mondeoman
02/05/05, 10:01 PM
So here are some weird things I've learned while going to school in Oklahoma:
1. Almost everybody's at least 1/23098435094th Indian and usually they can say what tribe and the ones with the larger percentage use it to their advantage
2. When I tell everyone how many times I've moved, in most places, people ask if my dad's in the military. Here people ask if my dad's in the oil industry.
3. At Crossroads Mall in Oklahoma City, there is an oil pump in the parking lot.
4. It's not Musk-e-gee it's Musk-oh-gee like it's not Miami it's Meami, and it's not Du-rahnt, it's Du-rant.
5. Texas sucks. Blame Texas for everything.
6. Nobody has an accent. Unless you are from Texas.
7. There are toll roads all over. I mean what is this New Jersey?
8. In the fall this is what your weekend is like: Friday Night: High School Football, Saturday Morning or Afternoon or Evening: College Football (GO SOONERS!) Sunday: Pro Football (GO COWBOYS!)
9. Half of the students who go to OU are from Texas, no joke. Mostly from North Texas.
10. Texas is only good for what you can't get here (i.e. good shopping, pro sports)
11. Our state is shaped like a frying pan, how badass is that?
I'll think of more later. Enjoy.
1. Almost everybody's at least 1/23098435094th Indian and usually they can say what tribe and the ones with the larger percentage use it to their advantage
2. When I tell everyone how many times I've moved, in most places, people ask if my dad's in the military. Here people ask if my dad's in the oil industry.
3. At Crossroads Mall in Oklahoma City, there is an oil pump in the parking lot.
4. It's not Musk-e-gee it's Musk-oh-gee like it's not Miami it's Meami, and it's not Du-rahnt, it's Du-rant.
5. Texas sucks. Blame Texas for everything.
6. Nobody has an accent. Unless you are from Texas.
7. There are toll roads all over. I mean what is this New Jersey?
8. In the fall this is what your weekend is like: Friday Night: High School Football, Saturday Morning or Afternoon or Evening: College Football (GO SOONERS!) Sunday: Pro Football (GO COWBOYS!)
9. Half of the students who go to OU are from Texas, no joke. Mostly from North Texas.
10. Texas is only good for what you can't get here (i.e. good shopping, pro sports)
11. Our state is shaped like a frying pan, how badass is that?
I'll think of more later. Enjoy.