Insanity™

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

I haven't been able to sleep. Haphazard permutations of 26 characters bug me all night in the form of interrogative statements.

Why can't the incentive wrist advertise?
Can our confirming advance authorize the playing intimate?
Why won't the protocol surface?
Will our sister want the meet phrase?
Will a smoke paper a street?

I need answers. Or I need more questions so that I get terribly used to them.

[.invisible ink.]

Have you ever considered taking one of the following medications?

Seroquel, Abilify, Zyprexa, Risperdal, Geodon, Haldol, Thorazine, Clozaril, Trilafon, or Stelazine?

I have a feeling one of them just might work for you.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Seroquel, Abilify, Zyprexa, Risperdal, Geodon, Haldol, Thorazine, Clozaril, Trilafon, or Stelazine

Every time I try one of those I get hooked like a shark on an anchor. Then I start prancing around and blurting out loud about elephants and cookies. People then begin to think I'm a weirdo. >:

[fadedmemories]

I have a feeling this thread will be epic ;-)

[awakeohsleeper]

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[Hermux-Tantamoq]

123105626

Bitch, who gave you my phone number?! The extinct administrators on this site should have you banned for giving telemarketers an opportunity to pounce on my ass! >:U

[disco.tetris]

This is like standing up in the middle of class and saying, "I'm a man".

[argg_xo]

sounds like you're going through a mid-life crisis.

[DaveZeroZero]

Why the hell do you have a trademark sign next to insanity?

[The_kok]

pics or it didnt happen

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Why the hell do you have a trademark sign next to insanity?

A grouped smell coughs around the surrounding bag. The verbal picture silences the regime. A mania imports the exploited diagonal. A racist gown spins without a copied bargain. The foreigner flies the annoyed complexity beside a painting. The terrorist shows a concerned writer his duck behind a bandwagon. In other words, the world lacks commercialism.

Or maybe I type Alt+0153 without realizing it.

[DaveZeroZero]

A grouped smell coughs around the surrounding bag. The verbal picture silences the regime. A mania imports the exploited diagonal. A racist gown spins without a copied bargain. The foreigner flies the annoyed complexity beside a painting. The terrorist shows a concerned writer his duck behind a bandwagon. In other words, the world lacks commercialism.

Or maybe I type Alt+0153 without realizing it.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/74/Lol_wut_completely.jpg

[4N6 science]

I like pizza.:-)

[DaveZeroZero]

I like pizza.:-)
That's good, because your face looks like one!

/siq burn

[The_kok]

pics or it didnt happen


well?

[4N6 science]

That's good, because your face looks like one!

/siq burn

That was not a sick burn because I do not have a pizza face. You better watch yourself you're still a teenager, you might get a pizza face tomorrow from your rush of hormones.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

well?

bung is working on it. :V

[DaveZeroZero]

That was not a sick burn because I do not have a pizza face. You better watch yourself you're still a teenager, you might get a pizza face tomorrow from your rush of hormones.
Jon, fix your sarcasm detector.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

That was not a sick burn because I do not have a pizza face. You better watch yourself you're still a teenager, you might get a pizza face tomorrow from your rush of hormones.

Against the postage proceeds the butthurt. A sentence abides a campaign in an injured cuckoo.

[4N6 science]

Jon, fix your sarcasm detector.

oh shit..I just looked at it. It says fucking BROKE. haha.

[4N6 science]

Against the postage proceeds the butthurt. A sentence abides a campaign in an injured cuckoo.


When I'm sad, I play the kangaroo song and I get happy again.

[DaveZeroZero]

oh shit..I just looked at it. It says fucking BROKE. haha.
Haha - what's up?

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

When I'm sad, I play the kangaroo song and I get happy again.

Sometimes, I like to stare at a picture for an hour on my monitor, look at a white wall, and blink rapidly.

Haha - what's up?

Solve my problem, then return to your superfluous socializing.

[4N6 science]

Haha - what's up?

Not to much. Just waiting for american football to come on at 1 pm my time.

Sometimes, I like to stare at a picture for an hour on my monitor, look at a white wall, and blink rapidly.



Solve my problem, then return to your superfluous socializing.

Really, that's pretty sweet. Other times I like to rub sandpaper on my skin and then take canola oil and light the paper on fire.

[DaveZeroZero]

Solve my problem, then return to your superfluous socializing.
The only way to properly solve insanity is to be an hero.

Not to much. Just waiting for american football to come on at 1 pm my time.
You Americans and your Sunday football, eh?

[4N6 science]

The only way to properly solve insanity is to be an hero.


You Americans and your Sunday football, eh?

Yeah that's right. This is what we live for every Sunday.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Really, that's pretty sweet. Other times I like to rub sandpaper on my skin and then take canola oil and light the paper on fire.

Oh my, just reading that gives me joy equivalent to amplifying my sins.

[DaveZeroZero]

Yeah that's right. This is what we live for every Sunday.
I hear that it helps you to get through the hangover. Confirm or deny?

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

The only way to properly solve insanity is to be an hero.

That would mean cumming to these forums for at least 100 years. What a waste of sperm. :0

[DaveZeroZero]

That would mean cumming to these forums for at least 100 years. What a waste of sperm. :0
Google "an hero". Then you'll understand what I meant.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Google "an hero". Then you'll understand what I meant.

I understood what you meant. Your usage of memes isn't helping your obnoxiousness IRL, son.

[DaveZeroZero]

I understood what you meant. Your usage of memes isn't helping your obnoxiousness IRL, son.
I know.

[daniel.e]

Wtf?

[4N6 science]

I hear that it helps you to get through the hangover. Confirm or deny?


Yes I will confirm that football get's me through my hangovers.

[thesafeword]

Are you trying to out-douche Twizx or something?

[DaveZeroZero]

Yes I will confirm that football get's me through my hangovers.
Man, I am GOOD.

[awakeohsleeper]

Bitch, who gave you my phone number?! The extinct administrators on this site should have you banned for giving telemarketers an opportunity to pounce on my ass! >:U
It's actually the square root of 17 to nine decimal placs.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

It's actually the square root of 17 to nine decimal placs.

Well, now that cum-guzzling number happens to be my phone number. >:u

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Are you trying to out-douche Twizx or something?

Twizx is not a douche. Twizx is merely a wannabe dick whose voice gets distorted due to the condom on his head.

[thesafeword]

And your voice is muffled by the cock in your mouth.

[SoggY ThE OnE]

this thread is dumb.

[DannySniper]

I actually like this guy.

At least he is entertaining.

[disco.tetris]

I actually like this guy.

At least he is entertaining.
I agree. Everybody's just jealous!

[kaycey]

I agree. Everybody's just jealous!
yeah, funny too, plus he's indian:rohan:

[mattmatumbo]

hey dave, its almost time for me to get laid!!!

[Angylion Gefell]

This is like standing up in the middle of class and saying, "I'm a man".


I lol'd.

[thesafeword]

Not entertaining, not jealous. Myth busted.

[DaveZeroZero]

hey dave, its almost time for me to get laid!!!
:bluesad:

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Not entertaining, not jealous. Myth busted.

You, my friend, should stop pretending to be a magazine. For then you will have issues with nothing.

[kaycey]

he always knows what to say, even though sometimes i have a hard time understanding what he means.

[.invisible ink.]

i enjoy him. he's a sweet little computer with a heart of gold.

plus, he's a great artist. he's better than many of the posters on here to be sure.

[kaycey]

nice guy by my book, just wish he would psot more.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

i enjoy him. he's a sweet little computer with a heart of gold.

plus, he's a great artist. he's better than many of the posters on here to be sure.

nice guy by my book, just wish he would psot more.

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