Ass licking

[up da punx]

Any fans?

[kaycey]

first!!!
no.
eat shit.

[up da punx]

first!!!
no.
eat shit.

That's kind of the point isn't it????


haha jk it requires a clean asshole

[kaycey]

That's kind of the point isn't it????


haha jk it requires a clean asshole
in all seriousness i would never do such a thing.....so anyway do you like it, how did it all start, did he/she ask you to do it, or was it pure instinct.

[SoggY ThE OnE]

No thank you.
If i wanted my breath to smell like shit (literally) i would take a deuce in the toilet, and then proceed to eat it.

[Ailite]

Never in a million years

[Fallinto_rhythm]

wtf! NO!!

[AP_Punk]

:moon::lick:

[Twizx]

My dog licks my asshole sometimes.

[wroteurname]

It's the kind of thing like, if it was in a porno, I'd probably like it, but if a girl was ever like oooow baby lick my ass, I run and hide.

[WakingTheMisery]

Wait, are we licking butthole or outer ass?

[Sventhegreat]

Inserting tongue into butt.

[WakingTheMisery]

I'm asking the thread maker. Don't assume.

[liar23]

never

[TheOtherAndrew]

I'm gonna go ahead and assume that poo tastes bad. So no.

[thesafeword]

The Rusty Trumbone?

[anamericangod]

Pretty sure the only girl who does this is Jenna Haze. I'd be willing to bet you are not fucking her.

[kaycey]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/theropingeffect/Women/JennaHaze.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^^Jenna Haze.

[thesafeword]

Pretty sure the only girl who does this is Jenna Haze. I'd be willing to bet you are not fucking her.
I'd be willing to bet that you're correct.

[up da punx]

Wait, are we licking butthole or outer ass?

both of course

[HelpMeSleep]

no fucking way.

[HelpMeSleep]

It's the kind of thing like, if it was in a porno, I'd probably like it, but if a girl was ever like oooow baby lick my ass, I run and hide.
run away and hide and then fap?

[up da punx]

Cmon I know there's some other dirty muthafuckas on this forum

[thespearkid]

At the risk of being labeled a "dirty muthafucka", I'd be open to trying it.

[kaycey]

At the risk of being labeled a "dirty muthafucka", I'd be open to trying it.
well good for you...:shrug:...lol

[underthetalking]

It's the kind of thing like, if it was in a porno, I'd probably like it, but if a girl was ever like oooow baby lick my ass, I run and hide.

If a girl ever told me to lick her ass I'd punch her in the face.

[sweetforever]

If a girl ever told me to lick her ass I'd punch her in the face.

I'd ask her to repeat the question and then ask her " what the hell is wrong with you" then get up and leave.

[berskyjr]

only if there was an oral dam.

[kaycey]

I'd ask her to repeat the question and then ask her " what the hell is wrong with you" then get up and leave.
id ask her to lick mine first, after she's done with my butt hole id then ask her what was wrong with her and get up and run for the nearest church.

[bluecrunchy]

Will there be any asshole bleaching involved?

[DaveZeroZero]

I bet it tastes like shit

/thread

[mattmatumbo]

tried it on my ex, wasnt too crazy but she was losing her mind cause it felt so good haha.

[DaveZeroZero]

tried it on my ex, wasnt too crazy but she was losing her mind cause it felt so good haha.
You should've just analled her, if she liked it so much.

[mattmatumbo]

You should've just analled her, if she liked it so much.

shoulda coulda woulda bro. sad thing is that she didnt do me after...

[kaycey]

tried it on my ex, wasnt too crazy but she was losing her mind cause it felt so good haha.
really?!?!?!

[DaveZeroZero]

shoulda coulda woulda bro. sad thing is that she didnt do me after...
what a bitch!

[pilot_light_out]

i'd lick Assy Mcgee's ass for sure

[up da punx]

tried it on my ex, wasnt too crazy but she was losing her mind cause it felt so good haha.

nice

[up da punx]

If a girl ever told me to lick her ass I'd punch her in the face.

I'd ask her to repeat the question and then ask her " what the hell is wrong with you" then get up and leave.

you guys need to man up and stuff your face in a big juicy ass

[Burning Star IV]

Nah.

[pilot_light_out]

you can die from swallowing poo

[boykosaurus]

If a girl ever told me to lick her ass I'd punch her in the face.

lol, that post just made my day.

[DaveZeroZero]

you can die from swallowing poo
It contains the potentially deadly Oxygen Dihydride, you know.

[pilot_light_out]

It contains the potentially deadly Oxygen Dihydride, you know.

http://leendertwilly.com/images/nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg

[OdeToTheSun]

I've licked cheeks, but I'd never actually lick the asshole.
Don't see why anyone would.

[berskyjr]

i'd lick Assy Mcgee's ass for sure
fuck ya you would.

[berskyjr]

I'm gonna go ahead and assume that poo tastes bad. So no.
it tastes like shit. kekeke

[parallelism]

Nothnx.

[wroteurname]

run away and hide and then fap?
YES

[kaycey]

lol, that post just made my day.
nice avatar.

[popdisaster00]

Pretty sure the only girl who does this is Jenna Haze. I'd be willing to bet you are not fucking her.
woah dude, watch more porn!

I've done it and do it.

[popdisaster00]

tried it on my ex, wasnt too crazy but she was losing her mind cause it felt so good haha.
he is absolutely telling the truth.

[PezMullet]

My friend did it to his girlfriend and he said it was fucking salty

[SoggY ThE OnE]

At the risk of being labeled a "dirty muthafucka", I'd be open to trying it.

lmfao.

[.invisible ink.]

My friend did it to his girlfriend and he said it was fucking salty

that's really gross, but i guess it could have been worse.

[patpratt]

Inserting tongue into butt.

please, for the love of god, tell me you have.

[HelpMeSleep]

If a girl ever told me to lick her ass I'd punch her in the face.
I'd ask her to repeat the question and then ask her " what the hell is wrong with you" then get up and leave.
good answers.

shoulda coulda woulda bro. sad thing is that she didnt do me after...
that's mean. reciprocity's key.

YES
I knew it. :-)

[Sventhegreat]

please, for the love of god, tell me you have.

Unfortunately, I have not. I'll leave that one you up to you.

[takemyhand]

gross!

[patpratt]

Unfortunately, I have not. I'll leave that one you up to you.


oh. i'll lick some ass.

[takemyhand]

oh. i'll lick some ass.

hahahahaaa

[up da punx]

hahahahaaa

don't be shy

[takemyhand]

don't be shy

... about what

[caress me down]

mmmm rimjobs <3

[AP_Punk]

that's why god made tongues.

[Lenny Hearts]

The Rusty Trumbone?
That made my week!
Worst thing ever invented!
And my friend is all about it!

[Lenny Hearts]

Pretty sure the only girl who does this is Jenna Haze. I'd be willing to bet you are not fucking her.
This is a bold faced lie
I know a few girls who are willing to lick assholes
My friend i just mentioned has dated a majority of them

[up da punx]

mmmm rimjobs <3

you enjoy them ay?

[up da punx]

... about what

wanting to bend over and let a lucky man go to town on your ass

[takemyhand]

ew! that's pretty raw

[up da punx]

oooh baby I like it raw

[AP_Punk]

X-)

[takemyhand]

too raw

[Lenny Hearts]

Ok ive finally made it through the whole thread while acting like i do work at my job
So here is the low down
Yeah it is potentially harmful
So are most things worth doing
Some people like it others don't
Try it and make an edjucated decision
I personally enjoy licking a girls ass
BUT (no pun intended there) she has to have a really nice ass

[AP_Punk]

having a dog do it would be better.

[Lenny Hearts]

having a dog do it would be better.
Ok...
I am a horrible human being and proud of it
That on the other is kinda crossing a line

[pinklipgloss]

Any fans?

riyl?

[eMart]

riyl?Balloon knots :shrug:

[eHaMpToN]

Never in a million years

/thread.

[DaveZeroZero]

having a dog do it would be better.
Remember that bit in-between songs on The Mark, Tom & Travis show where Mark's talking about his brother putting peanut butter on his dick and having the dog lick it off?

Classic.

[HelpMeSleep]

Remember that bit in-between songs on The Mark, Tom & Travis show where Mark's talking about his brother putting peanut butter on his dick and having the dog lick it off?

Classic.
I swear in middle school, everyone talked about this one science teacher, Mrs. Jones, who told a class that she put peanut butter on her vag and her dog lick it off to service herself since her husband died or something like that.

[DaveZeroZero]

I swear in middle school, everyone talked about this one science teacher, Mrs. Jones, who told a class that she put peanut butter on her vag and her dog lick it off to service herself since her husband died or something like that.
Haha, that sounds like the best school ever.

[HelpMeSleep]

Haha, that sounds like the best school ever.
unfortunately, I wasn't in that class so I missed it. although I don't know if that measures up to your epic sex ed class.

[DaveZeroZero]

unfortunately, I wasn't in that class so I missed it. although I don't know if that measures up to your epic sex ed class.
No, it's definitely better than that. A teacher telling her class that her dog licks peanut butter off of her vagina? Classic.

[HelpMeSleep]

No, it's definitely better than that. A teacher telling her class that her dog licks peanut butter off of her vagina? Classic.
haha. but I don't even know if that's true. this supposedly happened in a class with the grade above mine. although my little brother heard the same story too. we were talking about it at dinner one night.

[DaveZeroZero]

haha. but I don't even know if that's true. this supposedly happened in a class with the grade above mine. although my little brother heard the same story too. we were talking about it at dinner one night.
Vagina-eating dogs at dinner, eh? Your family's a lot more fun than mine.

[Callym]

My dog licks my asshole sometimes.

Lmao.

I suppose in some circumstances ass licking is.. okay. I wouldn't do it though.

[HelpMeSleep]

Vagina-eating dogs at dinner, eh? Your family's a lot more fun than mine.
hahah. actually I'm pretty sure if my parents heard what my brother and I were talking about, they would not have been happy. dinner at my parents' house usually consisted of endless sports talk and Gabe bashing. you're welcome to come over for dinner if you still think it sounds fun though.

[DaveZeroZero]

hahah. actually I'm pretty sure if my parents heard what my brother and I were talking about, they would not have been happy. dinner at my parents' house usually consisted of endless sports talk and Gabe bashing. you're welcome to come over for dinner if you still think it sounds fun though.
Why was there Gabe bashing at dinner? Or was that your brother rather than your parents?

[HelpMeSleep]

Why was there Gabe bashing at dinner? Or was that your brother rather than your parents?
both and my sisters too. my entire family hates Gabe with a passion. if he and I get married, we'll just have to spend less time with my family, I suppose.

[DaveZeroZero]

both and my sisters too. my entire family hates Gabe with a passion. if he and I get married, we'll just have to spend less time with my family, I suppose.
How do your parents know who Gabe is?

[HelpMeSleep]

How do your parents know who Gabe is?
because he's Gabe and I love him lol. they really hated him. although, a few months ago, I made them watch some of their tv appearances and The City Is At War video, and they didn't have much to make fun of him for. they actually thought he was mildly cool.

his birthday was yesterday btw. our birthdays are a week and a day apart. :-)

[DaveZeroZero]

because he's Gabe and I love him lol. they really hated him. although, a few months ago, I made them watch some of their tv appearances and The City Is At War video, and they didn't have much to make fun of him for. they actually thought he was mildly cool.

his birthday was yesterday btw. our birthdays are a week and a day apart. :-)
That's not all that interesting haha.

[HelpMeSleep]

That's not all that interesting haha.
haha. what part of that? the whole thing?

see, this is why my family hated Gabe. because I'd talk about him and they'd be like please stfu.

[DaveZeroZero]

haha. what part of that? the whole thing?

see, this is why my family hated Gabe. because I'd talk about him and they'd be like please stfu.
The birthday things.

[HelpMeSleep]

The birthday things.
oh haha. two years ago that was on my list of reasons why Gabe and I were meant for each other lol.

[DaveZeroZero]

oh haha. two years ago that was on my list of reasons why Gabe and I were meant for each other lol.
8 days is hardly a reason =]

[HelpMeSleep]

8 days is hardly a reason =]
haha. I know. :-)
that's why it's not on the list anymore. october birthdays are the best though.

[patpratt]

hahahahaaa

good lord you're adorable!

[takemyhand]

good lord you're adorable!

I try lol

[JJJ]

lol it's a lost art. Chicks love that shit, I must have a clean showered woman, and love her a lot to do this, but chicks love it.

[ActionActionFan]

My friend did it to his girlfriend and he said it was fucking salty

Haha that is disgusting.

[HelpMeSleep]

lol it's a lost art. Chicks love that shit, I must have a clean showered woman, and love her a lot to do this, but chicks love it.
haha. oh, John, you ass licker.

Haha that is disgusting.
lol really? I can think of much worse things it could have tasted like... salty would have been a relief to me if I were in that position.

[JJJ]

haha. oh, John, you ass licker.


What can I say. My baseball coach for all of highschool was a 25 year old teacher, and he was like all of my teams mentor and friend and he always told us "fuckers, learn the lost art. Chicks love that shit, man up and do it and perfect the lost art." such a wise man lol

Since I graduated, I get drunk with him sometimes. It kicks ass lol



But chicks really do love it, no joke. :-)

[HelpMeSleep]

What can I say. My baseball coach for all of highschool was a 25 year old teacher, and he was like all of my teams mentor and friend and he always told us "fuckers, learn the lost art. Chicks love that shit, man up and do it and perfect the lost art." such a wise man lol

Since I graduated, I get drunk with him sometimes. It kicks ass lol



But chicks really do love it, no joke. :-)
ahahahaha. your baseball coach is a total bamf. that's awesome! seriously though, that's hilarious, and that's really cool you get drunk with him sometimes.

:shrug: I've never had an ass licking so I wouldn't know. however, I feel that I would not be too willing to reciprocate.

[JJJ]

ahahahaha. your baseball coach is a total bamf. that's awesome! seriously though, that's hilarious, and that's really cool you get drunk with him sometimes.

:shrug: I've never had an ass licking so I wouldn't know. however, I feel that I would not be too willing to reciprocate.

yea he is pretty BA. good times lol

Well, you should allow it sometime, because you would loveee it.

NO NO NO NO, no reciprocation, ever. It's a guy's job to master this lost art, not his gf. ever.

[takemyhand]

this should be illegal

[fake empire]

this should be illegal

grow up

open your mind

[fake empire]

hahah

[HelpMeSleep]

yea he is pretty BA. good times lol

Well, you should allow it sometime, because you would loveee it.

NO NO NO NO, no reciprocation, ever. It's a guy's job to master this lost art, not his gf. ever.
ohhhh. no reciprocation? hahaha sigh of relief. I never want to lick a guy's ass lol.

in thats case, maybe I will let this happen someday. but only if the guy offers.

[JJJ]

ohhhh. no reciprocation? hahaha sigh of relief. I never want to lick a guy's ass lol.

in thats case, maybe I will let this happen someday. but only if the guy offers.

Yea, I wouldn't allow a chick to do that. Seems pretty fucken weird lol

But yes, definitely try that out. I don't know how many guys would offer though, it is the "lost art"

[takemyhand]

grow up

open your mind

lick my asshole

[JJJ]

^ I would.

[fake empire]

lick my asshole

sure

[takemyhand]

lmao iccck

[HelpMeSleep]

Yea, I wouldn't allow a chick to do that. Seems pretty fucken weird lol

But yes, definitely try that out. I don't know how many guys would offer though, it is the "lost art"
if I get my ass licked and enjoy it, you'll be the first person I tell, John.

[kaycey]

can i be the eight?

[drewziph]

The Rusty Trumbone?
My favourite.

[kaycey]

grow up

open your mind
i think she should open a bit more than her mind ;-)

[takemyhand]

lmao!

[Sic Transit Zeb]

lick my asshole

ya set yourself up there.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

idk if i'd do this, I would have to be incredibly drunk or something...

[takemyhand]

huh?

[WakeUpBlondie]

I luv me some rim

[HelpMeSleep]

this makes me think of the snl skit and how hilary clinton said she didn't like being called a flirj.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

just wanted my 1000th post to be in the thread about ass licking

[HelpMeSleep]

just wanted my 1000th post to be in the thread about ass licking
any sort of thousandth post should be in a great thread like this one.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

any sort of thousandth post should be in a great thread like this one.

haha, has to be!

[HelpMeSleep]

haha, has to be!
lol yup :-)

[Sic Transit Zeb]

lol yup :-)

how many posts is it until you get bolded and a bigger pic?

[Sic Transit Zeb]

huh?

is that to me

[HelpMeSleep]

how many posts is it until you get bolded and a bigger pic?
10k or if you're a member for two years, you'll get it.

[takemyhand]

is that to me

yeahh

[Sic Transit Zeb]

yeahh

Ha, my fault.

I was saying you set yourself up there, with the whole "lick my asshole" response.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

10k or if you're a member for two years, you'll get it.

damn, I have another year or 9K more posts. Another year it is.

[takemyhand]

lol oh, yeah haha

[kaycey]

just wanted my 1000th post to be in the thread about ass licking
hey congratulations!!!!!!!!!:party::che wy:

[Sic Transit Zeb]

hey congratulations!!!!!!!!!:party::che wy:

hahaha, thanks man

[Laur3l]

Nooooo

[HelpMeSleep]

damn, I have another year or 9K more posts. Another year it is.
hahah. that was what I thought too.

[pilot_light_out]

yum

[skashroomking]

cmon, asshole?

what am i, a dog?

i dont think so man, id totally eat out the pussy, but asshole?

[mattmatumbo]

so anyways, whats it feel like?

[Posthardcore]

I dont even think I'd do that if i was black out drunk. Then again i wouldnt remember

[rob_mylo]

The Rusty Trumbone?

bahaha, have you ever seen the movie the aristocrats? when andy dick acts it out. haha

[phil19]

ive never tried this and i have no desire too.

[Lenny Hearts]

To quote Samuel L Jackson from the movie True Romance
"I eat the pussy! I eat the ass! I eat everything!"
And I can't say it's all that horrible

[mattmatumbo]

To quote Samuel L Jackson from the movie True Romance
"I eat the pussy! I eat the ass! I eat everything!"
And I can't say it's all that horrible

ass licking tasted less bad than the pussy in my experience. but it still wasnt a trip to the candy store.

[kaycey]

pmub

[mattmatumbo]

my roommate said he prefers it more than eating pussy haha! i could only agree with him.

[princesschad]

Never.

[xxcellardoor]

id let a hot chick lick my ass just so i could tell everyone about it

and id prolly just rip one in her face just for shits and giggles

[lightupthesky]

not that i asked him to, but my ex totally used to do that all the time. he liked to do it, but it really did nothing for me. and i'd especially never do it.

[mattmatumbo]

really?!?!?!

yeah that was a wild night

what a bitch!

yeah i dumped consequently

[faithintheknife]

this thread is so fucking dirty.
i wouldn't do it.
vag is good enough for me.

[llwilliamsll]

It's the 21st Century. I think you can use Rimjob with everyone understanding.

[mattmatumbo]

It's the 21st Century. I think you can use Rimjob with everyone understanding.

haha i totally forgot that saying

[llwilliamsll]

haha i totally forgot that saying
:nono:

[AP_Punk]

lick my ass

[devint1990]

ribjobs.. lol



RJ'S ON ME!

[Lenny Hearts]

ribjobs.. lol



RJ'S ON ME!
Ok now for anyone who has seen Beerfest and knows a little more than I do...
WHAT THE FUCK IS A ZJ?!?!?!?!

[takemyhand]

wow

[kaycey]

eh?

[Lenny Hearts]

I seriously just want to know

[eMart]

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[popdisaster00]

my roommate said he prefers it more than eating pussy haha! i could only agree with him.
chyeah

[Lenny Hearts]

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
thank god someone said it!

[skashroomking]

iknow, right

[parallelism]

Haven't tried it, won't try it.

[up da punx]

you gotta lick it before you stick it

[kaycey]

that was some bump..... missed this thread.

[theguilt engine]

never done this, no.

[Lenny Hearts]

you gotta lick it before you stick it
This is a very good point
Most girls who aren't gonna let you at least try licking it certainly won't let you stick things in there

[fake empire]

yummy

[4N6 science]

Ok now I'm going to bump a really old thread.

[fake empire]

best thread evarrr

[morgan_w]

nope

[fake empire]

who would wanna lick your ass anyway Morgan

[takemyhand]

who would wanna lick your ass anyway Morgan

your mean!
bahaha, the real question is: who would want to lick anyone's ass?

[robat19]

a guy i used to work with said his girlfriend liked to lick his ass, so he always had to use nair on it.

[Heart-A-Tact]

your mean!
bahaha, the real question is: who would want to lick anyone's ass?

Not I.

[4N6 science]

Someone who likes to toss salads would.

[Giant Broccoli]

a guy i used to work with said his girlfriend liked to lick his ass, so he always had to use nair on it.
lmfao

[fake empire]

a guy i used to work with said his girlfriend liked to lick his ass, so he always had to use nair on it.

ain't nothin wrong with that

[kaycey]

who bumped this shit? blast from the past!

[sodamnclever]

I was just watching Sex and the City and there was a guy who enjoyed this.
It was a funny episode.
Thought I would share.

[quarterhorse101]

i was with a guy who asked me to do this...

[J.C.]

I know this is a controversial stance to take, but I'm going to have to come out against ass-licking.

There are many more sanitary ways to get somebody off.

[AP_Punk]

lick my ass.

[J.C.]

a guy i used to work with said his girlfriend liked to lick his ass, so he always had to use nair on it.

I have to question how much a guy cares about a girl who he'd let lick his ass.

But that's just me.

[robat19]

She must really like him though...

[J.C.]

Nah, it's more likely she's just incredibly insecure and willing to do almost anything to make sure the guy likes her. That's why most girls who act like freaks do so.

Guys get off easily. There's no reason to let a girl you respect and care about do that.

[fake empire]

Nah, it's more likely she's just incredibly insecure and willing to do almost anything to make sure the guy likes her. That's why most girls who act like freaks do so.

Guys get off easily. There's no reason to let a girl you respect and care about do that.

shut up

[fake empire]

i was with a guy who asked me to do this...

so did you do it?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

i was with a guy who asked me to do this...
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e84/Virus9484/l_50c4ea1a2e276940076a29b1f975ae-1.gif

....go on

[mattmatumbo]

i was with a guy who asked me to do this...

how'd that turn out?

[quarterhorse101]

so did you do it?

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e84/Virus9484/l_50c4ea1a2e276940076a29b1f975ae-1.gif

....go on

how'd that turn out?


haha
once i got down there i found out it was hairy and I don't do the whole 'natural floss' thing
plus he forgot about it soon after he asked, like i even needed to! psh!
he severely doubted my skill.

not sure if i would if asked again though, i'm usually open to new things

[fake empire]

it's good to try new things

[lightupthesky]

speaking from experience, asslicking has no place in my bedroom affairs.

[fake empire]

speaking from experience, asslicking has no place in my bedroom affairs.

Why not???

[atthegates]

you never go ass to mouth!

[tonyC4L]

Balloon knots :shrug:
i just bust out laughing in the library after reading this.

[lightupthesky]

Why not???

no pleasure, no care

[lightupthesky]

you never go ass to mouth!

sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgiveable to go ass to mouth.

[fake empire]

bump

[Greg]

sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgiveable to go ass to mouth.
haha what's funny is that at first glance you kinda look like the actress who said that

[lightupthesky]

bump
is that showalter in your avatar?

[lightupthesky]

haha what's funny is that at first glance you kinda look like the actress who said that
haha, i get that more often than i think i should.

[fake empire]

is that showalter in your avatar?

yes! are you fan?

[more heart]

would never do it nor expect anyone to do it. nasty!

[lightupthesky]

yes! are you fan?
why of course! i actually made a friend watch wet, hot american summer with me last night :-d

[fake empire]

why of course! i actually made a friend watch wet, hot american summer with me last night :-d

well then you are awesome

[Greg]

haha, i get that more often than i think i should.
hahaha it's all good, you def have a resemblance

[Gumbyjag]

you never go ass to mouth!

came in to say

[robat19]

because assholes taste good...

[DaveZeroZero]

because assholes taste good...
I hear they taste like chocolate starfish.

[robat19]

I hear they taste like chocolate starfish.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/spensman0110/Limp_Bizkit_Chocolate_Starfish_and_ .jpg

[Kbm600]

Yay for disease.

[Kassie09]

That album cover is one of the most disturbing things i have ever seen.

[spansen]

it doesn't even make sense.

man, i used to love limp bizkit in middle school.

[swt_catastrophe]

everytime i venture into pl, i find something more disturbing.
also, this needs repeating...
Nah, it's more likely she's just incredibly insecure and willing to do almost anything to make sure the guy likes her. That's why most girls who act like freaks do so.

Guys get off easily. There's no reason to let a girl you respect and care about do that.
truth.

[spansen]

not necessarily, ashley!

my ex was a freak and i am not.

[swt_catastrophe]

not necessarily, ashley!

my ex was a freak and i am not.
so you claim.
if think everyone should have some boundaries, that's all i was saying.

[spansen]

you bolded the whole statement so i don't know which part you're trying to emphasize.. but, after we broke up she told me she had toned down herself for me so much from what she used to have been because she didn't think i could handle it.

[mattmatumbo]

because assholes taste good...

well they don't taste horrible, but good? i cant agree with that statement.

[robat19]

well they don't taste horrible, but good? i cant agree with that statement.

I guess our tastes just differ :shrug:

[timbedinosaur]

I hate you.

[swt_catastrophe]

you bolded the whole statement so i don't know which part you're trying to emphasize.. but, after we broke up she told me she had toned down herself for me so much from what she used to have been because she didn't think i could handle it.
you can't handle the truth!

[HelpMeSleep]

oh geez. the ass licking's back.

[spansen]

you can't handle the truth!
just who do you think you are, miss?

[swt_catastrophe]

oh geez. the ass licking's back.
pro or anti? you can help me fight!
just who do you think you are, miss?
clearly you have no idea who you're dealing with
mwahahahah.

[spansen]

an out of school bored out of her mind pretty blond girl.

amiright?

[HelpMeSleep]

pro or anti? you can help me fight!
haha. not sure which side you are, but I'd have to say I'm anti. I will never lick any ass, and I'd have to say I don't love the idea of having mine licked.

[swt_catastrophe]

an out of school bored out of her mind pretty blond girl.

amiright?
you're mean.
haha. not sure which side you are, but I'd have to say I'm anti. I will never lick any ass, and I'd have to say I don't love the idea of having mine licked.
i'm with you. i think it's positively icky.

[spansen]

i thought i complimented you?

[swt_catastrophe]

the "out of school" part still stings!

[spansen]

yeah, well.. you're out of school.

[HelpMeSleep]

i'm with you. i think it's positively icky.
good! see, we agree on all the important issues!

the "out of school" part still stings!
:-(

[thesafeword]

oh geez. the ass licking's back.
Less ass licking, more elevator.

Haha.

[swt_catastrophe]

yeah, well.. you're out of school.
i prefer "taking a semester off"

[spansen]

from the south harmon institute of technology

[swt_catastrophe]

Less ass licking, more elevator.

Haha.
oh god. i don't even remember what thread that was from.
but it's still amazing, nonetheless

[swt_catastrophe]

i'm not going to be able to watch that movie for a while now..

[spansen]

poor girl

[HelpMeSleep]

Less ass licking, more elevator.

Haha.
haha. good call. :nod:

[swt_catastrophe]

haha. good call. :nod:

haha. good call. :nod:
double shot!

[HelpMeSleep]

haha. you got it before I got a chance to delete!

[spansen]

you had plenty a chance. i saw it before ashley posted but i didn't reply because there was nothing to say past what ashley said..

liarrrrrr

[robat19]

c'mon, i bumped this so i could hear you guys talk about ass licking!

[spansen]

well no one does that.