Masturbation Stories

[LostInTheCrowd]

I thought since there was gonna be a drunk stories thread I would start a pleasuring yourself thread. I once got caught humping a hulk hogan stuffed wrestling doll while shooting heroin.

[Signals Corrupted]

i once got caught. the end

[Shellular]

ive never gotten caught. or atleast i dont think i have.

[mondeoman]

Yeah I've never been caught but one time I was trippin on acid and making out with my dog while doing it.

[dumbcorey]

:lol2: :lol2: