Kris Benson Gets Reality Show

[LostInTheCrowd]

It was reported on Cold Pizza this morning that the Benson family might be getting their own show. I thnk its gonna be called "Over Paid Mediocre Pitcher" or "My Wife's a Dirty Whore." The first episode is supposed to be about Anna Benson giving the 15 year old bat boy head while Kris throws a 12 hit, 7 run, 5 inning game. This guy is a shitty pitcher and a dick. I know, I live in Pittsburgh, he used to pitch here.

(BACKSTORY: Anna Benson said last year on the Howard Stern show that she would sleep with every member of the Mets team and staff if Kris were ever to cheat on her.)

[mondeoman]

hahahahhahaha
Yeah is he even that good of a pitcher? I haven't followed him in years.

[LostInTheCrowd]

hahahahhahaha
Yeah is he even that good of a pitcher? I haven't followed him in years.

He had a 10 win season, got traded to the Mets. His first start he got shelled for 10 runs in a loss to Atlanta. After the season the Mets signed him to a 22.5 million dollar deal over 3 years.

[nfggc10]

he played high school around where i live, too bad he hasn't lived up to his potential yet

[NetNerdsRevenge]

I can only hope that Benson gets caught doing something with another woman and then Anna does the whole team....then because of 1986 she feels bad for the red sox and does that whole team...and their fans. :00000981:

[BuriedAlive]

kris benson is horrible...

You can thank god for Oliver Perez, peeps in pittsburgh.