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Andy
02/02/05, 04:20 AM
...ska-kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw, the others to
PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!
trustmeimokay
02/02/05, 04:21 AM
Good one. Scene points.
Andy
02/02/05, 04:22 AM
Cheers. Now submit your own.
trustmeimokay
02/02/05, 04:23 AM
How many ska kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter. The blare of the trumpets will eventually blow out that fucking lightbulb.
left_coast_envy
02/02/05, 04:24 AM
how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, they just sit in the corner and cry.
Andy
02/02/05, 04:25 AM
He he, not bad.

And that emo one is gettin' old.
trustmeimokay
02/02/05, 04:25 AM
He he, not bad.

And that emo one is gettin' old.
Yeah, that's what I thought. He loses scene points for that.
Andy
02/02/05, 04:26 AM
Harsh.

Wait, he's got tons. Disregard my comment.
left_coast_envy
02/02/05, 04:28 AM
Yeah, that's what I thought. SHE loses scene points for that.

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trustmeimokay
02/02/05, 04:28 AM
Damn. Too bad I couldn't see through your internet indentity. Shame on me.
Andy
02/02/05, 04:29 AM
The name's Lea
D`oh
left_coast_envy
02/02/05, 04:29 AM
Damn. Too bad I couldn't see through your internet indentity. Shame on me.

i was just correcting you, thats all.
trustmeimokay
02/02/05, 04:29 AM
D`oh
Maybe a guy "Lea?"......
kimosabe
02/02/05, 09:51 AM
How do you get a crust punk outta the bathtub? turn on the water....
kimosabe
02/02/05, 09:54 AM
a emokid, a punk and a crust punker go to a bar. The emokid is about to take a sip of his (non-alcoholic offcourse) beer, and sees a fly in the glass. He refuses to drink it. The punk also had a fly in his beer. He just drink the beer anyway. Last the Cruster is about to drink when he notices a fly in his drink. He takes the fly out of the glass, lifts the fly by his wings and screams "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!"
kimosabe
02/02/05, 09:56 AM
Q: How many Straight Edges does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they don't screw
kimosabe
02/02/05, 09:56 AM
Q: How many Straightedgers does it take to drink a 6 pack?
A: 1 if his friends aren't around...
kimosabe
02/02/05, 09:58 AM
Q: Why is a punk gig like a banana?

A: It's better without the skin!
kimosabe
02/02/05, 10:00 AM
Q: How many Punks does it take to change a lightbulb?

A1: None, Punks can’t change a thing.

A2: 4. 1 to do it, 3 to call him a sellout.
kimosabe
02/02/05, 10:02 AM
Q: How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: one. Their all alone.
kimosabe
02/02/05, 10:03 AM
Q: If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?

A: The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears.
kimosabe
02/02/05, 10:03 AM
Q: What do you call a skinhead with two black eyes?
A: A NOT-SEE!
kimosabe
02/02/05, 10:04 AM
Q: Why do anarchists drink horrible tea?
A: Because proper tea is theft.
Signals Corrupted
02/02/05, 10:08 AM
a emokid, a punk and a crust punker go to a bar. The emokid is about to take a sip of his (non-alcoholic offcourse) beer, and sees a fly in the glass. He refuses to drink it. The punk also had a fly in his beer. He just drink the beer anyway. Last the Cruster is about to drink when he notices a fly in his drink. He takes the fly out of the glass, lifts the fly by his wings and screams "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!"


hahaahahaha
__Deformative.
02/02/05, 10:08 AM
Good lord, dude. Do you just have those laying around?
kimosabe
02/02/05, 10:10 AM
Good lord, dude. Do you just have those laying around?
I'm a comedian. like for real. i do stand up shows. And my teacher said i'd never make a living by being funny, and that i should pay attention! HA, SCREW HER!
__Deformative.
02/02/05, 10:12 AM
I'm a comedian. like for real. i do stand up shows. And my teacher said i'd never make a living by being funny, and that i should pay attention! HA, SCREW HER!

What do you call a comedian in a wheelchair?

A sit down comic!

Seriously, though. Pay attention in class.
kimosabe
02/02/05, 10:19 AM
What do you call a comedian in a wheelchair?

A sit down comic!
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that joke was lame.



















so was the dude in the wheelchair!! hahahah
Signals Corrupted
02/02/05, 10:31 AM
I'm a comedian. like for real. i do stand up shows. And my teacher said i'd never make a living by being funny, and that i should pay attention! HA, SCREW HER!


so those jokes are yours? cool haha