View Full Version : Weed Anal and Noodz
Smash Adams
10/11/08, 03:55 PM
lol hi Chris
Chris Fallon
10/12/08, 04:53 AM
Awww, thinking of me? <3
HelpMeSleep
10/12/08, 05:07 AM
great thread.
Hermux-Tantamoq
10/12/08, 06:20 AM
This thread makes me want to stick an umbrella into someone's ass and open it.
HelpMeSleep
10/12/08, 06:25 AM
This thread makes me want to stick an umbrella into someone's ass and open it.
why, may I ask, is that?
Hermux-Tantamoq
10/12/08, 06:36 AM
why, may I ask, is that?
Dunno. :V
Herbal supplements are making my brain hang. I need some Ctrl+Alt+Del.
thespearkid
10/12/08, 07:41 AM
So the other day while I was smoking some Lamb's Breath, this chick sent me some n00dz of her dog. I was all like, what the fuck? She quickly texted me back and told me that her secret fantasy was always to watch her boyfriend anal a dog. At this point, I was shocked but still way too high to do anything but laugh hysterically at the whole situation. So I drive over to her house to see what the fuck is up and she's over there, stoned out of her mind, getting anal'd by some black motorcyclist while her dog is taking pictures with her t-mobile Sidekick (this product placement is brought to you by t-mobile). What a lil_slut! Needless to say, the biker is pretty pissed that I interrupted his fuck session so he pulls out and starts charging in my direction. It's at this point that I noticed that he his dick was concave (how he was managing to anal this chick, I'll never know). So I pull out my t-mobile Sidekick and snap a picture of it. The guy stops in his tracks, gets down on his knees and begs me not to post the n00dz in any of the many n00dz threads on AP. At this point, I'm still pretty stoned so I tell the guy that if he anals the dog, I won't post the picture, even though it's a picture I wouldn't normally psot. As the guy mulls over his options, I notice the chick trying to sneak away. I quickly snap a n00d and she stops in her tracks and starts bitching about how the picture could ruin her record contract in Europe or something (I couldn't understand her that well because she mostly Britsh and speak British words). Out of the corner of my eye, I notice that the biker has actually started analing the poor dog! I never really meant for him to fuck the dog, I was just joking. So, now I need to know one thing; is having sex with a dog animal abuse?
So the other day while I was smoking some Lamb's Breath, this chick sent me some n00dz of her dog. I was all like, what the fuck? She quickly texted me back and told me that her secret fantasy was always to watch her boyfriend anal a dog. At this point, I was shocked but still way too high to do anything but laugh hysterically at the whole situation. So I drive over to her house to see what the fuck is up and she's over there, stoned out of her mind, getting anal'd by some black motorcyclist while her dog is taking pictures with her t-mobile Sidekick (this product placement is brought to you by t-mobile). What a lil_slut! Needless to say, the biker is pretty pissed that I interrupted his fuck session so he pulls out and starts charging in my direction. It's at this point that I noticed that he his dick was concave (how he was managing to anal this chick, I'll never know). So I pull out my t-mobile Sidekick and snap a picture of it. The guy stops in his tracks, gets down on his knees and begs me not to post the n00dz in any of the many n00dz threads on AP. At this point, I'm still pretty stoned so I tell the guy that if he anals the dog, I won't post the picture, even though it's a picture I wouldn't normally psot. As the guy mulls over his options, I notice the chick trying to sneak away. I quickly snap a n00d and she stops in her tracks and starts bitching about how the picture could ruin her record contract in Europe or something (I couldn't understand her that well because she mostly Britsh and speak British words). Out of the corner of my eye, I notice that the biker has actually started analing the poor dog! I never really meant for him to fuck the dog, I was just joking. So, now I need to know one thing; is having sex with a dog animal abuse?
best story ever.
TheSkyline
10/12/08, 08:45 AM
So the other day while I was smoking some Lamb's Breath, this chick sent me some n00dz of her dog. I was all like, what the fuck? She quickly texted me back and told me that her secret fantasy was always to watch her boyfriend anal a dog. At this point, I was shocked but still way too high to do anything but laugh hysterically at the whole situation. So I drive over to her house to see what the fuck is up and she's over there, stoned out of her mind, getting anal'd by some black motorcyclist while her dog is taking pictures with her t-mobile Sidekick (this product placement is brought to you by t-mobile). What a lil_slut! Needless to say, the biker is pretty pissed that I interrupted his fuck session so he pulls out and starts charging in my direction. It's at this point that I noticed that he his dick was concave (how he was managing to anal this chick, I'll never know). So I pull out my t-mobile Sidekick and snap a picture of it. The guy stops in his tracks, gets down on his knees and begs me not to post the n00dz in any of the many n00dz threads on AP. At this point, I'm still pretty stoned so I tell the guy that if he anals the dog, I won't post the picture, even though it's a picture I wouldn't normally psot. As the guy mulls over his options, I notice the chick trying to sneak away. I quickly snap a n00d and she stops in her tracks and starts bitching about how the picture could ruin her record contract in Europe or something (I couldn't understand her that well because she mostly Britsh and speak British words). Out of the corner of my eye, I notice that the biker has actually started analing the poor dog! I never really meant for him to fuck the dog, I was just joking. So, now I need to know one thing; is having sex with a dog animal abuse?
Best post ever.
thespearkid
10/12/08, 09:33 AM
I try.
coltenTALK
10/12/08, 09:36 AM
So the other day while I was smoking some Lamb's Breath, this chick sent me some n00dz of her dog. I was all like, what the fuck? She quickly texted me back and told me that her secret fantasy was always to watch her boyfriend anal a dog. At this point, I was shocked but still way too high to do anything but laugh hysterically at the whole situation. So I drive over to her house to see what the fuck is up and she's over there, stoned out of her mind, getting anal'd by some black motorcyclist while her dog is taking pictures with her t-mobile Sidekick (this product placement is brought to you by t-mobile). What a lil_slut! Needless to say, the biker is pretty pissed that I interrupted his fuck session so he pulls out and starts charging in my direction. It's at this point that I noticed that he his dick was concave (how he was managing to anal this chick, I'll never know). So I pull out my t-mobile Sidekick and snap a picture of it. The guy stops in his tracks, gets down on his knees and begs me not to post the n00dz in any of the many n00dz threads on AP. At this point, I'm still pretty stoned so I tell the guy that if he anals the dog, I won't post the picture, even though it's a picture I wouldn't normally psot. As the guy mulls over his options, I notice the chick trying to sneak away. I quickly snap a n00d and she stops in her tracks and starts bitching about how the picture could ruin her record contract in Europe or something (I couldn't understand her that well because she mostly Britsh and speak British words). Out of the corner of my eye, I notice that the biker has actually started analing the poor dog! I never really meant for him to fuck the dog, I was just joking. So, now I need to know one thing; is having sex with a dog animal abuse?
+10
HelpMeSleep
10/12/08, 11:18 AM
So the other day while I was smoking some Lamb's Breath, this chick sent me some n00dz of her dog. I was all like, what the fuck? She quickly texted me back and told me that her secret fantasy was always to watch her boyfriend anal a dog. At this point, I was shocked but still way too high to do anything but laugh hysterically at the whole situation. So I drive over to her house to see what the fuck is up and she's over there, stoned out of her mind, getting anal'd by some black motorcyclist while her dog is taking pictures with her t-mobile Sidekick (this product placement is brought to you by t-mobile). What a lil_slut! Needless to say, the biker is pretty pissed that I interrupted his fuck session so he pulls out and starts charging in my direction. It's at this point that I noticed that he his dick was concave (how he was managing to anal this chick, I'll never know). So I pull out my t-mobile Sidekick and snap a picture of it. The guy stops in his tracks, gets down on his knees and begs me not to post the n00dz in any of the many n00dz threads on AP. At this point, I'm still pretty stoned so I tell the guy that if he anals the dog, I won't post the picture, even though it's a picture I wouldn't normally psot. As the guy mulls over his options, I notice the chick trying to sneak away. I quickly snap a n00d and she stops in her tracks and starts bitching about how the picture could ruin her record contract in Europe or something (I couldn't understand her that well because she mostly Britsh and speak British words). Out of the corner of my eye, I notice that the biker has actually started analing the poor dog! I never really meant for him to fuck the dog, I was just joking. So, now I need to know one thing; is having sex with a dog animal abuse?
being lazy, I was tempted to go with tl;dr. glad I didn't.
epic post, sir. honestly best post ever.
Burning Star IV
10/12/08, 11:34 AM
n00dz > Anal > Weed
thespearkid
10/12/08, 01:11 PM
being lazy, I was tempted to go with tl;dr. glad I didn't.
epic post, sir. honestly best post ever.
Just figured I'd sum up PL in one post.
HelpMeSleep
10/12/08, 01:19 PM
Just figured I'd sum up PL in one post.
you did a good job of it. I definitely loled.
thespearkid
10/12/08, 01:31 PM
you did a good job of it. I definitely loled.
Congrats on post #7777.
HelpMeSleep
10/12/08, 01:55 PM
Congrats on post #7777.
haha thanks! I didn't even notice until you said that! :-)
Angylion Gefell
10/12/08, 04:07 PM
So the other day while I was smoking some Lamb's Breath, this chick sent me some n00dz of her dog. I was all like, what the fuck? She quickly texted me back and told me that her secret fantasy was always to watch her boyfriend anal a dog. At this point, I was shocked but still way too high to do anything but laugh hysterically at the whole situation. So I drive over to her house to see what the fuck is up and she's over there, stoned out of her mind, getting anal'd by some black motorcyclist while her dog is taking pictures with her t-mobile Sidekick (this product placement is brought to you by t-mobile). What a lil_slut! Needless to say, the biker is pretty pissed that I interrupted his fuck session so he pulls out and starts charging in my direction. It's at this point that I noticed that he his dick was concave (how he was managing to anal this chick, I'll never know). So I pull out my t-mobile Sidekick and snap a picture of it. The guy stops in his tracks, gets down on his knees and begs me not to post the n00dz in any of the many n00dz threads on AP. At this point, I'm still pretty stoned so I tell the guy that if he anals the dog, I won't post the picture, even though it's a picture I wouldn't normally psot. As the guy mulls over his options, I notice the chick trying to sneak away. I quickly snap a n00d and she stops in her tracks and starts bitching about how the picture could ruin her record contract in Europe or something (I couldn't understand her that well because she mostly Britsh and speak British words). Out of the corner of my eye, I notice that the biker has actually started analing the poor dog! I never really meant for him to fuck the dog, I was just joking. So, now I need to know one thing; is having sex with a dog animal abuse?
.......AMAZING!
So the other day while I was smoking some Lamb's Breath, this chick sent me some n00dz of her dog. I was all like, what the fuck? She quickly texted me back and told me that her secret fantasy was always to watch her boyfriend anal a dog. At this point, I was shocked but still way too high to do anything but laugh hysterically at the whole situation. So I drive over to her house to see what the fuck is up and she's over there, stoned out of her mind, getting anal'd by some black motorcyclist while her dog is taking pictures with her t-mobile Sidekick (this product placement is brought to you by t-mobile). What a lil_slut! Needless to say, the biker is pretty pissed that I interrupted his fuck session so he pulls out and starts charging in my direction. It's at this point that I noticed that he his dick was concave (how he was managing to anal this chick, I'll never know). So I pull out my t-mobile Sidekick and snap a picture of it. The guy stops in his tracks, gets down on his knees and begs me not to post the n00dz in any of the many n00dz threads on AP. At this point, I'm still pretty stoned so I tell the guy that if he anals the dog, I won't post the picture, even though it's a picture I wouldn't normally psot. As the guy mulls over his options, I notice the chick trying to sneak away. I quickly snap a n00d and she stops in her tracks and starts bitching about how the picture could ruin her record contract in Europe or something (I couldn't understand her that well because she mostly Britsh and speak British words). Out of the corner of my eye, I notice that the biker has actually started analing the poor dog! I never really meant for him to fuck the dog, I was just joking. So, now I need to know one thing; is having sex with a dog animal abuse?
Ahahahahahahaha
HelpMeSleep
10/12/08, 04:45 PM
Ahahahahahahaha
epic fucking lulz, amirite?
epic fucking lulz, amirite?
always.
HelpMeSleep
10/12/08, 05:07 PM
always.
:-)
WakeUpBlondie
10/12/08, 05:20 PM
Great thread, would read again
argg_xo
10/12/08, 05:22 PM
oh my, how did i miss this thread?
WakeUpBlondie
10/12/08, 05:52 PM
haha my friend was telling me how she smoked weed through a gas mask, details?
thespearkid
10/12/08, 05:58 PM
haha my friend was telling me how she smoked weed through a gas mask, details?
I've heard about that except the guy was using household products. He ended up in a coma or something.
argg_xo
10/12/08, 06:09 PM
So the other day while I was smoking some Lamb's Breath, this chick sent me some n00dz of her dog. I was all like, what the fuck? She quickly texted me back and told me that her secret fantasy was always to watch her boyfriend anal a dog. At this point, I was shocked but still way too high to do anything but laugh hysterically at the whole situation. So I drive over to her house to see what the fuck is up and she's over there, stoned out of her mind, getting anal'd by some black motorcyclist while her dog is taking pictures with her t-mobile Sidekick (this product placement is brought to you by t-mobile). What a lil_slut! Needless to say, the biker is pretty pissed that I interrupted his fuck session so he pulls out and starts charging in my direction. It's at this point that I noticed that he his dick was concave (how he was managing to anal this chick, I'll never know). So I pull out my t-mobile Sidekick and snap a picture of it. The guy stops in his tracks, gets down on his knees and begs me not to post the n00dz in any of the many n00dz threads on AP. At this point, I'm still pretty stoned so I tell the guy that if he anals the dog, I won't post the picture, even though it's a picture I wouldn't normally psot. As the guy mulls over his options, I notice the chick trying to sneak away. I quickly snap a n00d and she stops in her tracks and starts bitching about how the picture could ruin her record contract in Europe or something (I couldn't understand her that well because she mostly Britsh and speak British words). Out of the corner of my eye, I notice that the biker has actually started analing the poor dog! I never really meant for him to fuck the dog, I was just joking. So, now I need to know one thing; is having sex with a dog animal abuse?
my favorite part of the story.
HelpMeSleep
10/12/08, 06:28 PM
my favorite part of the story.
lol MST <3
So the other day while I was smoking some Lamb's Breath, this chick sent me some n00dz of her dog. I was all like, what the fuck? She quickly texted me back and told me that her secret fantasy was always to watch her boyfriend anal a dog. At this point, I was shocked but still way too high to do anything but laugh hysterically at the whole situation. So I drive over to her house to see what the fuck is up and she's over there, stoned out of her mind, getting anal'd by some black motorcyclist while her dog is taking pictures with her t-mobile Sidekick (this product placement is brought to you by t-mobile). What a lil_slut! Needless to say, the biker is pretty pissed that I interrupted his fuck session so he pulls out and starts charging in my direction. It's at this point that I noticed that he his dick was concave (how he was managing to anal this chick, I'll never know). So I pull out my t-mobile Sidekick and snap a picture of it. The guy stops in his tracks, gets down on his knees and begs me not to post the n00dz in any of the many n00dz threads on AP. At this point, I'm still pretty stoned so I tell the guy that if he anals the dog, I won't post the picture, even though it's a picture I wouldn't normally psot. As the guy mulls over his options, I notice the chick trying to sneak away. I quickly snap a n00d and she stops in her tracks and starts bitching about how the picture could ruin her record contract in Europe or something (I couldn't understand her that well because she mostly Britsh and speak British words). Out of the corner of my eye, I notice that the biker has actually started analing the poor dog! I never really meant for him to fuck the dog, I was just joking. So, now I need to know one thing; is having sex with a dog animal abuse?
best post ever. sig'd
HelpMeSleep
10/12/08, 06:51 PM
good. that was possibly the most sigworthy post ever.
pilot_light_out
10/13/08, 08:48 AM
:-|
berskyjr
10/13/08, 08:52 AM
wow. i need a cigarette after this thread.
Praetor
10/13/08, 08:55 AM
So the other day while I was smoking some Lamb's Breath, this chick sent me some n00dz of her dog. I was all like, what the fuck? She quickly texted me back and told me that her secret fantasy was always to watch her boyfriend anal a dog. At this point, I was shocked but still way too high to do anything but laugh hysterically at the whole situation. So I drive over to her house to see what the fuck is up and she's over there, stoned out of her mind, getting anal'd by some black motorcyclist while her dog is taking pictures with her t-mobile Sidekick (this product placement is brought to you by t-mobile). What a lil_slut! Needless to say, the biker is pretty pissed that I interrupted his fuck session so he pulls out and starts charging in my direction. It's at this point that I noticed that he his dick was concave (how he was managing to anal this chick, I'll never know). So I pull out my t-mobile Sidekick and snap a picture of it. The guy stops in his tracks, gets down on his knees and begs me not to post the n00dz in any of the many n00dz threads on AP. At this point, I'm still pretty stoned so I tell the guy that if he anals the dog, I won't post the picture, even though it's a picture I wouldn't normally psot. As the guy mulls over his options, I notice the chick trying to sneak away. I quickly snap a n00d and she stops in her tracks and starts bitching about how the picture could ruin her record contract in Europe or something (I couldn't understand her that well because she mostly Britsh and speak British words). Out of the corner of my eye, I notice that the biker has actually started analing the poor dog! I never really meant for him to fuck the dog, I was just joking. So, now I need to know one thing; is having sex with a dog animal abuse?
Try harder.
pilot_light_out
10/13/08, 09:03 AM
unnecessary
HelpMeSleep
10/13/08, 10:05 AM
Try harder.
I guess you just don't get the joke(s).
skashroomking
10/13/08, 10:25 AM
wow. i need a cigarette after this thread.
its like ur reading my mind
WakingTheMisery
10/13/08, 10:28 AM
This thread is cool.
skashroomking
10/13/08, 10:34 AM
~~porn themes~~
(what did u say?)
~~.....themes?....~~
thespearkid
10/13/08, 11:16 AM
Try harder.
They're inside jokes.
skashroomking
10/13/08, 12:38 PM
A JIM JAM! DOOPY DOOPY DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
:king:
firecrackaaa!
10/13/08, 12:56 PM
lol hi Chris
I love Ian.
keyofhappy
04/23/09, 08:33 PM
we should be posting ne zero zero dee zee.
ThisIsNotDan
04/23/09, 08:42 PM
http://poplicks.com/images/chuckecheese-cocaine.jpg
get fucked up son
hockeycoshow1
04/23/09, 08:48 PM
ahhaha wtf at that picture.
mmmmmpoetry
04/23/09, 08:50 PM
http://poplicks.com/images/chuckecheese-cocaine.jpg
get fucked up son
I love chucky cheese!
killerswells
04/24/09, 01:31 AM
http://poplicks.com/images/chuckecheese-cocaine.jpg
get fucked up son
hahahaha. this is great.
BryterJonah
04/24/09, 01:32 AM
Awww, thinking of me? <3
tDgn2iAiasg
BryterJonah
04/24/09, 01:34 AM
So the other day while I was smoking some Lamb's Breath, this chick sent me some n00dz of her dog. I was all like, what the fuck? She quickly texted me back and told me that her secret fantasy was always to watch her boyfriend anal a dog. At this point, I was shocked but still way too high to do anything but laugh hysterically at the whole situation. So I drive over to her house to see what the fuck is up and she's over there, stoned out of her mind, getting anal'd by some black motorcyclist while her dog is taking pictures with her t-mobile Sidekick (this product placement is brought to you by t-mobile). What a lil_slut! Needless to say, the biker is pretty pissed that I interrupted his fuck session so he pulls out and starts charging in my direction. It's at this point that I noticed that he his dick was concave (how he was managing to anal this chick, I'll never know). So I pull out my t-mobile Sidekick and snap a picture of it. The guy stops in his tracks, gets down on his knees and begs me not to post the n00dz in any of the many n00dz threads on AP. At this point, I'm still pretty stoned so I tell the guy that if he anals the dog, I won't post the picture, even though it's a picture I wouldn't normally psot. As the guy mulls over his options, I notice the chick trying to sneak away. I quickly snap a n00d and she stops in her tracks and starts bitching about how the picture could ruin her record contract in Europe or something (I couldn't understand her that well because she mostly Britsh and speak British words). Out of the corner of my eye, I notice that the biker has actually started analing the poor dog! I never really meant for him to fuck the dog, I was just joking. So, now I need to know one thing; is having sex with a dog animal abuse?
:bluesad: too good.
LaDiabla
04/24/09, 02:40 AM
n00dz > Anal > Weed
Weed > Anal > N00dz
killerswells
04/24/09, 03:26 AM
Weed > Anal > N00dz
ladiabla > weed > anal > n00dz
LaDiabla
04/24/09, 03:37 AM
ladiabla > weed > anal > n00dz
:redlove:
killerswells
04/24/09, 05:24 AM
:redlove:
we could easily accomplish all the things in the topic in real life.
weed? yes
anal? of course
n00dz? following the anal, yes.
Michifoxx
04/24/09, 06:34 AM
Ha! great thread
bigblue2015
04/24/09, 07:15 AM
weed, anal, n00dz > money, cash, ho's ????
LaDiabla
04/24/09, 08:36 AM
we could easily accomplish all the things in the topic in real life.
weed? yes
anal? of course
n00dz? following the anal, yes.
Deez Nutz concert dude! It's gonna happen!
thespearkid
04/24/09, 09:09 AM
Ah, I remember this thread.
Mibabalou
05/13/09, 09:29 AM
So the other day while I was smoking some Lamb's Breath, this chick sent me some n00dz of her dog. I was all like, what the fuck? She quickly texted me back and told me that her secret fantasy was always to watch her boyfriend anal a dog. At this point, I was shocked but still way too high to do anything but laugh hysterically at the whole situation. So I drive over to her house to see what the fuck is up and she's over there, stoned out of her mind, getting anal'd by some black motorcyclist while her dog is taking pictures with her t-mobile Sidekick (this product placement is brought to you by t-mobile). What a lil_slut! Needless to say, the biker is pretty pissed that I interrupted his fuck session so he pulls out and starts charging in my direction. It's at this point that I noticed that he his dick was concave (how he was managing to anal this chick, I'll never know). So I pull out my t-mobile Sidekick and snap a picture of it. The guy stops in his tracks, gets down on his knees and begs me not to post the n00dz in any of the many n00dz threads on AP. At this point, I'm still pretty stoned so I tell the guy that if he anals the dog, I won't post the picture, even though it's a picture I wouldn't normally psot. As the guy mulls over his options, I notice the chick trying to sneak away. I quickly snap a n00d and she stops in her tracks and starts bitching about how the picture could ruin her record contract in Europe or something (I couldn't understand her that well because she mostly Britsh and speak British words). Out of the corner of my eye, I notice that the biker has actually started analing the poor dog! I never really meant for him to fuck the dog, I was just joking. So, now I need to know one thing; is having sex with a dog animal abuse?
thedream
mattmatumbo
05/13/09, 02:03 PM
wtf is lamb's breath?
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