Whats so great about about Anal?

[Demonic_101]

I'm just wondering. I have never done it and don't think i'd want to... until I hear some good reasons.

[Burning Star IV]

No condom. Nuff said?

[argg_xo]

i think there might be several threads about anal in the PL. please use search function next time.

[SgtFumunda]

The noises are priceless. And you thought farting was fun?

[thesafeword]

Nothing and it's not funny.

[DannySniper]

Anal is a terrible, terrible thing. Never speak of it again.

[phil19]

um tried it once, my gf screamed in pain, never again

[SoggY ThE OnE]

You don't get STD's!

DUH!

[AP_Punk]

the clean up afterward.

[spansen]

never done it.. i don't know.

[remedyeli]

What's so great about life?

Anal.

[Lenny Hearts]

Ok... first off let me adress the "you don't get STD's" comment made a few back.
You are a useless human being.
There is indeed a huge risk for the transmition of sexually transmitted disease when having sex even anal.
AIDS the disease that has claimed so man lives in the world was originally known as GRID
which stood for:
Gay
Related
Immune
Deficiancy
So to sum things up; you should be practicing safe sex even if you're sticking it in the other hole.
But given the right amount of foreplay, mind set, and lubrication anal is tons of fun for all parties involved.

[Burning Star IV]

^ Great first post.

[remedyeli]

Ok... first off let me adress the "you don't get STD's" comment made a few back.
You are a useless human being.
There is indeed a huge risk for the transmition of sexually transmitted disease when having sex even anal.
AIDS the disease that has claimed so man lives in the world was originally known as GRID
which stood for:
Gay
Related
Immune
Deficiancy
So to sum things up; you should be practicing safe sex even if you're sticking it in the other hole.
But given the right amount of foreplay, mind set, and lubrication anal is tons of fun for all parties involved.

lol did you make a account just to post this?
Epic first post. Teaching the safety of Anal

[Lenny Hearts]

no i made one cause James_Brand is my best friend and keeps telling me to... this just happened to be the first post I happened to make.
I'm a firm believer that all girls like anal some just don't know it yet.

[remedyeli]

I think I like this new dude.
Welcome to AP.net :wave:

[Lenny Hearts]

Thank you.
It's nice to be welcome
If my boss knew I was doing this insted of actually working...
I'm pretty sure I would get fired

[remedyeli]

I know what you mean.
I'm always looking around corners to make sure my boss isn't around when I'm on this site, or using my phone.

One time the regional manager caught me, that was my first and last warning.

[HelpMeSleep]

i think there might be several threads about anal in the PL. please use search function next time.
whoooo go chelsea. you tell 'em!!

Anal is a terrible, terrible thing. Never speak of it again.
hey boo. I'd have to agree here.

[Lenny Hearts]

Rough!
My boss won't be in 'till 8am and I will be in bed with my lady friend by that time.

[phil19]

Thank you.
It's nice to be welcome
If my boss knew I was doing this insted of actually working...
I'm pretty sure I would get fired

I know what you mean.
I'm always looking around corners to make sure my boss isn't around when I'm on this site, or using my phone.

One time the regional manager caught me, that was my first and last warning.

im glad im not the only one wasting time while at work on this thing. ive never gotten in trouble for being on ap, but i did get called in by the big boss one time who had a chat with me about my use of innapropriate un work related websites and that it should stop haha. id been on facebook too much :-p

[Lenny Hearts]

Fuck facebook in the face!
No not really it's a good way for me to keep in touch with people I didn't like in highschool who are still useless human beings... it's a daily reminder that I rock.

[phil19]

Fuck facebook in the face!
No not really it's a good way for me to keep in touch with people I didn't like in highschool who are still useless human beings... it's a daily reminder that I rock.

haha aint that the truth.

[Lenny Hearts]

Hahahahahahaha
The bringing up up facebook made me wanna check mine...
It's so nice to know that girls who were whores in highschool don't change after graduation!

[phil19]

Hahahahahahaha
The bringing up up facebook made me wanna check mine...
It's so nice to know that girls who were whores in highschool don't change after graduation!

lol
ive noticed an unusally high proportion of girls i went to school with now have kids

[Lenny Hearts]

As long as none are yours you should be fine.
Wear a condom every time and you won't have to worry about ending up on the Maurey Povich Show

[phil19]

As long as none are yours you should be fine.
Wear a condom every time and you won't have to worry about ending up on the Maurey Povich Show

of all the girls who got prego, i wouldnt have gone near any of them.
maurey povich??

[Lenny Hearts]

don't ask

[marchofmarty]

I had anal once and it was awful.

The room smelled really bad when we were done...

[phil19]

don't ask

enough said

[Lenny Hearts]

I had anal once and it was awful.

The room smelled really bad when we were done...
That is horrid... I'm so sorry to hear about your bad experience with the best invention the Greek people ever came up with.
To quote a very good female friend of mine "Ass is the new vagina!"

[marchofmarty]

That is horrid... I'm so sorry to hear about your bad experience with the best invention the Greek people ever came up with.
To quote a very good female friend of mine "Ass is the new vagina!"

I just turned 16 when it happened and as we began I kept thinking to myself "god I can't wait to tell my friends this, I'm fucking her ass!!!"

then when we were done and it seriously smelled like someone took a giant shit in the middle of the room I don't think I have ever been so grossed out in my entire life. oh and my dick had a slight tint of brown to it.

:puke:

[phil19]

I just turned 16 when it happened and as we began I kept thinking to myself "god I can't wait to tell my friends this, I'm fucking her ass!!!"

then when we were done and it seriously smelled like someone took a giant shit in the middle of the room I don't think I have ever been so grossed out in my entire life. oh and my dick had a slight tint of brown to it.

:puke:
:lol:

[Lenny Hearts]

I just turned 16 when it happened and as we began I kept thinking to myself "god I can't wait to tell my friends this, I'm fucking her ass!!!"

then when we were done and it seriously smelled like someone took a giant shit in the middle of the room I don't think I have ever been so grossed out in my entire life. oh and my dick had a slight tint of brown to it.

:puke:
Ok here are a few tips:
1. go in knowing that's what you're going to do as in ask her (and you have to be really careful how you word this) to take an enima the day before, so there isn't anything like that floatin around in there.
2. You can buy all the KY and Astro Glide you want, it's kinda useless. You can fit a bowling ball through a garden hose if you use enough olive oil. And it leaves a pleasent smell when you're done.
3. You should still be using a condom unless you're possitive everyone is clean... and not holding a crap on deck.
4. If you should work up the nerve to do it again and you end up with poop dick for the second go around... there is always one great option that you haven't thought of, obviously, or you would have done it to the first girl.
5. DONKEY PUNCH THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!

[thiswokendream]

Ok here are a few tips:
1. go in knowing that's what you're going to do as in ask her (and you have to be really careful how you word this) to take an enima the day before, so there isn't anything like that floatin around in there.
2. You can buy all the KY and Astro Glide you want, it's kinda useless. You can fit a bowling ball through a garden hose if you use enough olive oil. And it leaves a pleasent smell when you're done.
3. You should still be using a condom unless you're possitive everyone is clean... and not holding a crap on deck.
4. If you should work up the nerve to do it again and you end up with poop dick for the second go around... there is always one great option that you haven't thought of, obviously, or you would have done it to the first girl.
5. DONKEY PUNCH THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!

Haha. You bastards are crazy. Don't stop entertaining.

[Lenny Hearts]

See, he's laughing and I am being completely serious.
That right there is some solid advice man!

[phil19]

im just trying to think about how you ask your girl to take an enima

[Lenny Hearts]

Just be like...
"Look we are gonna try that thing with my dick in your butt tomorrow right?"
When she says yes you just come back over the top with a little gift
"You should take this, it'll be best for everyone involved trust me... Lenny Hearts told me so on the internet"
And she should totally listen to you, cause you are listening to a stranger on the internet
Well maybe you shouldn't mention me, just tell her you read it on a website.
That might work.
If not sorry about the poop dick bro.

[phil19]

Just be like...
"Look we are gonna try that thing with my dick in your butt tomorrow right?"
When she says yes you just come back over the top with a little gift
"You should take this, it'll be best for everyone involved trust me... Lenny Hearts told me so on the internet"
And she should totally listen to you, cause you are listening to a stranger on the internet
Well maybe you shouldn't mention me, just tell her you read it on a website.
That might work.
If not sorry about the poop dick bro.

actually, that doesnt sound as dodgy as i thought it would.

[Lenny Hearts]

actually, that doesnt sound as dodgy as i thought it would.
you must not be reading the same thing as me, and I wrote it which just makes it a little worse.

[phil19]

you must not be reading the same thing as me, and I wrote it which just makes it a little worse.

haha
well it was a lot better than anything i could think of as way of getting her to do it

[Lenny Hearts]

haha
well it was a lot better than anything i could think of as way of getting her to do it
Valid point...
I'm what my ex called "a smooth talker" whatever that means.

[phil19]

Valid point...
I'm what my ex called "a smooth talker" whatever that means.

it means you have a gift

[Closet Fan]

I had anal once and it was awful.

The room smelled really bad when we were done...

Were you fucking a guy or something? Ladies, tell this dude that your assholes clean themselves.

[anamericangod]

I believe the appropriate question is "What's not great about anal?"

[marchofmarty]

Were you fucking a guy or something? Ladies, tell this dude that your assholes clean themselves.

I don't know man maybe :( maybe she had a burrito or something before she came to my house

[Posthardcore]

Its a beautiful thing

[DaveZeroZero]

It's like a cute little starfish.

[mattmatumbo]

I had anal once and it was awful.

The room smelled really bad when we were done...

ohhh hahaha awful, i've never done it but i didn't think that would happen hahaha.

[skashroomking]

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[HelpMeSleep]

It's like a cute little starfish.
lol wut

plz tell me one thing anal and a cute little starfish have in common. I really want to know.

[DaveZeroZero]

lol wut

plz tell me one thing anal and a cute little starfish have in common. I really want to know.
An anus looks like a puckered, brown starfish.

[HelpMeSleep]

An anus looks like a puckered, brown starfish.
oh. lovely. that doesn't sound cute. =/
but actually I don't think starfish are cute anyway.

[Paulb-182]

nothing wrong with a bit of ass action

[AmarnaReign]

Just make sure it's tight.

[kaycey]

never done anal, i have had ORAL though:-)

[lolliot]

never done anal, i have had ORAL though:-)

Same shit, different hole.

[jules_x]

no i made one cause James_Brand is my best friend and keeps telling me to... this just happened to be the first post I happened to make.
I'm a firm believer that all girls like anal some just don't know it yet.

I'm skeptical about anal.
My friend tried it once, she told me the whole room smelled really bad.

Made me lol right in her face rly.

[mattmatumbo]

never done anal, i have had ORAL though:-)

hey you combover change your avatar back!

[Angylion Gefell]

lenny hearts is my favorite new guy.

[faithintheknife]

I had anal once and it was awful.

The room smelled really bad when we were done...
ackward.
i feel bad for you.
but at least it felt good...hopefully.

[marchofmarty]

I'm skeptical about anal.
My friend tried it once, she told me the whole room smelled really bad.

Made me lol right in her face rly.


Hahaha well I am glad I am not the only one who has had this experience.

[kaycey]

hey you combover change your avatar back!
yeah fine, but then you stick to yours too.

[ClydeMcAllister]

Feels good man.

[mattmatumbo]

yeah fine, but then you stick to yours too.

its a deal

[kaycey]

its a deal
:ok:

[Lenny Hearts]

lenny hearts is my favorite new guy.
GO ME!

[LoveHateHolly]

I'm just wondering. I have never done it and don't think i'd want to... until I hear some good reasons.
you'll love it!

[up da punx]

anal is king!

[kaycey]

anal is king!
glad you agree.
but please stop with the other thing.

[steveo142]

My buddy told me a story while he was in college....he brought this girl to his dorm, and they were hammered, so they started to bang and she told him to put it in her ass. So they proceeded, and that pretty much ended their night. After they were done, she got up to go to the bathroom. It was then that he saw something on his floor. A "butterfinger beebee"? So he picked it up and realized it was warm and mushy...he then decided to smell it...that was when he realized the "butterfinger beebee" was not a butterfiner beebee......

You pretty much get the drift.
So no I will never do anal.

[nikkidynac]

My buddy told me a story while he was in college....he brought this girl to his dorm, and they were hammered, so they started to bang and she told him to put it in her ass. So they proceeded, and that pretty much ended their night. After they were done, she got up to go to the bathroom. It was then that he saw something on his floor. A "butterfinger beebee"? So he picked it up and realized it was warm and mushy...he then decided to smell it...that was when he realized the "butterfinger beebee" was not a butterfiner beebee......

You pretty much get the drift.
So no I will never do anal.



ewwwwwiieeeee.

[nikkidynac]

Maybe
Originally Posted by marchofmartyhttp://images.absolutepunk.net/images/buttons/arrow.gif (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=22737152#post22737 152)
I had anal once and it was awful.

The room smelled really bad when we were done...

and

Originally Posted by jules_xhttp://images.absolutepunk.net/images/buttons/arrow.gif (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=22809302#post22809 302)
I'm skeptical about anal.
My friend tried it once, she told me the whole room smelled really bad.

Made me lol right in her face rly

's friend did it together?

[HelpMeSleep]

glad you agree.
but please stop with the other thing.
oh, you mean the ass licking? mmmmm. :lick:

[fadedmemories]

My buddy told me a story while he was in college....he brought this girl to his dorm, and they were hammered, so they started to bang and she told him to put it in her ass. So they proceeded, and that pretty much ended their night. After they were done, she got up to go to the bathroom. It was then that he saw something on his floor. A "butterfinger beebee"? So he picked it up and realized it was warm and mushy...he then decided to smell it...that was when he realized the "butterfinger beebee" was not a butterfiner beebee......

You pretty much get the drift.
So no I will never do anal.
:clap:

[kaycey]

oh, you mean the ass licking? mmmmm. :lick:
lol.......yeah.

[HelpMeSleep]

lol.......yeah.
haha. you know I'm joking, right? ass licking's not really my thing.

[kaycey]

haha. you know I'm joking, right? ass licking's not really my thing.
yeah sure it isn't.

[up da punx]

haha. you know I'm joking, right? ass licking's not really my thing.

you should try it first

[Ailite]

It seems like anal ends in shit a lot

[Lenny Hearts]

It seems like anal ends in shit a lot
ok just to be the jerk who says the obvious thing here...

no shit

[Ailite]

ok just to be the jerk who says the obvious thing here...

no shit
i see what you did there

[up da punx]

It seems like anal ends in shit a lot

it is a risky endeavor

[Lenny Hearts]

i see what you did there
Kinda mind fuck-tacular right?

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah sure it isn't.
I'm willing to try things, but I dunno... the only ass stuff I'm into is ass grabbing. :shrug:

you should try it first
yeah, no.

[Lenny Hearts]

I'm willing to try things, but I dunno... the only ass stuff I'm into is ass grabbing. :shrug:
Is that a no to spanking as well?

[HelpMeSleep]

Is that a no to spanking as well?
No. I'm open to spanking.

[Lenny Hearts]

No. I'm open to spanking.
Define open...
You are open to being spanked cause you've done it before
OR
You haven't tried it and are open to giving it a go
?