View Full Version : My Girlfriend Has a Huge Dick
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Smash Adams
10/04/08, 09:35 PM
is it detachable?
Jessooker
10/04/08, 09:35 PM
oh.
TheOtherAndrew
10/04/08, 09:36 PM
Funny.
thesafeword
10/04/08, 09:36 PM
Not funny.
samsara
10/04/08, 09:37 PM
strap-on
Sorry, forgot that asking for personal advice over the internet was actually serious.
My bad dudes.
thesafeword
10/04/08, 09:42 PM
No, this is just a fucking stupid attempt for cheap laughs and attention.
GuitarR0cker1
10/04/08, 09:42 PM
terribly unfunny, don't try next time.
HelpMeSleep
10/04/08, 09:43 PM
give her a blowjob.
give her a blowjob.
I think that would only encourage the fact that she has a huge dick though and I don't want to do that. It's just massive and gross, and it has an eye ball. It's like a giant cyclops penis that wants to penetrate my butt cheeks and I don't know how to make it go away.
TheOtherAndrew
10/04/08, 09:47 PM
You're 18?
thesafeword
10/04/08, 09:48 PM
This is so fucking stupid that I wouldn't mind if you died right now.
I'm going to die if that cyclops erection monster stands in the way of me and my girlfriend having intercourse.
HelpMeSleep
10/04/08, 09:49 PM
I think that would only encourage the fact that she has a huge dick though and I don't want to do that. It's just massive and gross, and it has an eye ball. It's like a giant cyclops penis that wants to penetrate my butt cheeks and I don't know how to make it go away.
yeah, not funny.
thesafeword
10/04/08, 09:50 PM
Ban this motherfucker.
Guys I'm trying to get tips for my personal life and you're acting as if there is some sort of intended humor. I need pro tips from kids who have at least 10k+ posts, they seem most likely to be people who would know how to exterminate an unwanted cyclops penis.
GuitarR0cker1
10/04/08, 09:52 PM
yeah, not funny.
just fail
EXTREME UNIVERSITY (http://www.absolutepunk.net/memberlist.php?do=getall&field24=EXTREME+UNIVERSITY)
Extreme university? If you don't know how to defeat a girlfriends raging boner after going to that place then what fucken good are you?
Guys I'm trying to get tips for my personal life and you're acting as if there is some sort of intended humor. I need pro tips from kids who have at least 10k+ posts, they seem most likely to be people who would know how to exterminate an unwanted cyclops penis.
+10k poster says to go kill yourself
That's not going to solve problems, that will just create more problems as the monstrous cyclops penis will then be released upon society and it will rape your daughters.
HelpMeSleep
10/04/08, 09:56 PM
+10k poster says to go kill yourself
winning advice.
on-her-way-to-10k poster agrees with you.
GuitarR0cker1
10/04/08, 09:57 PM
+10k poster says to go kill yourself
:nod:
That's not going to solve problems, that will just create more problems as the monstrous cyclops penis will then be released upon society and it will rape your daughters.
false. im not having daughters
on-her-way-to-10k poster agrees with you.
You're a female poster, I can't take your responses on this thread seriously. For all I know, my girlfriend is sleeping and you're the monster cyclops dick using her ap.net name to persuade me to commit suicide so you can run around the villages and rape everyone's daughter, fucken asshole.
Burning Star IV
10/04/08, 09:59 PM
Cool beans.
winning advice.
on-her-way-to-10k poster agrees with you.
:nod:
:thumbup:
:thumbup:
Your smiling faces are very encouraging to my cause, I'm glad you've joined the team.
Your smiling faces are very encouraging to my cause, I'm glad you've joined the team.
oh, so you're the leader of the fake accounts team? I deserve an award for finding you
oh, so you're the leader of the fake accounts team? I deserve an award for finding you
I believe you have a lack of ability in reading comprehension.
No matter, we will march towards victory together, one penis can't rape two dudes at the same time, right? We got numbers on our side.
I believe you have a lack of ability in reading comprehension.
No matter, we will march towards victory together, one penis can't rape two dudes at the same time, right? We got numbers on our side.
I believe you have no fucking brain at all. Get out. Don't make yourself look any more stupid and fake. Its for your own good
I believe you have no fucking brain at all. Get out. Don't make yourself look any more stupid and fake. Its for your own good
A shame, the cyclops penis has taken over your brain and given you mood swings similar to a woman on her period. Well, it was nice knowing you for the brief 10 minutes that we posted back and forth on the internet, I'll find your parents and tell them that a cyclops penis took over your mind.
Skull fucking is bad kids, don't let it happen again.
caLLmEnOoNe
10/04/08, 10:21 PM
well someone was extremely bored
Not bored, just lost in a treacherous ongoing battle between man and the cyclops penis that inhabits my girlfriends vagina. I intend to eradicate this cyclops penis, and everything it stands for and believes in.
caLLmEnOoNe
10/04/08, 10:29 PM
Not bored, just lost in a treacherous ongoing battle between man and the cyclops penis that inhabits my girlfriends vagina. I intend to eradicate this cyclops penis, and everything it stands for and believes in.
okay. have fun!
Thank you for your support, you will be remembered.
HelpMeSleep
10/04/08, 10:37 PM
You're a female poster, I can't take your responses on this thread seriously. For all I know, my girlfriend is sleeping and you're the monster cyclops dick using her ap.net name to persuade me to commit suicide so you can run around the villages and rape everyone's daughter, fucken asshole.
:rolleyes:
I'll reiterate what's already been said: please kill yourself.
:thumbup:
do you think we can persuade CFal to ban him? maybe as a belated bday present to me since he didn't unban MST. :-)
samsara
10/04/08, 10:37 PM
i think hes on drugs
:rolleyes:
I'll reiterate what's already been said: please kill yourself.
do you think we can persuade CFal to ban him? maybe as a belated bday present to me since he didn't unban MST. :-)
that would be a good present
i think hes on drugs
This is a good guess.
HelpMeSleep
10/04/08, 10:45 PM
that would be a good present
haha. I'll ask him.
caLLmEnOoNe
10/04/08, 10:45 PM
This is a good guess.
you're really good at pissing people off
YOU will be remembered hehe
Waiting for my friend to get done tracking drums and then I'll stop talking about my girlfriends large penis, for now.
In other news, beer is a terrible thing to waste.
http://www.foundshit.com/pictures/funny/beer-accident.jpg
thesafeword
10/04/08, 11:53 PM
Extreme university? If you don't know how to defeat a girlfriends raging boner after going to that place then what fucken good are you?
Old, old joke, Machu may remember...
Hermux-Tantamoq
10/05/08, 04:36 AM
In other news, beer is a terrible thing to waste.
http://www.foundshit.com/pictures/funny/beer-accident.jpg
In other news, the weapon smells in my chaos! The stretched fundamentalist decapitates the recovering symbol as an arrow finances every perpetual spiritualist.
And if your girlfriend has a big dick, you might want to try getting one yourself. Then you two can match. <:
infamous_alias
10/05/08, 09:45 AM
+10k poster says to go kill yourself
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
Stupid question is stupid.
that stopped being funny a long time ago btw, its annoying now
Stupid question is stupid.
Old joke is old.
Old joke is old.
fake account is fake
TheByrus
10/05/08, 10:20 AM
shemale on girl pornography gives me mixed feelings.
it seems right but it seems wrong......
fake account is fake
What? You've lost me in your hip internet nerdy speak.
mattmatumbo
10/05/08, 11:05 AM
shemale on girl pornography gives me mixed feelings.
it seems right but it seems wrong......
lolwut?
Praetor
10/05/08, 11:11 AM
Goddamn, there is so little humor ITT.
HelpMeSleep
10/05/08, 11:16 AM
Goddamn, there is so little humor ITT.
I know. fail.
There is no humor intended, there is a serious female erection problem that needs to be discussed, and then after that discussion viable strategy's for defeating said cyclops weiner should be suggested.
caress me down
10/05/08, 12:05 PM
your poor girlfriend
HelpMeSleep
10/05/08, 12:27 PM
your poor girlfriend
I know. I feel bad for her. that's why I told him to give her a blowjob.
give her a blowjob.
you made me lol.
HelpMeSleep
10/05/08, 12:39 PM
you made me lol.
thank you! I thought that was the funniest part of the thread! lol
thank you! I thought that was the funniest part of the thread! lol
it really is, i was just scrolling down and as soon as i read it, i burst out laughing. your answer and mine are quite similar actually, mines ORAL!!!!!!!!
WFUJerseyJon
10/05/08, 12:56 PM
If that's the case, she ain't your girlfriend.
thank you! I thought that was the funniest part of the thread! lol
Heyyy girrrll, you still wanna hook up?
HelpMeSleep
10/05/08, 01:23 PM
it really is, i was just scrolling down and as soon as i read it, i burst out laughing. your answer and mine are quite similar actually, mines ORAL!!!!!!!!
yes!!!!! :highfive:
Heyyy girrrll, you still wanna hook up?
no, no, no, no. how can I make it more clear? no.
Girrrrrlll don't be shy, we can 3 way it up with Joe Biden.
SprtnHtmn73
10/05/08, 05:48 PM
Tll hr if it cn gt removd do it????? If nt fnd a anthr grl that has 2 va-ja-jas???
Tll hr if it cn gt removd do it????? If nt fnd a anthr grl that has 2 va-ja-jas???
You are a master of advice. I thank you for your contribution and will begin my search for a 2 vagina'd woman. LiarsTurnMeOn perhaps?
caress me down
10/05/08, 06:21 PM
Girrrrrlll don't be shy, we can 3 way it up with Joe Biden.
now how do you turn down an offer like that
HelpMeSleep
10/05/08, 06:25 PM
Girrrrrlll don't be shy, we can 3 way it up with Joe Biden.
I'm not shy. I'm just not interested. and Joe Biden is a really upstanding guy, let's not joke about him being a sleaz who'd cheat on his wife.
Tll hr if it cn gt removd do it????? If nt fnd a anthr grl that has 2 va-ja-jas???
that's practically incoherent.
You are a master of advice. I thank you for your contribution and will begin my search for a 2 vagina'd woman. LiarsTurnMeOn perhaps?
No. and wtf is up with all these cracks at my vagina today?!
samsara
10/05/08, 06:27 PM
wow there is some intelligent coversation going on here
atticus1492
10/05/08, 06:59 PM
You are a terrible troll.
You are a terrible troll.
What's a troll?
c_rob2700
10/05/08, 07:38 PM
You are a terrible troll.
hey are you from Bloomington, or are you just attending IU
I'm not shy. I'm just not interested. and Joe Biden is a really upstanding guy, let's not joke about him being a sleaz who'd cheat on his wife.
You are shy dammit, you won't share your 2 vagina's with me and my girlfriend, therefore unable to solve her large penis problem.
HelpMeSleep
10/05/08, 08:28 PM
What's a troll?
you.
You are shy dammit, you won't share your 2 vagina's with me and my girlfriend, therefore unable to solve her large penis problem.
I don't have two vaginas. stop discussing my vagina.
c_rob2700
10/05/08, 08:29 PM
you.
I don't have two vaginas. stop discussing my vagina.
But if you did that would be really cool
eHaMpToN
10/05/08, 08:30 PM
enriching thread
HelpMeSleep
10/05/08, 08:32 PM
But if you did that would be really cool
uh, no. I don't think so.
c_rob2700
10/05/08, 08:35 PM
Twizx,
Chicks with dicks = Twice the fun
thesafeword
10/05/08, 08:45 PM
uh, no. I don't think so.
You really only need one.
HelpMeSleep
10/05/08, 09:17 PM
You really only need one.
that's what I was thinking.
thesafeword
10/05/08, 09:33 PM
Come to think of it, I prefer that you, or really any girl, to only have one.
HelpMeSleep
10/05/08, 09:39 PM
yeah, I prefer it that way too. and I'd prefer guys that only have one penis too.
mattmatumbo
10/05/08, 09:46 PM
Tll hr if it cn gt removd do it????? If nt fnd a anthr grl that has 2 va-ja-jas???
girls have 3 va-ja-jas
thesafeword
10/05/08, 09:53 PM
yeah, I prefer it that way too. and I'd prefer guys that only have one penis too.
We're perfect for elevator fucking each other.
HelpMeSleep
10/05/08, 10:34 PM
We're perfect for elevator fucking each other.
;-) it's true. we really would.
thesafeword
10/05/08, 10:44 PM
One of these days.
caLLmEnOoNe
10/06/08, 03:29 PM
just cut it off. unless you like girls with dicks
spansen
10/06/08, 09:05 PM
suck her off
DannySniper
10/07/08, 05:31 AM
Hermux-Tantamoq > Twizx
GuitarR0cker1
10/07/08, 05:54 PM
You have to be fucking kidding me, this thread is still getting replies.
Hermux-Tantamoq > Twizx
agreed :-d
argg_xo
10/07/08, 06:47 PM
has anyone asked if he's dating a tranny? i know he's not serious.
mattmatumbo
10/07/08, 07:32 PM
has anyone asked if he's dating a tranny? i know he's not serious.
im certain that'd be the case but he's full of shit
argg_xo
10/07/08, 07:35 PM
OP is one of the worst posters.
faithintheknife
10/07/08, 08:09 PM
i do not like penises.
thesafeword
10/07/08, 08:30 PM
Creep.
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