Dont kno wht to do...

[Broken_Hearted4]

my friend erich & i, have been really close for th pass few months, and i lik him alot, and we were talkin about going to th movies and stuff, and he wants to hav s*x wit me, i want to do it to, but i made myself a promise NOT to do it til i was married, but i really want to do it wit erich. Im just afraid of wht COULD happen. Also hes friends wit my ex who hates me (wil that change nething?) PPL can u Pleaz help me out? :00000659:

[LostInTheCrowd]

Birthday:
April 30, 1990

Enough said.

[__Deformative.]

my friend erich & i, have been really close for th pass few months, and i lik him alot, and we were talkin about going to th movies and stuff, and he wants to hav s*x wit me, i want to do it to, but i made myself a promise NOT to do it til i was married, but i really want to do it wit erich. Im just afraid of wht COULD happen. Also hes friends wit my ex who hates me (wil that change nething?) PPL can u Pleaz help me out? :00000659:

Just do it. I promise nothing bad will happen. He will really like you, and if you don't do it with him, you'll just end up doing it with someone else before you get married.

How old are you? 15? 16? Trust me, you've waited long enough.

[LostInTheCrowd]

Just do it. I promise nothing bad will happen. He will really like you, and if you don't do it with him, you'll just end up doing it with someone else before you get married.

How old are you? 15? 16? Trust me, you've waited long enough.

lol. He's right, you're almost fifteen, its time.

[apoemtothedead]

He wants to have sex with you before he dates you? That's one commited guy. I say kill him.

[allelish]

You're 14 and you have't had sex yet? You are such a loser! I was 3 when i lost my virginity. Wow you are a real square. You might as well not have sex ever as when you do people will find out how ancient you were when you lost your virginity and make fun of you.

Loser.

[SonEric84]

Birthday:
April 30, 1990

Enough said.


Exactly. What the fuck is wrong with these girls?






hahaha the other replies are hilarious.

[allelish]

Baaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha Check out this bitches profile!

"Interests - getting heartbroken"

"Guyz, If you kno me pleaz don't break my heart... I've been in WAY too many BAD realationships and I cant afford ne more KK?"

You are either a slut or an idiot, i'm guessing you are both. However your entertainment value is tremendous, please keep posting on this site.



hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[SonEric84]

hahaha I feel kinda bad for her...

[__Deformative.]

hahaha I feel kinda bad for her...

Not me. She does it to herself.

Yeah, sweetie, red is a good color for your scene points to be.

[trustmeimokay]

Not me. She does it to herself.

Yeah, sweetie, red is a good color for your scene points to be.
Muhahaha!

[FinchBulldog2]

Have sex with him, and then have sex with your ex, then your principal, and finally your uncle.

[FinchBulldog2]

You are 15 for christ sake, you should have been having intercourse years ago.

[FinchBulldog2]

You're 14 and you have't had sex yet? You are such a loser! I was 3 when i lost my virginity. Wow you are a real square. You might as well not have sex ever as when you do people will find out how ancient you were when you lost your virginity and make fun of you.

Loser.
hahahaha exactly...What a loser! She should move towns and change her name.

[Broken_Hearted4]

i dont understand wht th big deal about a 14/15 yr. old not having s*x is all about. I could do it wit ne1 i wanted my parents dont care. But im actually trying not to hav a baby which would b th result of a birth pill lik me! cant i get prego on th first time?

[SonEric84]

i dont understand wht th big deal about a 14/15 yr. old not having s*x is all about. I could do it wit ne1 i wanted my parents dont care. But im actually trying not to hav a baby which would b th result of a birth pill lik me! cant i get prego on th first time?

First of all, if your parents don't care what kind of morons are they? Second it's a big deal because obviously you are uneducated on this subject seeing as how you don't even know if you can get pregnant on your first time. Yes dear, you can.

[apoemtothedead]

i dont understand wht th big deal about a 14/15 yr. old not having s*x is all about. I could do it wit ne1 i wanted my parents dont care. But im actually trying not to hav a baby which would b th result of a birth pill lik me! cant i get prego on th first time?

www.dictionary.com

[Tony Pascarella]

Of course you can give birth to sauce your first time.

[starsonstrings]

my thoughts are as follows:

1. You should probably get yourself checked out if youre wondering about prego. or Ragu for that matter.
2. the above post with the link to dictionary.com would be beneficial.
3. if this is such a personal dilemma and strain on your own personal ethics (that which you had to post on a messageboard to decide the fate of your virginity), rethink everything before stepping out into sunlight/the world again.

no offense. but at the age of 14/15 you should know enough about yourself to A. make your own decision B. know about sex.

wtf happened to all your sex ed classes?

[LostInTheCrowd]

i dont understand wht th big deal about a 14/15 yr. old not having s*x is all about. I could do it wit ne1 i wanted my parents dont care. But im actually trying not to hav a baby which would b th result of a birth pill lik me! cant i get prego on th first time?

This has to be a joke. No one can be this clueless and spell this badly.

[apoemtothedead]

This has to be a joke. No one can be this clueless and spell this badly.

You over estimate today's female youth.

[aolsux]

yes indeed, www.dictionary.com (http://www.tubgirl.com)

[Tony Pascarella]

You over estimate today's female youth.

It's true. MTV kills brain cells.

[LostInTheCrowd]

You over estimate today's female youth.

I need to believe this is a joke to remain to have faith in humanity.

[apoemtothedead]

It's true. MTV kills brain cells.

Clone High didn't kill brain cells, just hunger striking Indians.

[FrancesTheMute]

let him stick it in your butt.

you should have done this YEARS ago.

[SonEric84]

I have a third point to add to my above post. If you can't type "sex" without editing it, you definitely shouldn't be thinking about having it. Plus...that whole prego and ragu thing...wtf.

[urowndisaster52]

14 is too young, especially since he's not even your boyfriend.
go play in traffic.

[FinchBulldog2]

You can't get pregnant your first time. Jesus you people are moronic.

[urowndisaster52]

my friend erich & i, have been really close for th pass few months, and i lik him alot, and we were talkin about going to th movies and stuff, and he wants to hav s*x wit me, i want to do it to, but i made myself a promise NOT to do it til i was married, but i really want to do it wit erich. Im just afraid of wht COULD happen. Also hes friends wit my ex who hates me (wil that change nething?) PPL can u Pleaz help me out? :00000659:
we are laughing at you
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=61344

[FrancesTheMute]

You can't get pregnant your first time. Jesus you people are moronic.
the same thing applies if you do it in a pool.


and you might want to get that spaghetti sauce/vagina thing checked out, because i'm pretty sure that's not normal.

[SonEric84]

SonEric84: http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=61312
pnkboy2therescue: is that the one where paris hiltons numbers leaked?
SonEric84: haha no
SonEric84: better
pnkboy2therescue: wow
pnkboy2therescue: some girls are so dumb
SonEric84: haha
SonEric84: yeah really
SonEric84: GO PREGO
pnkboy2therescue: HAHAHAHAHAHA
SonEric84: "It's my first time and there's sauce coming out of my vagina"
SonEric84: isn't that by Shania Twain?
pnkboy2therescue: haha

[emberNenvelope]

this is easy. you could NOT have sex with him. what a whore. i mean, at this age, who is craving it that much.

[hXc_pwnage]

HEY GUYS..

I'm going to go have...

S*X!!!!

LOLOLOL!!!!

I CAN'T TYPE OUT S*X!!!!

[SonEric84]

HEY GUYS..

I'm going to go have...

S*X!!!!

LOLOLOL!!!!

I CAN'T TYPE OUT S*X!!!!


You must be XxstraightedgexX, that's so scene!

[uhcougar182]

i know it's already been dragged out but i'm still laughing my ass off at that 'prego' thing

[theESCO]

If you let him give you anal it won't really count.

[Andy]

Clone High didn't kill brain cells, just hunger striking Indians.

Ahahahaha.

There aren't enough Indian jokes here.

[FinchBulldog2]

Ahahahaha.

There aren't enough Indian jokes here.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Cuz I took his land.

[popdisaster00]

LOL

man i dont know what to say im laughing at, cause i giggled numerous times on each page. funny fucking shit.

ragu hahaha

[FinchBulldog2]

Why was the Indian sad?
Cuz white people took all of his land.

hahahahaha

[jaimej]

prego! ahahahahaha so so sad. this makes me never want to have kids.

[mondeoman]

Jesus girl just have sex with me already. You know you want it from me. hahahahahaha
Omg that prego/Ragu thing is priceless.

[Andy]

You're 14 or something right? And still a virgin?

What, are you amish?

[Broken_Hearted4]

WHOA my birthday is april 30th bone me instead.

sure y th hell not?

[FinchBulldog2]

You are 15...Do it already you loser...Don't you want to be cool? Get to the sex.

[atticus_4132]

Birthday:
April 30, 1990

Enough said.

haha yes

[FinchBulldog2]

She came looking for advice, she got owned.

[sweethypocrisy]

www.hop.com

[level4loser]

see now, let me tell you something about sex as someone who has had it.

a) be sure not to shave. guys love that.
b) it doesnt hurt for the girl her first time (its just a myth) so just talk really dirty to him during foreplay using lines like "i want you to fuck me so hard, just shove"
c) you cant get pregnant except for a couple days outta the month, plus condoms make you lose all the feeling. so dont use one.
d) semen in the eye really helps un-blur your vision.
e) be sure to make sure he takes you somewhere romantic, and then to be spontanious, jump his bones in the bathroom. ( examples include: The Waffle House... you know, somewhere classy)
f) be sure to say sexy things to him, such as: "I havent been fucked like that since grade school" or "I want ot have your abortion"
g) call him "daddy" and then follow by calling him your fathers first name.
h) be sure to play some romantic music in the backround. theres this one band i always listen to while fucking...its called the locust. its got groove, but its slow and really sets the mood.

follow all these and your first time will be a time to remember!
~tony

[Andy]

She came looking for advice, she got owned.
By just about everyone on the entire board.

Haha.

[starsonstrings]

"I havent been fucked like that since grade school"

ahaha, fight club.

[emberNenvelope]

seriously. it's people like this that make me feel better than everyone else. she's giving 14 and 15 year old bad names.

[__Deformative.]

h) be sure to play some romantic music in the backround. theres this one band i always listen to while fucking...its called the locust. its got groove, but its slow and really sets the mood.

~tony

You, sir, are my hero.

Seriously, listen to this man. And get your dude to try to shove real hard to the beat of the music. "RA RA RAH RAAA RAAA! RA RA RAH RAAA RAAA!"

Trust me, that blood means he's doing it right.

[level4loser]

Trust me, that blood means he's doing it right.

amen. my girl had lost 2 pints of blood.

i must have fucked her so good she never called me again because it would have ruined every other sexual expirence she would have ever had for the rest of her life.

[FinchBulldog2]

Don't use a condom or lubricant. Those two things will ruin your first time.

[__Deformative.]

Don't use a condom or lubricant. Those two things will ruin your first time.

And make sure he surprises you and does it before you get wet down there. The extra friction really makes it better on both of you.

[level4loser]

And make sure he surprises you and does it before you get wet down there. The extra friction really makes it better on both of you.

well, you could always stay a virgin and take it in the ass.

but the same rules all still apply. no condom, no lube, as hard as possible, you know.

the romantic way.

[starsonstrings]

slammin!!

[Andy]

well, you could always stay a virgin and take it in the ass.

but the same rules all still apply. no condom, no lube, as hard as possible, you know.

the romantic way.

Looove me tender...

[SonEric84]

Wow, who was the asshole that gave me negative scene points in this thread? I'm so hurt. ha...

[allelish]

Haha, this thread is still fuckin' hillarious.

I'll dampen your rage with some points SonEric.

[SonEric84]

Haha Thanks...I have an idea of who did it but if they did it was lame cause my comment was sarcastic/a joke.

[butIfellFORher]

you should have sex with him upside down, that way he gets pregnant not you. his semen goes right back at him

[apex]

hahaha I feel kinda bad for her...

Me, too. But good replies regardless.

[jaimej]

aaaaaand we're back!

[Andy]

Is this the orignal Prego thread? As seen on AP.net?

[jaimej]

This would be it! hahaha

[Louise Heng]

so i finally found the pasta sauce thread that everyones talking about.

where the heck did the prego come in?

[jaimej]

so i finally found the pasta sauce thread that everyones talking about.

where the heck did the prego come in?
She asked if she could get "prego" the first time she has sex. meaning pregnant, not the sauce. :animateds

[XmorganX88]

Is this the orignal Prego thread? As seen on AP.net?
hahahahahaha

[Louise Heng]

She asked if she could get "prego" the first time she has sex. meaning pregnant, not the sauce. :animateds
sauce, babies.... same dif.

[BetsyXcore]

so boredom makes you find old threads.

HAHAHA!

[jaimej]

so boredom makes you find old threads.

HAHAHA!
Hahahaha I seriously thought about bringing this back again too. Too classic to just let go.

[IAmCountryMusic]

maybe you should just have a gang bang with your friend and your ex and invite some of us.

i dont see a problem with that at all, now i do see a problem with this
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/d/p/dps166/MilliVanilli2003.jpg

theyre white :( and theyre pretending to be milli vanilli :(:(:(

this is proof there is no god :(

[LostInTheCrowd]

I still don't think this chick could be for real.

[FinchBulldog2]

You should just do filthy things with every man you encounter....Never too young to start.

[brianthomas7]

That ragu comment on page 2 could be the funniest thing ever posted on this board.

[FinchBulldog2]

You should have sex with strange men. You should have sex with basketball players. You should have sex with Greeks.

[IAmCountryMusic]

i think shes lying, would anyone actually have sex with this?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0514044inside1.jpg

[FinchBulldog2]

I want to hear what she did. Come back and give us the details.

[IAmCountryMusic]

I want to hear what she did. Come back and give us the details.
points for you for keeping this going and for being my uncle

[jaimej]

Greatest thread in existance.

[starsonstrings]

maybe they're still trying to figure what goes in where and what to do after they accomplish that.

[Witchbaby]

I feel like you whine about this erich kid a lot. Don't fuck him. It's trouble.

I can't tell if you're serious or not.

[Samuel]

omfg..this thread is fucking priceless

[Skatetopunk]

where the fuck did she go?? did she fuck him??

[SonEric84]

Yeah I wanna know if she's prego or not.

[FinchBulldog2]

where the fuck did she go?? did she fuck him??
I hope so...She should have been fucking at 10 years old. 15 is a little old to start.

[FinchBulldog2]

bump

[apoemtothedead]

New rule:

This thread must be revived weekly.

[FinchBulldog2]

New rule:

This thread must be revived weekly.
haha i know.

[SonEric84]

She's probably too busy at the mall "laughin at preps" to come back and tell us what happened. Either that or she's prego and her parents are using her to top their spaghetti.

[still]

She's probably too busy at the mall "laughin at preps" to come back and tell us what happened. Either that or she's prego and her parents are using her to top their spaghetti.

i'm pretty sure it's the latter, must have run out of ragu.

[thenewline]

it puts the ragu in the hole
it does what its told

[ATragedySoSweet]

it puts the ragu in the hole
it does what its told
ha..thats kinda disturbing...

[FinchBulldog2]

it puts the ragu in the hole
it does what its told
hahaha pts for you for that and for the finch quote in ur sig.

[thenewline]

hahaha pts for you for that and for the finch quote in ur sig.

hahah thanks man.

[FrancesTheMute]

http://www.hometownfavorites.com/images/items/Large/hfsa867.jpg

[Brianfarg]

My personal opinion is that you should have sex with him until you get pregnant, have the baby, and eat it. Problem solved.

[apoemtothedead]

Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeego

[SlipknoticChild]

hay people

[WakingTheMisery]

hang yourself.

[stabmeNthefront]

I hope you have sex WIT all 3 inches of his weiner and then get a horrible case of chlamydia, you cheap fucking wench. KK?

[IAmCountryMusic]

my wee wee is only 3 inches too:(

[brandnizzle32]

my wee wee is only 3 inches too:(


man that sux my is a imactulant 3.5 inches :crowngrin

[IAmCountryMusic]

You're 14 and you have't had sex yet? You are such a loser! I was 3 when i lost my virginity. Wow you are a real square. You might as well not have sex ever as when you do people will find out how ancient you were when you lost your virginity and make fun of you.

Loser.
i lost mine when i was still in my mommy's tummy

[allelish]

i lost mine when i was still in my mommy's tummy
i lost mine before my dad was even born

[SonEric84]

i lost mine before my dad was even born


Dude, that's punk rawk. :dweeba48:

[Vanity__Dearest]

hahhahah...this has to be a joke...while ur at it, have ur first time be a gangbang...with african horses :)

[SingleDoubt]

my friend erich & i, have been really close for th pass few months, and i lik him alot, and we were talkin about going to th movies and stuff, and he wants to hav s*x wit me, i want to do it to, but i made myself a promise NOT to do it til i was married, but i really want to do it wit erich. Im just afraid of wht COULD happen. Also hes friends wit my ex who hates me (wil that change nething?) PPL can u Pleaz help me out? :00000659:face it, if you're thinking about sex already, you have no chance of holding out till youre married

[SonEric84]

This is old as fuck. Damn prego thread.

[xYouFailMex]

i dont understand wht th big deal about a 14/15 yr. old not having s*x is all about. I could do it wit ne1 i wanted my parents dont care. But im actually trying not to hav a baby which would b th result of a birth pill lik me! cant i get prego on th first time?

You really need to know how to spell.

[IAmCountryMusic]

i lost mine before my dad was even born
i had s*x with mrs. Armstrong and it was awkward

[RoomWithAVeiw]

Just do it. I promise nothing bad will happen. He will really like you, and if you don't do it with him, you'll just end up doing it with someone else before you get married.

How old are you? 15? 16? Trust me, you've waited long enough.
gahahaha

[Vanity__Dearest]

this is the reason why i suggest a couple years ago we just go to school without clothes, and blindfolds, and whoever we ended up with would just be a learning experience...seems like it's just about the same sentiment as most relationships these days anyways.

[Mercy Medical]

Some people need to just die just for the sheer fact that there would be no chance of them procreating.

[Vanity__Dearest]

HAHAH...and if they did pro-create...oh it would be a miserable sight.

[IAmCountryMusic]

HAHAH...and if they did pro-create...oh it would be a miserable sight.
our kids are gorgeous

[OveriseFan]

So think the guy has found it with his trusty microscope (http://www-mp.phy.cam.ac.uk/Party/archie%20microscope%202.jpg) yet?

[IAmCountryMusic]

So think the guy has found it with his trusty microscope (http://www-mp.phy.cam.ac.uk/Party/archie%20microscope%202.jpg) yet?
did you just want a reason to show that picture?

[jaimej]

badump bump. ;)

[mogwaifearsatan]

hahahahaha best thread ever

[SonEric84]

badump bump. ;)


hahaha Good idea, that "save me" girl should read this one.

[infamous_alias]

hahaha Good idea, that "save me" girl should read this one.

I love the "personal life" forum so much. It's 2:40 in the AM, I have engineering homework do to, and I'm reading about sexually condused 14/15 year olds. Life doesn't get much better.

[jaimej]

hahaha Good idea, that "save me" girl should read this one.
Hahaha seriously. This thread rules.

[lackofcolour 13]

at least you have some sense of sexual morality- something non existent for most modern day teenagers.

[lovely864md]

perfect timing to revive this thread.

My friend's little brother had sex at 4, her parents found him and the neighbor girl doing it standing up. You have no idea how hard I laughed after hearing that.

[underthetalking]

i dont understand wht th big deal about a 14/15 yr. old not having s*x is all about. I could do it wit ne1 i wanted my parents dont care. But im actually trying not to hav a baby which would b th result of a birth pill lik me! cant i get prego on th first time?

I had to read that twice to actually understand it.

[justinevans]

my friend erich & i, have been really close for th pass few months, and i lik him alot, and we were talkin about going to th movies and stuff, and he wants to hav s*x wit me, i want to do it to, but i made myself a promise NOT to do it til i was married, but i really want to do it wit erich. Im just afraid of wht COULD happen. Also hes friends wit my ex who hates me (wil that change nething?) PPL can u Pleaz help me out? :00000659:

i will take you seriously when you use spell check. Goodbye.

[Katie Schmitz]

what the fuck is going on in this world?!?

[Katie Schmitz]

i will take you seriously when you use spell check. Goodbye.
haha, me too!

[Spicoli hey bud]

This is from a long time ago but here's my 2 cents. Your friend already had sex with him and he has contracted AIDS. But do it anyway because AIDS is awesome.

[lovely864md]

This is from a long time ago but here's my 2 cents. Your friend already had sex with him and he has contracted AIDS. But do it anyway because AIDS is awesome.

If I got AIDS, I would have an AIDS party and spread the love.

[allelish]

perfect timing to revive this thread.

My friend's little brother had sex at 4, her parents found him and the neighbor girl doing it standing up. You have no idea how hard I laughed after hearing that.
if you are serious then that is the weirdest/greatest thing i have heard.

[justinevans]

my friend erich & i, have been really close for th pass few months, and i lik him alot, and we were talkin about going to th movies and stuff, and he wants to hav s*x wit me, i want to do it to, but i made myself a promise NOT to do it til i was married, but i really want to do it wit erich. Im just afraid of wht COULD happen. Also hes friends wit my ex who hates me (wil that change nething?) PPL can u Pleaz help me out? :00000659:

you are what we like to call - an mtv whore.

[lovely864md]

if you are serious then that is the weirdest/greatest thing i have heard.

The sad thing is I am. She has the coolest family on Earth.

[Katie Schmitz]

wtf

[mogwaifearsatan]

My question is, why she keeps censoring the word sex, as if it's some sort of swear word.

This thread makes me depressed about humans.

[Spicoli hey bud]

Penetration is the KEY to SUCCESS

[hockey0001]

bump, because its still hilarious

[InochiSagashi]

okay.
1. I swear not all kids born in 90 are trying to fuck anything that walks.
2. since when did a brand of tomato sauce become the popular slang for pregnant?

[wastedspacejm]

okay.
1. I swear not all kids born in 90 are trying to fuck anything that walks.
2. since when did a brand of tomato sauce become the popular slang for pregnant?

1. wrong
2. since like, last millenium.

[Anton Djamoos]

Still laughing.

[HelpMeSleep]

whoa big bump, Anton. I was really confused reading the first page of this. I was just like who are these people, where the heck are the regulars... and then I looked at the date. wow lol.

[Neo Cassady]

haha wow. This is from forever ago. I spy my old username!

[mattmatumbo]

i dont understand wht th big deal about a 14/15 yr. old not having s*x is all about. I could do it wit ne1 i wanted my parents dont care. But im actually trying not to hav a baby which would b th result of a birth pill lik me! cant i get prego on th first time?

hahaha

[deathbatgurl]

it takes longer then just a few months to build a really close and trustworthy relationship.
if u made that promise 2 urself, then keep it.
if he really likes u, he should understand, if not then screw him.

[fadedmemories]

Thanks for bumping, this thread is hilarious

[argg_xo]

it takes longer then just a few months to build a really close and trustworthy relationship.
if u made that promise 2 urself, then keep it.
if he really likes u, he should understand, if not then screw him.
thanks for the solid advice.

[thespearkid]

it takes longer then just a few months to build a really close and trustworthy relationship.
if u made that promise 2 urself, then keep it.
if he really likes u, he should understand, if not then screw him.
Hahahaha fuck you.

[Smash Adams]

it takes longer then just a few months to build a really close and trustworthy relationship.
if u made that promise 2 urself, then keep it.
if he really likes u, he should understand, if not then screw him.
literally or figuratively?

[HelpMeSleep]

haha wow. This is from forever ago. I spy my old username!
you changed it?

thanks for the solid advice.
hahaha. <3 you!

literally or figuratively?
literally duh.

[atticus1492]

So did she do it?

[HelpMeSleep]

good question. :shrug:

[MishelleMakeout]

my friend erich & i, have been really close for th pass few months, and i lik him alot, and we were talkin about going to th movies and stuff, and he wants to hav s*x wit me, i want to do it to, but i made myself a promise NOT to do it til i was married, but i really want to do it wit erich. Im just afraid of wht COULD happen. Also hes friends wit my ex who hates me (wil that change nething?) PPL can u Pleaz help me out? :00000659:


I'm not gonna say nothing bad is gonna happen, but if you really want to do it and you think your ready, GO FOR IT ! I mean if you promised yourself you wouldnt, and you cant seem to break that promise then okay. But think of how you will feel after it happens. If you like the idea then do it. If not then wait.

[HelpMeSleep]

I'm not gonna say nothing bad is gonna happen, but if you really want to do it and you think your ready, GO FOR IT ! I mean if you promised yourself you wouldnt, and you cant seem to break that promise then okay. But think of how you will feel after it happens. If you like the idea then do it. If not then wait.
lol

[Neo Cassady]

you changed it?

I registered a new one in '06; the other (wastedspacejm) only had 500-some-odd posts and I either didn't want to pay or that wasn't an option at the time.

[DannySniper]

What kind of a name is Erich?

Have sex with me.

Nah, jks don't.

Ew.

kkilybabezzzttyllolxoxoxo

[Slaur]

Do not do it,Listen to your conscience, and stop doubting it.Take it from an old fart, please.

[HelpMeSleep]

I registered a new one in '06; the other (wastedspacejm) only had 500-some-odd posts and I either didn't want to pay or that wasn't an option at the time.
ohh gotcha. I definitely paid $3 lol. your old one makes me think of Space Jam.

[Neo Cassady]

ohh gotcha. I definitely paid $3 lol. your old one makes me think of Space Jam.

I had so many people tell me that, and I had to keep explaining that it wasn't supposed to say Space Jam, which is partly because I changed it. That, and I think my current one fits who I am a lot better.

[DannySniper]

ohh gotcha. I definitely paid $3 lol. your old one makes me think of Space Jam.

What was your old one?

Your new one makes me lol.

[HelpMeSleep]

I had so many people tell me that, and I had to keep explaining that it wasn't supposed to say Space Jam, which is partly because I changed it. That, and I think my current one fits who I am a lot better.
ahhh sorry for being part of the problem! :-)

What was your old one?

Your new one makes me lol.
haha. my new ones gets made fun of a lot. think it's better than my old one though.

my old one was SO lame... xotrulyblondox
it was my sn and username for pretty much everything since 8th grade. I needed to part ways with that name though.

[DannySniper]

ahhh sorry for being part of the problem! :-)


haha. my new ones gets made fun of a lot. think it's better than my old one though.

my old one was SO lame... xotrulyblondox
it was my sn and username for pretty much everything since 8th grade. I needed to part ways with that name though.

I'm blonde:-(

Well, like...burnt blonde.

But I used to be like an albino.

[HelpMeSleep]

I'm blonde:-(

Well, like...burnt blonde.

But I used to be like an albino.
nothing against blondes! just that I'm not one so it was pretty lame. :-)

lol like an albino? no red eyes though right? :]

[DannySniper]

nothing against blondes! just that I'm not one so it was pretty lame. :-)

lol like an albino? no red eyes though right? :]

No, eyes that were blue like the sparkling waters of Fiji.

And still are.

[HelpMeSleep]

No, eyes that were blue like the sparkling waters of Fiji.

And still are.
oooh. sounds hawt.
our babies shall be good looking of course.

[DannySniper]

oooh. sounds hawt.
our babies shall be good looking of course.

How could they not be?

[HelpMeSleep]

How could they not be?
that's true. really really ridiculously good looking people tend to produce really really ridiculously good looking spawn. :-)

[DannySniper]

that's true. really really ridiculously good looking people tend to produce really really ridiculously good looking spawn. :-)

I assure you, my ejaculate is immaculate.

My sperm are firm.

My semen is gleamin'.

...I'm ready to go.

[HelpMeSleep]

I assure you, my ejaculate is immaculate.

My sperm are firm.

My semen is gleamin'.

...I'm ready to go.
hahaha. that was the best poem type thing I've ever gotten from a boy. props. :thumbup:

oh I'm ready for it!
I had two lines of rhyming but decided they were just unnecessary lol.

[DannySniper]

hahaha. that was the best poem type thing I've ever gotten from a boy. props. :thumbup:

oh I'm ready for it!
I had two lines of rhyming but decided they were just unnecessary lol.

Your words are making my penis commit love explosions.

Which means I have to go to the gym.

BYEBYEBYE!!!

omgilyktotesluvusososomuchbaixoxoxo

[HelpMeSleep]

Your words are making my penis commit love explosions.

Which means I have to go to the gym.

BYEBYEBYE!!!

omgilyktotesluvusososomuchbaixoxoxo
hahaha. wait, what does that have to do with the gym, hmmm?

:wave:

[lolwut1337]

Baaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha Check out this bitches profile!

"Interests - getting heartbroken"

"Guyz, If you kno me pleaz don't break my heart... I've been in WAY too many BAD realationships and I cant afford ne more KK?"

You are either a slut or an idiot, i'm guessing you are both. However your entertainment value is tremendous, please keep posting on this site.



hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

she's like the new ms sweeney todd!
except she's not a hot shot with a record label n shit.

[bigblue2015]

I'm not gonna say nothing bad is gonna happen, but if you really want to do it and you think your ready, GO FOR IT ! I mean if you promised yourself you wouldnt, and you cant seem to break that promise then okay. But think of how you will feel after it happens. If you like the idea then do it. If not then wait.

Late advice is late. This is a 3-year old bump. GTFO.

[Jessooker]

this thread was funny.

[HelpMeSleep]

Late advice is late. This is a 3-year old bump. GTFO.
:nod: you tell 'em, Rob.

[AmarnaReign]

If you have to censor the E in sex out, your not old enough. Point blank


-Captain Obvious

[bigblue2015]

:nod: you tell 'em, Rob.


Haha the forums are kind of dead this morning, I'm bored.

[HelpMeSleep]

If you have to censor the E in sex out, your not old enough. Point blank


-Captain Obvious
you're*

seriously though, truer words were never spoken.

Haha the forums are kind of dead this morning, I'm bored.
haha. yeah, me too. I just wrote out this lengthy rant to that one stupid girl who thinks she's better than everyone since she's 22 and in the military. I need to get dressed for school though.

[bigblue2015]

you're*

seriously though, truer words were never spoken.


haha. yeah, me too. I just wrote out this lengthy rant to that one stupid girl who thinks she's better than everyone since she's 22 and in the military. I need to get dressed for school though.

Haha I read that rant, I thought it was eloquent and well put together. Also that girl is a dumb bitch and nobody likes her.

[HelpMeSleep]

Haha I read that rant, I thought it was eloquent and well put together. Also that girl is a dumb bitch and nobody likes her.
haha. thank you! lol she really is. I wish she'd go away.

[bigblue2015]

haha. thank you! lol she really is. I wish she'd go away.

Yeah I know...unfortunately some people on this site have trouble taking hints. Or else they just like the attention they get from everyone hating them. Which is most likely her case.

[HelpMeSleep]

Yeah I know...unfortunately some people on this site have trouble taking hints. Or else they just like the attention they get from everyone hating them. Which is most likely her case.
probably so. that's really sad though.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I wish I knew people like this in real life.

[4N6 science]

I wish I knew people like this in real life.

welcome back I haven't seen you around these parts in a while.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

welcome back I haven't seen you around these parts in a while.

haha, well it's been boring around here for the passed couple of weeks. How've you been?

[chrisstahl]

Birthday:
April 30, 1990

Enough said.

i felt really old a few days ago when it occurred to me that kids born in the 90s can now be legal adults.

[TheSkyline]

i dont understand wht th big deal about a 14/15 yr. old not having s*x is all about. I could do it wit ne1 i wanted my parents dont care. But im actually trying not to hav a baby which would b th result of a birth pill lik me! cant i get prego on th first time?

Nope.

[4N6 science]

haha, well it's been boring around here for the passed couple of weeks. How've you been?

I know the PL has been pretty bad. I've been good, doing the college thang aka taking so many tests and what not.