"We can try it, if you want."

[thespearkid]

This is what my ladyfriend told when I asked her about anal. I'm coming home from school to spend the day with her on Saturday, October 18th. That is when it will go down.

High fives for Dion.

[eHaMpToN]

i had anal for the first time the other day. it was ok.

[argg_xo]

you should have asked for oral, it's the new anal.

[eHaMpToN]

you should have asked for oral, it's the new anal.

atm

[Indoor Living]

You got a good girl. Haha.

[lightupthesky]

my boyfriend and i were going to on his birthday but he broke up with me two days before, exactly a week ago.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

My experience told me that anal geography refines an emerging goldfish.

[billyboatkid]

This thread is full of lies and liars.

[morebreakdowns]

as they say, oral is the new anal

[nonamesleft]

Not really that great...

[liar23]

good job

[lightupthesky]

This thread is full of lies and liars.

i speak the truth

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

This thread is full of lies and liars.

A lie is only a lie if you believe it isn't.

[liar23]

A lie is only a lie if you believe it isn't.
lie

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

lie

That would only be true if you genuinely regarded it as the opposite. Unless of course you're shirtless at the moment, which would mean "Real" as a concept would reverse its polarity.

[liar23]

That would only be true if you genuinely regarded it as the opposite. Unless of course you're shirtless at the moment, which would mean "Real" as a concept would reverse its polarity.
what. the. fuck.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

what. the. fuck.

Indeed! Paradoxes are what the world is fueled by! This is important to understand if you are to survive on this land, lad.

[liar23]

Indeed! Paradoxes are what the world is fueled by! This is important to understand if you are to survive on this land, lad.
oh

[Burning Star IV]

:highfive:

[mattmatumbo]

well at least someone other than popdisaster is getting into the brown-eye

[AP_Punk]

:perv:

[ZoSo1886]

you should have asked for oral, it's the new anal.

true story

[Indoor Living]

As long as it's going in something on a girl, I have no opinion.

[HelpMeSleep]

This thread is full of lies and liars.
liars turn me on.

and to Dion, congrats. that's a pretty sweet arrangement you got going there.

I'll be at disneyland that day and then I'm going to see Four Year Strong. :-)

[pilot_light_out]

As long as it's going in something on a girl, I have no opinion.

gay

[Indoor Living]

gay

Haha. Explain?

[pilot_light_out]

Haha. Explain?

sounds like he's hiding something

[DaveZeroZero]

my boyfriend and i were going to on his birthday but he broke up with me two days before, exactly a week ago.
It's not like you're counting though, right?

as they say, oral is the new anal
Wrong; skullfucking is the new anal.

Dion, take heed.

[HelpMeSleep]

It's not like you're counting though, right?


Wrong; skullfucking is the new anal.

Dion, take heed.
what's skullfucking?

[Indoor Living]

sounds like he's hiding something


I was originally going to put "As long as it's going in something, then I have no opinion." Personally, I thought that sounded gayer. haha.

[DaveZeroZero]

what's skullfucking?
Use google.

[ZoSo1886]

Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!

[ZoSo1886]

It's not like you're counting though, right?


Wrong; skullfucking is the new anal.

Dion, take heed.

oral>skullfucking>anal

[HelpMeSleep]

Use google.
thanks, bud.

[DaveZeroZero]

oral>skullfucking>anal
Lies, vicious lies.

[DaveZeroZero]

thanks, bud.
Don't mention it.

[ZoSo1886]

Lies, vicious lies.


i speak nothing but the truth. even jesus preferred oral

[HelpMeSleep]

Don't mention it.
I prefer urban dictionary anyway.

and I'd actually prefer anal over that.

[DaveZeroZero]

i speak nothing but the truth. even jesus preferred oral
As Wikipedia would say, citation needed.

[11:11]

I don't get the appeal :shrug:

[HelpMeSleep]

I don't get the appeal :shrug:
neither do I. but it'd be better than skullfucking.

[11:11]

neither do I. but it'd be better than skullfucking.
That would definately hurt a LOT more, haha.

[HelpMeSleep]

That would definately hurt a LOT more, haha.
haha. yes.

[argg_xo]

skullfucking is so 1995.

[HelpMeSleep]

skullfucking is so 1995.
haha. I wouldn't know since I was five then.

[argg_xo]

haha. I wouldn't know since I was five then.
hahahaha! me neither, i was only 9!

[HelpMeSleep]

hahahaha! me neither, i was only 9!
haha. in 1995, I didn't even know the word "fuck" although I had a few made up words from mishearing my dad slip up and say it.

[argg_xo]

haha. in 1995, I didn't even know the word "fuck" although I had a few made up words from mishearing my dad slip up and say it.
i think back in '95 i was still playing barbies on my front lawn with my ex-bff that still lives across the street from me. she was a cunt back in '95 too.

[HelpMeSleep]

i think back in '95 i was still playing barbies on my front lawn with my ex-bff that still lives across the street from me. she was a cunt back in '95 too.
hey! my across the street neighbor from back then became my bff too! except she's not a cunt, even now lol. we played barbies and power rangers and we made it so there were twin kimberleys because we both wanted to be the pink ranger lol.

[argg_xo]

hey! my across the street neighbor from back then became my bff too! except she's not a cunt, even now lol. we played barbies and power rangers and we made it so there were twin kimberleys because we both wanted to be the pink ranger lol.
sweet! at least one of our across the street bff's didn't turn out to be a cunt.

[HelpMeSleep]

sweet! at least one of our across the street bff's didn't turn out to be a cunt.
haha. that's true. but at least both our ap bff's aren't cunts!! lol

[thesafeword]

Cunt... such a funny word.

[HelpMeSleep]

Cunt... such a funny word.
lol I remember the first time I ever heard it. junior year of high school. someone wrote it on the bathroom mirror lol.

[thesafeword]

My name is Curt, which is real close to cunt.

[fadedmemories]

Cunt... such a funny word.
Yup

[argg_xo]

haha. that's true. but at least both our ap bff's aren't cunts!! lol
:highfive:
Cunt... such a funny word.
i got really drunk on my friends birthday and had a really long explaination as to why cunt was my favorite word. i still have no idea what i said or what my reasons were.

[HelpMeSleep]

My name is Curt, which is real close to cunt.
Curt and cunt don't sound the same so much as they look the same at a glance. which is probably a good thing.

:highfive:

i got really drunk on my friends birthday and had a really long explaination as to why cunt was my favorite word. i still have no idea what i said or what my reasons were.
hahaha. that's awesome. I love drunk rambling.

[argg_xo]

Curt and cunt don't sound the same so much as they look the same at a glance. which is probably a good thing.


hahaha. that's awesome. I love drunk rambling.
agreed with the curt and cunt not sounding the same but certainly looking the same. and i'm always the drunk girl talking to everyone. i talk a lot as it is, but once i get a few drinks in me i will not shut up. lol. oh and i'm the girl that spills her drink all the time.

[HelpMeSleep]

agreed with the curt and cunt not sounding the same but certainly looking the same. and i'm always the drunk girl talking to everyone. i talk a lot as it is, but once i get a few drinks in me i will not shut up. lol. oh and i'm the girl that spills her drink all the time.
haha. see, I knew we were ap bff's for a reason! I do both of those too! and the last time I drank I spilled my drink on myself twice and on my friend, alex, too lol. he was not too happy in his white shirt. oops =]

[argg_xo]

haha. see, I knew we were ap bff's for a reason! I do both of those too! and the last time I drank I spilled my drink on myself twice and on my friend, alex, too lol. he was not too happy in his white shirt. oops =]
awesome! the last party i went to at my friend vitos house i spilled my drink on my friend caitlin, the one who coined jewfrew, and we went to clean it off her shirt and we ended up breaking the kitchen table.

[thesafeword]

Curt and cunt don't sound the same so much as they look the same at a glance. which is probably a good thing.


hahaha. that's awesome. I love drunk rambling.
It is a good thing, haha.

[HelpMeSleep]

awesome! the last party i went to at my friend vitos house i spilled my drink on my friend caitlin, the one who coined jewfrew, and we went to clean it off her shirt and we ended up breaking the kitchen table.
:-d hahah. awesome! how did you guys break it?!

It is a good thing, haha.
lol yup!

[Twizx]

Poop dick is no fun.

[argg_xo]

:-d hahah. awesome! how did you guys break it?!

well, i spilled vodka on her shirt and we went upstairs to wipe it off. our friend nicole, who is dating the dude that we broke the table followed us and told us to eat some spinach pie she made. so we ate some pie that was set on the table. nicole then leaned on the table and it pulled out from the wall and all the teapots and vases broke. and nuts rolled everywhere. i quickly became sober after that.

[HelpMeSleep]

well, i spilled vodka on her shirt and we went upstairs to wipe it off. our friend nicole, who is dating the dude that we broke the table followed us and told us to eat some spinach pie she made. so we ate some pie that was set on the table. nicole then leaned on the table and it pulled out from the wall and all the teapots and vases broke. and nuts rolled everywhere. i quickly became sober after that.
hahaha. that's a pretty epic spill there. and yes, it's funny how situations like that always tend to sober you up.

[argg_xo]

hahaha. that's a pretty epic spill there. and yes, it's funny how situations like that always tend to sober you up.
it was a very epic night! cait and i still talk about it but we're not sure if it's a sensitive subject with nicole since she actually broke the table and started crying hystericaly.

[HelpMeSleep]

it was a very epic night! cait and i still talk about it but we're not sure if it's a sensitive subject with nicole since she actually broke the table and started crying hystericaly.
aww. yeah, I don't know if I'd bring it up. the closet thing I have to that is my friend, april, getting sick one night this summer and we'd been mixing hawaiian punch with our drinks earlier, so it ended up with my best friend crying hysterically freaking out about what her mom would do when she saw the formerly white carpet. I got sober really fast and I spent the rest of the night and most of the next day cleaning, and then we had to take care of april too.

[argg_xo]

aww. yeah, I don't know if I'd bring it up. the closet thing I have to that is my friend, april, getting sick one night this summer and we'd been mixing hawaiian punch with our drinks earlier, so it ended up with my best friend crying hysterically freaking out about what her mom would do when she saw the formerly white carpet. I got sober really fast and I spent the rest of the night and most of the next day cleaning, and then we had to take care of april too.
awww i usually end up being the mother hen when everyone is drinking too!

[HelpMeSleep]

awww i usually end up being the mother hen when everyone is drinking too!
mother hens ftw! if one of my friends gets really sick, I usually set an alarm on my phone to wake up every hour and check on them to make sure they're not dead. one time I did and my friend had gotten into my other friend's bath tub, started running the water and fallen asleep. it's my usual role -- although the last time I drank, I was bawling and everyone else was comforting me lol.

[argg_xo]

mother hens ftw! if one of my friends gets really sick, I usually set an alarm on my phone to wake up every hour and check on them to make sure they're not dead. one time I did and my friend had gotten into my other friend's bath tub, started running the water and fallen asleep. it's my usual role -- although the last time I drank, I was bawling and everyone else was comforting me lol.
even if i'm piss drunk, i always take care of the friends i'm with and seem to be the most logical no matter how many drinks i've had.

[HelpMeSleep]

even if i'm piss drunk, i always take care of the friends i'm with and seem to be the most logical no matter how many drinks i've had.
:highfive:

[argg_xo]

AP bff's 4lyfe.

[4N6 science]

AP bff's 4lyfe.

just an fyi, I injured my shoulder...

[HelpMeSleep]

AP bff's 4lyfe.
fo sho!

just an fyi, I injured my shoulder...
:-(

[argg_xo]

just an fyi, I injured my shoulder...
what happened?!? did you punch the wall again? are you okay???

[4N6 science]

fo sho!


:-(

what happened?!? did you punch the wall again? are you okay???

I didn't punch any walls, I got hurt playing flag football for intramurals. it's quite an embarassing story. But some TLC from two of my favorite PL girls would be nice. :-)

[argg_xo]

I didn't punch any walls, I got hurt playing flag football for intramurals. it's quite an embarassing story. But some TLC from two of my favorite PL girls would be nice. :-)
awwwww poor baby!

[4N6 science]

awwwww poor baby!

Yeah its bad. I have a sling and Pain killers and have to go to the doctor this week.

[argg_xo]

Yeah its bad. I have a sling and Pain killers and have to go to the doctor this week.
oooooh!! that is serious! what happened?

[4N6 science]

oooooh!! that is serious! what happened?

I think I popped my shoulder in and out after I ran into another kid's back.

[argg_xo]

I think I popped my shoulder in and out after I ran into another kid's back.
ew!

[4N6 science]

ew!

yeah it was not fun. Well I'm off to bed I'll ttyl ok!

[argg_xo]

yeah it was not fun. Well I'm off to bed I'll ttyl ok!
good night! i hope you feel better!!!

[HelpMeSleep]

I didn't punch any walls, I got hurt playing flag football for intramurals. it's quite an embarassing story. But some TLC from two of my favorite PL girls would be nice. :-)
awww :-(
do you want us to kiss it and make it feel better? =]
I've never popped anything like that, but I'd imagine it wouldn't feel too good.

[DaveZeroZero]

haha. I wouldn't know since I was five then.
hahahaha! me neither, i was only 9!
Those are both prime ages for getting skullfucked - you girls missed out.

My name is Curt, which is real close to cunt.
You should change it by deed-poll to Cunt for the lulz.

[HelpMeSleep]

Those are both prime ages for getting skullfucked - you girls missed out.
do you speak from experience or did you miss out then too?

[DaveZeroZero]

do you speak from experience or did you miss out then too?
Experience of giving - the little girls loved it.

Until they died.

[HelpMeSleep]

Experience of giving - the little girls loved it.

Until they died.
when you were a little boy or now?

you = total creeps mcgee.
no wonder you're not getting laid, you would have the worst sexual karma ever.

[DaveZeroZero]

when you were a little boy or now?

you = total creeps mcgee.
no wonder you're not getting laid, you would have the worst sexual karma ever.
Last year

and yeah, I make way too many sex jokes in front of girls.

[HelpMeSleep]

Last year

and yeah, I make way too many sex jokes in front of girls.
yup, creeps mcgee.

and no, I meant you have bad sexual karma because you skullfuck raped little girls obviously.

[DaveZeroZero]

yup, creeps mcgee.

and no, I meant you have bad sexual karma because you skullfuck raped little girls obviously.
Well, it's not like people consent to getting skullfucked, is it?

[HelpMeSleep]

Well, it's not like people consent to getting skullfucked, is it?
I don't know. you could consent to skullfucking beforehand like you could consent spinal cord ripping out fucking. :shrug:

all I know about skullfucking is what I read about it on urban. someone wouldn't tell me.

[lightupthesky]

It's not like you're counting though, right?

right, right. definitely not counting X-)
i'm a lot better already than i thought i'd be, though! i had him sit down with me for about an hour and let me ask him questions and say things i needed to get out, and i think it helped me find closure. and talking to people about it, when i quote things he said, they'd be like, "wow! he said that? what a jackass.." and it's making me realize that there really are way better people than him. i'll be ok :-)

[DaveZeroZero]

I can't believe that this is still a week and a half away =[

[HelpMeSleep]

oh, man. I forgot about this actually.

[DaveZeroZero]

I didn't - I've been awaiting news.

Then I looked at the scheduled date.

I cried.

[caress me down]

:perv:
you have the best smileys for every situation

[HelpMeSleep]

less than a week now.

[DaveZeroZero]

DION IS PROBABLY HAVING ANAL RIGHT NOW!

Except if his dick's too big to fit into her vajayjay, there's no way it's getting into her ass.

[alice+interiors]

Well?!