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so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.
Yo mama is so fat she's overweight.
spikeXtheXpunch
10/08/08, 06:13 PM
oh wow. I didn't know people still said yo mama jokes.
Burning Star IV
10/08/08, 06:15 PM
Yo momma's so fat, Obi-Wan said "That's not a star, that's yo momma!"
yo mama's so fat she makes jabba the hutt look anorexic.
Burning Star IV
10/08/08, 06:21 PM
Yo momma's so dumb, she though Jar Jar came with pickles pickles.
your mama's so fat she fell to the dark side and couldn't get up.
4N6 science
10/08/08, 06:29 PM
yo momma is soooo Fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
morebreakdowns
10/08/08, 06:30 PM
yo momma is so big, when she walked she tripped over k-mart and landed right on target
your mama's so slutty, she let me fuck her! i am your father!
(love star wars)
mattmatumbo
10/08/08, 07:45 PM
yo mama's so fat she's got diabetes hehehehe!
Burning Star IV
10/08/08, 07:47 PM
Lol, diabeetus.
mattmatumbo
10/08/08, 07:56 PM
Lol, diabeetus.
liberty medical, for yer diabeetus needs
AP_Punk
10/08/08, 08:07 PM
your mom!
industrialbelt
10/08/08, 08:15 PM
Yo momma's so fat, Obi-Wan said "That's not a star, that's yo momma!"
i believe you mean "that's no moon".
your mama's so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.
AP_Punk
10/08/08, 09:05 PM
mine?
every time ;-)
remedyeli
10/08/08, 09:08 PM
This video was so good, it's the reason why yo momma jokes are now old.
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DannySniper
10/08/08, 09:27 PM
So many errors in this thread.
It's not 'Mom', it's 'Mum'.
just.Starla.
10/09/08, 08:01 AM
yo momma's so ugly she's only been married twice! haha
DaveZeroZero
10/09/08, 10:44 AM
Your mom's so fat that, when she fell out of space, she extincted the dinosaurs.
alecksisx33
10/09/08, 10:56 AM
oh dear.
skashroomking
10/09/08, 02:13 PM
Your mom's so fat that, when she fell out of space, she extincted the dinosaurs.
lol
Prestonxsmith
10/09/08, 02:22 PM
Your mom is so fat, google earth was her wedding photographer.
skashroomking
10/09/08, 02:29 PM
once again, lol to that!
just.Starla.
10/09/08, 03:02 PM
Your mom is so fat, google earth was her wedding photographer.
:lol:
eHaMpToN
10/09/08, 03:04 PM
this thread=bad
lew_1987
10/09/08, 04:06 PM
Your 'mom' is so old that she owes Jesus $5.
lol
yo mama's so nasty she made right guard turn left.
.invisible ink.
10/09/08, 05:32 PM
Yo momma's so dumb, she though Jar Jar came with pickles pickles.
that made me giggle giggle.
your momma's so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid.
4N6 science
10/09/08, 07:23 PM
that made me giggle giggle.
your momma's so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid.
That's fucking gross.
thespearkid
10/10/08, 05:45 AM
Your momma's so dumb, she actually thought this thread was funny.
your mama's so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Your momma's so dumb, she actually thought this thread was funny.
nice, lol.
alice+interiors
10/10/08, 07:35 AM
Your 'mom' is so old that she owes Jesus $5.
Only one? Shocked.
http://lh3.ggpht.com/bspcn.com/R1Gbc1w-glI/AAAAAAAABic/WFmn0OdFqfo/s288/20070608yomomma1.jpg
pilot_light_out
10/10/08, 09:07 AM
what a dumb fucking show
crushlustcrash
10/10/08, 09:57 AM
what a dumb fucking show
agreed
caLLmEnOoNe
10/10/08, 10:00 AM
people in this thread should go on the show
just.Starla.
10/10/08, 10:24 AM
http://lh3.ggpht.com/bspcn.com/R1Gbc1w-glI/AAAAAAAABic/WFmn0OdFqfo/s288/20070608yomomma1.jpg
I thought I was the only one that remembered that show.
people in this thread should go on the show
I think it got cancelled
oncedarkness
10/10/08, 10:44 AM
lol
yo mama's so nasty she made right guard turn left.
FOR THE WIN!
someone said "alien" ... she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up.
nikkidynac
10/11/08, 10:15 AM
Your mumma is so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Your mumma is so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
nice.
yo mama's so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
Smash Adams
10/11/08, 06:35 PM
yo mama's so hot that men often compliment her on her appearance and if she was not in a loving relationship with your father she would have no issues finding a date and would never be lonely
yo mama's so hot that men often compliment her on her appearance and if she was not in a loving relationship with your father she would have no issues finding a date and would never be lonely
why did you change your avatar.
Smash Adams
10/11/08, 06:44 PM
why did you change your avatar.
wanted something vaguely halloween related, will probably get one that's a bit scarier
wanted something vaguely halloween related, will probably get one that's a bit scarier
oh..ok, when is halloween?
Smash Adams
10/11/08, 06:50 PM
oh..ok, when is halloween?
three weeks from yesterday, no clue when Pam will be back but she will be
three weeks from yesterday, no clue when Pam will be back but she will be
who's pam and what are you going as?
BJW7191
10/12/08, 10:41 PM
oh..ok, when is halloween?
october 31... same day every year
andrewa5
10/12/08, 11:13 PM
Your mumma is so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
hahahaa never heard that one!
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