How Embarrassing!

[punkpixie]

O.K I was just singing along to a cd while it was turned up really loud and theres no-one in the house. That is until my mum came home early and was stood in the doorway watching me. She then laughed, a lot. It was mucho embarrassing. But I thought I'd start a thread about funny embarrassing situations (just to make myself feel better!) Anyone got any?

[Mercy Medical]

Hmmmm...embarassing situations? I'm sure I have some, but they haven't made a big enough impact on me to actually remember them.

The only that sticks out in my head right now is when I was a sophomore in high school. I used to wear boxers (I wore underwear too, so no worries) under my shorts and pants because I was a big dork like that. Well I was in weight training and was doing squats. My partners in weight training were these two freshman. I went down for the squat and heard a big *RIP*. I tore the ass out of my boxers. Nothing happened to my shorts, but I had to go to the locker room and change. The two girls I was lifting with heard and I just straight up told them what happened. I figure it's more embarrassing if you don't. BUT I haven't worn boxers since that day. :)

[meh_indeed]

I was 13, mid-pueburty, and I was hanging out with a few of my friends. This one girl and me were always real touchy, like hugging alot and she would always sit on my lap, but it was nothing more than just being friends. So I was sitting on the couch talking to someone else when in walks this girl and she immediatly comes over to sit in my lap, which would've been fine, except I had one of those random boners you get that age. So she ran over to me and gave me no time to prepare or move it or anything. She sits down and immediatly shreaks and runs off. Then she proceeded to tell all her friends, and I don't think I've seen her since...yeah that's hard to top...

[punkpixie]

I was 13, mid-pueburty, and I was hanging out with a few of my friends. This one girl and me were always real touchy, like hugging alot and she would always sit on my lap, but it was nothing more than just being friends. So I was sitting on the couch talking to someone else when in walks this girl and she immediatly comes over to sit in my lap, which would've been fine, except I had one of those random boners you get that age. So she ran over to me and gave me no time to prepare or move it or anything. She sits down and immediatly shreaks and runs off. Then she proceeded to tell all her friends, and I don't think I've seen her since...yeah that's hard to top...

hahahahaha! Oh man I feel so much better now!! hahaha

[sleepygrlgreen]

O.K I was just singing along to a cd while it was turned up really loud and theres no-one in the house. That is until my mum came home early and was stood in the doorway watching me. She then laughed, a lot. It was mucho embarrassing. But I thought I'd start a thread about funny embarrassing situations (just to make myself feel better!) Anyone got any?

Haha. That's happened to me way too many times. This one time she walked in on me though, I was singing along to Celine Dion.

I have waay too many embarassing moments to bring up. I was pantsed (sp) once. Well, twice in five minutes. I was young so my underwear was well... big (they called it the purple parachutte! :: sigh:: ). Word got around and I had a bunch of new nick names because of it. Army Man was one. God that was horrible.....

[punkpixie]

Haha. That's happened to me way too many times. This one time she walked in on me though, I was singing along to Celine Dion.

I have waay too many embarassing moments to bring up. I was pantsed (sp) once. Well, twice in five minutes. I was young so my underwear was well... big (they called it the purple parachutte! :: sigh:: ). Word got around and I had a bunch of new nick names because of it. Army Man was one. God that was horrible.....

again, hahahahaha

Those were great, keep them coming! (I can so see this thread is going to turn into porn-related embarassments soon!)

[punklet2101]

O.K I was just singing along to a cd while it was turned up really loud and theres no-one in the house. That is until my mum came home early and was stood in the doorway watching me. She then laughed, a lot. It was mucho embarrassing. But I thought I'd start a thread about funny embarrassing situations (just to make myself feel better!) Anyone got any?
Hahaha. That happens to me all the time :redface:

[punkpixie]

Hahaha. That happens to me all the time :redface:

Air guitar is worse though, thank goodness I wasn't doing that too! hahaha

[OnLegendary21]

One time my ex's dad walked in on us doing stuff on the couch.

[allelish]

One time i was jumping around and singing in my room to NFG and my dad walked in, so to dampen the embarrassment i continued to do it to pretend i didn't care that he was there.

And just about 3 hours ago in school, we were made to do ballroom dancing in preparation for this ball we have soon, and i was pissing about with a few people then i started running and tried to slide (MJ style) only to find out that the grip on my shows are grippier than your average and i proceeded to hit the deck like a sack of shit. I was so embarrassed that i actually thought for a whole minute that it wasn't actually happening. People were laughing. :headshake

[punkpixie]

One time i was jumping around and singing in my room to NFG and my dad walked in, so to dampen the embarrassment i continued to do it to pretend i didn't care that he was there.

And just about 3 hours ago in school, we were made to do ballroom dancing in preparation for this ball we have soon, and i was pissing about with a few people then i started running and tried to slide (MJ style) only to find out that the grip on my shows are grippier than your average and i proceeded to hit the deck like a sack of shit. I was so embarrassed that i actually thought for a whole minute that it wasn't actually happening. People were laughing. :headshake

I'm so sorry, school embarassments are awful! The first one is just what happened to me, haha! :lol2:

[Andy]

I was 13, mid-pueburty, and I was hanging out with a few of my friends. This one girl and me were always real touchy, like hugging alot and she would always sit on my lap, but it was nothing more than just being friends. So I was sitting on the couch talking to someone else when in walks this girl and she immediatly comes over to sit in my lap, which would've been fine, except I had one of those random boners you get that age. So she ran over to me and gave me no time to prepare or move it or anything. She sits down and immediatly shreaks and runs off. Then she proceeded to tell all her friends, and I don't think I've seen her since...yeah that's hard to top...

Oh man, that's classic.

[tbag311]

one that really stands out for me is when my mom went up to our neighbors, and I thought she was gonna be gone for a while, so I was rockin out on our piano in the living room singing some something corporate style song haha. Oh man, it was tight until I heard some shit moving like right behind me and it was my mom. I kinda sang quiter acting like I didn't care....oh man was that humiliating :(

[__Deformative.]

Hmm...I have a few.

My grandparents have a nasty habit of yanking the covers off my bed to wake me up. I have a nasty habit of sleeping in nothing but boxers. My private area has a nasty habit of standing at attention in the mornings. I was laying on my back, sound asleep, at full mast, and in walks my grandma, hellbent on waking me up. She yanks off the covers, and goes "What the fuck is THAT?" (my grandma cusses like a sailor). Needless to say, they don't do that anymore.

The first time I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her parents, she got this awesome idea to make out in her bedroom. Well, her mom is a tad suspicious, so here she comes into the room, to find my girlfriend, shirt up, pants off, straddling me on her bed.
Yeah, wonderful first impression.

[sleepygrlgreen]

Hmm...I have a few.


The first time I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her parents, she got this awesome idea to make out in her bedroom. Well, her mom is a tad suspicious, so here she comes into the room, to find my girlfriend, shirt up, pants off, straddling me on her bed.
Yeah, wonderful first impression.

If I ever caught my daughter doing that (assuming that I have one now, which I don't and won't for at least 10 years), I'd never let her out of the house again.

[No Control]

This does sound terrible but it's actually kinda funny/gross at the same time, well it was my senior year in high school at the typical "end of the year party" thats a toga party and I am drunk as fuck and so is about everyone there, so my girlfriend came over to me and told me she wanted to go in her friends car (for obvious reasons, read in between the lines) so one thing leads up to another she wants to have sex which is cool with me but shes a virgin so I asked her if shes sure and she tells me she is. Well trying a non typical position we do the deed and were finished and all so we are hanging out and figured we would go back into the party, needless to say that I am completely drunk and now high on life, the afterglow of sex and everything. When I get back to my friends they are like "Dude did you cut yourself or something??" Im like "Uhh Not that I know of why?" "Oh cause theres blood on your toga dude".............Yeah so I get the girlfriend running over, flipping out but trying to be non schlant about it so I dont know I found another sheet somehow to make a completely AWESOME toga (I think a G.I. Joe one which you cant go wrong) and all was well. But she was completely embarassed...




P.S.- This story was too long.

[__Deformative.]

This does sound terrible but it's actually kinda funny/gross at the same time, well it was my senior year in high school at the typical "end of the year party" thats a toga party and I am drunk as fuck and so is about everyone there, so my girlfriend came over to me and told me she wanted to go in her friends car (for obvious reasons, read in between the lines) so one thing leads up to another she wants to have sex which is cool with me but shes a virgin so I asked her if shes sure and she tells me she is. Well trying a non typical position we do the deed and were finished and all so we are hanging out and figured we would go back into the party, needless to say that I am completely drunk and now high on life, the afterglow of sex and everything. When I get back to my friends they are like "Dude did you cut yourself or something??" Im like "Uhh Not that I know of why?" "Oh cause theres blood on your toga dude".............Yeah so I get the girlfriend running over, flipping out but trying to be non schlant about it so I dont know I found another sheet somehow to make a completely AWESOME toga (I think a G.I. Joe one which you cant go wrong) and all was well. But she was completely embarassed...




P.S.- This story was too long.

Blood + Sex = Way too obvious.

Never have sex with your girlfriend while she's on her period if you have to go to the doctor afterwards. No matter how well you clean, there's bound to be blood on there.

Doc: "Did you hurt yourself?"
Me: "No, why?"
Doc: "There's...blood down here."
Me: "Oh, that's just my girlfriend."
Doc: "What?"
Me: "What?"

[No Control]

Blood + Sex = Way too obvious.

Never have sex with your girlfriend while she's on her period if you have to go to the doctor afterwards. No matter how well you clean, there's bound to be blood on there.

Doc: "Did you hurt yourself?"
Me: "No, why?"
Doc: "There's...blood down here."
Me: "Oh, that's just my girlfriend."
Doc: "What?"
Me: "What?"


haha that made me laugh, thank you.

[__Deformative.]

Hahahahahahah.

One of the best threads ever.

Period Sex is good entertainment.

Bottom line.

[punkpixie]

Hahahahahahah.

One of the best threads ever.

And I made it! hahahaha. Oh and Vince that was a funny story hahahahaha.

Also Period+sex=bad.

[richter915]

period sex eh?

intriguing.

[__Deformative.]

period sex eh?

intriguing.

And I made it! hahahaha. Oh and Vince that was a funny story hahahahaha.

Also Period+sex=bad.

Period sex isn't always bad. I mean, it's not the most pleasant sight, but whatever. I wouldn't do it with someone unless you really care about them, or have some kind of fetish (ew).

I have another period story, but I'm afraid to tell it...if anyone wants to hear it, let me know.

[punkpixie]

Period sex isn't always bad. I mean, it's not the most pleasant sight, but whatever. I wouldn't do it with someone unless you really care about them, or have some kind of fetish (ew).

I have another period story, but I'm afraid to tell it...if anyone wants to hear it, let me know.

Come on, this thread is all about the embarassment, so you should tell us. Unless it's just gross and then only Richter will want to hear it...

[__Deformative.]

Come on, this thread is all about the embarassment, so you should tell us. Unless it's just gross and then only Richter will want to hear it...

hahaha, it may be considered gross, so don't read past this if you're easily grossed out...

So, I was giving my girlfriend oral.
And she neglected to inform me that she was on her period. And I was thinking "this tastes like pennies." So, I was wearing a grey t-shirt, and I didn't get any of the blood on my face or anything like that, but my shirt looked like I had a massive nosebleed or something.

It was rough.

The whole oral during the period thing isn't so bad, if you catch her on a light-flow day.

Commence the grossed-out ness

[punkpixie]

hahaha, it may be considered gross, so don't read past this if you're easily grossed out...

So, I was giving my girlfriend oral.
And she neglected to inform me that she was on her period. And I was thinking "this tastes like pennies." So, I was wearing a grey t-shirt, and I didn't get any of the blood on my face or anything like that, but my shirt looked like I had a massive nosebleed or something.

It was rough.

The whole oral during the period thing isn't so bad, if you catch her on a light-flow day.

Commence the grossed-out ness

Yeah, eww. I can't type anything else, I'm too grossed out.

[__Deformative.]

Yeah, eww. I can't type anything else, I'm too grossed out.

Don't think badly of me. I just love my girlfriend.

[Bishop]

The first time I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her parents, she got this awesome idea to make out in her bedroom. Well, her mom is a tad suspicious, so here she comes into the room, to find my girlfriend, shirt up, pants off, straddling me on her bed.
Yeah, wonderful first impression.

My ex's mother wouldn't even let me go into her room or anything like that. But one time me and my ex were having sex in my room and I hear this knock on my door and my nine year old brother's voice goes "Anthony, can you help me with something?" I told him I would help him later(duh) but he persisted, and the lock on my door sucks so he started turning it in order to get into my room, but luckily I managed to get my pants up and the girl managed to put her underwear back on just in time. (Hence the reason why; ladies, that if you are anticipating having sex with your man and there is a chance that you can get caught, you should ALWAYS wear a skirt. Plus it just makes it much hotter.)

[BrandNew20]

hmm...my most embarressing thing would have to be in 8th grade when most of my class went on heritage tour(where you go to different cities and learn about America's history for a week) On our bus there was a bathroom, I went back to use it and the bus hit a bump. Needless to say, I pissed all over myself. I had to walk back to my seat, with piss all over myself while 40 kids just sat there and laughed at me. awesome.

[__Deformative.]

I think it's funny that Ellie is the only one who found my period-oral disturbing.

[Shoes]

One time i was jumping around and singing in my room to NFG and my dad walked in, so to dampen the embarrassment i continued to do it to pretend i didn't care that he was there.


HAHAHAHAHAHA something about NFG that makes you want to shake your funky stuff.
dude I'll dance around the house to them, specially 'dressed to kill' I dance around my mum to that song while she's doing the washing up...good times, good times.
But the worst has to be when I was at home sitting infront of my computer screaming at the top of my lungs to some silly screamo band and my mum walked in....shame in my face

[punkpixie]

Love the owned picture.hahaha!

[SilverStar89]

I'm always embarassing myself one way or another. But here's the most recent I guess. Um a few days ago I was supposed to go out with a few friends and this one guy friend was picking me up to bring me. So while I was getting ready I was listening to one of those mixes that my friend gave me with a whole bunch of just stupid songs on it. And Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb" song comes on. And I wasn't really fully dressed. I had like my underwear on and a camisole, tanktop kind of thing on. So I was kind of in my room dancing to sex bomb, with not that much clothes on. And my mom has a habit of just letting my friends come in the house and not telling me. So she sends him up to go get me, and he walks into my room with me dancing on my bed, half naked, to the song "Sex Bomb". He took one look at me and just shook his head and left the room. Then he proceeded to tease me the entire night, but whatever. You just kind of got to laugh at yourself when moments like those happen...

[punkpixie]

I'm always embarassing myself one way or another. But here's the most recent I guess. Um a few days ago I was supposed to go out with a few friends and this one guy friend was picking me up to bring me. So while I was getting ready I was listening to one of those mixes that my friend gave me with a whole bunch of just stupid songs on it. And Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb" song comes on. And I wasn't really fully dressed. I had like my underwear on and a camisole, tanktop kind of thing on. So I was kind of in my room dancing to sex bomb, with not that much clothes on. And my mom has a habit of just letting my friends come in the house and not telling me. So she sends him up to go get me, and he walks into my room with me dancing on my bed, half naked, to the song "Sex Bomb". He took one look at me and just shook his head and left the room. Then he proceeded to tease me the entire night, but whatever. You just kind of got to laugh at yourself when moments like those happen...

Hahahahahahaha! Poor you!

[SonEric84]

I'm always embarassing myself one way or another. But here's the most recent I guess. Um a few days ago I was supposed to go out with a few friends and this one guy friend was picking me up to bring me. So while I was getting ready I was listening to one of those mixes that my friend gave me with a whole bunch of just stupid songs on it. And Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb" song comes on. And I wasn't really fully dressed. I had like my underwear on and a camisole, tanktop kind of thing on. So I was kind of in my room dancing to sex bomb, with not that much clothes on. And my mom has a habit of just letting my friends come in the house and not telling me. So she sends him up to go get me, and he walks into my room with me dancing on my bed, half naked, to the song "Sex Bomb". He took one look at me and just shook his head and left the room. Then he proceeded to tease me the entire night, but whatever. You just kind of got to laugh at yourself when moments like those happen...

hahaha Tara you rule.

[smalltownsburn]

I've posted my phone sex story in another thread, if you haven't read it should I post it?

[punkpixie]

Why not, that's what this thread is for. Go right ahead, I could use a laugh...

[punklet2101]

Nothing really bad has ever happened to me... people seeing me singing and dancing in my house is a common sight so it's not that embarrassing.

The only one I can think of.. I was playing bass in a band at school for a performance night in year 10, every student was there and the auditorium was full of parents and other visitors. Halfway through one of the songs my guitar strap came off so I had to do my best to hold it up, but I ended up getting down on one knee to hold my bass until the end of the song. Rock and roll.

[punkpixie]

Oh dear Helen. At least you got over it! hahaha

[punklet2101]

Oh dear Helen. At least you got over it! hahaha
Haha, in situations like that you just gotta be cool as a cucumber, make it look like you've got it under control, like it doesn't bother you. :lol2:

[allelish]

I wanna hear more.

[punkpixie]

Thanks for bumping this. I'm still interested to hear these too...

[SonEric84]

More is better. Or something.

[nfgguitardude]

Haha.. so last winter, I was hangin out with my girlfriend (at the time.. luckily shes not my gf anymore) and her friend.. so we walked down the street to the park and played in all the snow or whatever.. jus livin it up and havin a snowball fight. WELL I was jus wearin some ellastic lounge pants.. and guys, you know what happens down to your (previously called) "funky stuff" when it gets cold.. well the gf's friend decided to depants me. Needless to say, the gf denied it all the way, cus who wants to admit to seeing their boyfriends little weiner? CMON IT WAS COLD OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!

[apoemtothedead]

Some fat chick knocked the overhead projector off it's stand with her stomach. Then I yelled out 'How embarrassing!'

I know that this didnt happen to me, but I felt it needed to be shared.

[FenixIgnition]

Okay, well I will go with the most two recent ones that has happend to me. Yeah, if you cant tell, I get in a lot of embarrassing situations.

So, about a month ago or so a girl had me to sleep over at her house with two other friends. So I was the only guy there. But it wasnt anything serious, they all just flirted with me and stuff like that, so dont get the wrong impression. But anyway, I forgot to bring some shorts to sleep in, and since I was wearing jeans, I just figured I would sleep in my shirt and boxers. So anyways, we got up the early the next morning and they pulled me off the floor. Well, turns out someone had to poke its way out of my boxers and take a peek. Yeah, that was pretty weird.

Ok, so this was about two months ago, me and my girlfriend and I went over to her house to have dinner. So we had about an hour until it was ready, so we decided to take some pictures of us. It was just playful at first, but then we started taking pictures of us kissing, which then lead to pictures of us making out. Then she just threw the camera and we were going at it pretty seriously, so we moved to her bed and keep at it for at least another 5 minutes or so. And just then, her mom walks in and tells us that dinner is on the table. Of course at this time I was on top of her and we were making out pretty heavily, so she sees us and says exactly this, "Oh, I guess you guys have already started on the appetizer." Needless to say, Tex-Mex had never been less festive...

[sunpoison]

O.K I was just singing along to a cd while it was turned up really loud and theres no-one in the house. That is until my mum came home early and was stood in the doorway watching me. She then laughed, a lot. It was mucho embarrassing. But I thought I'd start a thread about funny embarrassing situations (just to make myself feel better!) Anyone got any?

Aw, that happens to me all the time. Just yesterday I was singing and dancing to Brand New's 'Jude Law And A Semester Abroad' ("DA-DA! TELL ALL THE ENGLISH BOYS YOU MEET!" etc etc, you get the idea) and my mom came in and just stared at me. I was like..."ehehe."

[Jra1]

i got stopped by a policewoman for peeing in public once...that was kinda embarassing, especially cos i was soo drunk that when she caught me it startled me and i pee'd on my leg, then couldnt get 'it' back inside my jeans.

she waited patiently tho...

[EvilButters]

Heh, wow, this thread is awesome. I can't say I can top the embarassing sex stories(since I'm a virgin...shhh) but I have one that can top some of these:

When I lived in CA, I had a bunch of kids I hung out with. All different ages. We weren't really friends, we just hung out. A lot of them were dicks but you know, I was young and a loser, and I would do anything not to be lonely. Anyway, this one day we're hanging out at what we called a sand park. There was, get this, sand and the typical playground equipment. Anyway, I see this Pepsi sitting there and one of the guys there says I can have it. I go to take a drink and realize it smells funny. I was like, "What's up with this?" The guy was like, "Nothing, it's fine." Being naive as fuck, I take a drink...Long story short, I can tell you that piss tastes exactly the way it smells :sick:

[punkpixie]

Heh, wow, this thread is awesome. I can't say I can top the embarassing sex stories(since I'm a virgin...shhh) but I have one that can top some of these:

When I lived in CA, I had a bunch of kids I hung out with. All different ages. We weren't really friends, we just hung out. A lot of them were dicks but you know, I was young and a loser, and I would do anything not to be lonely. Anyway, this one day we're hanging out at what we called a sand park. There was, get this, sand and the typical playground equipment. Anyway, I see this Pepsi sitting there and one of the guys there says I can have it. I go to take a drink and realize it smells funny. I was like, "What's up with this?" The guy was like, "Nothing, it's fine." Being naive as fuck, I take a drink...Long story short, I can tell you that piss tastes exactly the way it smells :sick:

hahahaha oh my. Mind you that was about as obvious as eating yellow snow....

[Signals Corrupted]

Heh, wow, this thread is awesome. I can't say I can top the embarassing sex stories(since I'm a virgin...shhh) but I have one that can top some of these:

When I lived in CA, I had a bunch of kids I hung out with. All different ages. We weren't really friends, we just hung out. A lot of them were dicks but you know, I was young and a loser, and I would do anything not to be lonely. Anyway, this one day we're hanging out at what we called a sand park. There was, get this, sand and the typical playground equipment. Anyway, I see this Pepsi sitting there and one of the guys there says I can have it. I go to take a drink and realize it smells funny. I was like, "What's up with this?" The guy was like, "Nothing, it's fine." Being naive as fuck, I take a drink...Long story short, I can tell you that piss tastes exactly the way it smells :sick:

this is my new favorite post ever HAAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAAHHA

[Love As Arson]

My ex can tell you what piss tastes like, and my mom can tell you what it looked like when I was letting my ex taste my piss.

[allelish]

My ex can tell you what piss tastes like, and my mom can tell you what it looked like when I was letting my ex taste my piss.
hahaha

[allelish]

this thread always needs to be on the first page

[sunpoison]

My ex can tell you what piss tastes like, and my mom can tell you what it looked like when I was letting my ex taste my piss.
Oh dear.


Oh dear.

[xglassjawx]

If I ever caught my daughter doing that (assuming that I have one now, which I don't and won't for at least 10 years), I'd never let her out of the house again.


That's harsh, it's only what every other human being in the whole world does lol

[a typicalcliche]

oh how embarrising!

[Brianfarg]

A moment of reflection by B-fargs:

Okay, let me set the scene. It's tenth grade in first-period Biology. We start talking about liver and kidney disorders. Anyone that knows me can tell you I have a horrible tolerance for blood--with this being said I will move on. I start to feel woozy and put my head on the desk; at some point everything goes black. I wake up--on the floor with my teacher staring at me, the only thing I could say was, "Ms. Mulroy, me waking up next to you has to be a crime."
"Oh, thank God you're all right, Brian."
"Excuse me? What just happened?" I attempt to stand. But she tells me to lay down. As it turns out I passed out for a minute or so and hit the floor. When she heard the loud thud that ensued the kid next to me said that I was just kidding; when he realized I had not gotten up and had spit my gum out he knew something was wrong. Don't worry folks it gets better--they called the nurse and told them to bring a wheelchair. By the time she arrived I was walking and making fun of the incident; nevertheless, they still wheeled me down to the nurse's office in a wheel chair. As we strolled along I greeted people as if I were the president.

It seems humorous, but I was embarrassed as hell.

[OKpunk05]

oh of course, i think EVERYONE is guilty of singing to a CD,,, extra loud. i remember i was listening to Distillers and i was in the shower and i had my small Cd player in there (thinking no one was home.) and i came ouf of the bathroom singing and my mom was standing there w. the "shut the fuck up" look on her face.. needless to say she did laugh....

[SicTrnsitGloria]

best thread of 2005

Haha i have a story. not exactly as funny as the other ones but its such a great thread i felt the need to participate.

So me, my roomates, and a few of my friends are incredibly bored. In the midst of playing Madden, one of my friends suggests going to the local bar to have a few drinks and a good time. On the ride there, we see this hip hop club. We decided that we should try something new even though we are all emo kids, we can try to fit in. So we get to dancing, you know, bumping and grinding like they do in that kind of club. Well I'm dancing with this one girl, and she has on those butt shorts. Needless to say, i started to get a stiffy. I adjusted myself so that I was sort of dancing with my left hip instead of with my crotchular area. The girl turned around and goes "What are you doing?" and put her hands on my hips to try to put me back in the normal position. Well, she missed my hips and grabbed my full on woody. She fell over laughing on the dance floor. I ran.

[I am all talk]

best thread of 2005

Haha i have a story. not exactly as funny as the other ones but its such a great thread i felt the need to participate.

So me, my roomates, and a few of my friends are incredibly bored. In the midst of playing Madden, one of my friends suggests going to the local bar to have a few drinks and a good time. On the ride there, we see this hip hop club. We decided that we should try something new even though we are all emo kids, we can try to fit in. So we get to dancing, you know, bumping and grinding like they do in that kind of club. Well I'm dancing with this one girl, and she has on those butt shorts. Needless to say, i started to get a stiffy. I adjusted myself so that I was sort of dancing with my left hip instead of with my crotchular area. The girl turned around and goes "What are you doing?" and put her hands on my hips to try to put me back in the normal position. Well, she missed my hips and grabbed my full on woody. She fell over laughing on the dance floor. I ran.

you don't need girls to accidentally grab your boner, you should be embarrassed enough that you refer to yourself as an emo kid.

A good friend of mine used to sleep over at this boys house when she was really little and they grew up together. When they were about 12 he woke up and told her he had a wet dream. Not knowing what that was she ran to his mom and told her because she thought it was something funny. Needless to say, hilarity did not ensue.

[SicTrnsitGloria]

you don't need girls to accidentally grab your boner, you should be embarrassed enough that you refer to yourself as an emo kid.
Dude, your 17, and your telling me that i should be embarrased calling myself an emo kid? First of all, most of this site listens to alot of emo, and most of this site is under 21. Therefore, alot of this site can refer to themselves as emo kids. Hell, im almost 23 and I still do.
I dont know what pleasure you get out of being a jackass. Ok im done ranting.

[I am all talk]

Dude, your 17, and your telling me that i should be embarrased calling myself an emo kid? First of all, most of this site listens to alot of emo, and most of this site is under 21. Therefore, alot of this site can refer to themselves as emo kids. Hell, im almost 23 and I still do.
I dont know what pleasure you get out of being a jackass. Ok im done ranting.

so I'm 17. What are you trying say?

My problem with you calling yourself an emo kid is that you try so hard to give yourself a label. Listen to music, don't worry if it is emo, or punk, or hardcore, just listen to it. Stop trying to label yourself to fit in.

[Jra1]

so I'm 17. What are you trying say?

My problem with you calling yourself an emo kid is that you try so hard to give yourself a label. Listen to music, don't worry if it is emo, or punk, or hardcore, just listen to it. Stop trying to label yourself to fit in.

labels exist regardless of your distaste for him... he listens to emo, probably dresses in a typical emo way, why not refer to himself as an emo kid?

i listen to emo/hardcore, but i don't regularly dress to fit the music, so i dont refer to myself by that label...but if i did fit the parameters id accept the label.

as for my embarassing story... well, i sing alot... but i don't get embarassed by it, if my parents hear me it's their problem, not mine :P

[SicTrnsitGloria]

labels exist regardless of your distaste for him... he listens to emo, probably dresses in a typical emo way, why not refer to himself as an emo kid?

i listen to emo/hardcore, but i don't regularly dress to fit the music, so i dont refer to myself by that label...but if i did fit the parameters id accept the label.

as for my embarassing story... well, i sing alot... but i don't get embarassed by it, if my parents hear me it's their problem, not mine :P
scene points for you. exactly my point. now on with more stories :)

[S.O.S]

One time i was jumping around and singing in my room to NFG and my dad walked in, so to dampen the embarrassment i continued to do it to pretend i didn't care that he was there.

And just about 3 hours ago in school, we were made to do ballroom dancing in preparation for this ball we have soon, and i was pissing about with a few people then i started running and tried to slide (MJ style) only to find out that the grip on my shows are grippier than your average and i proceeded to hit the deck like a sack of shit. I was so embarrassed that i actually thought for a whole minute that it wasn't actually happening. People were laughing. :headshake
That one made me laugh. I'm sorry. I have something like that.

This one time (at band camp, sorry, that just poped into my head). Anyways, this one time, I think I was like 15 or something. I was at the shopping mall with my ma and she went down a level on the escalaters(?) cuz I was in the music shop checking out the CDs, and I take AGES to find what I want, so anyways, after I was done getting my shit I went running out of the shop and down the escalaters to meet my ma and as I got to the bottom of them I didnt notice the sign about the "wet floor" and I went sliding on my knees MJ style :p I was sooooo embassred and this man asked me if I was okay LMAO

I can just say I did a pretty awesome MJ.

[Jra1]

That one made me laugh. I'm sorry. I have something like that.

This one time (at band camp, sorry, that just poped into my head). Anyways, this one time, I think I was like 15 or something. I was at the shopping mall with my ma and she went down a level on the escalaters(?) cuz I was in the music shop checking out the CDs, and I take AGES to find what I want, so anyways, after I was done getting my shit I went running out of the shop and down the escalaters to meet my ma and as I got to the bottom of them I didnt notice the sign about the "wet floor" and I went sliding on my knees MJ style :p I was sooooo embassred and this man asked me if I was okay LMAO

I can just say I did a pretty awesome MJ.

were you touching kids while you were sliding along the floor? cos its just not a good impression otherwise...

[S.O.S]

were you touching kids while you were sliding along the floor? cos its just not a good impression otherwise...
ROFLMAO. No I wasn't. Wait, no, yes, I can't remember :p

I hate that man so much!

[punkpixie]

ROFLMAO. No I wasn't. Wait, no, yes, I can't remember :p

I hate that man so much!

yeah, and were you black but now you're white?

[S.O.S]

yeah, and were you black but now you're white?
Now, if you're talking about the style of music I like then yes, I used to like Hip hop and rap, but now I'm into white dudes singing. LOL. But my skin colour has always been white ;)

[Tony Pascarella]

Ah, the wonders of bleach!

[brandnewtbs23]

i was golfing and i fell in the creek trying to jump it

i was only wet knee deep but when i got back to the teebox there were two really hot girls from my class and i could hear them whispering and shit

sucked

[Dan CiTi]

This one time I was soooooo embarrassed. Oh wait. That's everyday.

[Chris Fallon]

Serious bumpage.

[Kassie09]

that's embarrassing?
I sing and dance all the time.
My mom also makes fun of it and tells me to audition for American Idol, but I realize she's just jealous of muh skillz.

[hero_dujour]

When I was 13 I went to my dad's aunt's beach house for a day. After the beach, my aunt showed me where the bathrooms were, and told me I oculd shower there after lunch if I wanted. There were two doors to the bathroom, one leading to the girls room and the other to the main hallway. She locked the hallway door for me cause she said it was really hard to do. So after lunch I go to take my shower, but one of the maids (it's in South America) had been cleaning and unlocked the door, and the fucking thing wouldn't lock! I figured it was no big deal, cause what were the chances of someone walking in. And so of course, the second I'm undressed and about to get in the shower, some 17 year old third-cousin or something like that of mine walks in.

This next one isn't mine but at the mall I was talking to some guys and one sits down, and the other sits down on top of him as a joke. The guy above suddenly jumps and screams "WTF is that a boner?!?!?"
It was very funny.

[andrew4045]

Hmm...I have a few.


The first time I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her parents, she got this awesome idea to make out in her bedroom. Well, her mom is a tad suspicious, so here she comes into the room, to find my girlfriend, shirt up, pants off, straddling me on her bed.
Yeah, wonderful first impression.

good stuff.

[ActionActionFan]

I try to repress all my embarrassing moments.

[Smash Adams]

trying to hit the high note on take on me on a bus full of about 50 other 13 year old kids

[4N6 science]

I was 13, mid-pueburty, and I was hanging out with a few of my friends. This one girl and me were always real touchy, like hugging alot and she would always sit on my lap, but it was nothing more than just being friends. So I was sitting on the couch talking to someone else when in walks this girl and she immediatly comes over to sit in my lap, which would've been fine, except I had one of those random boners you get that age. So she ran over to me and gave me no time to prepare or move it or anything. She sits down and immediatly shreaks and runs off. Then she proceeded to tell all her friends, and I don't think I've seen her since...yeah that's hard to top...

that is quite embarrassing.. i remember those random boners you'd get in class in HS, god damn puberty..

[quarterhorse101]

hahaha, it may be considered gross, so don't read past this if you're easily grossed out...

So, I was giving my girlfriend oral.
And she neglected to inform me that she was on her period. And I was thinking "this tastes like pennies." So, I was wearing a grey t-shirt, and I didn't get any of the blood on my face or anything like that, but my shirt looked like I had a massive nosebleed or something.

It was rough.

The whole oral during the period thing isn't so bad, if you catch her on a light-flow day.

Commence the grossed-out ness

ew.

Heh, wow, this thread is awesome. I can't say I can top the embarassing sex stories(since I'm a virgin...shhh) but I have one that can top some of these:

When I lived in CA, I had a bunch of kids I hung out with. All different ages. We weren't really friends, we just hung out. A lot of them were dicks but you know, I was young and a loser, and I would do anything not to be lonely. Anyway, this one day we're hanging out at what we called a sand park. There was, get this, sand and the typical playground equipment. Anyway, I see this Pepsi sitting there and one of the guys there says I can have it. I go to take a drink and realize it smells funny. I was like, "What's up with this?" The guy was like, "Nothing, it's fine." Being naive as fuck, I take a drink...Long story short, I can tell you that piss tastes exactly the way it smells :sick:

haha

i don't really get embarrassed easily but i remember i was i was in the center of my town once and my friend made me laugh so hard i peed my pants. it was a long, warm, and uncomfortable walk to my car.

[lovely864md]

I was once pantsed completely (underwear and all) in the middle of a crowded ski lodge. I shrieked in surprise, so basically anyone with a clear view got a look. To this day I'm not sure if any of my teachers saw (it was ski club).

I also once threw up while singing in the church youth choir in front of the whole church. I sneezed and got a bloody nose at the same time. And not only that, I sprinted out of there with several middle aged women chasing after me trying to help. Oh, and my mother was the choir director.

[xEBVDRUMSx]

A moment of reflection by B-fargs:

Okay, let me set the scene. It's tenth grade in first-period Biology. We start talking about liver and kidney disorders. Anyone that knows me can tell you I have a horrible tolerance for blood--with this being said I will move on. I start to feel woozy and put my head on the desk; at some point everything goes black. I wake up--on the floor with my teacher staring at me, the only thing I could say was, "Ms. Mulroy, me waking up next to you has to be a crime."
"Oh, thank God you're all right, Brian."
"Excuse me? What just happened?" I attempt to stand. But she tells me to lay down. As it turns out I passed out for a minute or so and hit the floor. When she heard the loud thud that ensued the kid next to me said that I was just kidding; when he realized I had not gotten up and had spit my gum out he knew something was wrong. Don't worry folks it gets better--they called the nurse and told them to bring a wheelchair. By the time she arrived I was walking and making fun of the incident; nevertheless, they still wheeled me down to the nurse's office in a wheel chair. As we strolled along I greeted people as if I were the president.

It seems humorous, but I was embarrassed as hell.

Best part of that whole story.

[Chris Fallon]

I can tell a funny story that was embarrassing to someone else because of me.

At a basketball game one time in high school, my friend was behind me and she was wearing sweatpants. One of my buddies told me to pants her because well ... that was my shtick in high school: I was the immature class clown. So when the moment was right, when we were all standing up, cheering ... I turned around and pulled her pants right down. Trouble was, she had not shaved her vag in .. maybe ever, and it was coming out from all sides of her underwear.

I immediately turned back, horrified and I just tried to pretend it never happened. One of my friends have grown his hair out that year and we told him it looked like that girls bush, and the joke never died from there on out.

[SLoT]

for some reason i used to get bones everyday in algebra class. so it was always a big effort to try and move my ass as far back in the seat and lean forward all class (dudes should know why i did this) i sat in the front row next to a beautiful girl. every friday we had to pass in our tests to the back meaning i had to walk by her and through the sea of desks to my teachers with a bone. eventually she saw it and kindly smiled at me and from that day whenever i get one, i let it fly as is. no trying to hide. also, everytime ive ever been to my friends bryons house i shit myself. not from laughing, apparently because his house makes me shit myself. its pretty awkward. i also called my sixth grade teacher mom from across the room. i also was goofing off in a park one time when it was raining. so i was running around in a speedo of course, and i apparently ran right through a birthday party for some little kid and his 40 friends and parents. that was great. not embarrassing.