View Full Version : There are four squad cars outside my house
kidcaps
10/05/08, 08:18 AM
and my parents are idiots. On Friday, three came because my mom called 911 on my father after we left for school. She called and said she was locked in the bathroom(she wasn't), and they rushed over here because apparently my father and us children are very abusive. She said she wanted a divorce, and they almost arrested my father, when he did nothing, only because he rarely shuts up. I got called down from Spanish to talk with my father, and he tells me, oh great. She then left to her relatives, who are the root of our problems. That was another occasion.
After her she, my father didn't want a divorce, the housing market being as it is. How selfish, we're miserable, and he only cares for his finances. Today, he went to Whole Foods and saw her there, and all of a sudden, both the county and Northbrook's police are here. They caused a disruption outside the store, and security called them up. Now I don't know what's happening.
I don't know what to do, and my parents are idiots. All of my life they've been fighting over their family's pride, bullshit. I hate having to referee them, and now they're getting worse than ever. It's so embarrassing, people in the neighborhood calling our house because there are four squad cars, and our area is nice, this is uncommon. My mom has an anxiety disorder, and she's screwed up, and very emotionally abusive. Also, she's a religious extremist, and my beliefs do not go well with her. Oh God, she's very ugly as well, It's unbelievable. My father, on the other hand, is somewhat understanding. What do I do.
DaveZeroZero
10/05/08, 08:20 AM
What's a squad care? Is it like a squad car with an Irish accent?
kidcaps
10/05/08, 08:22 AM
sorry cars, I mean the police.
TheSkyline
10/05/08, 08:22 AM
Kill your mom and rape your little brother.
lovekillsgirl
10/05/08, 08:24 AM
wow, sounds like you got a situation on your hands
DaveZeroZero
10/05/08, 08:28 AM
Do either of your parents smoke? If so, cause a gas leak.
kidcaps
10/05/08, 08:29 AM
wow, sounds like you got a situation on your hands
It's so confusing to explain, though, my parents are extremely over-dramatic. I hate the fighting, it happens night and day due to her. It's the embarrassment that is hard to handle, neighbors driving by and staring, quite sad.
kidcaps
10/05/08, 08:30 AM
Do either of your parents smoke? If so, cause a gas leak.
haha no, but it would be nice to get them something so they could calm down a bit and just relax. My mother never takes her Xanax.
lovekillsgirl
10/05/08, 08:31 AM
could you go stay at a friends house for a little while, just to get away from that nonsense for a little
Hermux-Tantamoq
10/05/08, 08:33 AM
What do I do.
George Michael says keep the faith.
DaveZeroZero
10/05/08, 08:37 AM
haha no, but it would be nice to get them something so they could calm down a bit and just relax. My mother never takes her Xanax.
Get them both drunk.
kidcaps
10/05/08, 08:40 AM
Get them both drunk.
they don't drink, surprisingly.
jagermeister
10/05/08, 08:46 AM
Shoot them both in the stomach.
at least you know where the cops are all the time.
argg_xo
10/05/08, 08:54 AM
trial seperation.
DaveZeroZero
10/05/08, 09:02 AM
they don't drink, surprisingly.
Get your mom to lure the cops to your house whilst you're out and, once the coast is clear, start an axe-murdering spree.
eHaMpToN
10/05/08, 09:04 AM
divorce is not real.
.invisible ink.
10/05/08, 09:07 AM
George Michael says keep the faith.
actually, he says "you gotta have faith".
anyway, that sucks. i definitely agree with trying to stay at a friend's house if you have that option. just hang in there, hopefully it's not too long until you can move out on your own and get away from the insanity.
DaveZeroZero
10/05/08, 09:08 AM
divorce is not real.
Only if you're catholic.
Roboman
10/05/08, 09:20 AM
My only suggestion is learn to write coherent, cohesive sentences. Who knows, maybe that would solve everything.
:shrug:
DaveZeroZero
10/05/08, 09:21 AM
long post is looooooooooooong.
4N6 science
10/05/08, 09:25 AM
Wow that was an epically long post.
Hermux-Tantamoq
10/05/08, 09:27 AM
actually, he says "you gotta have faith".
Curse you and your pwnage. <:
kidcaps
10/05/08, 09:41 AM
anyway, that sucks. i definitely agree with trying to stay at a friend's house if you have that option. just hang in there, hopefully it's not too long until you can move out on your own and get away from the insanity.
I'm 14, so that won't be an option for some time
at least you know where the cops are all the time.
That's a plus, for sure
Shoot them both in the stomach.
Yeah, then I can inherit everything when i'm 18.. you know, if only i had a gun..
jagermeister
10/05/08, 09:49 AM
I'm 14, so that won't be an option for some time
That's a plus, for sure
Yeah, then I can inherit everything when i'm 18.. you know, if only i had a gun..
You live in America, it shouldn't be too hard to get that. Actually, fuck that you live near Chicago it should be a piece of cake.
kidcaps
10/05/08, 09:51 AM
You live in America, it shouldn't be too hard to get that. Actually, fuck that you live near Chicago it should be a piece of cake.
Detroit would be easier, but I'm not driving down there.
jagermeister
10/05/08, 10:13 AM
Detroit would be easier, but I'm not driving down there.
Detroit is above Chicago.
SprtnHtmn73
10/05/08, 05:25 PM
Yes u hav a situatn but it's nt bullshit. All famlies hav thes prblms and all u cn du is rde it out and tell yur parnts and ther famlies tht they are taering your family apart.
firecrackaaa!
10/05/08, 05:30 PM
I'm sorry, I hope things get better. :-/
caress me down
10/05/08, 06:33 PM
i'm sorry your mother is ugly.. ?
argg_xo
10/05/08, 06:39 PM
i'm sorry your mother is ugly.. ?
i'd be upset if my mom was ugly too.
CTMarshall
10/05/08, 06:45 PM
Yes u hav a situatn but it's nt bullshit. All famlies hav thes prblms and all u cn du is rde it out and tell yur parnts and ther famlies tht they are taering your family apart.
Noun keys broke?
caress me down
10/05/08, 06:50 PM
i'd be upset if my mom was ugly too.
mm, terribly
remedyeli
10/05/08, 07:07 PM
Yes u hav a situatn but it's nt bullshit. All famlies hav thes prblms and all u cn du is rde it out and tell yur parnts and ther famlies tht they are taering your family apart.
I never thought that I would lol in this thread.
LOL
llwilliamsll
10/05/08, 10:31 PM
I got a bed if you need a place to stay...of course I'll need some favors...
marchofmarty
10/05/08, 10:39 PM
Yes u hav a situatn but it's nt bullshit. All famlies hav thes prblms and all u cn du is rde it out and tell yur parnts and ther famlies tht they are taering your family apart.
Thank you for your insight.
And fuck Northbrook!
thesafeword
10/05/08, 10:42 PM
America at its finest.
DaveZeroZero
10/06/08, 12:15 AM
Yes u hav a situatn but it's nt bullshit. All famlies hav thes prblms and all u cn du is rde it out and tell yur parnts and ther famlies tht they are taering your family apart.
At least his situation is better than your typing.
hockeyguitar99
10/06/08, 05:23 AM
That sucks
and your a docuhe bag to the Dead Cops kid.
hockeyguitar99
10/06/08, 03:43 PM
Did someone say dead cops?
we're millions of fucking dead cops
Seriously, be a bigger douche bag, I dare you.
Burning Star IV
10/06/08, 04:07 PM
Long post is looooooooooong.
anamericangod
10/06/08, 04:09 PM
Wow, these long posts are fucking annoying. Please delete those. Or the thread.
DaveZeroZero
10/07/08, 12:13 AM
least it isn't quoted.
Ah, I remember the times of endless quoting of longcat in /ap/
Good times.
loganmmm
10/07/08, 12:25 AM
Did someone say dead cops?
we're millions of fucking dead cops
You've made me lol tonight.
lolwut1337
10/07/08, 01:28 AM
Call the ghost busters.
Seriously though. Maybe you all just need some breathing space from each other.
faithintheknife
10/07/08, 11:17 AM
man im sorry.
just put on the headphones and block it all out.
you got an older brother/sister you could live with.
lawl at long postsssssssssssssssssssss XDDDDD
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