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13th hour
02/09/05, 09:41 AM
Below is a bulletin I made on Myspace.
If you agree with it, and you didnt see it when I posted it, feel free to repost it.


So today, I was bored, and I was just going through random myspace profiles.
All I have to say is, "wow". I cannot believe how stupid some people are. So to make things easier on people to realize if they are retarted or not, Ive decided to compile an easy myspace list to tell if you are retarted. Lets begin the fun.
By the way, please repost this, so hopefully people will see this and realize, "whoa, Im retarted, I shouldn't be such a tool."
anyway, here we go:

1) If you change between capital letters and lower case letters in one word (not including proper capitilization), you are retarted. Here is an example: "hEy YaLL, HowZ U DoiNg??!!"
If you do that, you are retarted.

2) If you have a Good Charlotte video on your profile, and you like to write about how sad you are in your blog, and how everyone at school and home doesnt understand you because you are "unique" and "pUnk rAwk", you are retarted. You are in a special level of retartdation if in the same blog, you write about how you cant wait to go to Hot Topic and pick up the new "totally sweet" Yellowcard T shirt.

3) If you write random stuff next to pictures or in comments such as, "OMG LMFAO!!!! lol!!!!1", "BfffFFFF 4EVa!", "hEy cal m3 sometime so we can hang out k what are u doing 2morrow?", you are retarted. Just to clarify this point, "L33t sp34k" is also retarted, and so is anyone who doesnt use (or at least attempt to use) proper grammar, spelling, or punctuation.

4) If you have more than 5 quizzes or random pictures in your profile (I saw one girls profile who had 6 pictures from the movie Van Helsing. Did she not realize that movie was terrible?), you are retarted. I dont care what American City you are, and I sure as hell dont care who you best relate to from the "O.C." or whatever similiar craptacular show is popular this month.

If you are an offender of any of these, I strongly encourage you to STOP what you are doing, for the sake of everyone. If you agree with me, please repost this. Myspace retardation IS preventable, help me put an end to it.

hahahaha isnt that awesome?

Speyside
02/09/05, 09:42 AM
I agree with you, but I'm not going to repost this...

The Marc
02/09/05, 10:21 AM
You forgot....

5) Pathetic attempts to get hit on girls, lame spamming to gain multiple friends, and sad efforts to get their blogs reposted.

selftitled85
02/09/05, 10:31 AM
haha if you havent looked at craig yet you should. haha he fucking rules.

aminorthreat55
02/09/05, 10:50 AM
1. Try not to use the word 'retard' so much. It gets kind of offensive to some people (not me, just saying), and it doesn't exactly show that you have a great vocabulary.
2. Most of those things are true.

theESCO
02/09/05, 12:05 PM
:wonders if his name is an offense of rule 1:

Louise Heng
02/09/05, 12:08 PM
you are also retarded if you spell "RETARDED" wrong several times in one bulletin.

SkaBum14
02/09/05, 12:11 PM
you are also retarded if you spell "RETARDED" wrong several times in one bulletin.

Haha. I was going to point that out, but was too lazy and didn't care.....especially since one part of the list mentions using correct grammar and spelling.

Louise Heng
02/09/05, 12:15 PM
Haha. I was going to point that out, but was too lazy and didn't care.....especially since one part of the list mentions using correct grammar and spelling.
yeah.... i stopped reading after point 2.

retarted, wouldn't that mean something like it was put back into a tart? like a pie that fell out of it's crust/tart and was fixed?

theESCO
02/09/05, 12:39 PM
Someone gave me negative scene points...THESE ARE MY LIFE, DONT TAKE THEM FROM ME! :(

mondeoman
02/09/05, 03:52 PM
So I was just gonna ignore this thread and then this girl:
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfi le&friendID=5343964&Mytoken=20050209154916
decided she wanted to be my friend. Ummm no.
This is the generation that's gonna take care of me in the nursing home? Dude I'm scared.

richter915
02/09/05, 04:35 PM
So I was just gonna ignore this thread and then this girl:
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfi le&friendID=5343964&Mytoken=20050209154916
decided she wanted to be my friend. Ummm no.
This is the generation that's gonna take care of me in the nursing home? Dude I'm scared.
you should do her...in the ass.

mondeoman
02/09/05, 07:37 PM
you should do her...in the ass.
"I'm gonna screw her in a very uncomfortable place."
"What like the back of a Volkswagen?"

selftitled85
02/09/05, 07:40 PM
"I'm gonna screw her in a very uncomfortable place."
"What like the back of a Volkswagen?"


god i love mallrats

mondeoman
02/09/05, 07:41 PM
god i love mallrats
Me too. One of my top 5 favorites.