The bf is actually gay and is going to break up with her anyways if he's already trying to cheat on her with another man. He is probably just confused.


If he hasn't broken up with her yet and he is trying to cheat on her, I doubt he's going to break up with her...atleast not right away. That's not how it works with people who cheat a lot. But we really don't know much about this other guy, so we can't say anything.

I don't think he's confused, sounds like he likes guys AND girls. he could be bisexual or even "queer".

Either way, it all sounds a bit crazy to me.

[Closet Fan]

Question for the thread-starter:

Did you ever actually get around to fucking/getting fucked by that guy? If so, will one of you soon be with child?

If yes to both, what will be the baby's name?

Will you name it Junior?

[zakktm]

so update i fucked him and i havent to talked to him yet so i have no idea whats going on
ill see him in like an hour =]

[kwsqd]

so update only douche bags pop their collar

[sjb2k1]

what a class act you are.

[kwsqd]

aw thanks!

[sjb2k1]

aw thanks!<3

i can't wait til this kid's friend finds out and flips her shit and tells everyone she knows all his personal secrets.

[kwsqd]

<3

i can't wait til this kid's friend finds out and flips her shit and tells everyone she knows all his personal secrets.
:hug:

yes, it's going to be sweet.

[nicgiovanni]

so update i fucked him and i havent to talked to him yet so i have no idea whats going on
ill see him in like an hour =]

you fucked him behind her back? you're a piece of shit. i hope that 5 minutes of bliss was good enough for you to hurt someone you consider as a friend. and i hope it was so good that when you're not with this guy in five years, you can look back and honestly NEVER think you were the biggest asshole when you were younger. congratulations on being a fucked up person.

<3

i can't wait til this kid's friend finds out and flips her shit and tells everyone she knows all his personal secrets.

i hope she gives him what he deserves. a good punch in the face.

hopefully, homophobia isn't a big deal where he lives. because she might tell everyone he's gay. i mean EVERYONE. i've seen it happen and then the kid gets tormented for his entire life.

what an idiot. but was he asking for it? hmmmmm.

[sjb2k1]

you fucked him behind her back? you're a piece of shit. i hope that 5 minutes of bliss was good enough for you to hurt someone you consider as a friend. and i hope it was so good that when you're not with this guy in five years, you can look back and honestly NEVER think you were the biggest asshole when you were younger. congratulations on being a fucked up person.



i hope she gives him what he deserves. a good punch in the face.

hopefully, homophobia isn't a big deal where he lives. because she might tell everyone he's gay. i mean EVERYONE. i've seen it happen and then the kid gets tormented for his entire life.

what an idiot. but was he asking for it? hmmmmm.i wouldn't want to see any bodily harm come to him in that regard, but it's ridiculously stupid to do something like that and not expect there to be consequences. if this was my "friend" there would be hell to pay.

[nicgiovanni]

i wouldn't want to see any bodily harm come to him in that regard, but it's ridiculously stupid to do something like that and not expect there to be consequences. if this was my "friend" there would be hell to pay.

no, i wouldn't want any harm to be done to him either, but he def. needs to understand what he did was wrong.

it's not cute, it's not funny, and it's not cool. he's messing around with people's emotions and feelings. their very lives.

speaking from someone that used to take pleasure in destroying people's lives when i was in hs, it'll catch up with him in a few years.

but i tell you what...honestly, if one of my friends did that to me, i don't know what i would do. probably break into a million pieces. esp. if i really liked the person.

[HelpMeSleep]

so update i fucked him and i havent to talked to him yet so i have no idea whats going on
ill see him in like an hour =]
you're a stupid cunt.

[deathbatgurl]

is that your answer to everything??
that's what mostly everybody on this website says...if you're that conerned about it, then make sure she's ok with it before you make a move.

[mattmatumbo]

you fucked him behind her back? you're a piece of shit. i hope that 5 minutes of bliss was good enough for you to hurt someone you consider as a friend. and i hope it was so good that when you're not with this guy in five years, you can look back and honestly NEVER think you were the biggest asshole when you were younger. congratulations on being a fucked up person.



i hope she gives him what he deserves. a good punch in the face.

hopefully, homophobia isn't a big deal where he lives. because she might tell everyone he's gay. i mean EVERYONE. i've seen it happen and then the kid gets tormented for his entire life.

what an idiot. but was he asking for it? hmmmmm.

QFT

Deathbatgurl Makes A Return!!!

[nicgiovanni]

QFT

Deathbatgurl Makes A Return!!!

WTF are you even talking about?

deathbatgurl?

hahaha...

[nicgiovanni]

OMFG.

hahaha. i'm soooo stupid. now i understand. hahaha.

QFT = quoted for truth.

deathbatgurl = member.

i am so fucking stupid and blind.

[mattmatumbo]

OMFG.

hahaha. i'm soooo stupid. now i understand. hahaha.

QFT = quoted for truth.

deathbatgurl = member.

i am so fucking stupid and blind.

yeah man just agreeing with you, and noting that deathbatgurl came out of the woodwork.

[zakktm]

you fucked him behind her back? you're a piece of shit. i hope that 5 minutes of bliss was good enough for you to hurt someone you consider as a friend. and i hope it was so good that when you're not with this guy in five years, you can look back and honestly NEVER think you were the biggest asshole when you were younger. congratulations on being a fucked up person.



i hope she gives him what he deserves. a good punch in the face.

hopefully, homophobia isn't a big deal where he lives. because she might tell everyone he's gay. i mean EVERYONE. i've seen it happen and then the kid gets tormented for his entire life.

what an idiot. but was he asking for it? hmmmmm.


homophobia is nothing where i live
and everyone knows im gay
and everyone knows he bi so its no big deal
oh btws another update she still doesnt know
and hes going to break up with her this weekend

[jules_x]

ok so i have this problem
my ex girlfriend currently has a bisexual boyfriend
and he has feelings for me but......
idk if i want to do that to her
because were good friends still =/


I hate exes.
Do him and tell everyone but her about it.

[zakktm]

I hate exes.
Do him and tell everyone but her about it.
i have
and i told a few people and i think he did too

[nicgiovanni]

homophobia is nothing where i live
and everyone knows im gay
and everyone knows he bi so its no big deal
oh btws another update she still doesnt know
and hes going to break up with her this weekend


yr the dumbest person and the worst.

just because he's breaking up with her, doesn't make what you did ok. infact, it makes you a bad friend, a complete asshole, and a very manipulative person. because even though she doesn't know, when she does find out, do you honestly think she's going to want to be your friend still? to watch two of her ex-boyfriends go out right after the second one broke up with her?

you fucked him behind her back. that's not ok. infact, that's completely wrong. not only do you make yourself look bad, but you make gay people look bad. thank you for making us all look like heartless sluts that steal boyfriend from little straight girls.

i'm sorry, but in defense of this girl who i don't even know...you look like the trendiest motherfucker, you straight up sound like the trendiest motherfucker, and most likely, you are the trendiest motherfucker. unflip your collar, you just look stupid.

grow up, little boy. and stop trying to ruin people's lives.

[zakktm]

yr the dumbest person and the worst.

just because he's breaking up with her, doesn't make what you did ok. infact, it makes you a bad friend, a complete asshole, and a very manipulative person. because even though she doesn't know, when she does find out, do you honestly think she's going to want to be your friend still? to watch two of her ex-boyfriends go out right after the second one broke up with her?

you fucked him behind her back. that's not ok. infact, that's completely wrong. not only do you make yourself look bad, but you make gay people look bad. thank you for making us all look like heartless sluts that steal boyfriend from little straight girls.

i'm sorry, but in defense of this girl who i don't even know...you look like the trendiest motherfucker, you straight up sound like the trendiest motherfucker, and most likely, you are the trendiest motherfucker. unflip your collar, you just look stupid.

grow up, little boy. and stop trying to ruin people's lives.

i have grown up a ton

he took his pants off first ok
and i know im horrible person for doing it
i feel terribly guilty actually
im really afraid whats going to happen next =/
but he kissed me yesterday too and i like him but i have no clue what too do
"all is fair in love and war"

[nicgiovanni]

so what if he took his pants off first? so what is he kissed you...

why wouldn't you do the right thing, not just the adult/mature thing, but the right thing and say, "hey, let's not do this until you break up with her and tell her what's up....".

instead you went behind your friend's back and fucked HER boyfriend. not only that, but you used to date her, correct? and then you broke up obviously because you are gay.

do you understand that it does have an effect on people besides yourself? and now you are fooling around with her new boyfriend...she is going to fucking be devastated.

"all is fair in love and war". WTF? you are seriously the dumbest person. i hope she never talks to you again.

oh and when you are 25, you might just look back and realize how stupid all of this was. 'cause i guarantee you won't be with him. so you made an asshole move for no reason.

hope you have fun while it lasts. 'cause if he cheated on her with you, he'll probably cheat with someone else on you.

[zakktm]

lust overcame me. i do feel bad but not too bad
and i really want to tell her but i cant =[
i will have fun while it lasts and if he cheats on me ill know how it feels
which i dont think will happen

[zakktm]

oh btw im very trendy thank you for the compliment lolz
and my collars not even popped in that picture

[nicgiovanni]

oh btw im very trendy thank you for the compliment lolz
and my collars not even popped in that picture

oh no. that was def. an insult. meaning you are really lame and pathetic. the music you listen to sucks, the clothes you wear are horrible. and most likely, you're a pretty standard, stereotypical, boring person.

and while i don't feel bad for you, i feel sad that you are such a waste. oh welllll.

and i really do hope he cheats on you. infact, i count on it. either way, it won't last forever.

[zakktm]

you dont know me so dont fucking judge me dog

[sjb2k1]

you feel "terribly guilty" in one post, then in the next post you "feel bad but not too bad"...oh. okay.

[nicgiovanni]

you dont know me so dont fucking judge me dog

i would never want to you know you. you're a shitty person. and lame as hell. hahahaha.

so, please, don't assume that i would ever want to try to know you or understand you. you've already made yourself out to look like an ass, not just from your profile, but what you're saying.

hahahaha. asshole.

[DaveZeroZero]

i have
and i told a few people and i think he did too
A few people? You told the whole fucking internet.

[Posthardcore]

Ask for a bible for christmas

[DaveZeroZero]

Ask for a bible for christmas
Lame post was lame.

[nicgiovanni]

A few people? You told the whole fucking internet.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Ask for a bible for christmas

you're stupid.

[HelpMeSleep]

I hate exes.
Do him and tell everyone but her about it.
that's awful.

i have grown up a ton

he took his pants off first ok
and i know im horrible person for doing it
i feel terribly guilty actually
im really afraid whats going to happen next =/
but he kissed me yesterday too and i like him but i have no clue what too do
"all is fair in love and war"
"he took his pants off first"?
"all's fair in love and war"?
you are such a fucking stupid piece of shit, it's not even funny.
and yeah, you are a horrible person. you should kill yourself.

lust overcame me. i do feel bad but not too bad
and i really want to tell her but i cant =[
i will have fun while it lasts and if he cheats on me ill know how it feels
which i dont think will happen
lust overcame you? :rolleyes: I love people like you who have no self control.

oh btw im very trendy thank you for the compliment lolz
and my collars not even popped in that picture
actually, the first time I lookec at your picture, I thought you were quite unattractive.

A few people? You told the whole fucking internet.
QFT.

[Paulb-182]

you dont know me so dont fucking judge me dog

isnt that the point of posting for peoples opinions and advice?

[nicgiovanni]

isnt that the point of posting for peoples opinions and advice?
QFT.


it's funny because we gave him advice to not do it because he would have been an asshole for doing it...


and then he comes here, brags about doing it, expects us to like praise him for it...and then says "you don't know me. don't judge me". even if i did know you, i would still call you an asshole.

[Paulb-182]

QFT.


it's funny because we gave him advice to not do it because he would have been an asshole for doing it...


and then he comes here, brags about doing it, expects us to like praise him for it...and then says "you don't know me. don't judge me". even if i did know you, i would still call you an asshole.

im surprised he was managing to type with his cock in his mouth

[GetWellBoss]

I hate exes.
Do him and tell everyone but her about it.

you are so dead on.
it's so ridiculous what happened here.

[kaycey]

A few people? You told the whole fucking internet.
truth.

[HelpMeSleep]

you are so dead on.

it's so ridiculous what happened here.
you honestly agree with what the OP did?

[GetWellBoss]

you honestly agree with what the OP did?

I read it as she was being sarcastic and calling the douche(OP) the ex.

Like she hates exes(OP)
and then she was being sarcastic about the latter part.

maybe im wrong.

[sjb2k1]

a show of hands for who thinks the other boy is gonna break up with the girlfriend to be with this kid.

my hand is not raised.

[kwsqd]

a show of hands for who thinks the other boy is gonna break up with the girlfriend to be with this kid.

my hand is not raised.
not mine! vagina ftw I would assume

[sjb2k1]

not mine! vagina ftw I would assumehahaha yes!

[kwsqd]

hahaha yes!
:bow:

[HelpMeSleep]

I read it as she was being sarcastic and calling the douche(OP) the ex.

Like she hates exes(OP)
and then she was being sarcastic about the latter part.

maybe im wrong.
nope. I doubt it, knowing her.

a show of hands for who thinks the other boy is gonna break up with the girlfriend to be with this kid.

my hand is not raised.
not mine! vagina ftw I would assume
this.

[GetWellBoss]

nope. I doubt it, knowing her.


Lack of inflection kind of sucks cause you can't really tell.

BUT

that's what I thought she meant.

I think what this guy did is disgusting. And I'm starting to think that this is bullshit and he didn't sleep with him. He's just doing this for attention.

[zakktm]

so actually the guilt is killing me.....
i know i fucked up, i feel like shit
and i know shes going to hate me forever
i need to tell her but i dont know how......
ughhhhhhhhhh =/

[zakktm]

Lack of inflection kind of sucks cause you can't really tell.

BUT

that's what I thought she meant.

I think what this guy did is disgusting. And I'm starting to think that this is bullshit and he didn't sleep with him. He's just doing this for attention.

well think what you want it happened and know i feel HORRIBLE

[DaveZeroZero]

well think what you want it happened and know i feel HORRIBLE
only because you can't walk now, amirite?

[zakktm]

only because you can't walk now, amirite?
WRONG!! i just feel terrible

[nicgiovanni]

well think what you want it happened and know i feel HORRIBLE

you should feel horrible. you were an asshole. you should confess to your friend so she doesn't have to find out by either A) her supposed loving boyfriend B) through gossip.

own up to your mistakes.
only because you can't walk now, amirite?

LOL.

[zakktm]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh i will i think idk if i can do it alone =/

[DaveZeroZero]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh i will i think idk if i can do it alone =/
I don't think you could anal yourself, either.

[nicgiovanni]

I don't think you could anal yourself, either.

maybe not with your own dick...

but there are ways. haha.

[DaveZeroZero]

maybe not with your own dick...

but there are ways. haha.
But he's the pitcher!

[sjb2k1]

no mention of this other boy breaking up with his gf, HMMMM

[GetWellBoss]

well think what you want it happened and know i feel HORRIBLE

well then man up and tell her.


you messed up. you say you know it was was wrong. so be the better person this time and admit to it.

[deathbatgurl]

i like my ex's best friend, but i can't even talk 2 him, cuz he's always around my ex (who treats me like shit) the point is, sometimes liking people who have 2 do w/ ur ex is not the best idea, but it does depend on the situation, i guess

[Posthardcore]

How in the hell is this still alive?

[HelpMeSleep]

well think what you want it happened and know i feel HORRIBLE
now*

and a big, fat fucking I TOLD YOU SO. because I did. multiple times.
you are horrible so it's fitting you feel that way.

only because you can't walk now, amirite?
and lol@ you. as usual.

[sjb2k1]

dammit i thought maybe he posted an update about how this boy is sticking with the girlfriend and they are laughing and pointing in his direction while celebrating their undying heterosexual love.

and then she burns his house down.

[HelpMeSleep]

aww I'm sorry to disappoint =[

that would be epic though. I can't wait for it to happen.

[zakktm]

so MAJOR update
he broke up with her finally
he asked me out i said yes
and we told her she punched him in the face and hates me forever
but whatevs nbd

[HelpMeSleep]

whatevs nbd is what people who feel terrible about doing things totally say.

[DaveZeroZero]

and guys who are analling their ex-girlfriend's boyfriend all have a Clefairy avatar.

[Chris Fallon]

Wow.

[zakktm]

i dont feel terrible anymore
she is a total sucubus

[DaveZeroZero]

He'll suck YOUR bus!

[GetWellBoss]

and guys who are analling their ex-girlfriend's boyfriend all have a Clefairy avatar.

hahahahahahaha.

silly clefairy.

[sjb2k1]

end old countdown to her flipping out
begin new countdown to him cheating on you and giving you butt herpes

[DaveZeroZero]

end old countdown to her flipping out
begin new countdown to him cheating on you and give you butt herpes
lol, "butt herpes" :-)

[sjb2k1]

i wanted to be more specific than just "genital herpes"

[mattmatumbo]

well im glad to hear the update

[GetWellBoss]

end old countdown to her flipping out
begin new countdown to him cheating on you and give you butt herpes

bets anyone?

i give them 6 weeks.

[TheSkyline]

i have grown up a ton

he took his pants off first ok
and i know im horrible person for doing it
i feel terribly guilty actually
im really afraid whats going to happen next =/
but he kissed me yesterday too and i like him but i have no clue what too do
"all is fair in love and war"

I just threw up all over my keyboard.

[zakktm]

end old countdown to her flipping out
begin new countdown to him cheating on you and giving you butt herpes
ummmmmmmmmmmmm
no i hes not the cheating type lol
except with me

[sjb2k1]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm
no i hes not the cheating type lol
except with mei would've worded that better if i were you.
but you just keep telling yourself that.

[GetWellBoss]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm
no i hes not the cheating type lol
except with me

really? you are young so I will just chalk this up to experience/naivity.

Once you have cheated, you have a higher chance of cheating again because of the initial instance. Haven't you heard the saying "Once a cheater always a cheater"? If not you should hear it soon. He's going to get bored with you and then move on. My money is he'll go with a girl next.

[nicgiovanni]

so MAJOR update
he broke up with her finally
he asked me out i said yes
and we told her she punched him in the face and hates me forever
but whatevs nbd

1. He'll most likely cheat on you.
2. He'll most likely break up with you.
3. She should have punched you as well.
4. She probably won't hate you forever. She'll probably forget about you and the whole situation by the time she's 23.
5. You're dumb as hell.
6. You're a shitty friend and also probably a pretty shitty person.
7. Eventually, the looks you have now(which, I'm sorry, aren't much) will fade. You will become an old, over weight gay man. So, stealing best friend's boyfriends and also fucking up their minds in the process, will mean nothing then. Get a personality, start treating people better, and be an actual fucking person.

Ok?

Ok.

[fadedmemories]

Epic bump

[Greg]

1. He'll most likely cheat on you.
2. He'll most likely break up with you.
3. She should have punched you as well.
4. She probably won't hate you forever. She'll probably forget about you and the whole situation by the time she's 23.
5. You're dumb as hell.
6. You're a shitty friend and also probably a pretty shitty person.
7. Eventually, the looks you have now(which, I'm sorry, aren't much) will fade. You will become an old, over weight gay man. So, stealing best friend's boyfriends and also fucking up their minds in the process, will mean nothing then. Get a personality, start treating people better, and be an actual fucking person.

Ok?

Ok.
i concur haha

[mattmatumbo]

wow why did this resurface

[DaveZeroZero]

Has there been any use of buttplugs to date?

[[DontEverLie]]

ewww unsafe sex is never good =/

+EXACTLY!!+

[[DontEverLie]]

+i think if you like him you should go for it
dont let these things pass+

[DaveZeroZero]

ewww unsafe sex is never good =/
I'd say it's a safe bet to get you AIDS. See what I did there?

[YeahRiight]

I swear I already saw this episode of Jerry Springer.