In light of all of the talk about the best and worst users, I present: a 5K thread.

[absolutecrunk]

Praise be to allahourcymbals

I'll thank everyone at 10K, if anyone's left.

Here are some Mike Tyson highlights to tide you over.
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[allhourcymbals]

:biggrin: <3333


You had me worried for a second there.

[avaluvr1]

....?

[allhourcymbals]

....? Get outta here, you.

[avaluvr1]

fuck off

[absolutecrunk]

This has gone exactly as I had planned so far.

[allhourcymbals]

fuck off
Fuck me

[avaluvr1]

good 4 u

[avaluvr1]

Fuck me
id rather not

[allhourcymbals]

id rather not
good 4 u

[liar23]

congrats

[Troggy]

Good stuff man!

[avaluvr1]

congrats
on what?
and is your avatar gerard way or what?

[liar23]

on what?
and is your avatar gerard way or what?
HAHAHAHA gerard way? are you fucking kidding me?! haha its nick urata you dumb bitch

[absolutecrunk]

I never know whether to say congratulations you posted so many times or commiserations your life is a website.
I try to toe the line. My post per day is about 3.5 and I know like 4 users' real names, all of this in attempt to feel like the dominant part of my lifestyle is non-computer related. Then again, who am I kidding?

[avaluvr1]

HAHAHAHA gerard way? are you fucking kidding me?! haha its nick urata you dumb bitch
idk!!! do u expect me to know people from bands i've never heard of??!!? theres 2 many out there!!

[liar23]

idk!!! do u expect me to know people from bands i've never heard of??!!? theres 2 many out there!!
fuck you

[avaluvr1]

fuck you
???!!!

[SamEyes]

fuck you

Hahahaha

[Getup and Dance]

Congrats, best and worst poster ever.

[Dr. Acula]

Congrats...one of the funniest posters on this site. Always crack me up.

[versus_god]

Good work, team.

[SamEyes]

Ooo Dr. Acula, I hear about you but I don't think we've ever talked, how are you?

[absolutecrunk]

Haha thank you everyone so far. You will all be properly recognized in my 10K thread, and then promptly made fun of HARD for being over 30 years old in a website that will be hyping Derek Whibley and Avril Lavigne's child's horrible band by then.

[allhourcymbals]

N A K E D W A R

[SamEyes]

Haha thank you everyone so far. You will all be properly recognized in my 10K thread, and then promptly made fun of HARD for being over 30 years old in a website that will be hyping Derek Whibley and Avril Lavigne's child's horrible band by then.

Hahaha, congrats mate.

I'm almost at my first milestone :-)

And man, that band is going to suck.

[Dr. Acula]

Ooo Dr. Acula, I hear about you but I don't think we've ever talked, how are you?

Laggin...but other then that, swell. And i hope good things! haha, how about you?

[11:11]

I always enjoy reading your posts. Congratulations.

[liar23]

I have a hundred eleven posts...
?????

[absolutecrunk]

When did that happen in this thread?

[Regards]

Screw the lower peninsula.

[Yes. And?]

Worst 5k thread ever. Crunk deserves better.

[tpnations]

This has gone exactly as I had planned so far.

Haha, +1

[IWasaCamera]

Congrats.

[absolutecrunk]

Worst 5k thread ever. Crunk deserves better.
Like I said earlier, I don't invest an abundance of time here. I usually just lurk for a little while out of the day and then post when I think I can say something funny. I don't do chat threads or recs or pics or PMs or n00dz or any of that nonsense, I'm just a casual user who is more of an observer than a partaker. Ergo, I deserve what I get. Casual thanks for a casual guy.

[lenard27]

Like I said earlier, I don't invest an abundance of time here. I usually just lurk for a little while out of the day and then post when I think I can say something funny. I don't do chat threads or recs or pics or PMs or n00dz or any of that nonsense, I'm just a casual user who is more of an observer than a partaker. Ergo, I deserve what I get. Casual thanks for a casual guy.


You've just crushed my hopes and dreams.

[thesafeword]

4 more years! 4 more years!

[El_Jeffe]

easily one of the better posters here. always has something funny, in a delightfully clever way, to say. i wish i knew more about what sort of tunes you're into though, i just see you popping up in the most bizarre threads haha. much love

[alice+interiors]

What Craig said, haha. Congrats man!

[Until The Bombs]

Good poster. Would like to see the original little jon avatar again. I can relate to the lurking more than posting.

[TheOtherAndrew]

I approve. But fuck the Red Wings.

[absolutecrunk]

I approve. But fuck the Red Wings.
Larry Arms' entire discography<<<<<<<<<<<<

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I mean, it's got a key change and like a 1 measure drum solo my god.

[Blake Solomon]

doin' it big! congrats!

[absolutecrunk]

easily one of the better posters here. always has something funny, in a delightfully clever way, to say. i wish i knew more about what sort of tunes you're into though, i just see you popping up in the most bizarre threads haha. much love
If you see me in a thread, it's usually because I like that artist. My taste in music is pretty sporadic which prevents me from being able to find a niche or musical identity but it's all good. I have a penchant for soul and reggae courtesy of mom, all things classic rock via dad, and seminal punk and emo via my sister. Everything else is me venturing out and trying to find music on my lonesome (which usually ends in failure). So there you have it. Me in a crunkshell.

[Chris Fallon]

Ray and I share a love for the Red Wings -- good work, proud of you.

[Maxwell]

cool poster, crappy milestone thread. :boobies:

[absolutecrunk]

Yeah, what a bust. Maybe there will be more traffic tomorrow. Or maybe I actually have done what I said I do and kept a safe distance from everyone so that they pay no mind. Either way, I'll keep on keepin on.

[Maxwell]

Keep fightin the cause brother.

Im just waiting for my 10k thread to be like :tumbleweed:

[allhourcymbals]

Like I said earlier, I don't invest an abundance of time here. I usually just lurk for a little while out of the day and then post when I think I can say something funny. I don't do chat threads or recs or pics or PMs or n00dz or any of that nonsense, I'm just a casual user who is more of an observer than a partaker. Ergo, I deserve what I get. Casual thanks for a casual guy.
What?

[lew_1987]

I'm surprised you've only just reached 5k. You seem cool.

[googirl8907]

Congrats.

[absolutecrunk]

I'm surprised you've only just reached 5k. You seem cool.
Quality over quantity, my friend.

[thespearkid]

One of my favorite posters with one of my favorite usernames. Congrats.

[Genuma]

yes

[El_Jeffe]

If you see me in a thread, it's usually because I like that artist. My taste in music is pretty sporadic which prevents me from being able to find a niche or musical identity but it's all good. I have a penchant for soul and reggae courtesy of mom, all things classic rock via dad, and seminal punk and emo via my sister. Everything else is me venturing out and trying to find music on my lonesome (which usually ends in failure). So there you have it. Me in a crunkshell.

i know where ya coming from about no musical niche, i'm the same, not that it ever bothers me haha. but walk me through this soul & reggae interest if you will mate, i know you're an al green fan, but what else along those paths are you feelin'? hard to find good reggae fans sometimes... well folks who actually understand the real side to it anyway

[CellarGhosts]

Congrats. Definitely one of the best posters here.

[lew_1987]

Quality over quantity, my friend.

Maybe there is a lesson I could learn in this...

[Until The Bombs]

Late pass: congratulations.

Edit: Just realized I posted in here already.

[DaveZeroZero]

Absolute5Krunk.

[GuitarR0cker1]

Congrats to a very good poster.

[micahistheballs]

One of the funniest posters around. I'm a fan. Congrats.

[DaveZeroZero]

Maybe there is a lesson I could learn in this...
Or, rather, that I could learn.

[absolutecrunk]

i know where ya coming from about no musical niche, i'm the same, not that it ever bothers me haha. but walk me through this soul & reggae interest if you will mate, i know you're an al green fan, but what else along those paths are you feelin'? hard to find good reggae fans sometimes... well folks who actually understand the real side to it anyway
That would be more of my mom to talk to since she is responsible for all things reggae in my life. She introduced me to the older stuff like King Tubby, Scratch Perry, Junior Byles, Prince Buster et al and then of course if you remember the Favorite Albums thread I still consider The Harder They Come my favorite soundtrack and like 4th favorite album of all time. Both my folks are huuuge Jimmy Cliff fans so from that soundtrack I discovered the more well-known stuff like Funky Kingston and the post-70s stuff by The Skatalites.

As far as dub is concerned, I really dig Scientist and used to listen to some other Greensleeves stuff like Eekamouse and Shabba Ranks but it's been a few years since I've spun them to be honest. Just recently Courtney turned me on to Fat Freddy's Drop and I've been impressed with what I've heard thus far.

That's about the extent of it. I used to be big on ska in middle school about 9 or 10 years ago but there isn't a whole lot to skank to in Michigan when it's -10C and the snow is up to your calves.

[El_Jeffe]

That would be more of my mom to talk to since she is responsible for all things reggae in my life. She introduced me to the older stuff like King Tubby, Scratch Perry, Junior Byles, Prince Buster et al and then of course if you remember the Favorite Albums thread I still consider The Harder They Come my favorite soundtrack and like 4th favorite album of all time. Both my folks are huuuge Jimmy Cliff fans so from that soundtrack I discovered the more well-known stuff like Funky Kingston and the post-70s stuff by The Skatalites.

As far as dub is concerned, I really dig Scientist and used to listen to some other Greensleeves stuff like Eekamouse and Shabba Ranks but it's been a few years since I've spun them to be honest. Just recently Courtney turned me on to Fat Freddy's Drop and I've been impressed with what I've heard thus far.

That's about the extent of it. I used to be big on ska in middle school about 9 or 10 years ago but there isn't a whole lot to skank to in Michigan when it's -10C and the snow is up to your calves.

damn, sign your old lady up to ap haha, some great artists right there. when fat freddy's released based on a true story a couple years back i brought it straight to ap, knowing some members would eat it up, & no one i've shown them to hasn't enjoyed them so far haha

greensleeves has their moments, but most of the bands on their roster don't do it for me. most (definitely not all) of them are that awful singer & back-up band playing tired rhythms set-up. doesn't sit well

& why isn't this thread close to being archived yet?!

[absolutecrunk]

Hahaha this thread got wedged in between the best and worst user threads and the Circa Survive thread ordeal. If I wanted recognition, I'd have a party with my friends; I don't expect you all to get hyped over this "milestone." Save it for the important things, like when a hot girl starts posting in a suicide thread. :rolleyes:

[Miss Heartcore]

Thank you for continuing to make me laugh.