I've never kissed a girl.

[Shuriken!]

Or had a girlfriend I am 21. Sadface.

[swt_catastrophe]

well why does it say you're 19?
get drunk. find someone to make out with.

[firecrackaaa!]

This is random. Kind of cute.

[Rawrr]

Are you fat?

[thesafeword]

Then you're probably gay.

[.invisible ink.]

fake. you're the same tard that asked everyone to post every band they've ever heard of. there's no way that someone this stupid exists in real life.

[fadedmemories]

THIS:
fake. you're the same tard that asked everyone to post every band they've ever heard of. there's no way that someone this stupid exists in real life.

[kaycey]

that sucks man, i remember thinking about this when i was 14 .

[thespearkid]

I'm gonna go with fake but on the off chance you're real, try using my approach to getting girls.

1. Rope them in with humor.
2. Randomly dice in compliments throughout your conversations.
3. Tell her that her boyfriend is an ass who doesn't deserve whenever you get the chance.
4. Ask her out.
5. Anal.

[eHaMpToN]

any of you guys ever taken a roofie
FOR FUN?

[MovieManCorey]

sometimes you just got to party with some people and then it will happen. a party is always the answer.

[new_arbiter]

Probably not going to happen for you at this point. Enjoy celibacy!

[tottivillarossi]

Lose Weight.

[Regards]

Save it for the woman you're going to marry.

[updownleftright]

Lose Weight.
my friend just saw Samaire the other day at some store in hollywood. i made sure to tell her next time she see's her to ask her out on a date for me haha.

fake. you're the same tard that asked everyone to post every band they've ever heard of. there's no way that someone this stupid exists in real life.
wow i hope you're right with that bold of a statement. if it's real though, i can believe it. bad luck exists. drinking is obviously the best solution.

[Greg]

even I have done better than that. come on bro.

[theguilt engine]

I hadn't kissed a girl ... then I turned 14.

[SLoT]

if this is true. you should just move out to the middle of the woods and stay there. or quite possibly this is fake in which case, move to the woods, and kill yourself.

[I listen to OAR]

well i'm p. sure that girls want to be made out with as much as dudes do so go to a bar and straight ask girls if they want to make out. i'm sure that you can do it. :-)

[Smash Adams]

just buy some cherry chapstick, it's the same thing!

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

My friend, if you must have a girlfriend, I shall tell you how to obtain one in a few simple steps.

1. Soak your wit with magic.
2. Try to feast your eyes upon pupils before anywhere else.*
3. Converse.

And that's all. It was that easy.


*Yes, this is what Pedobear told the schoolteacher.

[mrzippo3]

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

[billyboatkid]

I hadn't kissed a girl till I was a Junior in High School.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

Katy Perry is secretly defiling your souls be etching that song into your subconscious! DO NOT GIVE IN, WORLD.

[.invisible ink.]

Katy Perry is secretly defiling your souls be etching that song into your subconscious! DO NOT GIVE IN, WORLD.

this is the first post you've written that i agree with (and understand) wholeheartedly.

[AP_Punk]

:slutkiss:

[polock]

walk around with a hundred dollar bill hanging out your zipper, 20's work in sluttier neighborhoods

[mattie2]

dont be afraid when it comes to it

[mattmatumbo]

wow i'm the third person in this thread that kissed a girl when we were 14. life was good back then, i was so bad at kissing though.

[HelpMeSleep]

I've never kissed a girl either.

[mattmatumbo]

I've never kissed a girl either.

no even for you birthday? weak.

[PezMullet]

You've never kissed a girl but how many male buttholes have you licked?

[HelpMeSleep]

no even for you birthday? weak.
I know. I suck. maybe someday I'll kiss a girl and I'll like it.

[PezMullet]

I know. I suck. maybe someday I'll kiss a girl and I'll like it.

the taste of her cherry chapstick?

[ZoSo1886]

I'm gonna go with fake but on the off chance you're real, try using my approach to getting girls.

1. Rope them in with humor.
2. Randomly dice in compliments throughout your conversations.
3. Tell her that her boyfriend is an ass who doesn't deserve whenever you get the chance.
4. Ask her out.
5. Anal.

6.Profit

[PezMullet]

6.Profit

7. Take a picture and psot it here

[HelpMeSleep]

the taste of her cherry chapstick?
nah. I wear it. so maybe she'll like the taste of my cherry chapstick.

[pilot_light_out]

Probably not going to happen for you at this point. Enjoy celibacy!

hey, there's still time
http://x26.xanga.com/513892eb48776123150273/w21404250.jpg

[DaveZeroZero]

Wow, that's even more hopeless than Ken.

[HelpMeSleep]

Wow, that's even more hopeless than Ken.
you could always stay a virgin as long as Ken, you know.

[DaveZeroZero]

you could always stay a virgin as long as Ken, you know.
Unlikely.

However, if I keep up at this rate...

[HelpMeSleep]

Unlikely.

However, if I keep up at this rate...
:shrug:

you need to get on it.

[ZoSo1886]

http://www.wildtangents.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/ourlady.jpg


if you go long enough, you have something to strive for

[DaveZeroZero]

:shrug:

you need to get on it.
Or, rather, a girl.

http://www.wildtangents.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/ourlady.jpg


if you go long enough, you have something to strive for
to turn into a crazy lady who maintains that she's never had sex, but gives birth to a son who is clearly inbred, hence his claiming that he is the son of a deity and then gets nailed to a cross by the greatest civilization of all time?

I can't top that.

[ZoSo1886]

Or, rather, a girl.


to turn into a crazy lady who maintains that she's never had sex, but gives birth to a son who is clearly inbred, hence his claiming that he is the son of a deity and then gets nailed to a cross by the greatest civilization of all time?

I can't top that.

that is essentially what i was going for.

[HelpMeSleep]

Or, rather, a girl.
yes, that. go get one and then make a thread about it already.

[DaveZeroZero]

yes, that. go get one and then make a thread about it already.
I'll do it later. For now, it's bedtime.

[HelpMeSleep]

I'll do it later. For now, it's bedtime.
okay. and when you do, she should give you cherry poptarts. unless it's a mutual thing, then I suppose you could provide 'em.

or I dunno maybe I should copyright cherry poppin' tarts as my thing.

[TheOtherAndrew]

Are you fat?
I'm tubby and I managed to walk out of high school having been kissed. No excuses.

[llwilliamsll]

lol

[swt_catastrophe]

okay. and when you do, she should give you cherry poptarts. unless it's a mutual thing, then I suppose you could provide 'em.

or I dunno maybe I should copyright cherry poppin' tarts as my thing.
haha. that's amazing.

[HelpMeSleep]

haha. that's amazing.
haha. we were talking about it one day. I love it.

[TheSkyline]

I kissed a girl, and I liked it.

[11:11]

I havent kissed a girl on the lips. But I'm 16, so I have a semi-good reason.

[.invisible ink.]

I havent kissed a girl on the lips. But I'm 16, so I have a semi-good reason.


get on it, dude! you should be getting all sorts of play by the time you're 16 (not to make you feel bad, i'm just saying there's a lot of potential for you)!

[TheSkyline]

I havent kissed a girl on the lips. But I'm 16, so I have a semi-good reason.

get on it, dude! you should be getting all sorts of play by the time you're 16 (not to make you feel bad, i'm just saying there's a lot of potential for you)!

Seriously. You're 16 and can play music. The ladies should be all over you like hot butter and bread. haha

[11:11]

get on it, dude! you should be getting all sorts of play by the time you're 16 (not to make you feel bad, i'm just saying there's a lot of potential for you)!
I've had multiple oppurtunities. I just don't want to do anything I'll regret, and although it may be corny, I want my first one to be special :-)

[11:11]

Seriously. You're 16 and can play music. The ladies should be all over you like hot butter and bread. haha
Only my close friends know that I'm a musician and that I record. I don't want all the unnecessary attention, and I don't want to get big-headed.

[PezMullet]

I've had multiple oppurtunities. I just don't want to do anything I'll regret, and although it may be corny, I want my first one to be special :-)

I'm sorry but your first time won't be special. You probably won't even enjoy it.

[11:11]

I'm sorry but your first time won't be special. You probably won't even enjoy it.
I've had one of my hot best friends promise me that she'd make mine special by doing it herself sometime soon.

Sorry, but not all of us will have ours turn out like yours.

[wewascontenders]

i suggest gun to head.

[HelpMeSleep]

I havent kissed a girl on the lips. But I'm 16, so I have a semi-good reason.
no big deal. I didn't have my first kiss until I turned 17.

[11:11]

no big deal. I didn't have my first kiss until I turned 17.
Thanks. I'm in no big rush.

[swt_catastrophe]

I've had multiple oppurtunities. I just don't want to do anything I'll regret, and although it may be corny, I want my first one to be special :-)


a lot of my friends said the same thing... and then they got tired of waiting.

[HelpMeSleep]

a lot of my friends said the same thing... and then they got tired of waiting.
yeah, I waited and then it ended up not being special at all. my first kiss ended up being with this sleazy asshole guy who I definitely don't talk to anymore and he lives in kansas lol.

[TheSkyline]

yeah, I waited and then it ended up not being special at all. my first kiss ended up being with this sleazy asshole guy who I definitely don't talk to anymore and he lives in kansas lol.

Sounds like a keeper!

[TheOtherAndrew]

I'm sorry but your first time won't be special. You probably won't even enjoy it.
hahaha wut

[swt_catastrophe]

yeah, I waited and then it ended up not being special at all. my first kiss ended up being with this sleazy asshole guy who I definitely don't talk to anymore and he lives in kansas lol.
my best friend waited. and then gave it away to a guy who's name she didn't know :shrug:

[HelpMeSleep]

Sounds like a keeper!
haha. I know, right? he was way too old for me too. his only redeeming qualities were that he was over six feet tall and sort of cute and he was a pitcher for his college baseball team and was being looked at by scouts.

my best friend waited. and then gave it away to a guy who's name she didn't know :shrug:
I might as well have. I met him in my kitchen because we were getting it redone and he was working for our contractor over christmas break. his first question he asked me was how old I was, and then when I said 17, his next question was when I turned 18. that pretty much says it all lol.

[swt_catastrophe]

haha. I know, right? he was way too old for me too. his only redeeming qualities were that he was over six feet tall and sort of cute and he was a pitcher for his college baseball team and was being looked at by scouts.


I might as well have. I met him in my kitchen because we were getting it redone and he was working for our contractor over christmas break. his first question he asked me was how old I was, and then when I said 17, his next question was when I turned 18. that pretty much says it all lol.
wish you would have waited longer? or glad you got it over with?

[HelpMeSleep]

wish you would have waited longer? or glad you got it over with?
well, a week later I ended up kissing the guy who I ended up losing my virginity to a year later. so I probably would have been better off just waiting. it would've meant more with him than the baseball player, I suppose.

[TheOtherAndrew]

Wait until someone special comes along. Unless you're going to be waiting until you're 30.

[swt_catastrophe]

Wait until someone special comes along. Unless you're going to be waiting until you're 30.
hah. agreed. its fine until a point. and then you gotta ask how long you might be waiting.

[TheSkyline]

haha. I know, right? he was way too old for me too. his only redeeming qualities were that he was over six feet tall and sort of cute and he was a pitcher for his college baseball team and was being looked at by scouts.


I might as well have. I met him in my kitchen because we were getting it redone and he was working for our contractor over christmas break. his first question he asked me was how old I was, and then when I said 17, his next question was when I turned 18. that pretty much says it all lol.

That's all that matters in a man. Should have married him.

[HelpMeSleep]

That's all that matters in a man. Should have married him.
haha. well, in that case... nothing came of it and he's not playing anymore and he's quite honestly a pussy so I'd say I'm better off. :-)

[TheSkyline]

haha. well, in that case... nothing came of it and he's not playing anymore and he's quite honestly a pussy so I'd say I'm better off. :-)

All baseball players are, haha.

Anyways, how have you been, done anything exciting lately?

[HelpMeSleep]

All baseball players are, haha.

Anyways, how have you been, done anything exciting lately?
haha. fair enough.

I've been pretty good. had my birthday yesterday so that was fun. I haven't been feeling well today so I'm staying in and watching the sex and the city movie lol. how about you? =]

[TheSkyline]

haha. fair enough.

I've been pretty good. had my birthday yesterday so that was fun. I haven't been feeling well today so I'm staying in and watching the sex and the city movie lol. how about you? =]

Same here, I think it's just my allergies, but I'm not feeling so hot. But I had to go to the zoo with my grandparents today. Even though I felt sick, they're like 900 years old, so it's only a matter of time until they.. well you know. Die. haha

[HelpMeSleep]

Same here, I think it's just my allergies, but I'm not feeling so hot. But I had to go to the zoo with my grandparents today. Even though I felt sick, they're like 900 years old, so it's only a matter of time until they.. well you know. Die. haha
haha. aww that's sweet you went with them! especially since you weren't feeling so great. did you see any particularly cool animals? I always liked the meerkats, I don't know why. :-)

[TheSkyline]

haha. aww that's sweet you went with them! especially since you weren't feeling so great. did you see any particularly cool animals? I always liked the meerkats, I don't know why. :-)

Woah same here! Whenever I see them I want to jump over the little fence and be like "OMG YOU ARE SO FUCKING CUTE!" haha

We have a polar bear exhibit and they swim up to the glass and look at you and stuff, it's pretty cool.

[HelpMeSleep]

Woah same here! Whenever I see them I want to jump over the little fence and be like "OMG YOU ARE SO FUCKING CUTE!" haha

We have a polar bear exhibit and they swim up to the glass and look at you and stuff, it's pretty cool.
haha! highfive for both loving the meerkats at the zoo! they are so fucking cute. and the funny thing is, I never realized until semi-recently that that's what timon is in the lion king! lol

that sounds pretty sweet. I like the polar bears a lot!!

[argg_xo]

sorry to interrupt zoo time, but did anyone ever figure out if the OP is serious, or is this just another sucky fake?

[TheSkyline]

haha! highfive for both loving the meerkats at the zoo! they are so fucking cute. and the funny thing is, I never realized until semi-recently that that's what timon is in the lion king! lol

that sounds pretty sweet. I like the polar bears a lot!!

Haha really? Well what did you think he was, a rat? haha

sorry to interrupt zoo time, but did anyone ever figure out if the OP is serious, or is this just another sucky fake?

I would be angry for you ruining zoo time, but since you like the song "Smack! Here I Am!", I figure I can keep my cool. haha

And I'm not sure. He was probably serious. There are plenty of people that are just.... social retards? haha

[argg_xo]

I would be angry for you ruining zoo time, but since you like the song "Smack! Here I Am!", I figure I can keep my cool. haha

And I'm not sure. He was probably serious. There are plenty of people that are just.... social retards? haha
thanks man, Smack! Here I Am! is pure lyrical genius. if it helps, i watch meerkat manor all the time.

[thesafeword]

All baseball players are, haha.
Fuck off.

[HelpMeSleep]

sorry to interrupt zoo time, but did anyone ever figure out if the OP is serious, or is this just another sucky fake?
haha. I don't know! I could actually see that being true sadly.

Haha really? Well what did you think he was, a rat? haha

I would be angry for you ruining zoo time, but since you like the song "Smack! Here I Am!", I figure I can keep my cool. haha

And I'm not sure. He was probably serious. There are plenty of people that are just.... social retards? haha
haha. I dunno! I just thought he was Timon! I didn't really look into it!

lol @ the social retards. I'd tend to agree.

thanks man, Smack! Here I Am! is pure lyrical genius. if it helps, i watch meerkat manor all the time.
the lyrics are indeed pretty sweet. and that's awesome! I didn't even know about that show! meerkats ftw.

[HelpMeSleep]

oopsies. holy double post batman!

[argg_xo]

haha. I don't know! I could actually see that being true sadly.



the lyrics are indeed pretty sweet. and that's awesome! I didn't even know about that show! meerkats ftw.
well, i guess when you snooze you loose, even when it comes to the ladies. and how could you not know about meerkat manor?! i love flower and mozart and whatever all their names are! lol.

[HelpMeSleep]

well, i guess when you snooze you loose, even when it comes to the ladies. and how could you not know about meerkat manor?! i love flower and mozart and whatever all their names are! lol.
indeed. and I don't know! I guess I'm just deprived. what channel is it on?!

[argg_xo]

indeed. and I don't know! I guess I'm just deprived. what channel is it on?!
i think it's on animal planet. you need to watch it, it's so cute! all the meerkats have names and they have a little story that goes along with every episode. it's very addicting to watch.

[HelpMeSleep]

i think it's on animal planet. you need to watch it, it's so cute! all the meerkats have names and they have a little story that goes along with every episode. it's very addicting to watch.
that sounds awesome! I can't say I've ever really watched animal planet, but I actually really want to watch that now!

[argg_xo]

that sounds awesome! I can't say I've ever really watched animal planet, but I actually really want to watch that now!
seriously, it's just like when i get sucked into watching CSI, meerkat manor does the same.

[HelpMeSleep]

seriously, it's just like when i get sucked into watching CSI, meerkat manor does the same.
comparable in awesomeness to CSI? now I really have to watch!

[argg_xo]

comparable in awesomeness to CSI? now I really have to watch!
hahaha! meerkat manor and growing up [insert animal here] are my favorite shows on animal planet. when my neice watches meerkat manor she calles them doggies.

[HelpMeSleep]

hahaha! meerkat manor and growing up [insert animal here] are my favorite shows on animal planet. when my neice watches meerkat manor she calles them doggies.
I might need to start watching animal planet now! that's so cute! you have the cutest stories about your niece! I want one.. but I don't want any of my younger siblings to have my kids anytime soon lol.

[hf57]

after reading this thread, i have come to the conclusion there are a lot of gays on this site.

[argg_xo]

I might need to start watching animal planet now! that's so cute! you have the cutest stories about your niece! I want one.. but I don't want any of my younger siblings to have my kids anytime soon lol.
yes, it has lots of cute shows and it has some educational, not so cute shows too. we went to a scarecrow festival today and my neice got to ride a pony. she was so excited and talked about "baby pon-pons" all afternoon.

[HelpMeSleep]

yes, it has lots of cute shows and it has some educational, not so cute shows too. we went to a scarecrow festival today and my neice got to ride a pony. she was so excited and talked about "baby pon-pons" all afternoon.
baby pon-pons! that's so cute! riding a little pony's really exciting when you're little!

[Metfan615]

I've never kissed a girl either *sigh*

[argg_xo]

baby pon-pons! that's so cute! riding a little pony's really exciting when you're little!
riding a pony is still exciting for me! lol. it was cute, she was so excited to tell my dad about it.

[HelpMeSleep]

riding a pony is still exciting for me! lol. it was cute, she was so excited to tell my dad about it.
I don't even know the last time I rode a pony pony! although I've ridden a big horse on the beach! that's so cute!!

[4N6 science]

riding a pony is still exciting for me! lol. it was cute, she was so excited to tell my dad about it.

I miss you! and I haven't kissed a girl either will you be my first and you and mandi hijack every single thread in the PL, I see you've found a replacement.

[argg_xo]

I don't even know the last time I rode a pony pony! although I've ridden a big horse on the beach! that's so cute!!
i've only rode ponies when i was little :-( i think i missed out on that trend. but my favorite shel silverstein poem is about the little girl that kept asking for a pony and said that she'd die if she didn't get one. and at the end of the poem she ended up dying cuz her parents never got her one.
I miss you! and I haven't kissed a girl either will you be my first and you and mandi hijack every single thread in the PL, I see you've found a replacement.
i missss you toooo booberry!!! and of course i'll be your first kiss, it will be magical and fireworks will happen. mandi is my AP bff, don't hate.

[4N6 science]

i've only rode ponies when i was little :-( i think i missed out on that trend. but my favorite shel silverstein poem is about the little girl that kept asking for a pony and said that she'd die if she didn't get one. and at the end of the poem she ended up dying cuz her parents never got her one.

i missss you toooo booberry!!! and of course i'll be your first kiss, it will be magical and fireworks will happen. mandi is my AP bff, don't hate.

I'm not hating. I'm just pointing out what I see. And I can't wait for you to be my first kiss. It has to be in the pouring rain, cause that's notebook style and it'll melt your heart and really fall for me.

[argg_xo]

I'm not hating. I'm just pointing out what I see. And I can't wait for you to be my first kiss. It has to be in the pouring rain, cause that's notebook style and it'll melt your heart and really fall for me.
haha! sounds promising! my sister was watching the notebook when i came home from work this evening.

[4N6 science]

haha! sounds promising! my sister was watching the notebook when i came home from work this evening.

I'm glad you think it's promising. Should I also be upside down when we kiss in the rain?

[argg_xo]

I'm glad you think it's promising. Should I also be upside down when we kiss in the rain?
no. that seems like it would be awkward.

[HelpMeSleep]

I miss you! and I haven't kissed a girl either will you be my first and you and mandi hijack every single thread in the PL, I see you've found a replacement.
we're AP bff's! it's what we do! I won't hijack your wedding from you! don't worry!

i've only rode ponies when i was little :-( i think i missed out on that trend. but my favorite shel silverstein poem is about the little girl that kept asking for a pony and said that she'd die if she didn't get one. and at the end of the poem she ended up dying cuz her parents never got her one.
awww =[ I loved Shel Silverstein!! when I was younger, any time we needed to memorize a poem for school, I'd pick one of his!

[4N6 science]

no. that seems like it would be awkward.

oh ok.. so I take it you didn't like spider man.

we're AP bff's! it's what we do! I won't hijack your wedding from you! don't worry!


awww =[ I loved Shel Silverstein!! when I was younger, any time we needed to memorize a poem for school, I'd pick one of his!

I know you're AP bff's. I'm glad you won't hijack the wedding. But you will obvi be a major part of it.

[argg_xo]

we're AP bff's! it's what we do! I won't hijack your wedding from you! don't worry!


awww =[ I loved Shel Silverstein!! when I was younger, any time we needed to memorize a poem for school, I'd pick one of his!
yessss! i love all his books, my grandma bought them for me when i was in elementary school.
oh ok.. so I take it you didn't like spider man.



I know you're AP bff's. I'm glad you won't hijack the wedding. But you will obvi be a major part of it.
i didn't find that scene in spiderman romantic.

[HelpMeSleep]

I know you're AP bff's. I'm glad you won't hijack the wedding. But you will obvi be a major part of it.
true! Dave and I will both have integral roles in your wedding! and I just realized! I get to throw Chelsea her bachelorette party!!

yessss! i love all his books, my grandma bought them for me when i was in elementary school.

i didn't find that scene in spiderman romantic.
I miss those books! I think I had one and I borrowed the other ones from my friend. I remember in 3rd grade having to memorize a poem and I wanted a shorter one and I ended up doing the "my stupid pencil eraser" one.

I did find it romantic on the OC. when Seth fell off his roof in a rainstorm and was dangling upside down wearing a spiderman mask (to protect his jewfro from the rain!) and Summer found him and they did the spiderman kiss and then she helped him down. but Seth would be my perfect guy so probably anything works with him lol.

[thesafeword]

true! Dave and I will both have integral roles in your wedding! and I just realized! I get to throw Chelsea her bachelorette party!!
So yeah, I'm a male stripper, in case you were wondering.

[HelpMeSleep]

So yeah, I'm a male stripper, in case you were wondering.
well, there's pros and cons of this.

PRO: you could possibly be the entertainment for the party.

CON: I dunno how I feel about living out my elevator sex fantasy with a stripper...

[thesafeword]

Fuck, I'm not a stripper...

[HelpMeSleep]

Fuck, I'm not a stripper...
okay, so then let's just fuck in the elevator, and I'll just hire Gabe Saporta to be a stripper for the party!

[thesafeword]

Deal.

[HelpMeSleep]

okay, sweet. sounds like a plan.

[thesafeword]

Look out elevators of America.

[HelpMeSleep]

it's gonna be HAWT.

[thesafeword]

It's going to be SO FUCKING HAWT.

[HelpMeSleep]

it's gonna be so fucking hawt, we might need to use an elevator that sets off the alarm for the fire department...

[thesafeword]

Don't worry Mr. Firefighter, I'll get this one.

[HelpMeSleep]

;-)

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

this is the first post you've written that i agree with (and understand) wholeheartedly.

My mind is like Internet Explorer. Full of bugs.

[.invisible ink.]

My mind is like Internet Explorer. Full of bugs.

you should upgrade to Firefox.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

you should upgrade to Firefox.

Too many add-ons. :U

They make my transmitted manpower graduate below the revolting essence. And if I choose to have none, a cosy newspaper pops after a substitute surgery.

It's the opposite of a win-win situation.

[argg_xo]

okay, so then let's just fuck in the elevator, and I'll just hire Gabe Saporta to be a stripper for the party!
so we'll just have a joint bachelorette party? does it matter that you're having a lesbian wedding?

[4N6 science]

i didn't find that scene in spiderman romantic.

Yeah me neither. I mean who does that?!! Honestly.

true! Dave and I will both have integral roles in your wedding! and I just realized! I get to throw Chelsea her bachelorette party!!

Indeed both of you will. I can only imagine what you would do for a bachelorette party!

[argg_xo]

Yeah me neither. I mean who does that?!! Honestly.



Indeed both of you will. I can only imagine what you would do for a bachelorette party!
hahah! aww, sorry i shot down your spiderman fantasy!

[4N6 science]

hahah! aww, sorry i shot down your spiderman fantasy!

No you didn't shoot it down. I'm not to good at hanging upside down from things so it probably wouldn't have worked out anyways.

[DaveZeroZero]

Thread hijack, here we come!

[HelpMeSleep]

so we'll just have a joint bachelorette party? does it matter that you're having a lesbian wedding?
hahaha yes!! it better not!!

Indeed both of you will. I can only imagine what you would do for a bachelorette party!
Gabe Sexporta!!!

[argg_xo]

No you didn't shoot it down. I'm not to good at hanging upside down from things so it probably wouldn't have worked out anyways.
you probably would have fell and hurt your other shoulder :-(

[4N6 science]

hahaha yes!! it better not!!


Gabe Sexporta!!!

is that the cobra starship guy?

you probably would have fell and hurt your other shoulder :-(


I know. I just got some PK's. So I will be sedating myself to sleep tonight.

[argg_xo]

is that the cobra starship guy?




I know. I just got some PK's. So I will be sedating myself to sleep tonight.
he is the midtown/cobra starship guy.

[HelpMeSleep]

he is the midtown/cobra starship guy.
:nod: that's how I like to put it too.

[DaveZeroZero]

:nod: that's how I like to put it too.
Yeah - when you mention midtown, it gives him a touch of class.

[4N6 science]

he is the midtown/cobra starship guy.

OOOoOoOoOo pics? Is he really hawt with his mascara and really tight purple jeans and studded belt and black hoodie?

[argg_xo]

Yeah - when you mention midtown, it gives him a touch of class.
and a sense of credibility.
OOOoOoOoOo pics? Is he really hawt with his mascara and really tight purple jeans and studded belt and black hoodie?
you are sooo wrong jon! he doesnt wear mascara, he doesn't have tight purple pants but he does wear a purple hoodie. and he's HAWT!

[DaveZeroZero]

and a sense of credibility.
that, too.

[HelpMeSleep]

Yeah - when you mention midtown, it gives him a touch of class.
yeah, and it gives me a touch of class, as well. if you say cobra before midtown (or worse, completely leave midtown out) it's considered blasphemy.

and a sense of credibility.

you are sooo wrong jon! he doesnt wear mascara, he doesn't have tight purple pants but he does wear a purple hoodie. and he's HAWT!
QFT. this whole thing. 24 days until I get to to see this man again!!! KJDFKJSKFJDLJL

[4N6 science]

and a sense of credibility.

you are sooo wrong jon! he doesnt wear mascara, he doesn't have tight purple pants but he does wear a purple hoodie. and he's HAWT!

Oh sorry I figured he was like every other emo lead singer guy. :-p

[argg_xo]

yeah, and it gives me a touch of class, as well. if you say cobra before midtown (or worse, completely leave midtown out) it's considered blasphemy.


QFT. this whole thing. 24 days until I get to to see this man again!!! KJDFKJSKFJDLJL
9 days for me!!!!!! 9 days til SassyBack!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh sorry I figured he was like every other emo lead singer guy. :-p
you're just upset that mandi and i think he's HAWT and we're not talking about you. so there!

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah, and it gives me a touch of class, as well. if you say cobra before midtown (or worse, completely leave midtown out) it's considered blasphemy
Blasphemy? THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[HelpMeSleep]

9 days for me!!!!!! 9 days til SassyBack!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you're just upset that mandi and i think he's HAWT and we're not talking about you. so there!
ahhh omg I'm so jealous. I'm so happy they didn't cancel the tour!!

that's quite true! omg, did I tell you the other night I was on his little twitter blog that he updates from his phone and he was talking about how he was fighting with his girlfriend and he didn't want to go to bed since she was there??

Blasphemy? THIS IS SPARTA!!!
:thisissparta:

[Shuriken!]

This post was fake, I am real.

[argg_xo]

ahhh omg I'm so jealous. I'm so happy they didn't cancel the tour!!

that's quite true! omg, did I tell you the other night I was on his little twitter blog that he updates from his phone and he was talking about how he was fighting with his girlfriend and he didn't want to go to bed since she was there??


:thisissparta:
lol@ this is sparta smiley! i'm so excited, i need a new outfit to wear! ahh i need money for a new outfit, i'm broke. and i still don't like his girlfriend. she should never make him mad. bitch, we'll show her!

[mattmatumbo]

my brother is 23 and he just got a girlfriend for the first time. also his first kiss.

[HelpMeSleep]

lol@ this is sparta smiley! i'm so excited, i need a new outfit to wear! ahh i need money for a new outfit, i'm broke. and i still don't like his girlfriend. she should never make him mad. bitch, we'll show her!
haha. I've always seen it in the little smiley thing and never had a need for it, but this seemed like as good a time as any! me too!! I'm debating seriously considering breaking out of my norm and wearing something other than a hoodie, jeans and a tshirt to this show. although, sadly, at any show by the time it's over and I get to meet Gabe, I look far from hawt =[ and yes!! I approve of this idea! let's show her!! making Gabe mad... pshhh. although I totally lol @ him announcing it to his fans on his little website haha.

[argg_xo]

haha. I've always seen it in the little smiley thing and never had a need for it, but this seemed like as good a time as any! me too!! I'm debating seriously considering breaking out of my norm and wearing something other than a hoodie, jeans and a tshirt to this show. although, sadly, at any show by the time it's over and I get to meet Gabe, I look far from hawt =[ and yes!! I approve of this idea! let's show her!! making Gabe mad... pshhh. although I totally lol @ him announcing it to his fans on his little website haha.
i never understood why the one person you really want to meet always waits til the end of the show to come out and take pics. no one looks good and the pics are usually embarrassing and i almost never want to brag and show the pics for proof. i wonder if his gf reads his blog? that would be interesting!

[HelpMeSleep]

i never understood why the one person you really want to meet always waits til the end of the show to come out and take pics. no one looks good and the pics are usually embarrassing and i almost never want to brag and show the pics for proof. i wonder if his gf reads his blog? that would be interesting!
haha seriously! except for I'm lame and have to show the pics around and tend to default them on myspace and facebook despite how terrible I look! my self pride in my appearance < my gabelove apparently. seriously, after the first time I met him, I carried my camera around in my pocket at school and whipped it out and showed it to people I barely knew. I probably also said something stupid like "this is my future husband" lolz. I wonder that too! maybe it causes even more fights?! I remember reading blogs from forever ago when he was recording the first cobra album, and he would talk about fighting with her then too. and there's always that picture where they look like they're fighting to consider.

[argg_xo]

haha seriously! except for I'm lame and have to show the pics around and tend to default them on myspace and facebook despite how terrible I look! my self pride in my appearance < my gabelove apparently. seriously, after the first time I met him, I carried my camera around in my pocket at school and whipped it out and showed it to people I barely knew. I probably also said something stupid like "this is my future husband" lolz. I wonder that too! maybe it causes even more fights?! I remember reading blogs from forever ago when he was recording the first cobra album, and he would talk about fighting with her then too. and there's always that picture where they look like they're fighting to consider.
hahahaha! "this is my future husband!" lol. i'm guilty of using that line back in the day when FOB was good. i had my pic with FOB up on myspace for the longest time and then i realized i looked like a complete jackass. lol. i would totally read my bf's blog and then purposefully bring it up in conversation.

[HelpMeSleep]

hahahaha! "this is my future husband!" lol. i'm guilty of using that line back in the day when FOB was good. i had my pic with FOB up on myspace for the longest time and then i realized i looked like a complete jackass. lol. i would totally read my bf's blog and then purposefully bring it up in conversation.
hahaha. which FOB person was your future husband?! I wish I had a picture of me with FOB where I looked terrible lol. I wouldn't be surprised if the caption for at least one of my pics with him says something about him being my future husband. the comments from my friends on the one from the first time I met him were pretty hilarious but some of 'em have gotten deleted =/ that time I also told a tale of an epic "shoulder squeeze" where he looked deep into my eyes and I could tell he knew we would one day be married lololol!!!oneone. ohh good times. I left high school with a reputation for being much crazier than when I started there. :-d
I would! I'd completely stalk my boyfriend's blog lol. I'd probably try to play it cool and pretend like I didn't, but then I'd blow my cover and be like "so you didn't want to come to bed because you were pissed at my last night, did you?"

[4N6 science]

9 days for me!!!!!! 9 days til SassyBack!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you're just upset that mandi and i think he's HAWT and we're not talking about you. so there!

yeah that's probably true. :-(

[argg_xo]

hahaha. which FOB person was your future husband?! I wish I had a picture of me with FOB where I looked terrible lol. I wouldn't be surprised if the caption for at least one of my pics with him says something about him being my future husband. the comments from my friends on the one from the first time I met him were pretty hilarious but some of 'em have gotten deleted =/ that time I also told a tale of an epic "shoulder squeeze" where he looked deep into my eyes and I could tell he knew we would one day be married lololol!!!oneone. ohh good times. I left high school with a reputation for being much crazier than when I started there. :-d
I would! I'd completely stalk my boyfriend's blog lol. I'd probably try to play it cool and pretend like I didn't, but then I'd blow my cover and be like "so you didn't want to come to bed because you were pissed at my last night, did you?"
i wasn't into any particular member of FOB before i met them but as soon as patrick commented on the argyle sweater i was wearing, i knew we'd be a match made in heaven! lol. and of course he put his arm around my back and touched me while we were taking the pic so i told that tale many times afterwards. after that night, patrick stump was my main boo in FOB. i read my "friend's" livejournal that she thought i didn't know about once and called her out on all the shit was saying about me. the look on her face was priceless when i started talking about it.
yeah that's probably true. :-(
don't worry, you're still hawt.

[4N6 science]

don't worry, you're still hawt.

I'm glad you think so!

[kwsqd]

I'm glad you think so!
I think so too :nod:

[kwsqd]

Wow, that's even more hopeless than Ken.
Which is really really hopeless. Dying alone will be sweet.

you could always stay a virgin as long as Ken, you know.
I don't suggest it.

Unlikely.

However, if I keep up at this rate...
It better be unlikely, for your sanity.

Yes, you're at a similar rate.

:shrug:

you need to get on it.
Thanks for being a friend.

[DaveZeroZero]

It better be unlikely, for your sanity.

Yes, you're at a similar rate.
I'll just cross my fingers for college.

[kwsqd]

I'll just cross my fingers for college.
that's what I tried..

[DaveZeroZero]

that's what I tried..
You obviously weren't getting naked at parties often enough.

[kwsqd]

You obviously weren't getting naked at parties often enough.
No, I did. People just ran away.

[DaveZeroZero]

No, I did. People just ran away.
Maybe if you had been shaven, they would not have stirred.

[kwsqd]

Maybe if you had been shaven, they would not have stirred.
Are you kidding? I user laser hair removal.

[DaveZeroZero]

Are you kidding? I user laser hair removal.
My older brother did that.

For his face.

[kwsqd]

My older brother did that.

For his face.
Your older brother sounds like a bitch.

[alecksisx33]

Then you're probably gay.
ahahahahha, thank you.

[DaveZeroZero]

Your older brother sounds like a bitch.
lawl

[kwsqd]

lawl
I'm going to grow a beard!

[DaveZeroZero]

I'm going to grow a beard!
But we've already finished Septembeard!

[kwsqd]

But we've already finished Septembeard!
No shave november started early for me.

[DaveZeroZero]

No shave november started early for me.
Cheaters never prosper.

[kwsqd]

I've just decided that it's time to grow one.

[DaveZeroZero]

I've just decided that it's time to grow one.
if it's rugged enough, it could get you laid.

[kwsqd]

yes, it could!

[DaveZeroZero]

There's an equivalent of scene points on the site I'm trolling and I'm managing to stay at about 0, so I guess I'm popular and unpopular in equal measures.

Perfect.

[skashroomking]

if it's rugged enough, it could get you laid.

its worked for me

[kwsqd]

its worked for me
sweet

[skashroomking]

sweet
if all else fails, party hardy, get some pelt, lol

[HelpMeSleep]

i wasn't into any particular member of FOB before i met them but as soon as patrick commented on the argyle sweater i was wearing, i knew we'd be a match made in heaven! lol. and of course he put his arm around my back and touched me while we were taking the pic so i told that tale many times afterwards. after that night, patrick stump was my main boo in FOB. i read my "friend's" livejournal that she thought i didn't know about once and called her out on all the shit was saying about me. the look on her face was priceless when i started talking about it.

don't worry, you're still hawt.
awww patrick's my fave! hahaha I'm glad you retold the tale many times like I did. just ANOTHER reason we're AP bff's! whooo! alex suarez immediately became one of my favorites when I met him and he looked at my camera and said "is that the sony cybershot [insert random numbers here]" and then informed me we had the same camera and that it was the best camera and we became "camera buddies!" so I believe that used to be the caption on my picture of him, me and my friend. what a cunt. way to call that bitch out! my one sort of friend wrote a whole livejournal entry about her other friend who I'm pretty good friends with and they're not friends anymore.

yes. Jon may not be gabe sexporta, but he's still hawt!

Which is really really hopeless. Dying alone will be sweet.


Thanks for being a friend.
I'm not in your particular predicament, but I think my odds of dying alone are pretty good, regardless.

how am I not being a friend? :bluesad:

Are you kidding? I user laser hair removal.
I actually use that. it hurts.

[nhoium]

Or had a girlfriend I am 21. Sadface.
You may have to ask Katy Perry for some advice.

But yeah, that sucks man. You should look into getting some game ha.

[riot_gurl]

Or had a girlfriend I am 21. Sadface.

that's so cute.

[HelpMeSleep]

that's so cute.
no, it's not.

I'm sure cute is what he aims for.

[kwsqd]

if all else fails, party hardy, get some pelt, lol
good idea

I'm not in your particular predicament, but I think my odds of dying alone are pretty good, regardless.

how am I not being a friend? :bluesad:


I actually use that. it hurts.
well, you can always call me up and we'll die alone together.

you are :sneakkiss:

ouch.

[HelpMeSleep]

well, you can always call me up and we'll die alone together.

you are :sneakkiss:

ouch.
awww yay. and that sounds like a plan! :sneakkiss:

[riot_gurl]

no, it's not.

I'm sure cute is what he aims for.

omg.

[kwsqd]

awww yay. and that sounds like a plan! :sneakkiss:
we can always hang out before death too!

[HelpMeSleep]

omg.
omg what?

[riot_gurl]

omg what?

it's funny. hahaha.

[riot_gurl]

omg what?

it's funny. hahaha.

[HelpMeSleep]

we can always hang out before death too!
good idea!! before we die alone together we can live alone together!

[kwsqd]

good idea!! before we die alone together we can live alone together!
uhh right!

[HelpMeSleep]

uhh right!
glad we're on the same page.

[Greg]

live together or die alone!!!!!!
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/lost_jack_figure-4.jpg

[argg_xo]

I'm sure cunt is what he aims for.
*fixed

[HelpMeSleep]

*fixed
YESSS! awesome! :highfive:

[4N6 science]

I think so too :nod:

Thanks Ken.

[deathbatgurl]

you got to put yourself out there. be friendly, things will work out eventually.

[eHaMpToN]

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