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MishelleMakeout

10/06/08, 06:16 PM

Hell yeah.
SO super bored.
No one I know plays softball.
Who does?
Do you really think all softball players are lesbian?
What positions, how long ?
Let me know !
Im intrested in talking about the game right now for some reason.

VoiceoffCamera

10/06/08, 06:18 PM

I play in 3 slow pitch softball leagues throughout the year...I am awesome

duhpunk

10/06/08, 06:18 PM

i play intramurals at my college

i play third base, and batted about .800 this year.

xbrokendownx

10/06/08, 06:19 PM

possibilities...

depending on age of course

FondestMemory

10/06/08, 06:19 PM

What positions, how long ?

reverse cowgirl or doggie preferably, but open to try anything. and usually in the 35-45 minute range unless it's a special occasion.

MishelleMakeout

10/06/08, 06:22 PM

I play in 3 slow pitch softball leagues throughout the year...I am awesome
Thats cool.
I havent seen many guys play softball.
i play intramurals at my college

i play third base, and batted about .800 this year.
My freshman year in high school I batted a 500.
IDK what last year was cause I wasnt told.
possibilities...

depending on age of course

reverse cowgirl or doggie preferably, but open to try anything. and usually in the 35-45 minute range unless it's a special occasion.
Your fucking stupid and gross.
Leave.

preppyak

10/06/08, 06:24 PM

Your fucking stupid and gross.
Leave.
Not the first time Fondest has heard that from a 16yr old

xbrokendownx

10/06/08, 06:24 PM

oh 16? nevermind then

MishelleMakeout

10/06/08, 06:25 PM

Ha yeah.
Little young dude.
Jailbate.

FondestMemory

10/06/08, 06:28 PM

Not the first time Fondest has heard that from a 16yr old

so true. so, so true.

MishelleMakeout

10/06/08, 06:41 PM

Not the first time Fondest has heard that from a 16yr old

so true. so, so true.
I find that really sad.
Can he not see the age displayed on the side ?

xbrokendownx

10/06/08, 06:42 PM

...you didnt have it up there to begin with

duhpunk

10/06/08, 06:43 PM

age ain't nothin but a number.

MishelleMakeout

10/06/08, 06:46 PM

Um, It is up there. Look under the avatar.

xbrokendownx

10/06/08, 06:47 PM

yes NOW it is but when you first posted it was not there which is why i said DEPENDING ON AGE

dont start

MishelleMakeout

10/06/08, 06:49 PM

Its been there since I signed up to the website dude.

xbrokendownx

10/06/08, 06:50 PM

whatever you say

MishelleMakeout

10/06/08, 06:52 PM

whatever you say
Thats right, whatever I say.

dont you move

10/06/08, 07:23 PM

16? that's too old

MishelleMakeout

10/06/08, 07:24 PM

16? that's too old
Too old ?
Creepy.

crit

10/06/08, 07:46 PM

Freaking Bam ! Amazing !

MishelleMakeout

10/06/08, 07:48 PM

FondestMemory

10/06/08, 07:50 PM

? ?

Sventhegreat

10/06/08, 07:52 PM

Hell yeah, I love softball. Mens leagues are so much fun.

MishelleMakeout

10/06/08, 07:57 PM

Hell yeah, I love softball. Mens leagues are so much fun.
Haha really ?
I have never seen a mens softball game.
I would love to play on a mens softball team tho.
But then it wouldnt be a mens softball team
Damn.
What positions to you play ?

preppyak

10/06/08, 08:26 PM

Have you ever considered
Posting in sentences
And not breaking each sentence into another
Line?
Its hard
To read

MishelleMakeout

10/06/08, 08:59 PM

Have you ever considered
Posting in sentences
And not breaking each sentence into another
Line?
Its hard
To read

Don't read my shit then.
And I break off into another line after each sentence.

0101

10/06/08, 09:11 PM

I played two seasons a year for 6 years. Regular and All-Star. Id have kept at it had I not gotten hurt my last year.

odelay

10/06/08, 09:16 PM

I used to play. I played three years in high school including one year on Varsity. I was first-base/outfield.

imirish06

10/06/08, 09:39 PM

Sventhegreat

10/06/08, 10:19 PM

Haha really ?
I have never seen a mens softball game.
I would love to play on a mens softball team tho.
But then it wouldnt be a mens softball team
Damn.
What positions to you play ?

Haha you're right, it wouldn't be! It's a lot of fun. Pretty much just guys getting drunk and playing some softball. Some teams are pretty intense though! I play in the outfield. Haha the only position I could play. (i'm not very good)

MishelleMakeout

10/09/08, 05:13 PM

Haha you're right, it wouldn't be! It's a lot of fun. Pretty much just guys getting drunk and playing some softball. Some teams are pretty intense though! I play in the outfield. Haha the only position I could play. (i'm not very good)

How long have you been playing ?
I would love to play on a coed team.
I play firstbase secondbase all out field and catcher.

MishelleMakeout

10/09/08, 05:17 PM

I played two seasons a year for 6 years. Regular and All-Star. Id have kept at it had I not gotten hurt my last year.

How did you get hurt ?
My dumbass coach out me at short. Since I'm a lefty I'm not really supposed to play there. And I pulled something in my back. But I can still play.

MishelleMakeout

10/09/08, 05:21 PM

I used to play. I played three years in high school including one year on Varsity. I was first-base/outfield.

I was captain of the jv team my freshman year and made varsity last year. I hope I can still make varsity my junior year. I'm first second catcher and outfield.

MishelleMakeout

10/09/08, 05:24 PM

Played in a fast pitch league over the summer and hated it. The only thing competitive about it was the pitching being that the mound and plate were much closer... but still

I hate the short fields, the short base paths, the huge ball, the light bats, fuck that

Well if it wasn't competitive then you weren't on a good team. Well from my experience. If your on a good team and in the right spot the competition if intense.

imirish06

10/09/08, 06:02 PM

Well if it wasn't competitive then you weren't on a good team. Well from my experience. If your on a good team and in the right spot the competition if intense.

What? good team? We killed everyone in our league. It was a competitive league too.

It still doesn't change the fact that the ball is bigger, the fences are far shorter, the bats are like swinging straws, and most people could moon walk while stealing a base and still not get picked off because the base paths are so short.

Which all leads to my original statement. I tried softball out, and hated it and won't be doing it again.

MishelleMakeout

10/09/08, 06:05 PM

What? good team? We killed everyone in our league. It was a competitive league too.

It still doesn't change the fact that the ball is bigger, the fences are far shorter, the bats are like swinging straws, and most people could moon walk while stealing a base and still not get picked off because the base paths are so short.

Which all leads to my original statement. I tried softball out, and hated it and won't be doing it again.

Are you originally a baseball player ?

imirish06

10/09/08, 06:07 PM

Are you originally a baseball player ?

Yes mam. I'm not knocking your sport. It's just not something I could enjoy.

MishelleMakeout

10/09/08, 06:09 PM

Yes mam. I'm not knocking your sport. It's just not something I could enjoy.

Ha. I understand. I could say things about baseball. But I haven't truely played it.

CubbyNick42

10/09/08, 06:16 PM

reverse cowgirl or doggie preferably, but open to try anything. and usually in the 35-45 minute range unless it's a special occasion.
Hmm, not big on faces, are you?

Sventhegreat

10/09/08, 06:55 PM

How long have you been playing ?
I would love to play on a coed team.
I play firstbase secondbase all out field and catcher.

I've only played one year, I just turned eighteen last year. I'm pretty excited though, I think we'll play for many years to come! And that's cool. If you can play infield, you know you're good in my book!

preppyak

10/09/08, 07:04 PM

Hmm, not big on faces, are you?
As long as they look 18 from the back

MishelleMakeout

10/09/08, 07:07 PM

I've only played one year, I just turned eighteen last year. I'm pretty excited though, I think we'll play for many years to come! And that's cool. If you can play infield, you know you're good in my book!

Haha congrats. I have been playing since the 5th grade. I started in outfield. My coach noticed my height and taught me first. Infield is pretty easy to get the hang of. If you ever wanted to play its not hard to learn. I can't wait to turn 18.