View Full Version : The Foreskin Thread
LiquorAndDick
10/01/08, 06:30 AM
Who still has theres? Who doesnt? ITT: We may well find out.
I personally still have mine but I doubt it'll be there for much longer. Last night I was this girl and the pain it caused during penertration/oral turned me from someone ready and raring to go into someone who didn't want there penis touched at all. I'm not sure if this is a common thing amongst males with foreskin but I've already booked an appointment today to look into getting it removed. I'm actually rather concerned because I hadn't had any problems with it before last night and the girl wants to see me again...
TheZeroKid
10/01/08, 06:37 AM
I was never circumsized. Niether were my brothers. I used to think that it was the norm to not be, and that only Jewish people do it because of religious reasons and then I found out that everyone around me was, so I was like: "shit". The more you have sex, the less you worry about it. It's like your dick gets used to it or something. I wouldn't have mine removed, it's fine the way it is, I don't care how many people say it's better.
4N6 science
10/01/08, 06:44 AM
I still have mine, but there was already a thread about this called circumcised/ uncircumcised, something like that.
showbiz
10/01/08, 07:33 AM
I was never circumsized. Niether were my brothers. I used to think that it was the norm to not be, and that only Jewish people do it because of religious reasons and then I found out that everyone around me was, so I was like: "shit". The more you have sex, the less you worry about it. It's like your dick gets used to it or something. I wouldn't have mine removed, it's fine the way it is, I don't care how many people say it's better.
i thought that as well......
HelpMeSleep
10/01/08, 08:33 AM
search function. there's already a circumcision thread. (http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=460931)
I'm circumcised. Personally for me and most girls, it looks better. Plus 50% less chance of aids so I'm happy :)
4N6 science
10/01/08, 09:00 AM
I'm circumcised. Personally for me and most girls, it looks better. Plus 50% less chance of aids so I'm happy :)
what?! where did you get that statistic?
what?! where did you get that statistic?
I told him.
4N6 science
10/01/08, 09:07 AM
I told him.
Yeah you would do that. I don't believe that statistic is true one bit.
Yeah you would do that. I don't believe that statistic is true one bit.
I don't have aids. Fact.
immorehxcthanu
10/01/08, 09:13 AM
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis.
AmarnaReign
10/01/08, 09:17 AM
me
HelpMeSleep
10/01/08, 09:33 AM
what?! where did you get that statistic?
he made it up to help himself.
Yeah you would do that. I don't believe that statistic is true one bit.
I don't either.
pilot_light_out
10/01/08, 10:06 AM
me
lame
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6502855.stm
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/19058.php
http://www.webmd.com/hiv-aids/news/20070329/circumcision-new-weapon-against-aids 50-60%
there you guys go..
HelpMeSleep
10/01/08, 10:35 AM
well, you could always just wear condoms or not fuck people who have HIV.
SgtFumunda
10/01/08, 10:37 AM
well, you could always just wear condoms or not fuck people who have HIV.
Yeah, but where's the fun in that?
AmarnaReign
10/01/08, 10:41 AM
lame
Jealousy isnt needed
HelpMeSleep
10/01/08, 10:41 AM
Yeah, but where's the fun in that?
:shrug:
I'm just saying. there are much bigger factors to getting HIV than being circumsized.
SomedayTheFire
10/01/08, 10:43 AM
I was never circumsized. Niether were my brothers. I used to think that it was the norm to not be, and that only Jewish people do it because of religious reasons and then I found out that everyone around me was, so I was like: "shit". The more you have sex, the less you worry about it. It's like your dick gets used to it or something. I wouldn't have mine removed, it's fine the way it is, I don't care how many people say it's better.
I always thought that too, I'm uncircumsized as well
Bites the Dust
10/01/08, 10:44 AM
you resemble micheal Jackson.
SoggY ThE OnE
10/01/08, 10:45 AM
I'm proud of my circumcized penis!
Been circumcized since birth, and i've never had to worry about cleaning the foreskin, hahahahaha
4N6 science
10/01/08, 10:46 AM
he made it up to help himself.
I don't either.
That is really lame.
I don't think I have foreskin, but I'm not sure. If I provided a picture, could someone tell me?
Hm... yes, here we go:
http://www.quickfilepost.com/download.do?get=64ad90c3ee2c5abd799 ba55c4ecd2cb9
We've all seen pictures of your mother naked before, no need to post it again.
mattmatumbo
10/01/08, 12:39 PM
well im circumsized... i havent encountered any problems.
Burning Star IV
10/01/08, 03:06 PM
Lawl. It's like an arm.
updownleftright
10/01/08, 03:29 PM
Who still has theres? Who doesnt? ITT: We may well find out.
I personally still have mine but I doubt it'll be there for much longer. Last night I was this girl and the pain it caused during penertration/oral turned me from someone ready and raring to go into someone who didn't want there penis touched at all. I'm not sure if this is a common thing amongst males with foreskin but I've already booked an appointment today to look into getting it removed. I'm actually rather concerned because I hadn't had any problems with it before last night and the girl wants to see me again...
their*
why was there pain..
Mibabalou
10/01/08, 03:42 PM
Hahahaahah
That Picture Is So Funny
parallelism
10/01/08, 03:49 PM
Speaking of foreskin, Jesus was a Jew...
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/577/jesuscomingjb7.gif
wroteurname
10/01/08, 04:49 PM
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z154/rolandorochelle/02turtleneck.jpg
I'm circumsized
and SUPERsized!
eHaMpToN
10/01/08, 06:09 PM
Foreskin Eater
HelpMeSleep
10/01/08, 07:22 PM
wait, actually I think my ex was circumsized after all.
I feel stupid now.
scmaley
10/01/08, 07:59 PM
Has anyone seen For Your Consideration? I watched it for the first time last weekend and there's a pretty funny line in there that reminds me of this thread.
in the united states most males are circumcised (i am). im under the impression that in europe and most of the rest of the world most nonjews are not circumcised.
my advice..if you are having a kid in the us make sure the kid is circumcised , highschool girls especially can be bitches!
i still got mine. and ive never really had too much trouble with it.
though i know i felt really self concious when i was first with my gf and the first things she says is oh, you've got your foreskin
still got my foreskin and we shall never be parted .
caress me down
10/02/08, 05:18 AM
i have no idea what foreskin looks like. i feel like such an amatuer
4N6 science
10/02/08, 11:18 AM
i have no idea what foreskin looks like. i feel like such an amatuer
Google it, but I'm sure all these gross pics will show up so in reality I don't advise that.
DaveZeroZero
10/02/08, 12:11 PM
Do mothers eat these along with their fried placenta?
I know my mom didn't, because my foreskin's still intact on my glans.
in the united states most males are circumcised (i am). im under the impression that in europe and most of the rest of the world most nonjews are not circumcised.
my advice..if you are having a kid in the us make sure the kid is circumcised , highschool girls especially can be bitches!
Ever heard of a religion called Islam?
caress me down
10/02/08, 01:56 PM
Google it, but I'm sure all these gross pics will show up so in reality I don't advise that.
http://www.cfpc.ca/cfp/2007/Mar/_images/vol53-mar-clinicalreview-leonard-fig1.png
4N6 science
10/02/08, 02:50 PM
http://www.cfpc.ca/cfp/2007/Mar/_images/vol53-mar-clinicalreview-leonard-fig1.png
That was a prime example of why not to search for that on google.
:puke:
Ever heard of a religion called Islam?
obviously yes. i dont know if youre trying to be a dick about it or not. most people know that circumcision is a big deal in jewish tradition with the briss and everything. i wasnt sure if islam was the same way if they have something similar...im a christian. most christians in europe are not circumcised. however, most christians in the us are circumcised but it has nothing to do with religion, its just the norm here.
Ever heard of a religion called Islam?
nice one....lol.
Mibabalou
10/02/08, 06:46 PM
islam ??
thats just a joke from south park right
Stupid photobucket deleting my picture.
edit: quickfilepost to the rescue.
caress me down
10/02/08, 07:39 PM
wait, actually I think my ex was circumsized after all.
I feel stupid now.
don't, i just asked my boyfriend if he was hahaha.
HelpMeSleep
10/02/08, 09:35 PM
don't, i just asked my boyfriend if he was hahaha.
hahaha okay, that makes me feel better.
one of my best friends and I were having this conversation a couple months ago and I didn't know and the way she described it, I was like "oh, I think he isn't circumsized" but now thanks to google images I'm pretty sure he was lol.
caress me down
10/03/08, 05:01 AM
hahaha okay, that makes me feel better.
one of my best friends and I were having this conversation a couple months ago and I didn't know and the way she described it, I was like "oh, I think he isn't circumsized" but now thanks to google images I'm pretty sure he was lol.
hahahaha. i was staring at google images for awhile and was still unsure so i decided to ask him and he was like "are you serious...."
HelpMeSleep
10/04/08, 05:53 PM
hahahaha. i was staring at google images for awhile and was still unsure so i decided to ask him and he was like "are you serious...."
:highfive:
hahaha. we're awesome!
lolwut1337
10/04/08, 10:40 PM
well, you could always just wear condoms or not fuck people who have HIV.
you've just been quoted into my msn personal message
feel proud lol
HelpMeSleep
10/04/08, 10:47 PM
you've just been quoted into my msn personal message
feel proud lol
yes! I do feel proud! awesome!! :-d
lolwut1337
10/04/08, 10:56 PM
yes! I do feel proud! awesome!! :-d
http://i360.photobucket.com/albums/oo46/fletcher_desrosiers/quoted.jpg
HelpMeSleep
10/04/08, 11:02 PM
http://i360.photobucket.com/albums/oo46/fletcher_desrosiers/quoted.jpg
haha yay!! :-d
and fucking sweet avatar on there. Gabe is possibly one of my favorite people ever and I love that video so much! Guy Ripley is hysterical =]
lolwut1337
10/04/08, 11:34 PM
haha yay!! :-d
and fucking sweet avatar on there. Gabe is possibly one of my favorite people ever and I love that video so much! Guy Ripley is hysterical =]
bahahaha ditto, me and my friend spent a whole day watching videos with him in them.
HelpMeSleep
10/04/08, 11:47 PM
bahahaha ditto, me and my friend spent a whole day watching videos with him in them.
haha right on! I've definitely had those days! those videos are the best though.
lolwut1337
10/04/08, 11:49 PM
haha right on! I've definitely had those days! those videos are the best though.
haha yeah.
god I'm mad, my texts aren't sending on my phone so I'm like M-(.
sorry, needed to rant. haha. God damn vodaphone.
HelpMeSleep
10/05/08, 12:05 AM
haha yeah.
god I'm mad, my texts aren't sending on my phone so I'm like M-(.
sorry, needed to rant. haha. God damn vodaphone.
ughh. frustrating. that shit pisses me off! and I am the queen of rants, don't worry. :-)
WHAT is a vodaphone? what phone service/brand?
DaveZeroZero
10/05/08, 02:52 AM
Vodaphone is a phone service that you can choose to have and I chose it because my brother was on it and my friend who I text most was on it too so I just figured that it would be ten times easier for everyone. I got it and it's been fine but you have days where you have no signal or reception or anything, and today for the first half it was like perfect, smooth sending, and now it just doesn't send them at all. It sucks so badly because I just got my credit renewed today so I have $310 and 100 free texts which I can't even use.
$310 on your phone? Are you crazy?
Vodaphone is a phone service that you can choose to have and I chose it because my brother was on it and my friend who I text most was on it too so I just figured that it would be ten times easier for everyone. I got it and it's been fine but you have days where you have no signal or reception or anything, and today for the first half it was like perfect, smooth sending, and now it just doesn't send them at all. It sucks so badly because I just got my credit renewed today so I have $310 and 100 free texts which I can't even use.
a fellow vodafone subscriber!
that sucks the big one for sure. though i must say, i was a previous optus customer and i have found that vodafone has so much better service and coverage than optus.
i think im on the same subscription as u. i pay 49 dollars and get 310 credit aswell =)
HelpMeSleep
10/05/08, 04:09 AM
Vodaphone is a phone service that you can choose to have and I chose it because my brother was on it and my friend who I text most was on it too so I just figured that it would be ten times easier for everyone. I got it and it's been fine but you have days where you have no signal or reception or anything, and today for the first half it was like perfect, smooth sending, and now it just doesn't send them at all. It sucks so badly because I just got my credit renewed today so I have $310 and 100 free texts which I can't even use.
wtf. that sucks. you get 100 texts a month? I would die.
lolwut1337
10/05/08, 11:09 PM
wtf. that sucks. you get 100 texts a month? I would die.
hahaha "100 free texts" meaning after I use that up, it starts taking money off my actual plan. It's good when it doesn't shit on itself.
lolwut1337
10/05/08, 11:10 PM
a fellow vodafone subscriber!
that sucks the big one for sure. though i must say, i was a previous optus customer and i have found that vodafone has so much better service and coverage than optus.
i think im on the same subscription as u. i pay 49 dollars and get 310 credit aswell =)
yeah that's the one I'm on. It's really awesome when it goes smoothly but like yesterday it was shitting me off because I had only just gotten my credit renewed and people were texting me.
lolwut1337
10/05/08, 11:11 PM
$310 on your phone? Are you crazy?
slightly. On the brink of insanity, tbh.
yeah that's the one I'm on. It's really awesome when it goes smoothly but like yesterday it was shitting me off because I had only just gotten my credit renewed and people were texting me.
we are awesome, we have the same plan!
that would suck.
lolwut1337
10/05/08, 11:25 PM
we are awesome, we have the same plan!
that would suck.
Yeah it did, I couldn't send messages for about six hours. It's all good now though :-)
Yeah it did, I couldn't send messages for about six hours. It's all good now though :-)
6 hours! my god! outrageous. glad its all good now though =)
lolwut1337
10/06/08, 12:09 AM
6 hours! my god! outrageous. glad its all good now though =)
yeah, I once had to go half a day with no service. I almost stabbed something.
DaveZeroZero
10/06/08, 12:17 AM
slightly. On the brink of insanity, tbh.
If I put on $15, I get 1mb of free internet and 300 free texts. Your plan sucks =]
HelpMeSleep
10/06/08, 12:53 AM
yeah, I once had to go half a day with no service. I almost stabbed something.
it's likely I would stab something in that event.
If I put on $15, I get 1mb of free internet and 300 free texts. Your plan sucks =]
your whole phone bill is $15 a month?
lolwut1337
10/06/08, 02:26 AM
If I put on $15, I get 1mb of free internet and 300 free texts. Your plan sucks =]
god I hate you but I love you so much right now. I hate you because your plan destroys my plan, but I love you cause your avatar makes me laugh.
theguy77
10/06/08, 02:52 AM
these threads are fucking stupid. go ahead and make guys feel like shit cause their parents didnt get them an operation when they were babies. i dont see how surgery is more natural than what you're born with but okay. as ive said most girls have pretty fucked up looking nipples too, would you go get surgery on your tits because 1,000 guys told you that?
these threads are fucking stupid. go ahead and make guys feel like shit cause their parents didnt get them an operation when they were babies. i dont see how surgery is more natural than what you're born with but okay. as ive said most girls have pretty fucked up looking nipples too, would you go get surgery on your tits because 1,000 guys told you that?
:highfive:
I had the operation done.. I think
DaveZeroZero
10/06/08, 08:26 AM
your whole phone bill is $15 a month?
Yup. How win am I?
god I hate you but I love you so much right now. I hate you because your plan destroys my plan, but I love you cause your avatar makes me laugh.
Yeah, though I don't get a free phone out of it as it's a pre-pay sim. But thanks, I made it myself =]
:highfive:
I had the operation done.. I think
You sure know a lot about your penis, Ken.
Yup. How win am I?
Yeah, though I don't get a free phone out of it as it's a pre-pay sim. But thanks, I made it myself =]
You sure know a lot about your penis, Ken.
Someone has to!
DaveZeroZero
10/06/08, 08:50 AM
Someone has to!
Let's swap stories!
Let's swap stories!
Okay, you go first!
DaveZeroZero
10/06/08, 08:55 AM
Okay, you go first!
I have a foreskin. One time, when I was younger, I didn't know that I had to clean it and it got infected.
Your turn!
I have a foreskin. One time, when I was younger, I didn't know that I had to clean it and it got infected.
Your turn!
I have no foreskin. One time, when I was younger, I didn't know they existed.
Your turn!
DaveZeroZero
10/06/08, 09:03 AM
I have no foreskin. One time, when I was younger, I didn't know they existed.
Your turn!
I'm trolling a new forum. It's awesome.
Bitches don't know about my foreskin.
I'm trolling a new forum. It's awesome.
Bitches don't know about my foreskin.
what forum is this?
Same here.
DaveZeroZero
10/06/08, 09:09 AM
what forum is this?
Same here.
thestudentroom.co.uk
none of them are internet superheroes like I am.
thestudentroom.co.uk
none of them are internet superheroes like I am.
sounds dumb.
DaveZeroZero
10/06/08, 09:13 AM
sounds dumb.
Yeah, but it's great because they're so vulnerable. They haven't experienced the power of the internet and I am, therefore, ripping them apart.
For example, one girl posted a thread about what to get her rich boyfriend for his birthday.
My answer?
"Give him herpes."
Yeah, but it's great because they're so vulnerable. They haven't experienced the power of the internet and I am, therefore, ripping them apart.
For example, one girl posted a thread about what to get her rich boyfriend for his birthday.
My answer?
"Give him herpes."
Now.. I am tempted to join you.
DaveZeroZero
10/06/08, 09:18 AM
Now.. I am tempted to join you.
Exactly.
DaveZeroZero
10/06/08, 09:32 AM
and now I have.
Username plz.
HelpMeSleep
10/06/08, 10:29 AM
the worst thing is that my friends gran had died and I had planned to text her as comfort as she wasn't within walking distance and I couldn't and I felt sooo bad.
awww that sucks so much, I hate when things like that happen at the worst times ever =/
these threads are fucking stupid. go ahead and make guys feel like shit cause their parents didnt get them an operation when they were babies. i dont see how surgery is more natural than what you're born with but okay. as ive said most girls have pretty fucked up looking nipples too, would you go get surgery on your tits because 1,000 guys told you that?
I agree. I wouldn't want to read a thread a thread like that, I'd feel like crap.
Yup. How win am I?
quite win. I don't know what my phone bill is but I guarantee you its more than that.
Yeah, but it's great because they're so vulnerable. They haven't experienced the power of the internet and I am, therefore, ripping them apart.
For example, one girl posted a thread about what to get her rich boyfriend for his birthday.
My answer?
"Give him herpes."
lol. this will definitely help you on your road to becoming less of an asshole. :-)
DaveZeroZero
10/06/08, 10:39 AM
lol. this will definitely help you on your road to becoming less of an asshole. :-)
you bet it will =]
HelpMeSleep
10/06/08, 11:00 AM
you bet it will =]
lol@ you.
PS. I enjoyed yours and Ken's penis story time. the first two threads I happened to read upon waking up were the ones you two hijacked. it was cute.
DaveZeroZero
10/06/08, 11:06 AM
lol@ you.
PS. I enjoyed yours and Ken's penis story time. the first two threads I happened to read upon waking up were the ones you two hijacked. it was cute.
:-)
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