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Love As Arson
02/17/05, 12:48 PM
The current girl that I am seeing, well not seeing, but fucking, won't put her mouth on my balls. What is up with that shit?
Shellular
02/17/05, 12:51 PM
Oh my god. You're such a fucking prick.
sweethypocrisy
02/17/05, 12:56 PM
hahahahha
mondeoman
02/17/05, 01:14 PM
Take your emo whining to the Personal Life forum.
hahahhahahahaha
did you ask her to or she just hasnt?
BrandNew20
02/17/05, 01:19 PM
haha.
SkaBum14
02/17/05, 01:19 PM
Take your emo whining to the Personal Life forum.
hahahhahahahaha
haha, or you could have put: www.livejournal.com
haha, or you could have put: www.livejournal.com
hahahaha seriously.
Pat Marquez
02/17/05, 01:29 PM
Hahahahahaha.
Caleb Cattivera
02/17/05, 01:33 PM
since she wont do it, and hasnt yet...when and if she finally does, you should make her suck your wiener, and right when your about to blow, shoot it in her eye, then smack her with your dick and say 'fuck you bitch, lick my balls more often'
maybe that's why the last girl i dated dumped me...hmph
hahahahha
i love your icon. so true.
SonEric84
02/17/05, 02:21 PM
haha, or you could have put: www.livejournal.com
hahahaha I knew that was going to be a response somewhere in this thread.
brandnewtbs23
02/17/05, 06:07 PM
so i guess in your case girls don't suck
FrancesTheMute
02/17/05, 06:26 PM
so i guess in your case girls don't suck
zing!
Paul Tao
02/17/05, 06:37 PM
give her a donkey punch, that'll teach her a lesson
give her a donkey punch, that'll teach her a lesson
horrible
Love As Arson
04/03/06, 08:52 PM
This thread was gold.
Save my day
04/03/06, 08:53 PM
A nice strawberry shortcake might straighten her out.
EnderDove
04/03/06, 08:54 PM
Wash them with Axe, thus giving your balls the Axe effect.
ActorInThisPlay
04/03/06, 08:54 PM
Just give her a nice pearl necklace.
Gabe Gross
04/03/06, 08:54 PM
wow
speechless
brutusUbastard
04/03/06, 08:55 PM
www.livejournal.com
brutusUbastard
04/03/06, 08:56 PM
Just give her a nice pearl necklace.
and remind her how great it looks on her while shes blowing you
Spicoli hey bud
04/03/06, 08:56 PM
you should've covered your balls with strawberry jam. noone can resist the strawberry jam.
marrost
04/03/06, 08:56 PM
Can't win em all I guess. You just have to wait until she's sleeping, drop your balls in her mouth, then when she wakes up say: "Well, I can already tell everyone you did it anyway."
ActorInThisPlay
04/03/06, 08:57 PM
and remind her how great it looks on her while shes blowing you
yeah and make sure it is a homemade pearl necklace...
Love As Arson
04/03/06, 08:58 PM
It's sister thread:
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=68669
Can't win em all I guess. You just have to wait until she's sleeping, drop your balls in her mouth, then when she wakes up say: "Well, I can already tell everyone you did it anyway."
Haha you are horrible.
ghostyouare
04/03/06, 08:58 PM
This thread was gold.
It was great because you made a follow up thread when she sucked your balls.
ghostyouare
04/03/06, 08:59 PM
It's sister thread:
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=68669
There it is.
Oh my god. You're such a fucking prick.
I take it ShellysUsed is the girl you're dating?
punkrockcasual
04/03/06, 09:05 PM
Probably because you're a ******; which means you smell.
i like guitars
04/03/06, 09:05 PM
i prefer to tea bag with no warning, preferably when they are asleep
marrost
04/03/06, 09:06 PM
I take it ShellysUsed is the girl you're dating?No, she's an experienced nut juggler.
Drew Beringer
04/03/06, 09:11 PM
No, she's an experienced nut juggler.
haahahahaah
I rememer this thread, such a classic.
Shellular
04/03/06, 09:13 PM
i always end up coming on ap when people are talking about me. how weird.
marrost
04/03/06, 09:14 PM
i always end up coming on ap when people are talking about me. how weird.Haha you have a telepathic connection with this website.
romantic rights
04/03/06, 09:14 PM
i always end up coming on ap when people are talking about me. how weird.
a special "someone is talking about me" sense?
reductiondesign
04/03/06, 09:17 PM
Hahahaha.
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