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kaycey
10/08/08, 05:38 PM
so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.

liar23
10/08/08, 05:47 PM
lol

bung
10/08/08, 06:12 PM
Yo mama is so fat she's overweight.

spikeXtheXpunch
10/08/08, 06:13 PM
oh wow. I didn't know people still said yo mama jokes.

Burning Star IV
10/08/08, 06:15 PM
Yo momma's so fat, Obi-Wan said "That's not a star, that's yo momma!"

kaycey
10/08/08, 06:20 PM
yo mama's so fat she makes jabba the hutt look anorexic.

Burning Star IV
10/08/08, 06:21 PM
Yo momma's so dumb, she though Jar Jar came with pickles pickles.

kaycey
10/08/08, 06:24 PM
your mama's so fat she fell to the dark side and couldn't get up.

4N6 science
10/08/08, 06:29 PM
yo momma is soooo Fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.

morebreakdowns
10/08/08, 06:30 PM
yo momma is so big, when she walked she tripped over k-mart and landed right on target

liar23
10/08/08, 06:30 PM
hahahaha

kaycey
10/08/08, 06:35 PM
your mama's so slutty, she let me fuck her! i am your father!
(love star wars)

mattmatumbo
10/08/08, 07:45 PM
yo mama's so fat she's got diabetes hehehehe!

Burning Star IV
10/08/08, 07:47 PM
Lol, diabeetus.

mattmatumbo
10/08/08, 07:56 PM
Lol, diabeetus.

liberty medical, for yer diabeetus needs

AP_Punk
10/08/08, 08:07 PM
your mom!

liar23
10/08/08, 08:11 PM
your mom!
mine?

industrialbelt
10/08/08, 08:15 PM
Yo momma's so fat, Obi-Wan said "That's not a star, that's yo momma!"
i believe you mean "that's no moon".

kaycey
10/08/08, 08:28 PM
your mama's so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.

AP_Punk
10/08/08, 09:05 PM
mine?

every time ;-)

remedyeli
10/08/08, 09:08 PM
This video was so good, it's the reason why yo momma jokes are now old.

KIeq4i-us8I

DannySniper
10/08/08, 09:27 PM
So many errors in this thread.

It's not 'Mom', it's 'Mum'.

just.Starla.
10/09/08, 08:01 AM
yo momma's so ugly she's only been married twice! haha

DaveZeroZero
10/09/08, 10:44 AM
Your mom's so fat that, when she fell out of space, she extincted the dinosaurs.

alecksisx33
10/09/08, 10:56 AM
oh dear.

skashroomking
10/09/08, 02:13 PM
Your mom's so fat that, when she fell out of space, she extincted the dinosaurs.
lol

Prestonxsmith
10/09/08, 02:22 PM
Your mom is so fat, google earth was her wedding photographer.

skashroomking
10/09/08, 02:29 PM
once again, lol to that!

just.Starla.
10/09/08, 03:02 PM
Your mom is so fat, google earth was her wedding photographer.
:lol:

eHaMpToN
10/09/08, 03:04 PM
this thread=bad

lew_1987
10/09/08, 04:06 PM
Your 'mom' is so old that she owes Jesus $5.

kaycey
10/09/08, 05:10 PM
lol

yo mama's so nasty she made right guard turn left.

.invisible ink.
10/09/08, 05:32 PM
Yo momma's so dumb, she though Jar Jar came with pickles pickles.

that made me giggle giggle.

your momma's so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid.

4N6 science
10/09/08, 07:23 PM
that made me giggle giggle.

your momma's so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid.

That's fucking gross.

thespearkid
10/10/08, 05:45 AM
Your momma's so dumb, she actually thought this thread was funny.

kaycey
10/10/08, 06:57 AM
your mama's so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Your momma's so dumb, she actually thought this thread was funny.
nice, lol.

alice+interiors
10/10/08, 07:35 AM
Your 'mom' is so old that she owes Jesus $5.
Only one? Shocked.

kaycey
10/10/08, 07:39 AM
http://lh3.ggpht.com/bspcn.com/R1Gbc1w-glI/AAAAAAAABic/WFmn0OdFqfo/s288/20070608yomomma1.jpg

pilot_light_out
10/10/08, 09:07 AM
what a dumb fucking show

crushlustcrash
10/10/08, 09:57 AM
what a dumb fucking show

agreed

caLLmEnOoNe
10/10/08, 10:00 AM
people in this thread should go on the show

just.Starla.
10/10/08, 10:24 AM
http://lh3.ggpht.com/bspcn.com/R1Gbc1w-glI/AAAAAAAABic/WFmn0OdFqfo/s288/20070608yomomma1.jpg

I thought I was the only one that remembered that show.

people in this thread should go on the show

I think it got cancelled

oncedarkness
10/10/08, 10:44 AM
lol

yo mama's so nasty she made right guard turn left.

FOR THE WIN!

kwsqd
10/10/08, 10:47 AM
someone said "alien" ... she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up.

nikkidynac
10/11/08, 10:15 AM
Your mumma is so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

kaycey
10/11/08, 06:32 PM
Your mumma is so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
nice.

yo mama's so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight.

Smash Adams
10/11/08, 06:35 PM
yo mama's so hot that men often compliment her on her appearance and if she was not in a loving relationship with your father she would have no issues finding a date and would never be lonely

kaycey
10/11/08, 06:38 PM
yo mama's so hot that men often compliment her on her appearance and if she was not in a loving relationship with your father she would have no issues finding a date and would never be lonely
why did you change your avatar.

Smash Adams
10/11/08, 06:44 PM
why did you change your avatar.
wanted something vaguely halloween related, will probably get one that's a bit scarier

kaycey
10/11/08, 06:47 PM
wanted something vaguely halloween related, will probably get one that's a bit scarier
oh..ok, when is halloween?

Smash Adams
10/11/08, 06:50 PM
oh..ok, when is halloween?

three weeks from yesterday, no clue when Pam will be back but she will be

kaycey
10/11/08, 06:56 PM
three weeks from yesterday, no clue when Pam will be back but she will be
who's pam and what are you going as?

BJW7191
10/12/08, 10:41 PM
oh..ok, when is halloween?


october 31... same day every year

andrewa5
10/12/08, 11:13 PM
Your mumma is so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
hahahaa never heard that one!