i don't have time for a relationship

[bones jones]

but i think i'd like one

[DannySniper]

So would I.

[fadedmemories]

Count me in

[sjb2k1]

the bills are undefeated. that is what matters.

[caLLmEnOoNe]

agreed

[bones jones]

the bills are undefeated. that is what matters.
best post so far

[a_money]

..So would I.

[HelpMeSleep]

I decided I really only want to have a boyfriend so I can have like a default person to hang out with. it's different than having your friends. especially when your friends have boyfriends they spend 90% of their time with.

despite that, I have no intention of getting in a relationship again unless it's with someone nothing short of amazing. I lowered my standards and dated a loser and I have no intention of doing it again.

[sjb2k1]

best post so farthank you. god i hope they beat the cards on sunday, going undefeated into the bye would be awesome

[bones jones]

I decided I really only want to have a boyfriend so I can have like a default person to hang out with. it's different than having your friends. especially when your friends have boyfriends they spend 90% of their time with.

other than that, I have no intention of getting in a relationship again unless it's with someone nothing short of amazing.
i can dig that, maybe that's what i'm looking for.

[bones jones]

thank you. god i hope they beat the cards on sunday, going undefeated into the bye would be awesome
i'm cautiously optimistic about the season as a whole, but it's hard not to be excited.

[SoggY ThE OnE]

dude never say you don't have time for a girl, that is your problem right there!

[Cure4commoncold]

You may not have time for a relationship but, do you have time for anal?

[HelpMeSleep]

You may not have time for a relationship but, do you have time for anal?
oral's the new anal around these parts.

[kwsqd]

both are dumb.

[HelpMeSleep]

both are dumb.
yes. but anal sucks.

[kwsqd]

yes. but anal sucks.
although girls don't like me, i think it's the other way around?

[HelpMeSleep]

although girls don't like me, i think it's the other way around?
haha. you're right. and why don't girls like you?! you're cute!

[kwsqd]

haha. you're right. and why don't girls like you?! you're cute!
I knew I was right! :-p

whaa I still have a picture on ap?!

[.invisible ink.]

but i think i'd like one

you're cute. you should just fuck around until you meet the right chick to settle down with for a while.

[parallelism]

I've been in one for a while now, it's been a positive experience so far.

[HelpMeSleep]

I knew I was right! :-p

whaa I still have a picture on ap?!
haha! yes, you win!

lol noooope. but you used to.
/creeper

I've been in one for a while now, it's been a positive experience so far.
minus the penile trauma.

[just.Starla.]

i need one too.

[parallelism]

haha! yes, you win!

lol noooope. but you used to.
/creeper


minus the penile trauma.

Haha, but thankfully enough it turned out merely to be some temporary mental trauma.

[Cure4commoncold]

oral's the new anal around these parts.

But I say why change a good thing.

[immorehxcthanu]

I concur.

[HelpMeSleep]

Haha, but thankfully enough it turned out merely to be some temporary mental trauma.
haha. yes, that's true. I just couldn't resist the reminder.

But I say why change a good thing.
anal's not good though. everyone likes oral.

[Cure4commoncold]

Obviously a poll needs to be made for this. I believe that Biden is pro-anal also.

[parallelism]

haha. yes, that's true. I just couldn't resist the reminder.


anal's not good though. everyone likes oral.

Yeah, I'm kind of anti-anal. At least in regards to my own personal experiences. I understand the point of gaynal, so I'm not going to knock it because it's one of only a few options. But if its an act of heterosex (?) and there's a vagina, why go #2?

I know it's not REALLY a serious thing, but I guess for some people it probably is. But putting myself in a girl's place, the idea of such an object repeatedly passing through my rectum seems awkward and entirely uncomfortable, most likely painful.

And yeah, oral is fun, anal is just funny.

PS LiarsTurnMeOn: You said anal's not good. Enlighten us with your bad experiences with anal, haha.

[kwsqd]

haha! yes, you win!

lol noooope. but you used to.
/creeper
uhhhhh :blush: haha hi!

[HelpMeSleep]

Yeah, I'm kind of anti-anal. At least in regards to my own personal experiences. I understand the point of gaynal, so I'm not going to knock it because it's one of only a few options. But if its an act of heterosex (?) and there's a vagina, why go #2?

I know it's not REALLY a serious thing, but I guess for some people it probably is. But putting myself in a girl's place, the idea of such an object repeatedly passing through my rectum seems awkward and entirely uncomfortable, most likely painful.

And yeah, oral is fun, anal is just funny.

PS LiarsTurnMeOn: You said anal's not good. Enlighten us with your bad experiences with anal, haha.
hahaha. I have no experiences with anal and I hope I never do! I just find the thought of it to be extremely unappealing and really awkward and kind of gross. but I agree with everything you just said about it, and props for actually thinking about the girl's point of view there!!

uhhhhh :blush: haha hi!
hahaha hi! lol sorry I made I you blush!

[kwsqd]

hahaha hi! lol sorry I made I you blush!
haha its okay?

[HelpMeSleep]

haha its okay?
lol okay good! I promise never to creep on you again.

[kwsqd]

lol okay good! I promise never to creep on you again.
what exactly did you do to creep on me?

and the only reason you promise now is because I don't have a profile picture up!

[kwsqd]

sweet

[HelpMeSleep]

what exactly did you do to creep on me?

and the only reason you promise now is because I don't have a profile picture up!
checked out your profile, looked at your pic, and then casually mentioned it after the fact lol.

haha! that is true! if you did, I would probably still be creepin' away! :-p

sweet
what's sweet?

[kwsqd]

checked out your profile, looked at your pic, and then casually mentioned it after the fact lol.

haha! that is true! if you did, I would probably still be creepin' away! :-p


what's sweet?
i'm not sure whether to be freaked out or not!

[HelpMeSleep]

i'm not sure whether to be freaked out or not!
:sadangel:

[kwsqd]

:sadangel:
:sneakkiss:

[HelpMeSleep]

:sneakkiss:
:blush: aw yay!

:hug:

[kwsqd]

have a good weekend!

[HelpMeSleep]

you too!

[chronomic]

relationships are for the weak.

[mattmatumbo]

i'm in a chill friends-with-benefits relationship. its the shit!

[chronomic]

i'm in a chill friends-with-benefits relationship. its the shit!

friends with benefits is the only logical thing to do unless youre going to marry the broad.

or just shut yourself off emotionally from the relationship and only use it for sex, thats cool too.

[mattmatumbo]

friends with benefits is the only logical thing to do unless youre going to marry the broad.

or just shut yourself off emotionally from the relationship and only use it for sex, thats cool too.

qft

its only friends with benefits because she hates dating and i just got out of a 2&1/2 year relationship so its just for fun.

[argg_xo]

I decided I really only want to have a boyfriend so I can have like a default person to hang out with. it's different than having your friends. especially when your friends have boyfriends they spend 90% of their time with.

despite that, I have no intention of getting in a relationship again unless it's with someone nothing short of amazing. I lowered my standards and dated a loser and I have no intention of doing it again.
oh wise one, you speak the truth. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[HelpMeSleep]

oh wise one, you speak the truth. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
it comes with the age!! now that I'm another year older, I should go about spouting my wisdom all over the PL.
thank you!!! =] I still have the tab up to reply to you and some other people in my birthday thread. ADD fail =[

[xfantabulousx]

I decided I really only want to have a boyfriend so I can have like a default person to hang out with. it's different than having your friends. especially when your friends have boyfriends they spend 90% of their time with.

despite that, I have no intention of getting in a relationship again unless it's with someone nothing short of amazing. I lowered my standards and dated a loser and I have no intention of doing it again.


This.

The truth is that right now, I have absolutely no time for a relationship. I barely have enough time for the stuff I'm doing as it is. It would be nice though.

[DannySniper]

I decided I really only want to have a boyfriend so I can have like a default person to hang out with. it's different than having your friends. especially when your friends have boyfriends they spend 90% of their time with.

despite that, I have no intention of getting in a relationship again unless it's with someone nothing short of amazing. I lowered my standards and dated a loser and I have no intention of doing it again.

Ahem.

[HelpMeSleep]

Ahem.
and what are you ahem-ing about, my dear?

[DannySniper]

and what are you ahem-ing about, my dear?

I just like it when you talk about me to your friends.

[HelpMeSleep]

I just like it when you talk about me to your friends.
oh. I get it. you just want to point out that you are amazing. hence why you are the father of my children. :-)

[eHaMpToN]

women dont watch football

[bones jones]

you're cute. you should just fuck around until you meet the right chick to settle down with for a while.
that's my game plan
forgot about this thread haha

[Jessooker]

I have all the time in the world for a boyfriend, but I have no interest in having one.

[bones jones]

good thread though

[bones jones]

i go back and forth all the time. i'll think i want one, but it's fleeting. i have too much fun being single.