Alone In The Dark

[FalloutGuy]

The games were awesome.

I have absolutely no faith that this movie will be anywhere near decent based on one most important factor.

The guy that made it is the same guy who made the unbelievably and stunningly bad shitfest of a movie known as House of The Dead last year. That guy should have not been allowed to do anything else after that...

Not even Tara Reid can save this....and what the fuck is Christian Slater doing? He hasn't done anything good to me since badass fucking Hard Rain.

[Andy]

When did Tara Reid ever save anything?

She can't act her ass out of a toilet.

[FalloutGuy]

No she can't but she is straight eye candy.

[Signals Corrupted]

No she can't but she is straight eye candy.


she has a beerbelly

[FalloutGuy]

as of recent right?

[drudo182]

uwe boll is the worst director around.

dont anyone support this guy. i cant believe this crapfest even got a distrubuter when there are so many other important films that never do.

the only thing we can do it rise against Uwe Boll cause he sucks. People say he is the next Ed Wood. I would say that is too much of a compliment.

-drew-

[LoyalSubject]

You thought Hard Rain was Bad Ass? Yikes.

[FalloutGuy]

You thought Remember the Titans sucked. I have nothing to say to you. :lol2:

[FrancesTheMute]

remember the titans DID suck. its just another generic sports movie with the same storyline


fact: every sports movie has the same basic storyline.

[LoyalSubject]

negative
What Sports Movie doesn't follow the Plot line of Team that isn't very good but gets a new coach or new players and overcomes great odds and gets in fights with each other to eventually win the championship.

[Andy]

What Sports Movie doesn't follow the Plot line of Team that isn't very good but gets a new coach or new players and overcomes great odds and gets in fights with each other to eventually win the championship.

Any Given Sunday

[FalloutGuy]

Any Given Sunday
Owned baby....next question.

[FalloutGuy]

Holy fuck I was right. I just came back from seeing it. This movie is garbage.

[drudo182]

i could have told you that. i realized this as soon as uwe boll got his hands on it.

-drew-

[Tanooki Suit]

If you were smart, you would have checked the metacritic page for it first:
http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/aloneinthedark

[FalloutGuy]

Not like I had a choice, I was dragged to go see it. Damn woman :headshake

[Andy]

i could have told you that. i realized this as soon as uwe boll got his hands on it.

-drew-

What a great name.

Uwe.

Boll!

[FalloutGuy]

He's fucking done.

[Andy]

Im sure he'll direct Resident Evil 3 - starring That Girl Who Noone Cares About But Is Kinda Hot.

[FalloutGuy]

You know I won't even challenge you on that...mostly likely he will.

Then we will have a dual

A shitty writer and a shitty director....the movie will be awesome!!!

[smallbutfeisty]

if a movie has tara reid in it, you can pretty much be sure it's gonna blow at the box office...tara reid spells nothing but disaster for film companies...

[FalloutGuy]

Three examples why that is not true

- American Pie
- American Pie 2
- Van Wilder

[FalloutGuy]

Shit man now i'm really pissed...just found out that this fucking lame ass guy is also gonna direct the movie being done for BloodRayne. I love that game.