You've gotta be kidding me..

[Klatzke]

http://www.skylinepress.net/review1048.php

a 10/10 review for ISMFOF.. hahahaha.

[absolutecrunk]

Should've gotten at least an 11.

[Klatzke]

Should've gotten at least an 1.1

You misplaced you're decimal.

[Getup and Dance]

Do you expect anything different from a site that gave Dance Gavin Dance's cd a 10?

[absolutecrunk]

They did get at least a 1.1 noooooooooooooooooooooooooob.

And it was a typo, I meant to say 111. That is to say their album is at least 11 times better than any other music.

[Klatzke]

Do you expect anything different from a site that gave Dance Gavin Dance's cd a 10?
They give everyone like, next to perfect scores. I actually clicked this one to Lol at them actually giving one a bad review, and, wow.

DGD is nowhere near as bad as this though.

[viva la cymche!]

This will most likely go down as one of the best albums of 2008 and I know it's only September but I can't help myself I Set My Friends On Fire have created a perfect album that deserves high praise.
That's the funniest thing in the world ever.

[Klatzke]

They did get at least a 1.1 noooooooooooooooooooooooooob.

And it was a typo, I meant to say 111. That is to say their album is at least 11 times better than any other music.
haha, I shoulda changed least to most, i know, i know. N00b mistake.

And, why stop at 111? Why not 1111? Why not just go ahead and set their 50yr anniversary re-release in stone?

[Getup and Dance]

Oh shit, they gave Define The Great Line a 6/10

[Klatzke]

That's the funniest thing in the world ever.
that didn't even make sense "It's only september." That would make sense if it was like.. january.

[absolutecrunk]

What's the backstory on this website? This article is horrible. Is it like a 'write your own review' site or are there actually staff members?

[Klatzke]

What's the backstory on this website? This article is horrible. Is it like a 'write your own review' site or are there actually staff members?
It's all staff, I think.

[Klatzke]

oh, look at that I Am The Dream.. 9/10

[viva la cymche!]

It's all staff, I think. It can't be staff. It's probably one guy sitting in front of his computer going "Omg Greeley Estates is the best band ever made in the history of all time."

If it was a staff, they would keep each other honest. And fire the guy who gave The Maine's "Can't Stop, Won't Stop" a 10.

[Klatzke]

It can't be staff. It's probably one guy sitting in front of his computer going "Omg Greeley Estates is the best band ever made in the history of all time."

If it was a staff, they would keep each other honest. And fire the guy who gave The Maine's "Can't Stop, Won't Stop" a 10.
I'm sure it's staff. I know it's different people, and they get compensation (in the forms of free albums, as usual).

[Getup and Dance]

It can't be staff. It's probably one guy sitting in front of his computer going "Omg Greeley Estates is the best band ever made in the history of all time."

If it was a staff, they would keep each other honest. And fire the guy who gave The Maine's "Can't Stop, Won't Stop" a 10.

There is a staff link on the main page, and the guy who owns the site reviewed that album and gave it a 10.

[Klatzke]

There is a staff link on the main page, and the guy who owns the site reviewed that album and gave it a 10.
Lol, how do labels not see through that? It's basically a "send us your album, we're good press!" site.

[viva la cymche!]

Is there a correlation between the bands they interview and the bands the give perfect scores too? I think so. I chose five bands off of the interview list and all of there albums were rated 9's and 10's. Disgusting.

[Klatzke]

Is there a correlation between the bands they interview and the bands the give perfect scores too? I think so. I chose five bands off of the interview list and all of there albums were rated 9's and 10's. Disgusting.
Uhh, almost every band is a 9/10.

[MADSTA]

Don't visit that website if you want legit reviews. The end, no more complaining.

[TheOtherAndrew]

lol skylinepress

[IWasaCamera]

No idea what that acronym refers to nor do I care enough to click the link.

[Chris Fallon]

Skyline Press gives everything a 10/10 - this is no surprise. Only idiots work there and they write shittier reviews than AltPress.

[fadedmemories]

This band will save music

[Paulb-182]

never heard of them, i wont check them out due to a shitty name

[Paulb-182]

The Glass Passenger got 7 haha

[Paulb-182]

Whoever wrote that can't honestly believe that is true can they?

oh yeah since blink split that left like what, 2 bands? haha

[Chris Fallon]

Is that even a saying? It's around the block is it not?



Didn't ASL come before or concurrent with those bands? And since when did SOTY and ETID sound even remotely similar.

Basically it's just kids who know how to make websites.

No, "around the bend" is a saying ... it's just not as popular as the latter.

ASL became popular during the same time period as SOTY and ETID ... however, I don't think they sound like those two bands at all. These reviews are fucking awful, awful, awful.

[Klatzke]

It's obviously just kids who know how to make a website. I mean the writing is horrible.
I'm 100% sure it's a real site. It's been around for awhile now, and I know a writer that quit there because of how ridiculous they were. They'd praise everything, that way the labels send stuff straight to them because they know it's immediately good press.

[Klatzke]

hahaha "Radiohead isn't the best thing since sliced bread" ??

Woww.

[Paulb-182]

But it means you're mad/crazy doesn't it?

yeah it does, pretty sure it was an australian show in the 90's aswell haha

edit: or it could have been twist

either/or it means crazy

[Keagan Ilvonen]

lol