sometimes.....

[kaycey]

i drank two 40,000 rupee wines in an elevator with a friend, fucked her in the elevator, strolled down juhu beach and took a rickshaw home. im so drunk with wine. sometimes we do get good days, cheers.

[11:11]

Did you stop the elevator? Or just keep going up and down?

[kaycey]

Did you stop the elevator? Or just keep going up and down?
stopped it, there was a red button below the other ones that did it.
so happy with myself :-d

[4N6 science]

hahah I love it. 40,000 rupees = $3 american dollars?

[remedyeli]

yeahhhhh ok.
Well sounds like you had fun.

[ZoSo1886]

india sounds like a blast haha

drunk in public is pretty great

[Billy Da Mute]

haha one day ill rail a girl in an elevator...one day

[.invisible ink.]

hahah I love it. 40,000 rupees = $3 american dollars?

thank you jon, that was my question too.

[HelpMeSleep]

I fully intend to fuck someone in an elevator someday.

[eHaMpToN]

Mummmmmmmmmmbaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Ouch]

I fully intend to fuck someone in an elevator someday.

sounds entertaining, can I cum along?

[argg_xo]

i want some 40,000 rupee wine now.

[HelpMeSleep]

hahah I love it. 40,000 rupees = $3 american dollars?
I just did the exchange rate for that on yahoo and it said 40,000 rupees is $847. wtf.

sounds entertaining, can I cum along?
I see what you did there. ;-)
sure. go ahead and cum.

[4N6 science]

i want some 40,000 rupee wine now.

Don't worry it's in the mail!

[thesafeword]

I fully intend to fuck someone in an elevator someday.
Dibs.

[HelpMeSleep]

Dibs.
;-)

[thesafeword]

;-)
Next time I'm in Californialand.

[HelpMeSleep]

Next time I'm in Californialand.
okay, sweet. I'll pick out the elevator.

[thesafeword]

How close are you to San Diego?

[HelpMeSleep]

How close are you to San Diego?
eight hours.

[thesafeword]

Damn. I love San Diego, but that won't work.

[HelpMeSleep]

haha. if you're in Washington, SD's farther from you than where I live.

[phil19]

i drank two 40,000 rupee wines in an elevator with a friend, fucked her in the elevator, strolled down juhu beach and took a rickshaw home. im so drunk with wine. sometimes we do get good days, cheers.

dude! nice work mate.

quick question? how much is 40,000 rupee in aussie dollars?
(i dont really expect you to know, im just too lazy to search it for myself :-p )

[kaycey]

haha one day ill rail a girl in an elevator...one day

I fully intend to fuck someone in an elevator someday.


mandi meet william , william this is mandi ;-)

[HelpMeSleep]

mandi meet william , william this is mandi ;-)
haha. fantastic introduction skillz there! this thread is full of potential elevator fucks apparently lol.

props to your whole night btw! pretty sweet deal. I'm jealous.

[kaycey]

india sounds like a blast haha

drunk in public is pretty great

india is very ORAL !!!!!!

hahah I love it. 40,000 rupees = $3 american dollars?
thank you jon, that was my question too.

$1100 approximately

i want some 40,000 rupee wine now.
did i mention that i got both of them for free. i work at the mumbai marriott so me and my friend nicked it from stores and went to the elevator.

[Billy Da Mute]

haha. fantastic introduction skillz there! this thread is full of potential elevator fucks apparently lol.

props to your whole night btw! pretty sweet deal. I'm jealous.


hey girl ;-) we can meet midway cross the US..I hear the midwest has some pretty nice elevators...hahahah
my only condition is AeroSmith'sLove In An Elevator is playing while we're getting (or going) down


no but seriously though I'm jelous Kaycey, good job

[kaycey]

haha. fantastic introduction skillz there! this thread is full of potential elevator fucks apparently lol.

props to your whole night btw! pretty sweet deal. I'm jealous.

i know, im never going to forget yesterday. also what do i do when i see her today at work ?
psst!!!:whisper: reply back saying oral her, someone has to start it.

dude! nice work mate.

quick question? how much is 40,000 rupee in aussie dollars?
(i dont really expect you to know, im just too lazy to search it for myself :-p )

no idea, how much is an aussie dollar to a us dollar cause its like 1100 us dollars.

[HelpMeSleep]

hey girl ;-) we can meet midway cross the US..I hear the midwest has some pretty nice elevators...hahahah
my only condition is AeroSmith'sLove In An Elevator is playing while we're getting (or going) down


no but seriously though I'm jelous Kaycey, good job
oh yeah, I've heard great things about those elevators in the midwest. people always get great rides on 'em ;-)
haha! I love Love In An Elevator! we definitely used part of that song in our competition routine for cheer when I was in high school!

[HelpMeSleep]

i know, im never going to forget yesterday. also what do i do when i see her today at work ?
psst!!!:whisper: reply back saying oral her, someone has to start it.
ORAL.

/trendsetting.
actually I didn't even say it first.

[kaycey]

:chewy: thanks . i know, i did. well me and ZoSo1886.

[HelpMeSleep]

that looks like a cross between chewbacca and a gingerbread man.

[phil19]

i know, im never going to forget yesterday. also what do i do when i see her today at work ?
psst!!!:whisper: reply back saying oral her, someone has to start it.



no idea, how much is an aussie dollar to a us dollar cause its like 1100 us dollars.

wow thats more in aussie these days. probably like 1300 or something like that. that must be some quality wine! you're a champion!

[kaycey]

wow thats more in aussie these days. probably like 1300 or something like that. that must be some quality wine! you're a champion!
as are you, kind sir.:bowdown:

[kaycey]

that looks like a cross between chewbacca and a gingerbread man.
lol

[phil19]

as are you, kind sir.:bowdown:

why thankyou:bow:

[HelpMeSleep]

lol
haha yeah. I realize now it IS chewy :]

[Billy Da Mute]

oh yeah, I've heard great things about those elevators in the midwest. people always get great rides on 'em ;-)
haha! I love Love In An Elevator! we definitely used part of that song in our competition routine for cheer when I was in high school!

hahah good id have no other song playing while making sweet tender love inside an elevator

[lew_1987]

Don't really give a shit.

[kaycey]

haha yeah. I realize now it IS chewy :]

hahah good id have no other song playing while making sweet tender love inside an elevator

hope this helps...Ahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.ehow.com/how_2092799_have-sex-elevator.html

[argg_xo]

Don't worry it's in the mail!
thank you jon!!! <3

[Billy Da Mute]

hope this helps...Ahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.ehow.com/how_2092799_have-sex-elevator.html

Keegan I'm going to come to India and you're going to introduce me to all these kinky foreign chicks who like to get down in elevators and make a life long dream come true...now that I have the power of knowledge from that site hahahaha

[4N6 science]

india is very ORAL !!!!!!




$1100 approximately


did i mention that i got both of them for free. i work at the mumbai marriott so me and my friend nicked it from stores and went to the elevator.

damn $1100, that's fucking expensive wine.

[4N6 science]

thank you jon!!! <3


haha no problem..

[berskyjr]

fuck you, your 18 and already fucked in an elevator. thats my dream.

[HelpMeSleep]

hope this helps...Ahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.ehow.com/how_2092799_have-sex-elevator.html
haha. good to know about the old/new elevators. that would probably be my mistake otherwise... setting off an alarm! lol I totally already knew to wear a skirt though! easy access! haha

[Ouch]

I see what you did there. ;-)
sure. go ahead and cum.

:rape:

love you long time.

[4N6 science]

haha. good to know about the old/new elevators. that would probably be my mistake otherwise... setting off an alarm! lol I totally already knew to wear a skirt though! easy access! haha

Geez Mandi!?

[HelpMeSleep]

:rape:

love you long time.
rape?!

Geez Mandi!?
haha. I read it in cosmo?

[pilot_light_out]

is jealous

[4N6 science]

rape?!


haha. I read it in cosmo?

Oh did you. Well I read in GQ that men should go comando in their dress slacks shoud a situation arise when a girl was wearing a skirt in the elevator.

[mattmatumbo]

haha one day ill rail a girl in an elevator...one day

hopefully we all will.

[HelpMeSleep]

Oh did you. Well I read in GQ that men should go comando in their dress slacks shoud a situation arise when a girl was wearing a skirt in the elevator.
GQ is clearly a very wise magazine.

[coryatlarge]

haha this thread is great. perhaps cosmo and GQ are trying to make more people have sex in elevators :shrug:

[phil19]

Oh did you. Well I read in GQ that men should go comando in their dress slacks shoud a situation arise when a girl was wearing a skirt in the elevator.

thats genious!

[thesafeword]

haha. if you're in Washington, SD's farther from you than where I live.
Okay then, sounds like a plan.

[patpratt]

I just did the exchange rate for that on yahoo and it said 40,000 rupees is $847. wtf.


I see what you did there. ;-)
sure. go ahead and cum.

you know you are the whore of the boards, right?

[HelpMeSleep]

Okay then, sounds like a plan.
haha. what about that was a plan? lol

you know you are the whore of the boards, right?
nah. that's a bit harsh. I've never done actually done anything whore-ish. I'm just a flirt.

[thesafeword]

haha. what about that was a plan? lol


nah. that's a bit harsh. I've never done actually done anything whore-ish. I'm just a flirt.
Fine, it's a step towards a plan.

[HelpMeSleep]

Fine, it's a step towards a plan.
okay. I'll take that.

[thesafeword]

We're in the negociating process.

[HelpMeSleep]

negotiating*

but yes. and we've determined that san diego is not the place.
in other news, I went in an elevator today and I checked to see if it was one where the alarm would go off if you pressed the stop button and it was. do not want.

[phil19]

negotiating*

but yes. and we've determined that san diego is not the place.
in other news, I went in an elevator today and I checked to see if it was one where the alarm would go off if you pressed the stop button and it was. do not want.

no stop buttin required. the thrill of getting caught is all part of sex in public

[HelpMeSleep]

no stop buttin required. the thrill of getting caught is all part of sex in public
you always press the button though. and the thrill of getting caught is still there. that's just the way it's done.

[phil19]

you always press the button though. and the thrill of getting caught is still there. that's just the way it's done.

oh yeah, your right. always in the movie when the close up of the hand pressingthe stop button.
i stand corrected

[HelpMeSleep]

oh yeah, your right. always in the movie when the close up of the hand pressingthe stop button.
i stand corrected
indeed. that's how they always do it in the movies and on tv. and that is how it is talked about in cosmo of course.

[phil19]

indeed. that's how they always do it in the movies and on tv. and that is how it is talked about in cosmo of course.

well if thats how cosmo talks about it, who am i to suggest otherwise lol

[HelpMeSleep]

well if thats how cosmo talks about it, who am i to suggest otherwise lol
truth. if cosmo say it, it is fact.

[phil19]

truth. if cosmo say it, it is fact.

cant argue with that

[kaycey]

Keegan I'm going to come to India and you're going to introduce me to all these kinky foreign chicks who like to get down in elevators and make a life long dream come true...now that I have the power of knowledge from that site hahahaha
if you ever come to india man, make fucking sure mumbai's your first stop.

damn $1100, that's fucking expensive wine.
yeah i know and if i might say so, very palatable:-)

[DannySniper]

I fully intend to fuck someone in an elevator someday.

That's my cue.

...?

[Ouch]

rape?!

I thought you liked the unexpected

MIXED MESSAGES!

:-(

[HelpMeSleep]

I thought you liked the unexpected

MIXED MESSAGES!

:-(
haha. not rape!!! :-|

[swt_catastrophe]

...i run. sometimes i hide. sometimes i'm scared of you. but all i really want is to hold you tight.

[thesafeword]

That's my cue.

...?
Nope, I called dibs.

[HelpMeSleep]

That's my cue.

...?
heyy there ;-)

Nope, I called dibs.
danny is my baby daddy, but you did call dibs first.

[thesafeword]

Haha, I did. I know oppurtunities when I see them.

[DannySniper]

Imma blow a fuse over this shit.

[HelpMeSleep]

Imma blow a fuse over this shit.
whyyyyy?

[DannySniper]

whyyyyy?

Me sheila's gone bouncing another Jack, copper.

[HelpMeSleep]

Me sheila's gone bouncing another Jack, copper.
ohmygosh. I actually understood that! :clap:

your sheila loves you, don't worry.

[DannySniper]

ohmygosh. I actually understood that! :clap:

your sheila loves you, don't worry.

I'm so proud!!!

[HelpMeSleep]

I'm so proud!!!
you've taught me well with this aussie speak. you should be proud. #1 baby daddy!

[DannySniper]

you've taught me well with this aussie speak. you should be proud. #1 baby daddy!

Chip off a cracking codger's broads.

[phil19]

haha

[HelpMeSleep]

Chip off a cracking codger's broads.
okay, I no longer understand the language you're speaking =/

[Paulb-182]

okay, I no longer understand the language you're speaking =/

hello :-)

how was your day??

ive just got into work

i feel like dying....

[HelpMeSleep]

hello :-)

how was your day??

ive just got into work

i feel like dying....
my day was epically better!
why do you feel like dying?! =[

[Paulb-182]

my day was epically better!
why do you feel like dying?! =[

Oo good, how so??

cus i went out last night (tonight to you), and i got wasted, and then had to drive to work this morning after three hours sleep, urgh, at this point in time i have to say never again haha

[phil19]

Oo good, how so??

cus i went out last night (tonight to you), and i got wasted, and then had to drive to work this morning after three hours sleep, urgh, at this point in time i have to say never again haha

dude, ive noticed that everytime ive said that, my resolve only lasts until next weekend

[Paulb-182]

dude, ive noticed that everytime ive said that, my resolve only lasts until next weekend

yep yep

ill be out tonight no doubt

i just mean on a work day :P haha

[DannySniper]

okay, I no longer understand the language you're speaking =/

Hmmm, you still have quite a way to go...

...and I can't read what your new Avatar says.

[HelpMeSleep]

Hmmm, you still have quite a way to go...

...and I can't read what your new Avatar says.
I know I do =[

JOE BIDEN: Better Than You. that's not the important part though =]
just wanted to show my Joelove for the next few days at least.

[phil19]

yep yep

ill be out tonight no doubt

i just mean on a work day :P haha

its definately struggle town at work the day after a bender =P

[HelpMeSleep]

Oo good, how so??

cus i went out last night (tonight to you), and i got wasted, and then had to drive to work this morning after three hours sleep, urgh, at this point in time i have to say never again haha
good like I think I killed this test today and I was just generally happy all day then I watched the VP debate with my parents tonight and then my dad promised me he'd pwn this bitch I hate tomorrow =]

ugh. I hate that feeling. the morning after I never feel hungover so much as sick from lack of sleep =/ I swear, I've only been really hungover once and that was my last night in hawaii after we ran out of water to drink in the room so I went to bed dehydrated. that was also the night I threw my poor purse into the ocean during an unfortunate rock skipping accident and I broke my camera lol.

[Paulb-182]

its definately struggle town at work the day after a bender =P

this is true, just times it by 100 haha

[Paulb-182]

good like I think I killed this test today and I was just generally happy all day then I watched the VP debate with my parents tonight and then my dad promised me he'd pwn this bitch I hate tomorrow =]

ugh. I hate that feeling. the morning after I never feel hungover so much as sick from lack of sleep =/ I swear, I've only been really hungover once and that was my last night in hawaii after we ran out of water to drink in the room so I went to bed dehydrated. that was also the night I threw my poor purse into the ocean during an unfortunate rock skipping accident and I broke my camera lol.

Well done :-) and ay?? haha who is the bitch? (remember my list of words we say here, ay? = what ) :P

im the same, right now im not even hungover though, im still drunk haha

[phil19]

this is true, just times it by 100 haha

i feel for ya mate.
my advice - red bull

[HelpMeSleep]

Well done :-) and ay?? haha who is the bitch? (remember my list of words we say here, ay? = what ) :P

im the same, right now im not even hungover though, im still drunk haha
yes! I like that one. when I go over there, I'm going to say "ay" a lot =]

this bitch is a security guard at my school. made me sit (actually no, I totally never got offered a chair) and tell her all these details about my phone getting stolen. and then less than an hour later, she calls and says she watched the security tape from the school bookstore and says that she never saw me put my purse in this cubby and that she never saw my purse on the tape either.. pretty much accuses me of lying. fucking bullshit since I'm telling the truth and if anyone's lying, it's her. =/

haha. I've never been drunk at work! but I've had friends and coworkers come in ridiculously drunk and it was hilarious, to be honest.

[Paulb-182]

yes! I like that one. when I go over there, I'm going to say "ay" a lot =]

this bitch is a security guard at my school. made me sit (actually no, I totally never got offered a chair) and tell her all these details about my phone getting stolen. and then less than an hour later, she calls and says she watched the security tape from the school bookstore and says that she never saw me put my purse in this cubby and that she never saw my purse on the tape either.. pretty much accuses me of lying. fucking bullshit since I'm telling the truth and if anyone's lying, it's her. =/

haha. I've never been drunk at work! but I've had friends and coworkers come in ridiculously drunk and it was hilarious, to be honest.

well once in my old job, i got drunk in my dinner hour, the room was blurry while i was working, i miss that job haha

id tell the bitch to shut the fuck up! dirty sket

and yeah, i wouldnt say it outside of the birmingham/west bromwich area though ;)

[Paulb-182]

i feel for ya mate.
my advice - red bull

well i got me some blackcurrant squash with me cus i had to make my dinner when i woke up, so hopefully that will help me wake up, plus i had orange juice earlier

[phil19]

well i got me some blackcurrant squash with me cus i had to make my dinner when i woke up, so hopefully that will help me wake up, plus i had orange juice earlier

sounds tasty. it definately cant hurt.

[HelpMeSleep]

well once in my old job, i got drunk in my dinner hour, the room was blurry while i was working, i miss that job haha

id tell the bitch to shut the fuck up! dirty sket

and yeah, i wouldnt say it outside of the birmingham/west bromwich area though ;)
hahaa. was it a pretty easy job then?

lol my dad's doing it for me. he does big terrorist security stuff, so he could pretty much kick her rent-a-cop ass on this topic.

haha! I'll keep that in mind!! =]

[Paulb-182]

hahaa. was it a pretty easy job then?

lol my dad's doing it for me. he does big terrorist security stuff, so he could pretty much kick her rent-a-cop ass on this topic.

haha! I'll keep that in mind!! =]

oh yeah, i was a cheque checker kind of person for high value cheques for a bank, i worked in the offices above it, was well easy and the woman who used to sit opposite to me on my desk was the funniest person ever, no doubt by now she'd have said, "thank god its friday thats all i can say"

but she would say that on a wednesday aswell, "at least its friday in a couple of days thats all i can say," haha

oh yeah and tell him to kick her arse :-)

[alecksisx33]

interesting....